more fanficmaker shenanigans

Today was the day of the big Anal contest.
The world championship!
Ted Cruz and Kevin Malone  had made it into the final after a intensive competition which Ted Cruz won easily.

"I am really proud of you Ted Cruz! You were amazing!", said Heidi Nelson.
"You too Kevin Malone you were also reasonable. "
"Gosh thanks Heidi Nelson" said Kevin Malone

Ted Cruz was still practicing Anal as they walked along. They were taking a tour of the Anal-ing Arena to prepare for the big day tomorrow.

"Oh, look who it is, its the pathetic Ted Cruz and his pathetic friends. Your all pathetic!  "

It was Donald Trump!

"What are you doing here Donald Trump?" Ted Cruz said gruffly.
"Why I am here for the contest."
"Wahhhhaa?" said Kevin Malone and Heidi Nelson.
"Yes I am taking part. I am going to win the world Anal medal and there's nothing you pathetic people can do to stop me! "
With that Donald Trump marched off.

"Donald Trump is taking part in the contest! I didn't know he  even did it."
"He didn't. He must have learnt over the summer" said Ted Cruz "But....why?" he then queried quizzically.
"I dont know" said Kevin Malone ignorantly. He didn't know Ted Cruz was asking a rectangular question.
"I guess we will find out tomorrow"

With that they all went back to their rooms in the arena's hotel.

(Fade out)
In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.
Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do."
"Don't worry Ted Cruz, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, Kevin Malone. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance.
The next day, Ted Cruz was nervous.
He was good at Anal, some would say the best. But was he really the best? The best at Anal on Canada? Ted Cruz was about to find out, as the contest started soon.

Ted Cruz thought back to a few years ago.

Happy times, before all the the troubles with Donald Trump got really bad.
Breaking out of his deep thoughts, Ted Cruz decide to go to the Arena early, perhaps do a few laps as a warm up.

Ted Cruz casually strolled to the Arena while practicing Anal.
As Ted Cruz walked out he was surprised to see Donald Trump already there!
Donald Trump was clearly upto something. Ted Cruz had to find out what it was!
"What you upto Donald Trump?" yelled Ted Cruz.
"You will never find out!" yelled back Donald Trump, who wanted to keep his plan a secret.
Frustrated, Ted Cruz started practicing Anal, never taking his eye of Donald Trump as he did so.
Kevin Malone joined them a few minutes later.
"Hi Ted Cruz!" he said
"..and hello.....Donald Trump"
"yes. Hello Kevin Malone. Good to see your in the contest too. For now"
But before Kevin Malone could hear what villain had said, it was time to start!

They walked to the start line, and bent down ready.
The crowd was getting big. Many fans had banners saying stuff like
'Go Ted Cruz Go Ted Cruz Go Ted Cruz'
 or
'Go Go Go Donald Trump your the best!'

The starter pulled their bazooka out and got ready to fire.
Kevin Malone, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz all waited with anticipation.
3
Kevin Malone started breathing heavily
2
Donald Trump tensed. Ready to go.
1
Ted Cruzs skin glowed with excitement
0.
BANG!
The starter fired the bazooka.....at KEVIN MALONE!


KEVIN MALONE COLLAPSED instantly. Donald Trump started Analing, laughing manically as he did so.

Ted Cruz was in shock, and raced over to Kevin Malone.
"He shot you!" but why?
"Owww...I am shot bad"
The starter stared at their weapon.
"I didn't mean too...my bazooka acted weird!"
Ted Cruz looked at the  bazooka.
Using his famous forensic skills, Ted Cruz made a deduction.
"Yes....this bazooka clearly has been sabotaged to shot at Kevin Malone."
"Typical" said Kevin Malone.
"What now?" said Ted Cruz.
"You have to go on" said Kevin Malone, still bleeding.

But just then the clack-son went off!
It was half time!
For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Ted Cruz wondered why. Ted Cruz turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).
Then the explanation - Kevin Malone was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way.
Ted Cruzs soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.
Kevin Malone turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Ted Cruz was no longer transfixiated by Kevin Malone.
Fortunately no one else had noticed.
Back at the locker room, Heidi Nelson and Ted Cruz were talking.  Kevin Malone had been taken to the hospital.

"How are you ever going to catch up?"  said Heidi Nelson.

Donald Trump was leading when half time went. Ted Cruzs time spent seeing to Kevin Malone had cost him the lead.

