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- So there are two horses talking after their races. One of them says to the other, "I'm happy I won that race, but right before it, I felt a pinch in my back." The other says, "Yeah, the last race I won, I felt a pinch in my back too. What's with that?" Then a dog walks up and says, "You idiots. You're being drugged! They're putting drugs in you to make you run faster." The horse says, "Hey, a talking dog!"
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