#SecretChannel on BaphoNet (/v/ProtectVoat anyone?)

Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 @ 12:26 PM Eastern Time (irc.veuwer.com #SecretChannel)

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12:27:12 PM <Techman> Hmm
12:27:15 PM <Techman> A secret channel
12:27:20 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Yes
12:27:29 PM <Techman> This would probably make /v/ProtectVoat go nuts
12:27:35 PM <Techman> Probably wanna keep this on the low
12:27:44 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Our mortal enemies
12:27:44 PM <icydefiance> lol I think that's the point of the channel
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12:43:07 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> So, Cabal-mates, now that we have ensured the installment of /u/she as SJW-in-chief of v/AskVoat, what's next for us?
12:43:23 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball Should we overthrow PuttPutt?
12:43:23 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "Yeah whatever."
12:43:24 PM <~heili-work> i become emperor for life.
12:43:45 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Ambitious. I like that.
12:43:57 PM <~heili-work> also goddamn developers learn to check their objects before attempting explicit casts
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12:45:16 PM <~heili-work> i know both objects that could be returned from t hat query have the same parent type, but you can't just assume they will always be the same CHILD type
12:46:19 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> What noobs.
12:46:23 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> ITT Tech is slacking
12:46:32 PM <~bitbomb> lol ITT
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12:46:58 PM <~bitbomb> TV/VCR repair!
12:47:19 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball Should I know what a VCR is?
12:47:19 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "good question, and the answer is yes."
12:47:36 PM <~bitbomb> What's the other one
12:47:38 PM <~bitbomb> DeVry lol
12:47:44 PM <~bitbomb> Infomercial schools
12:47:51 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Lol. They are such a scam.
12:48:28 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> And as it turns out, heili-work's employer hires from those schools almost exclusively for their IT department.
12:48:45 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> All they do is pretty much just install Adobe Reader.
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12:52:21 PM <~heili-work> they do. it's real sad.
12:52:44 PM <~heili-work> yesterday someone asked in our big IT dept meeting if we're ever going to get 64 bit OS as standard
12:52:46 PM <@Clark> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
12:52:53 PM <~bitbomb> whoa
12:52:57 PM <~heili-work> and their answer was 'we still aren't sure 32 bit programs will run on it'
12:53:02 PM <~bitbomb> wow
12:53:15 PM @PunchinMahPekaah set the topic: THE SECRET HAS BEEN LEAKED. THERE IS A STRANGER IN OUR MIDST. CODE BLUE. HAIL MOE.
12:53:18 PM <~bitbomb> dude
12:53:30 PM <~heili-work> everything that's not their own homegrown shitprogs
12:53:33 PM <~heili-work> will run
12:53:37 PM <~heili-work> EVERYTHING.
12:53:45 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Literally.
12:53:51 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Literally everything.
12:54:02 PM <~heili-work> shit you can run 16 bit stuff on it
12:54:20 PM <~heili-work> windows 7 will just give that app some space thatmakes it happy
12:54:36 PM <~heili-work> but i work with retards.
12:54:48 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Yup. Backwards compatibility is a thing.
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12:55:27 PM <~heili-work> so that developer who sent an email to a whole list of people saying it wasn't his fault the error was in t he code
12:55:30 PM <~heili-work> included me on it
12:55:40 PM <~heili-work> and then one of our mgmt replied all
12:55:45 PM <~heili-work> 'heili what do you think?'
12:55:53 PM <~heili-work> so i sent a 'here is why he's a dumbass' response
12:56:00 PM <~bitbomb> lol
12:56:34 PM <~heili-work> zeroed in on exactly the object pulled from the DB that *he did not check the class of* before attempting to cast it to a different object type
12:56:50 PM <~heili-work> and the precise line of code where the class cast is explicitly called
12:57:32 PM — @PunchinMahPekaah hands heili-work a microphone, insisting that she drops it.
