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  1. // GuardiaNES´s Autoexec - thanks for downloading (☞゚∀゚)☞
  2.  
  3.  
  4. cl
  5. //------------------------------
  6. // ____ _____ _ _ _____ _____
  7. // | _ \_ _| \ | | __ \ / ____|
  8. // | |_) || | | \| | | | | (___
  9. // | _ < | | | . ` | | | |\___ \
  10. // | |_) || |_| |\ | |__| |____) |
  11. // |____/_____|_| \_|_____/|_____/
  12. //Bind non specific aliases to Keys
  13. //------------------------------
  14.  
  15. unbindall // unbinds all non-config binds
  16.  
  17. // Binds: Slot selection
  18. bind "1" "slot1; cl_righthand 1; exec PistolCrosshair"
  19. bind "2" "slot2; cl_righthand 1; exec PistolCrosshair"
  20. bind "3" "slot3; cl_righthand 0; exec knifecrosshair"
  21. bind "4" "slot4; cl_righthand 0; exec GrenadeCrosshair"
  22. bind "5" "slot5; cl_righthand 1; exec circlecrosshair"
  23. bind "6" "slot6"
  24. bind "7" "slot7"
  25. bind "8" "slot8"
  26. bind "9" "slot9"
  27. bind "0" "slot10"
  28.  
  29. // Binds: Movement
  30.  
  31. bind "w" "+goforward" // these aliases use movement to execute scripts
  32. bind "s" "+gobackward"
  33. bind "a" "+goleft"
  34. bind "d" "+goright"
  35.  
  36. bind "space" "+DJUMP" // crouch jump script
  37. bind "mwheelup" "+jump"
  38. bind "mwheeldown" "+jump"
  39.  
  40. bind "ALT" "+speed" // walk key
  41. bind "CTRL" "+duck" // crouch key
  42.  
  43. // Binds: Weapon and Buy binds
  44. bind mouse1 "+aimbot"
  45. bind mouse2 "+triggerbot"
  46. bind mouse4 "+jumpthrow"
  47.  
  48. bind "e" "+use"
  49. bind "q" "drop"
  50. bind "r" "+reload"
  51. bind "b" "buymenu"
  52. bind "f" "+lookatweapon"
  53.  
  54. bind "t" "buy ak47; buy m4a1; buy vest; buy vesthelm; buy defuser"
  55. bind "UPARROW" "buy smokegrenade; buy flashbang; buy hegrenade; buy flashbang"
  56. bind "F3" "autobuy"
  57.  
  58. // Binds: Commmunication
  59.  
  60. bind "z" "radio1"
  61. bind "c" "radio2"
  62. bind "x" "radio3"
  63.  
  64. bind "mouse5" "+voicerecord"
  65.  
  66. bind "u" "messagemode2 // team chat
  67. bind "y" "messagemode" // all chat
  68.  
  69. // Binds: UI Keys
  70.  
  71. bind "Tab" "+net_score" // shows scoreboard and increases size of the net graph
  72. bind "m" "teammenu"
  73. bind "n" "callvote"
  74. bind "," "toggleconsole"
  75. bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect"
  76.  
  77. // Binds: Misc
  78.  
  79. bind "g" "host_timescale 0.5" // changes physical speed of the game (normal = 1)
  80. bind "h" "host_timescale 1.0"
  81. bind "j" "host_timescale 3.0"
  82.  
  83. bind "k" "setpos_exact -1102.918335 -683.905212 -134.968750;setang_exact 0.000000 87.136536 0.000000" // obsolete
  84.  
  85. bind "l" "bot_place" // spawns a bot at your crosshair
  86.  
  87. bind "v" "noclip" // toggles noclip
  88.  
  89. bind "SEMICOLON" "kill" // commit suicide (does not work in competetive)
  90.  
  91. bind "." "thirdperson" // thirdperson configurations
  92. bind "-" "incrementvar thirdperson_mayamode 0 1 1"
  93.  
  94. bind "END" "exec Sights" // changes viewmodel
  95. bind "PGDN" "exec normal"
  96.  
  97. bind "kp_rightarrow" "trashtalker"
  98. bind "kp_pgdn" "fact" // fact spamer
  99.  
  100. bind "PAUSE" "pause" // pauses the match. NOTE: not to confuse with the pause menu
  101.  
  102. bind "RIGHTARROW" "exec hud_on" // turns the hud on or off
  103. bind "LEFTARROW" "exec hud_off"
  104.  
  105. bind "DOWNARROW" "give weapon_smokegrenade; give weapon_flashbang; give weapon_hegrenade; give weapon_molotov" // gives you grenades. NOTE: this isnt a buy bind
  106.  
