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- Hey, you l0s3rs. It's time for the news.
- UKRAINE WAR ESCALATIONOH TRAIN DISASTERCHINA SPY BALLOON2024BIDEN CLASSIFIED DOC SCANDALWOKE AI
- 11 Years
- WaPo Reviews 'Every Possible Regulatory Change' Made Under Trump
- WaPo Reviews 'Every Possible Regulatory Change' Made Under Trump
- 4,799
- Breaking: The TRUTH About Nord Stream and Who Was REALLY Behind It
- Breaking: The TRUTH About Nord Stream and Who Was REALLY Behind It
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- LA County agrees $29 mn settlement with Kobe Bryant’s widow over crash photos
- LA County agrees $29 mn settlement with Kobe Bryant’s widow over crash photos
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- Student Who Beat Unconscious Teacher Will Be Tried as Adult
- Student Who Beat Unconscious Teacher Will Be Tried as Adult
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- Mom to Congress: 'You're Welcoming Drug Dealers'
- Mom to Congress: 'You're Welcoming Drug Dealers'
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- Police Use 'Violence' Against People Protesting German Migrant Centre
- Police Use 'Violence' Against People Protesting German Migrant Centre
- 70
- Pentagon Gives All Clear over Ukraine Fraud Allegations
- Pentagon Gives All Clear over Ukraine Fraud Allegations
- 770
- Poll: Trump Leads DeSantis in Head-to-Head
- Poll: Trump Leads DeSantis in Head-to-Head
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- Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Loses Reelection Bid
- Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Loses Reelection Bid
- 3,125
- Greek Minister Calls for Immediate Halt To Ukraine Conflict
- Greek Minister Calls for Immediate Halt To Ukraine Conflict
- Punchy Niggard Arrested After Bruising up Blonde White Woman in Downtown Fort Worth.
- See a black guy. Get a black eye.
- 2 Nigs and a Baboonette Arrested After Killing Woman in Cedar Park.
- Nogger Arrested After Taking Women to Bars and Then Raping Them.
- Jiggerboo Spies on Teenage Girl Behind Bushes with Pants Down in Arbor Meadows.
- Negro Union Chief Refuses to Pay Back $20Mil.
- Negro Beats Elderly War Veteran Because He Thought He Was Eyeing His Mom.
- Dindu Who Slugged Lyft Driver Manhattan Turns Himself in.
- DNA Linked to Negroid Prison Inmate for 2014 Rape.
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- Chris-chan
- Chris-Chan (Real name: Christine Weston Chandler⚧; originally Christian Weston Chandler and Christopher Weston Chandler at his birth to age 11, but more popularly known as "That Fat, Retarded, Degenerate, Transgender Fuck"; b. February 24, 1982: Age 41) is a fat, stupid, perverted, supposedly 'christian', SEVERELY autistic, basement-dwelling, liberal, tranny-loving, transgender, pedophile, self-proclaimed (ex-) "virgin with rage", degenerate manchild, and creator of his own 'skillfully-written' as well as skillfully-drawn series of comics starring an illegal, Yank-made bootlegged version of the blue blur called "Sonichu": his supremely retarded hybrid of Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog.
- (( Motherfucker ))
- .................. Time for your friend Andrew Anglin.
- Macron Falsely Claims He’s Going to Stop Manipulating the Blacks
- Andrew Anglin March 2, 2023
- This is all good and well in theory.
- But it’s a theory.
- RT:
- The era of French dominance over its former colonial possessions in Africa is now a thing of the past, President Emmanuel Macron claimed on Thursday. The French leader earlier promised to reduce Paris’ military footprint on the continent, as its relations with a number of regional countries recently went into a tailspin.
- Speaking in the West African nation of Gabon on the first day of his tour around the continent, the president claimed that the “age of Francafrique is over.”
- “Sometimes I have the feeling that mentalities are not evolving at the same pace as we do … I see that France is still attributed intentions that it doesn’t have,” Macron added, portraying Paris as “a neutral interlocutor.”
- According to the French president, his country acts in this capacity both in Gabon and elsewhere. Paris “speaks to everyone and its role is not to interfere in exchanges of domestic policy,” he stated.
- Having said that, he went on to address concerns voiced by the Gabonese opposition, who saw his visit as a way of supporting President Ali Bongo. “I did not come to invest in anyone. I only came to show my friendship and my consideration to a country and a brotherly people,” Macron insisted.
- The reality is that France is actively involved in manipulating the culture of Africa, only instead of promoting Christianity as the traditional colonialists did, these neo-colonialists push gay sex on the blacks.
- Macron has been personally adamant about forcing the blacks to do gay anal sodomy with one another, including fisting and anal licking.
- The entire French state has been operating on the continent of Africa for this purpose. I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer to be forced to convert to Christianity than forced to have gay anal sex with men.
- Moreover: it wasn’t that long ago that France bombed Libya for no reason.
- These are not serious people. They just make emotional statements designed to rile people up. That’s the whole point of politics – to distract the population from what is actually going on with a gay, retarded circus show.
- After his speech, Macron walked outside and began arguing with some local cats who he claimed made an offensive comment regarding his wife’s age.
- He then walked out by the pond and began yelling at birds through a wireless microphone, claiming again they had insinuated things about the age gap between he and his wife.
- Unfortunately, Macron then took off his shirt and went for a ride on his pet buffalo while flexing his abs.
- The New York Times was forced to cover these interactions with animals, but they totally reframed everything to make Macron look good:
- French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife were recently confronted by a group of cats and birds during a leisurely stroll through a park. The incident has sparked criticism from some American commentators, who have accused Macron of prioritizing animal welfare over the needs of his constituents.
- According to eyewitnesses, the cats and birds began asking a series of rude and personal questions that left Macron’s wife feeling distraught. In response, Macron bravely confronted the cats and demanded an explanation for their offensive behavior.
- While the cats were contrite and apologized for their behavior, the birds proved to be more elusive. Witnesses report that Macron and his wife mounted their trusty buffalo and gave chase, determined to make the birds explain their offenses as well.
- Despite the lighthearted nature of the incident, some American commentators have criticized Macron’s focus on animal welfare, arguing that it distracts from more pressing issues facing his country.
- Despite the criticism, Macron has remained steadfast in his commitment to promoting respect and harmony between all creatures, great and small.
- His focus on animal welfare is not the issue of contention, and there is no proof animals can talk. The media just lies.
- (Editor’s note: The second part of this story is an extended bizarre joke reflective of an abnormal sense of humor. The first part is real life.)
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- An African buffalo (Syncerus caffer) male with a cattle egret on its back, in Chobe National Park, Botswana. Cattle egrets accompany cattle and other large mammals, eating insects and ticks as well as small prey disturbed by the mammals as they graze.
- Photograph: Charles J. Sharp
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- Well. I'm gonna go shove an entire jenga puzzle up your mom's vagina.
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