12:57:44 PM — ~heili-work drops it
12:57:54 PM — ~heili-work throws hands in air, walks off stage.
12:58:05 PM — @PunchinMahPekaah claps.
12:58:10 PM — ~bitbomb golf claps
12:58:24 PM <~heili-work> one of my other developers IM'd me
12:58:29 PM <~heili-work> 'you told him'
12:59:01 PM <~heili-work> the dev who fucked up the code
12:59:04 PM <~heili-work> his employer
12:59:12 PM <~heili-work> offered me a job
12:59:15 PM <~heili-work> i declined it
12:59:22 PM <~heili-work> his employer then told me to name my price
12:59:36 PM <~bitbomb> dude
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12:59:53 PM <~heili-work> and i said 'i don't want money. what i want is not to live out of a suitcase anymore'
1:01:47 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball is stability better than a high paycheck?
1:01:47 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "probably."
1:02:00 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Confirmed. Good choice.
1:02:01 PM <~bitbomb> mr vague over there
1:02:07 PM <~bitbomb> non-committal
1:02:23 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball is bitbomb too critical of you?
1:02:23 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "who am I to know?"
1:02:27 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> WOw
1:02:34 PM <~bitbomb> lol
1:02:35 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> What a cop out.
1:02:45 PM ⇐ @Clark quit (Clark@bapho-C77536E8.tx.res.rr.com) Quit: Leaving
1:02:54 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball do you commit to anything?
1:02:54 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "How much money will you give me if I say yes?"
1:02:59 PM <~DanielFlamino> !8ball answer the question!
1:02:59 PM <~Magic8Ball> DanielFlamino, 8BALL says: "OH GAWD YES!"
1:03:07 PM <~bitbomb> LAWDY
1:03:14 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Lol
1:03:48 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !misfortune DanielFlamino
1:03:48 PM <~Magic8Ball> (= PunchinMahPekaah =) Your Misfortune is: You will contract a disease for which the cure is so expensive that you will die of poverty.
1:04:07 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> I wanted that to be for Dan, not for me.
1:04:14 PM <~bitbomb> karma
1:04:16 PM <~DanielFlamino> oh well
1:04:17 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Not I'm going to die,
1:04:23 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> now*
1:04:25 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> .*
1:04:52 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball Does portugal exist?
1:04:52 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "How much money will you give me if I say yes?"
1:05:08 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball Nothing.
1:05:08 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "I don't care. I'm still trying to picture you in yellow speedos and leather."
1:05:13 PM <~bitbomb> hmm
1:05:23 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Um
1:05:29 PM <~DanielFlamino> interesting...
1:05:34 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> I feel violated by a script.
1:06:13 PM <~DanielFlamino> !8ball stop violating Punchin
1:06:13 PM <~Magic8Ball> DanielFlamino, 8BALL says: "No."
1:06:19 PM <~DanielFlamino> well, I tried
1:06:51 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball Will you violate Dan instead of me? He's willing.
1:06:52 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "You must look deep in your feminine side for this answer."
1:07:05 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Ummm
1:07:13 PM <~DanielFlamino> !8ball what's that supposed to mean?
1:07:13 PM <~Magic8Ball> DanielFlamino, 8BALL says: "uhh hunh"

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1:07:19 PM <~DanielFlamino> .___.
1:07:50 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> !8ball Are you saying I should bang dan?
1:07:50 PM <~Magic8Ball> PunchinMahPekaah, 8BALL says: "conditions look favorible."
1:08:01 PM <~DanielFlamino> ._____________.
1:08:06 PM <~bitbomb> bow chicka wow wow
1:08:11 PM <~DanielFlamino> pls no
1:08:13 PM <~DanielFlamino> pls
1:08:27 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> You heard the 8ball.
1:08:36 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Our Cabal Oracle has spoken.