  107. bind "F1" "ent_create planted_c4_training; ent_fire planted_c4_training ActivateSetTimerLength 10" // spawns a c4 at your crosshair and sets its timer to 10s
  108. bind "F2" "slam_play" // plays music when slam is activated
  109. bind "F4" "ent_create hegrenade_projectile; ent_fire hegrenade_projectile InitializeSpawnFromWorld" // spawns a hegrenade at your crosshair
  110. bind "F5" "ent_create hostage_entity" // spawns a hostage at your crosshair
  111. bind "F6" "r_drawothermodels 2" // activates wallhack
  112. bind "F7" "r_drawothermodels 1" // de-activates wallhack
  113. bind "F8" "ent_create planted_c4_training; ent_fire planted_c4_training ActivateSetTimerLength 1.5" // spawns a c4 at your crosshair and sets its timer to 1.5s
  114. bind "F9" "ent_create planted_c4_training; ent_fire planted_c4_training ActivateSetTimerLength 9999" // spawns a c4 at your crosshair and sets its timer to 9999s
  115. bind "F10" "ent_create decoy_projectile" // spawns a decoy grenade at crosshair
  116.  
  117.  
  118. //------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  119. // _ _____ _____ ______ _____ _____ _ _
  120. // /\ | | |_ _| /\ / ____| ____|/ ____| ___ / ____| (_) | |
  121. // / \ | | | | / \ | (___ | |__ | (___ ( _ ) | (___ ___ _ __ _ _ __ | |_ ___
  122. // / /\ \ | | | | / /\ \ \___ \| __| \___ \ / _ \/\ \___ \ / __| '__| | '_ \| __/ __|
  123. // / ____ \| |____ _| |_ / ____ \ ____) | |____ ____) | | (_> < ____) | (__| | | | |_) | |_\__ \
  124. // /_/ \_\______|_____/_/ \_\_____/|______|_____/ \___/\/ |_____/ \___|_| |_| .__/ \__|___/
  125. // | |
  126. // |_|
  127. //------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  128.  
  129. //Create Alias Variables
  130. //----------------------
  131.  
  132. // shows damage dealt to enemies after the round, use "displaydamage_on" in console to activate
  133. alias displaydamage "displaydamage_on"
  134. alias displaydamage_on "con_filter_text Damage Given To; con_filter_text_out Player:; con_filter_enable 2; developer 1; playvol buttons\blip1 0.5; alias displaydamage "displaydamage_off""
  135. alias displaydamage_off "con_filter_enable 0; developer 0; alias displaydamage "displaydamage_on""
  136.  
  137. developer "1"
  138. con_enable "1"
  139. con_filter_enable "2"
  140. con_filter_text "Damage"
  141. con_filter_text_out Player:
  142.  
  143. displaydamage_off // turns the script off as it is obsolete.
  144.  
  145.  
  146. // grenade jump throw script
  147. alias "+jumpthrow" "+forward;+jump;-attack; -attack2"
  148. alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump;-forward"
  149.  
  150. // crouch jump script
  151. alias +DJUMP "+jump; +duck; cl_clanid 32748764"
  152. alias -DJUMP "-JUMP; -DUCK"
  153.  
  154. //shows teamequipment (BROKEN)
  155. //alias "+AutoEquipShow" "+forward; cl_teamid_overhead_always 1; +cl_show_team_equipment; cl_loadout_colorweaponnames 1;"
  156. //alias "-AutoEquipShow" "-forward"
  157.  
  158. // Trash Talk Bind
  159. alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"
  160. alias "trashtalk1" "say eZ eZ eZ eZ; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
  161. alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
  162. alias "trashtalk3" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
  163. alias "trashtalk4" "say CS:GO is too hard for you m8 maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitare; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
  164. alias "trashtalk5" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
  165. alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
  166. alias "trashtalk7" "say server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
  167. alias "trashtalk8" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
  168. alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
  169. alias "trashtalk10" "say Is this casual?? I have 16k..; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
  170. alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
  171. alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
  172. alias "trashtalk13" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
  173. alias "trashtalk14" "say Help & Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
  174. alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
  175. alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
  176. alias "trashtalk17" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
  177. alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
  178. alias "trashtalk19" "say stop buying an awp you're just a $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
  179. alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
  180. alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
  181. alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
  182. alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
  183. alias "trashtalk24" "say you should have been a handjob; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
  184. alias "trashtalk25" "say You have the reaction time of a dead puppy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk1"
  185.  
  186. // Scoreboard script
  187. alias "+net_score" "+showscores; net_graphproportionalfont 1"
  188. alias "-net_score" "-showscores; net_graphproportionalfont 0"
  189.  
