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- >Pouring rain all day.
- >Come home late.
- >Slide key in front door.
- >Hear noise under front steps.
- >Quietly grab big flashlight and baseball bat.
- >Creep down steps.
- >Shine light into crawlspace.
- >"Eeeee! Sowwee! Pwease no hit fluffy!"
- >It's just a fluffy stray.
- >Dirty, wet, at least it's not covered in shit.
- >"Fwood pwease? New daddy? Am good fwuffy."
- "Get lost you."
- >"Sowee. Pwease can stay? No poopies here...am smart fwuffy."
- "No you can't live under my front steps."
- >"Onwy tiwl water stop. Cowd...wet...pwease. No bwing odder fwuffies."
- "Fine, you can stay until the rain stops, then out!"
- >Fluffy smiles; "Tanks! Mister is vewy good, vewy nice!"
- >Go inside.
- >Make dinner.
- >Real storm outside.
- >Watch a movie.
- >Time to sleep.
- >Have some leftovers.
- >Couldn't hurt.
- >Go outside, leave plate of leftovers under stairs for fluffy pony.
- Next morning.
- >Clear day.
- >Going to work; check under stairs.
- >Plate of food untouched.
- >Fluffy pony died during the night.
- >Died cold, alone.
- >Drop dead fluffy stray in the trash.
- >At least he won't be alone at the city dump.
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