1:08:36 PM — ~DanielFlamino grabs shotgun
1:08:41 PM — ~DanielFlamino shoots PunchinMahPekaah in the face
1:08:45 PM — ~DanielFlamino runs away
1:08:54 PM — @PunchinMahPekaah bleeds
1:08:57 PM <~bitbomb> NO IT WAS HOMER'S MAKEUP GUN
1:09:04 PM <~bitbomb> That shit cracks me up every time
1:09:10 PM <~DanielFlamino> damn it
1:09:18 PM <~DanielFlamino> I kept the real shotgun somewhere else
1:09:25 PM <~DanielFlamino> now punchin is bleeding because of makeup
1:09:26 PM <~bitbomb> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs
1:09:43 PM <~DanielFlamino> I had forgotten about that one
1:09:49 PM — @PunchinMahPekaah is now laden with makeup that was launched at him with the force of a shotgun.
1:09:57 PM — @PunchinMahPekaah is definitely not OK after that
1:10:11 PM — ~DanielFlamino checks which setting the gun was on
1:10:13 PM <~DanielFlamino> whore
1:10:18 PM <~DanielFlamino> it was the whore setting
1:10:40 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> :(
1:10:46 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Now I look like a whore.
1:10:53 PM <~DanielFlamino> PunchinMahWhore
1:10:53 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Is that how you like it, Dan?
1:11:06 PM DanielFlamino → ~PunchinMahWhore
1:11:06 PM PunchinMahPekaah → @PunchinMahProstitute
1:11:12 PM <@PunchinMahProstitute> Oh my
1:12:04 PM — @PunchinMahProstitute grabs the makeup gun and sets it to whore
1:12:05 PM PunchinMahWhore → ~DanielFlamino
1:12:13 PM <@PunchinMahProstitute> TAKE THIS PUNCHINMAHWHORE
1:12:20 PM <~DanielFlamino> noe
1:12:23 PM <@PunchinMahProstitute> NOW KNOWN AS DANIELFLAMINO
1:12:27 PM — @PunchinMahProstitute shoots DanielFlamino
1:12:40 PM <~DanielFlamino> D:
1:12:51 PM — ~DanielFlamino rips face off
1:12:53 PM PunchinMahProstitute → @PunchinMahCabal
1:12:54 PM <~DanielFlamino> there
1:13:01 PM <~DanielFlamino> much better
1:13:02 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> D:
1:13:56 PM — ~DanielFlamino cuts PunchinMahCabal's face and uses it as his own
1:14:30 PM @PunchinMahCabal set the topic: THE SECRET HAS BEEN LEAKED. THERE IS A STRANGER IN OUR MIDST. I'M THE ONE WHO LEAKED IT THOUGH. SORRY COMRADES. CODE BLUE. HAIL MOE.
1:14:41 PM — @PunchinMahCabal is now faceless
1:14:47 PM — @PunchinMahCabal grows a new one
1:14:47 PM <~DanielFlamino> https://i.imgur.com/SAwWlAn.png
1:14:56 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> Why would you do that?
1:16:02 PM <~DanielFlamino> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTytBC17d94
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1:23:28 PM <~Sylos> waot
1:23:30 PM <~Sylos> we got leaked?
1:23:34 PM <~Sylos> SOMEONE LEAKED ON THE CABAL?!!??!
1:24:00 PM <~DanielFlamino> Punchin couldn't hold it
1:26:20 PM <~Sylos> It's all over
1:26:21 PM <~Sylos> we're over
1:26:25 PM <~Sylos> ;_;
1:26:35 PM <~Sylos> jk, we're fine
1:31:44 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> I LEAKED IT
1:31:47 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> I WAS CARELESS
1:31:53 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> I'M SORRY BROTHERS
1:32:10 PM <~Sylos> The only solution is seppuku
1:32:22 PM — @PunchinMahCabal Commits sudoku
1:32:52 PM <~heili-work> what?
1:33:32 PM <~heili-work> you leaked?
1:33:36 PM <~heili-work> WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US?