  190. // Upperleft text
  191.  
  192. con_enable 1
  193.  
  194. developer 1
  195.  
  196. con_filter_enable "2"
  197. con_filter_text "AimAssist=ON"
  198. con_filter_text_out "player"
  199.  
  200. alias "+aim" "clear; echo AimAssist=ON"
  201. alias "-aim" "clear; echo AimAssist=ON"
  202.  
  203.  
  204.  
  205. alias "+aimbot" "+attack; +aim; cl_clanid 32748764"
  206. alias "+triggerbot" "+attack2; +aim; cl_clanid 32748764"
  207.  
  208. alias "-aimbot" "-attack; -aim"
  209. alias "-triggerbot" "-attack2; +aim"
  210.  
  211. // use "cl" to clear the console
  212. alias "cl" "clear"
  213.  
  214. //afk script
  215. alias +afk "+right ; +forward"
  216. alias -afk "-right ; -forward"
  217.  
  218. //type "auto" in console to execute the autoexec
  219. alias "auto" "exec autoexec"
  220.  
  221. // Requirement
  222. alias "cheats" "sv_cheats 1"
  223.  
  224. // Knives
  225. alias "knifedrop" "mp_drop_knife_enable 1"
  226. alias "bayonet" "give weapon_bayonet"
  227. alias "flip" "give weapon_knife_flip"
  228. alias "gut" "give weapon_knife_gut"
  229. alias "karambit" "give weapon_knife_karambit"
  230. alias "m9" "give weapon_knife_m9_bayonet"
  231. alias "golden" "give weapon_knifegg"
  232. alias "huntsman" "give weapon_knife_tactical"
  233. alias "butterfly" "give weapon_knife_butterfly"
  234. alias "falchion" "give weapon_knife_falchion"
  235. alias "bowie" "give weapon_knife_survival_bowie"
  236.  
  237. // Nades
  238. alias "decoy" "give weapon_decoy"
  239. alias "flashbang" "give weapon_flashbang"
  240. alias "he" "give weapon_hegrenade"
  241. alias "incendiary" "give weapon_Incgrenade"
  242. alias "molotov" "give weapon_molotov"
  243. alias "smoke" "give weapon_smokegrenade"
  244. alias "tag" "give weapon_tagrenade"
  245.  
  246. // Pistols
  247. alias "deagle" "give weapon_deagle"
  248. alias "fiveseven" "give weapon_fiveseven"
  249. alias "glock" "give weapon_glock"
  250. alias "p2000" "give weapon_hkp2000"
  251. alias "P250" "give weapon_P250"
  252. alias "usp" "give weapon_usp_silencer"
  253. alias "elite" "give weapon_elite"
  254. alias "revolver" "give weapon_revolver"
  255.  
  256. // Smgs
  257. alias "bizon" "give weapon_bizon"
  258. alias "mac10" "give weapon_mac10"
  259. alias "mp7" "give weapon_mp7"
  260. alias "mp9" "give weapon_mp9"
  261. alias "P90" "give weapon_P90"
  262. alias "ump" "give weapon_ump45"
  263.  
  264. // Heavys
  265. alias "mag7" "give weapon_mag7"
  266. alias "Negev" "give weapon_negev"
  267. alias "Nova" "give weapon_nova"
  268. alias "Sawed" "give weapon_SAWEDOFF"
  269. alias "Xm" "give weapon_XM1014"
  270.  
  271. // Rifles
  272. alias "ak" "give weapon_ak47"
  273. alias "aug" "give weapon_aug"
  274. alias "awp" "give weapon_awp"
  275. alias "m4" "give weapon_m4a1"
  276. alias "m4s" "give weapon_m4a1_silencer"
  277. alias "famas" "give weapon_famas"
  278. alias "galil" "give weapon_galilar"
  279. alias "scar" "give weapon_SCAR20"
  280. alias "scout" "give weapon_ssg08"
  281. alias "g3" "give weapon_g3sg1"
  282. alias "sg" "give weapon_sg556"
  283.  
  284. // Equipment
  285. alias "taser" "give weapon_taser"
  286. alias "vest" "give weapon_vest"
  287. alias "kevlar" "give weapon_vesthelm"
  288. alias "defuser" "give weapon_itemdefuser"
  289. alias "bomb" "give weapon_c4"
  290. alias "assaultsuit" "give item_assaultsuit"
  291. alias "healthshot" "give weapon_healthshot"
  292.  