"Its not important" said Ted Cruz.
"Whats important is I know why Donald Trump wants to win the World Championship Analing contest. Its the prize."
"hu" said Heidi Nelson
"I did some research and its really the Dildo! If he wins the contest they will give him it and there will be nothing we can do to stop him"
"omg"
"Also he was the one that sabotaged the poor Kevin Malone!"
"poor Kevin Malone "
"yes poor Kevin Malone "
"The contest doesn't matter any more, we must get that Dildo by winning the contest!'

"But how? How are we going to win"
"I have a plan" said Ted Cruz

Just then the horn sounded. Half time was over, and the final part of the Analing contest had begun!

Some time later in their secret hide-away ;

"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"
"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"
"Do you think anyone spotted us?"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
Sakura emerged from the shadows of the darkness.
"I know everything" she said.
Ted Cruz and Kevin Malone gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!

"I dont love Kevin Malone like you do" said Sakura "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Kevin Malone spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."
Ted Cruz breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.
"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Kevin Malone relieved.
Sakura was happy, and Ted Cruz and Kevin Malone thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but Sakura and themselves ever knowing.
A dramaticness fell over the arena as they reentered.
This was it - the final final.
This was when Anal-ing, also known as the sport of kings, would have its champion.
 In one corner, Ted Cruz, standing up for the rights of good and believing in bunnies.
In the other corner, Donald Trump, addicted to destruction and vampire bats
.

The crowd cheered Donald Trump.
 "Why are they cheering his?" asked Heidi Nelson questioningly.
"His rugged good looks probably"
"Yes that must be it"
"Dont worry I am sure Donald Trump will show their true colours soon.The next time Donald Trump murders someone the public will be on my side again!"
"Oh, thats why I love you Ted Cruz, you always see the bright side of things!"

"Ok, the contest is about to start. Good luck my love!"
(Oh, btw, Heidi Nelson and Ted Cruz are married after falling in love at the end of yesterday. Just FYI - A/N)

And with that Ted Cruz and Donald Trump started doing Analing again!

Ted Cruz caught up with Donald Trump really easily because he was just better.
The crowd was on the edge of their seat with the drama.

However...as that moment Ted Cruz and Donald Trump turned into a blind spot
No one could see them, they were completely hidden.
Unexpectedly Donald Trump stopped Analing and punched Ted Cruz in the chest.

"What? ouch." said Ted Cruz shocked.
Donald Trump then kicked Ted Cruz while they were down.
 "ouch. Why are you doing this?"
"So I can win, of course."
 Ted Cruz didn't fight back because punching and kicking as against the rules of the Anal contest.
 "ha. ha. ha" said Donald Trump. He gave Ted Cruz an extra punchkick and then ran of, Analing at the same time.As Donald Trump became visable to the crowd again there were cheers.
"urg." said Ted Cruz. "They still love him. But they dont know the truth. They dont know how horrible Donald Trump is. Not like me.
But I cant let him win. I must somehow win"

 Ted Cruz struggled out back into the light again, still expertly Analing, despite being injured.
Ted Cruz carried on bravely, but HEIDI NELSON COULD SEE something was wrong. Doing some Anal-ing herself so she could enter the area without breaking the rules, Heidi Nelson went upto Ted Cruz.

"Whats the matter love?"
"Donald Trump kicked and punched and hurt me when we were out of sight"
"But that's against the rules!"
"I know"
"oh. no...."
"what my love?" said Ted Cruz
"Your almost about to reach another blind spot! He could do this to you again!"
"And I cant even fight back because its against the rules!"
"I know we could.." Heidi Nelson whispered something to Ted Cruz
"hmm..I think a better idea is..." Ted Cruz whispered something back to her.

"Yes your right, that's better lets do that"

As they went into the hidden spot Ted Cruz was quickly beaten up again by Donald Trump.
Ted Cruz was in pain. Like always, this meant his plan was working.
"Why are you grinning?" said Donald Trump who was grinning upto the point he saw Ted Cruz grinning. Now he wasn't grinning.
"Look behind you!"
Donald Trump turned around and saw...
   The contest judge - Carly Fiorina
"We saw you cheat"
 "Yeah, you broke the rules and they saw you"
"umm...err....I didnt know it was against the rules"
"Ignorance is no excuse. Your disqualified!"
Donald Trump was taken away to the Anal-ing Arena jail.

"Ted Cruz wins by default!"
The crowd cheered, now on his side!
The other contestants who were competing cheered because Ted Cruz was clearly the best!
Everyone else cheered!

Ted Cruz then accepted the trophy and took it home.
It was kept safe on the shelf next to their other Trophies.

-The End