1:33:37 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> Yes
1:33:42 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> I'M SORRY
1:33:47 PM — @PunchinMahCabal cries
1:34:10 PM <~heili-work> wehre did you lean and what did you leak?
1:36:24 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> I was on #opers reporting to Icy a problem I found with ChanServ.. I mentioned #SecretChannel in #opers...
1:36:31 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> And now we have Techman.
1:36:38 PM DanielFlamino → ~DanAFK
1:37:28 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> If he tells v/ProtectVoat, it's all over for us. The secret will no longer be contained.
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1:37:36 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> And our Cabal will be exposed.
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1:47:16 PM — ~bitbomb exposes his cabal
1:47:20 PM <~bitbomb> huehuehuehue
1:47:24 PM <~heili-work> sexy.
1:47:27 PM <~heili-work> now rub it
1:47:36 PM <@MarkTheNerd> nsfw
1:48:55 PM — ~bitbomb is nsfw
1:48:57 PM — @PunchinMahCabal Punches bitbomb's cabal
1:49:02 PM <@MarkTheNerd> lol
1:49:09 PM — ~heili-work is very nsfw.
1:49:17 PM <@MarkTheNerd> i see we have a new member
1:49:26 PM <~bitbomb> lol we were just talking about that
1:49:27 PM <~bitbomb> WE'RE DOOMED
1:49:33 PM <~bitbomb> THE JIG IS UP
1:49:35 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> He's here from my indiscretion.
1:49:39 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> I am ashamed.
1:49:52 PM <@MarkTheNerd> so he wasn't invited?
1:49:58 PM <@PunchinMahCabal> Nope
1:50:08 PM <~bitbomb> gooble gobble one of us
1:50:09 PM ← You were kicked by MarkTheNerd (nunya@bapho-D80F8D61.tampfl.fios.verizon.net): gtfo [kick count:2]

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10:42:39 PM Channel mode is +sntrQCl 25
Topic:  <Sylos> I like Obama || YOU LOST THE GAME || TS: imouto.cloudapp.net
10:42:50 PM <Techman> MarkTheNerd: What's the issue man?
10:42:57 PM Channel mode set to -Q by @PunchinMahPekaah
10:43:01 PM <@MarkTheNerd> this is invite only
10:43:11 PM <Techman> That doesn't sound too nice
10:43:15 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Why isn't the channel set to invite?
10:43:22 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> We can fix that.
10:43:30 PM <@MarkTheNerd> because then you have to invite everyone everytime
10:43:38 PM <Techman> Not really
10:43:41 PM <@MarkTheNerd> guess we'll just have to use a key
10:43:43 PM <Techman> Invite exceptions
10:43:56 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Why not just /mode I <user> while in channel
10:44:12 PM <Techman> Don't forget the +
10:44:15 PM <@MarkTheNerd> you may be invited someday techman
10:44:19 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Not needed
10:44:24 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> It's assumed
10:44:28 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> In Unreal ircd
10:44:31 PM <Techman> Oh, you're probably using HexChat
10:44:33 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> :)
10:44:37 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Oh, that I am
10:44:39 PM <@MarkTheNerd> mirc
10:44:43 PM <@whoa> this channel for planning the take over of voat.co
10:44:46 PM <Techman> The IRCd itself doesn't know what "/mode I <user>" means
10:44:52 PM <Techman> That's literally "MODE I user"
10:44:55 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Oh, then nevermind
10:45:03 PM <Techman> HexChat inserts the missing stuff for you
10:45:04 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Definitely a hexchat thing then'
10:45:43 PM <@MarkTheNerd> do i really have to kick you again techman?
10:45:45 PM <Techman> Anyways folks, I don't follow your logic of trying to keep this channel secret because I was already here, and then kicking me out with gtfo
10:45:45 PM <@PunchinMahPekaah> Anyways, the rest of the cabal has spoken.
10:45:51 PM ← You were kicked by PunchinMahPekaah (PunchinMah@bapho-3AB34963.haxxx.ur.winbl0ws.com): No hard feelings