  293. // Maps
  294. alias "aztec" "map de_aztec "
  295. alias "cache" "map de_cache"
  296. alias "cobblestone" "map de_cbble"
  297. alias "dust" "map de_dust"
  298. alias "dust2" "map de_dust2"
  299. alias "inferno" "map de_inferno"
  300. alias "mill" "map de_mill"
  301. alias "mirage" "map de_mirage"
  302. alias "nuke" "map de_nuke"
  303. alias "overpass" "map de_overpass"
  304. alias "seaside" "map de_seaside"
  305. alias "season" "map de_season"
  306. alias "train" "map de_tain"
  307. alias "vertigo" "map de_vertigo"
  308.  
  309.  
  310.  
  311.  
  312.  
  313. alias fact fact0
  314. alias "fact0" "say Mercury and Venus are the only two planets in our solar system that do not have any moons.; alias fact fact1"
  315. alias "fact1" "say If a star passes too close to a black hole, it can be torn apart.; alias fact fact2"
  316. alias "fact2" "say The hottest planet in our solar system is Venus. Most people often think that it would be Mercury.; alias fact fact3"
  317. alias "fact3" "say The solar system is around 4.6 billion years old. Scientist estimate that it will probably last another 5 billion years.; alias fact fact4"
  318. alias "fact4" "say You can cry in space but your tears don't fall (please come back, Alex).; alias fact fact5"
  319. alias "fact5" "say Enceladus, one of Saturn's smaller moons, reflects some 90% of the sunlight, making it more reflective than snow!; alias fact fact6"
  320. alias "fact6" "say The highest mountain known to man is the Olympus Mons, which is located on Mars. It's peak is 15 miles (25KM) high!; alias fact fact7"
  321. alias "fact7" "say The Whirlpool Galaxy (M51) was the very first celestial object to be identified as being spiral.; alias fact fact8"
  322. alias "fact8" "say A light year is the distance covered by light in a single year, this is equivalent to 5.88 trillion miles!; alias fact fact9"
  323. alias "fact9" "say The width of the Milky Way is around 100,000 light years.; alias fact fact10"
  324. alias "fact10" "say The Sun is over 300,000 times larger than Earth.; alias fact fact11"
  325. alias "fact11" "say Footprints and tire tracks left by astronauts on the moon will stay there forever as there is no wind to blow them away.; alias fact fact12"
  326. alias "fact12" "say Because of lower gravity, a person who weighs 100kg on earth would only weigh 38kg on the surface of Mars.; alias fact fact13"
  327. alias "fact13" "say Scientists believe there are 67 moons that orbit Jupiter, however only 53 of these have been named.; alias fact fact14"
  328. alias "fact14" "say The Martian day is 24 hours 39 minutes and 35 seconds.; alias fact fact15"
  329. alias "fact15" "say NASA's Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite declared that they have found evidence of significant amounts of water on the Earth's Moon.; alias fact fact16"
  330. alias "fact16" "say The Sun makes a full rotation once every 25-35 days.; alias fact fact17"
  331. alias "fact17" "say Venus is the only planet that spins backwards relative to the other planets.; alias fact fact18"
  332. alias "fact18" "say The force of gravity can sometimes cause comets to tear apart.; alias fact fact19"
  333. alias "fact19" "say It is thanks to the Sun and our own moons gravity that we have high and low tides.; alias fact fact20"
  334. alias "fact20" "say Pluto is smaller than the Earth's moon!; alias fact fact21"
  335. alias "fact21" "say According to mathematics, white holes are possible, although as of yet, we have found none.; alias fact fact22"
  336. alias "fact22" "say Our moon is around 4.5 billion years old.; alias fact fact23"
  337. alias "fact23" "say There are more volcanoes on Venus than any other planet within our solar system.; alias fact fact24"
  338. alias "fact24" "say Uranus' blue glow is down to the methane in its atmosphere, which filters out all the red light.; alias fact fact25"
  339. alias "fact25" "say The four planets in our solar system that are known as gas giants are Jupiter, Neptune, Saturn and Uranus.; alias fact fact26"
  340. alias "fact26" "say Uranus has 27 moons that have been discovered so far.; alias fact fact27"
  341. alias "fact27" "say Because of its unique tilt, a single night on Uranus lasts for 21 years!; alias fact fact28"
  342. alias "fact28" "say Triton, one of Neptune's moons, is gradually getting closer to the planet it orbits.; alias fact fact29"
  343. alias "fact29" "say Scientists say that eventually Triton will get so close to Neptune, and it will be torn apart by gravity.; alias fact fact30"
  344. alias "fact30" "say The only large moon in our solar system to orbit in the opposite direction of its planet is Neptune's moon, Triton.; alias fact fact31"
  345. alias "fact31" "say Neptune takes 164.79 years (60,190 days) to make one orbit of the Sun.; alias fact fact32"
