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Ginger_Fig

Fluffy Visitor

May 2nd, 2012
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  1. >Pouring rain all day.
  2. >Come home late.
  3. >Slide key in front door.
  4. >Hear noise under front steps.
  5. >Quietly grab big flashlight and baseball bat.
  6. >Creep down steps.
  7. >Shine light into crawlspace.
  8. >"Eeeee! Sowwee! Pwease no hit fluffy!"
  9. >It's just a fluffy stray.
  10. >Dirty, wet, at least it's not covered in shit.
  11. >"Fwood pwease? New daddy? Am good fwuffy."
  12. "Get lost you."
  13. >"Sowee. Pwease can stay? No poopies here...am smart fwuffy."
  14. "No you can't live under my front steps."
  15. >"Onwy tiwl water stop. Cowd...wet...pwease. No bwing odder fwuffies."
  16. "Fine, you can stay until the rain stops, then out!"
  17. >Fluffy smiles; "Tanks! Mister is vewy good, vewy nice!"
  18. >Go inside.
  19. >Make dinner.
  20. >Real storm outside.
  21. >Watch a movie.
  22. >Time to sleep.
  23. >Have some leftovers.
  24. >Couldn't hurt.
  25. >Go outside, leave plate of leftovers under stairs for fluffy pony.
  26. Next morning.
  27. >Clear day.
  28. >Going to work; check under stairs.
  29. >Plate of food untouched.
  30. >Fluffy pony died during the night.
  31. >Died cold, alone.
  32. >Drop dead fluffy stray in the trash.
  33. >At least he won't be alone at the city dump.
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