  346. alias "fact32" "say Charon is one of the moons of Pluto, and is only slightly smaller than Pluto itself.; alias fact fact33"
  347. alias "fact33" "say The Space Station is the largest manned object ever sent into space.; alias fact fact34"
  348. alias "fact34" "say A day on Pluto lasts for 6 days and 9 hours.; alias fact fact35"
  349. alias "fact35" "say Saturn is the second largest planet in our solar system.; alias fact fact36"
  350. alias "fact36" "say Any free-moving liquid in outer space will form itself into a sphere, because of its surface tension.; alias fact fact37"
  351. alias "fact37" "say Earth, Mars, Mercury and Venus are called the inner planets as they are closest to the sun.; alias fact fact38"
  352. alias "fact38" "say We know more about space than we do about deep in our oceans.; alias fact fact39"
  353. alias "fact39" "say The only satellite that Britain has launched was called Black Arrow.; alias fact fact40"
  354. alias "fact40" "say Black Arrow was developed during the 1960's and was used for four launches between 1969 and 1971.; alias fact fact41"
  355. alias "fact41" "say The light takes 8.3 minutes to travel from the Sun the Earth.; alias fact fact42"
  356. alias "fact42" "say The odds of being killed by space debris is 1 in 5 billion.; alias fact fact43"
  357. alias "fact43" "say The Earth's revolution time increases .0001 seconds annually.; alias fact fact44"
  358. alias "fact44" "say If you were driving at 75 miles (121 km) per hour, it would take 258 days to drive around one of Saturn's rings.; alias fact fact45"
  359. alias "fact45" "say The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong.; alias fact fact46"
  360. alias "fact46" "say The Space Station circles the earth every 90 minutes.; alias fact fact47"
  361. alias "fact47" "say Stars seem to twinkle in the night sky due to the light being disrupted as it passes though the Earth's atmosphere.; alias fact fact48"
  362. alias "fact48" "say Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.; alias fact fact49"
  363. alias "fact49" "say There are three main types of galaxies out in space, and they are spiral, elliptical, and irregular.; alias fact fact50"
  364. alias "fact50" "say There are approximately 200,000,000,000 stars in the Milky Way.; alias fact fact51"
  365. alias "fact51" "say In the northern skies, you are able to see two galaxies. These are the Andromeda Galaxy (M31), and the Triangulum Galaxy (M33).; alias fact fact52"
  366. alias "fact52" "say The planet with the most moons in our galaxy is Jupiter, with 67.; alias fact fact53"
  367. alias "fact53" "say The closest galaxy to us is the Andromeda Galaxy.; alias fact fact54"
  368. alias "fact54" "say The first Supernovae that was observed outside of our own galaxy was the S Andromeade, in the Andromeda galaxy in 1855.; alias fact fact55"
  369. alias "fact55" "say The Andromeda Galaxy appears in the night sky as a smudge of light.; alias fact fact56"
  370. alias "fact56" "say The distance between the Sun and Earth is defined as an Astronomical Unit, or AU for short.; alias fact fact57"
  371. alias "fact57" "say The second man on the moon was Buzz Aldrin.; alias fact fact58"
  372. alias "fact58" "say 'Moon' was Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name.; alias fact fact59"
  373. alias "fact59" "say The Mariner 10 is the only spacecraft that has ever visited the planet Mercury. It managed to take pictures of about 45% of the surface.; alias fact fact60"
  374. alias "fact60" "say If you shouted in space even if someone was right next to you they wouldn't be able to hear you.; alias fact fact61"
  375. alias "fact61" "say February in 1865 and 1999 are the only months in recorded history not to have a full moon.; alias fact fact62"
  376. alias "fact62" "say Due to the lack of gravity in space, astronauts can grow approximately two inches in height.; alias fact fact63"
  377. alias "fact63" "say The Kuiper Belt is a region of the Solar System beyond the orbit of Neptune.; alias fact fact64"
  378. alias "fact64" "say The first woman in space was a Russian called Valentina Tereshkova.; alias fact fact65"
  379. alias "fact65" "say There are currently 166 moons in our solar system.; alias fact fact66"
  380. alias "fact66" "say The largest star known to man is R136a1, which has a mass of 265-320 times that of our sun!; alias fact fact67"
  381. alias "fact67" "say The first artificial satellite in space was called sputnik.; alias fact fact68"
  382. alias "fact68" "say The furthest away galaxy from Earth, that has been discovered, is GRB 090423, which is 13.6 billion light years away!; alias fact fact69"
  383. alias "fact69" "say The largest black hole known to man is the Quasar OJ287, and has an expected mass of 18 billion times that of our own sun.; alias fact fact70"
  384. alias "fact70" "say Our moon is moving away from Earth at a rate of 4cm (1.6 Inches) per year! (Read More); alias fact fact71"
  385. alias "fact71" "say Pluto is named after the Roman god of the underworld, not the Disney Dog.; alias fact fact72"
  386. alias "fact72" "say The Sun is the largest object in our solar system.; alias fact fact73"
  387. alias "fact73" "say When fully constructed, the Space Station will be visible for more than 90% of the Earth's population.; alias fact fact74"
  388. alias "fact74" "say Although Saturn is the second largest planet in our solar system, it is also the lightest planet!; alias fact fact75"
  389. alias "fact75" "say Asteroids are the byproducts of formations in the solar system, more than 4 billion years ago.; alias fact fact76"
  390. alias "fact76" "say Astronauts cannot burp in space!; alias fact fact77"
  391. alias "fact77" "say As there is no air in space, no one is able to hear each other speak – as the air is needed to carry the sound vibrations.; alias fact fact78"
  392. alias "fact78" "say Uranus was originally called “George's Star”.; alias fact fact79"
  393. alias "fact79" "say The Sun loses up to a billion kilogrammes per second due to the solar winds.; alias fact fact80"
  394. alias "fact80" "say As Saturn has a very low density, if you were able to put it into water, it would float!; alias fact fact81"
  395. alias "fact81" "say The mass of the Moon is about one-eightieth of the Earth's mass.; alias fact fact82"
  396. alias "fact82" "say The first living mammal to ever go into space was a dog named “Laika” from Russia.; alias fact fact83"
  397. alias "fact83" "say The term “astronaut” is derived from the Greek words ástron, meaning “star”, and nautes, which means “sailor”.; alias fact fact84"
  398. alias "fact84" "say All together, the space travellers have spent just over 30,400 days (83 years) in space!; alias fact fact85"
  399. alias "fact85" "say Sergei K. Krikalevo has spent more time in space than anyone else. He has racked up a total of 803 days, 9 hours and 39 minutes!; alias fact fact86"
  400. alias "fact86" "say Mercury has no atmosphere which means there is no wind or weather.; alias fact fact87"
  401. alias "fact87" "say Only 24 people have ever seen our whole planet from Space. However, thanks to Google Earth, we can add a few million more to that original number!; alias fact fact88"
  402. alias "fact88" "say Red Dwarf stars that are low in mass can burn continually for up to 10 trillion years!; alias fact fact89"
  403. alias "fact89" "say There is an estimated 2 x 1023 stars in space. In English, this is: 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!; alias fact fact90"
  404. alias "fact90" "say Scientists used to believe that the same side of Mercury always faced the sun.; alias fact fact91"
  405. alias "fact91" "say Jupiter is known as the dumping ground for our solar system, as a large percentage of asteroids are pulled in by Jupiter's gravity.; alias fact fact92"
  406. alias "fact92" "say A day on Mercury is equivalent to 58 Earth days, and a year is equivalent to 88 days!; alias fact fact93"
  407. alias "fact93" "say As space has no gravity, normal pens won't work!; alias fact fact94"
  408. alias "fact94" "say On average it takes the light only 1.3 seconds to travel from the moon to the earth.; alias fact fact95"
  409. alias "fact95" "say There are 88 recognised star constellations in our night sky.; alias fact fact96"
  410. alias "fact96" "say The centre of a comet is called a nucleus.; alias fact fact97"
  411. alias "fact97" "say As early as 240 B.C. the Chinese began to document the appearance of Halley's Comet.; alias fact fact98"
  412. alias "fact98" "say In 2006, the International Astronomical Union reclassified Pluto as a dwarf planet.; alias fact fact99"
  413. alias "fact99" "say There are now 4 dwarf planets in the Solar System: Ceres, Pluto, Eris and Makemake.; alias fact fact100"
  414. alias "fact100" "say Buzz Lightyear has been out in space! He has spent 15 months on board the International Space Station, and returned on the 11th of September, 2009.; alias fact fact101"
  415. alias "fact101" "say There are thousands of other planets out there.; alias fact fact102"
  416. alias "fact102" "say In space the skin on your feet peels off!; alias fact fact103"
  417. alias "fact103" "say On Venus a day is longer than a year.; alias fact fact104"
  418. alias "fact104" "say The astronauts were placed in quarantine after returning from the moon.; alias fact fact105"
  419. alias "fact105" "say One million Earths can fit inside the Sun.; alias fact fact106"
  420. alias "fact106" "say You become taller in Space.; alias fact fact107"
  421. alias "fact107" "say The moon looks bigger on the horizon.; alias fact fact108"
  422. alias "fact108" "say There is a dwarf planet named after an Easter island legend.; alias fact fact109"
  423. alias "fact109" "say The Apollo crews did not have any life insurance.; alias fact fact0"
  424.  
  425.  
  426. cl_clanid 32748764 // Automatically sets clanid
  427.  
  428. // List of my clanids
  429. //32748764 - Oleka
  430. //15358 - Heart
  431. //31031221 - Jap1
  432. //5196272 - Jap2
  433. //30665114 - youngbroken
  434. //25884607 - stoptherain
  435. //31281474 - endmypain
  436. //31002812 - deadinside
  437. //31684738 - fuckckkc
  438. //11199408 - jap3
  439. //33008453 - di.prest
  440.  
  441. // Automatically cycles clan tags and sets team equipment values via movement
  442. alias Tag1 "cl_clanid 15358; alias TagBind Tag2; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  443. alias Tag2 "cl_clanid 15358; alias TagBind Tag3; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  444. alias Tag3 "cl_clanid 15358; alias TagBind Tag4; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  445. alias Tag4 "cl_clanid 31031221; alias TagBind Tag5; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  446. alias Tag5 "cl_clanid 31031221; alias TagBind Tag6; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  447. alias Tag6 "cl_clanid 31031221; alias TagBind Tag7 +cl_show_team_equipment;"
  448. alias Tag7 "cl_clanid 5196272; alias TagBind Tag8; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  449. alias Tag8 "cl_clanid 5196272; alias TagBind Tag9; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  450. alias Tag9 "cl_clanid 5196272; alias TagBind Tag10; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  451. alias Tag10 "cl_clanid 30665114; alias TagBind Tag11; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  452. alias Tag11 "cl_clanid 30665114; alias TagBind Tag12; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  453. alias Tag12 "cl_clanid 30665114; alias TagBind Tag13; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  454. alias Tag13 "cl_clanid 25884607; alias TagBind Tag14; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  455. alias Tag14 "cl_clanid 25884607; alias TagBind Tag15; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  456. alias Tag15 "cl_clanid 25884607; alias TagBind Tag16; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  457. alias Tag16 "cl_clanid 32748764; alias TagBind Tag17; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  458. alias Tag17 "cl_clanid 32748764; alias TagBind Tag18; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  459. alias Tag18 "cl_clanid 31281474; alias TagBind Tag19; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  460. alias Tag19 "cl_clanid 31281474; alias TagBind Tag20; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  461. alias Tag20 "cl_clanid 31281474; alias TagBind Tag21; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  462. alias Tag21 "cl_clanid 31002812; alias TagBind Tag22; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  463. alias Tag22 "cl_clanid 31002812; alias TagBind Tag23; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  464. alias Tag23 "cl_clanid 31002812; alias TagBind Tag24; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  465. alias Tag24 "cl_clanid 31684738; alias TagBind Tag25; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  466. alias Tag25 "cl_clanid 31684738; alias TagBind Tag26; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  467. alias Tag26 "cl_clanid 31684738; alias TagBind Tag27; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  468. alias Tag27 "cl_clanid 11199408; alias TagBind Tag28; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  469. alias Tag28 "cl_clanid 11199408; alias TagBind Tag29; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  470. alias Tag29 "cl_clanid 11199408; alias TagBind Tag30; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  471. alias Tag30 "cl_clanid 33008453; alias TagBind Tag31; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  472. alias Tag31 "cl_clanid 33008453; alias TagBind Tag32; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  473. alias Tag32 "cl_clanid 33008453; alias TagBind Tag1; +cl_show_team_equipment"
  474. alias TagBind "Tag1"
  475.  
  476. // alias "+aimbot" "+attack; +aim; cl_clanid 32748764" (reference from line 180) - OBSOLETE
  477.  
  478. alias "+goleft" "+moveleft; TagBind"
  479. alias "+goright" "+moveright; TagBind"
  480. alias "+goforward" "+forward; TagBind"
  481. alias "+gobackward" "+back; TagBind"
  482.  
  483. alias "-goleft" "-moveleft"
  484. alias "-goright" "-moveright"
  485. alias "-goforward" "-forward"
  486. alias "-gobackward" "-back"
  487.  
  488.  
  489.  
  490. //----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  491. // ________ ________ _____ _ _ _______ ______ ____ _ ______ _____
  492. // | ____\ \ / / ____/ ____| | | |__ __| ____| /\ | _ \| | | ____|/ ____|
  493. // | |__ \ V /| |__ | | | | | | | | | |__ / \ | |_) | | | |__ | (___
  494. // | __| > < | __|| | | | | | | | | __| / /\ \ | _ <| | | __| \___ \
  495. // | |____ / . \| |___| |____| |__| | | | | |____ / ____ \| |_) | |____| |____ ____) |
  496. // |______/_/ \_\______\_____|\____/ |_| |______/_/ \_\____/|______|______|_____/
  497. //----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  498. //Executes executeables
  499. //----------------------
  500.  
  501. exec knife_choose
  502. exec slam
  503. exec slam_tracklist
  504. exec r_text_expandable
  505. exec GOTV_setup
  506. exec PistolCrosshair
  507.  
  508. //-----------------------------------------------------------
  509. // _____ ______ _______ _______ _____ _ _ _____ _____
  510. // / ____| ____|__ __|__ __|_ _| \ | |/ ____|/ ____|
  511. // | (___ | |__ | | | | | | | \| | | __| (___
  512. // \___ \| __| | | | | | | | . ` | | |_ |\___ \
  513. // ____) | |____ | | | | _| |_| |\ | |__| |____) |
  514. // |_____/|______| |_| |_| |_____|_| \_|\_____|_____/
  515. //-----------------------------------------------------------
  516. //misc settings
  517. //--------------
  518.  
  519. // disables gameinstructor
  520. gameinstructor_save_restore_lessons 0
  521. gameinstructor_reload_lessons
  522. gameinstructor_enable 0
  523.  
  524.  
  525. sv_cheats 1 // activates cheats
  526.  
  527. // resets hud status
  528. cl_draw_only_deathnotices 0
  529. crosshair 1
  530.  
  531.  
  532. zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse 0.818933027098955175 //sets weapon zoom mouse sensivity
  533.  
  534. // sets up teamequipment
  535. cl_teamid_overhead_always 1
  536. +cl_show_team_equipment
  537.  
  538. //cl_loadout_colorweaponnames 1 - obsolete
  539.  
  540. // sets voice chat preferences
  541. voice_loopback 1
  542.  
  543.  
  544. // removes the shifting of the arm when crouching down.
  545. cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "0"
  546. cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0"
  547. m_mousespeed 0
  548. //m_mouseaccel 0 -obsolete
  549.  
  550. // removes the bobbing of the weapon back and forth, when you run.
  551. cl_bob_lower_amt "0"
  552. cl_bobamt_lat "0"
  553. cl_bobamt_vert "0"
  554.  
  555. // scales the HUD depending on what resolution you use, 1 is max.
  556. hud_scaling "0.846500"
  557.  
  558. // lowers delay between sounds.
  559. volume 0.1
  560. snd_mixahead "1"
  561. //snd_musicvolume "1" -obsolete
  562. snd_headphone_pan_exponent "2"
  563. snd_headphone_pan_radial_weight "2
  564. //snd_legacy_surround "1" - obsolete
  565. snd_pitchquality "1"
  566. dsp_enhance_stereo "0"
  567. snd_deathcamera_volume 0.5
  568. snd_mapobjective_volume 1 // The bomb music played prior to the ten-second warning
  569. snd_menumusic_volume 1
  570. snd_roundend_volume 1
  571. snd_roundstart_volume 1
  572. snd_tensecondwarning_volume 1
  573.  
  574. // sets network values.
  575. rate "196608"
  576. cl_updaterate "128"
  577. cl_cmdrate "128"
  578. cl_interp "0"
  579. cl_interp_ratio "1"
  580. cl_predict "1"
  581. cl_predictweapons "1"
  582. cl_lagcompensation "1"
  583. cl_timeout "1337"
  584. mm_dedicated_search_maxping "40"
  585. //mm_session_search_ping_limit "40" -obsolete
  586.  
  587. // causes the scope to move less while moving scoped and reduces bobbing effect
  588. cl_bobcycle "2"
  589.  
  590. //shows speed and coordinates of the player
  591. cl_showpos 1
  592.  
  593. //turns off mouse acceleration
  594. m_mouseaccel1 "0"
  595. m_mouseaccel2 "0"
  596.  
  597. //sets map list
  598. player_competitive_maplist_8_6_0_DFED41DC "mg_de_dust2,mg_de_mirage,mg_de_cache,mg_de_overpass,mg_de_cbble"
  599.  
  600.  
  601. cl
  602. ECHO ================================================
  603. ECHO ===[ GuardiaNES Autoexec CFG loaded! ]=====
  604. ECHO ===[ Goodluck have fun! ]=====
  605. ECHO ================================================
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