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- [21:19:48] <+topo`> Lsin: I am going to have to ask you to stop being happy. Somebody in this channel fucked up and became a whiny emo bitch, so we're banning laughter, smiling and generally displaying any positive emotion. Each line must now end in one or more of the following: :( :[ :< >:( ;_; ;~;
- [21:22:31] <+MooseElkingtons> topo`: I am going to hve to ask you to stop being a douche bad. Somebody in this channel is fucked up and became a major dick. So we're banning douchebaggery, ass-holery, and generally displaying any screwed up emotion. Each line mustn't end with 'dumbass', 'stupid ass', 'idiot', for we have a major Elitist prick in this channel.
- [21:22:36] <+MooseElkingtons> bag*
- [21:23:51] <+MooseElkingtons> I am sorry you believe you are better than everyone else who has fallen for the wrong people, hanged out with the wrong type of group, and made mistakes in the past. I am truly sorry you are the almighty perfect lord we all must worship.
- [21:24:16] <+MooseElkingtons> So topo`, next time you actually think you're better than everyone else, how about you look at yourself in the mirror, and look at how fucked up you are?
- [21:24:20] <+Lsin> Oh ok
- [21:24:21] <+MooseElkingtons> I'm sure you'll find some stuff.
- [21:24:22] <+Lsin> topo
- [21:24:24] <+ReubenMcHawk> MooseElkingtons perhaps if you took a better outlook to life people wouldn't think that
- [21:24:33] <+topo`> oh, I'm well aware of how fucked up I am
- [21:24:42] <+topo`> I just don't whine about it to people who don't give a shit
- [21:24:43] <+Lsin> Well this is getting very depressing
- [21:24:44] <+MooseElkingtons> as am I.
- [21:24:45] <+topo`> non-stop
- [21:24:47] <+Lsin> So im just gonnna...
- [21:24:51] <+Lsin> leave the channel
- [21:24:53] <+MooseElkingtons> Do you really think I give a shit about being lonely?
- [21:24:53] -› Part: +Lsin (webchat@Lsin.users.quakenet.org)
- [21:24:58] <+MooseElkingtons> I even said myself I am content with it.
- [21:25:15] <+topo`> then stop talking about it
- [21:25:18] <+MooseElkingtons> I am trying to make Lsin's life easier by taking out all the pain she'll face in the future.
- [21:25:20] <+sax> BE HAPPY MOTHER FUCKERS
- [21:25:24] <+Falk3n> ^
- [21:25:32] <+topo`> no, you're being a negative heap of shit
- [21:25:40] <+MooseElkingtons> oh, I'm sorry you think that
- [21:25:51] <+MooseElkingtons> I will give you a lovely tip of which newcomers must know:
- [21:25:59] <+MooseElkingtons> there is an ignore feature on lots of IRC clients.
- [21:26:04] <+MooseElkingtons> try /ignore <user>
- [21:26:12] <+MooseElkingtons> or possibly /ignore <host> all
- [21:26:20] <+MooseElkingtons> or even check if your client supports it by googling it.
- [21:26:26] <+MooseElkingtons> Do you need help googling?
- [21:26:27] <+topo`> omg thank you so much for this valuable information
- [21:26:32] <+topo`> you are such a helpful person
- [21:26:34] <+MooseElkingtons> I'm pretty sure I could help you there.
- [21:26:38] <+MooseElkingtons> Oh wait, you don't like it when I help people.
- [21:26:38] <+topo`> you should do this more often
- [21:26:48] <+sax> Sarcasm = 0
- [21:26:56] <+topo`> no no no, I love it when you help people
- [21:27:03] <+MooseElkingtons> I bet you do.
- [21:27:12] <+MooseElkingtons> If I offended you in some way, you can use the ignore command.
- [21:27:17] <+topo`> when you tell them not to be happy because you're a fuckup it doesn't really count as helping, tohugh
- [21:27:18] <+MooseElkingtons> It becomes handy in some cases!
- [21:27:20] <+topo`> though, either
- [21:27:30] -› Join: Lsin (webchat@Lsin.users.quakenet.org)
- [21:27:30] -› Q (+v) Lsin
- [21:27:30] <+MooseElkingtons> topo`, so you're better than me because..?
- [21:27:41] <+sax> :DDDDDDDDDD
- [21:27:42] <+topo`> when have I said that I was better than you?
- [21:27:43] <+sax> :)
- [21:27:46] <+sax> :3
- [21:27:50] <+MooseElkingtons> You surely imply it
- [21:27:50] <+sax> :]
- [21:27:54] <+MooseElkingtons> because you're judging me.
- [21:27:54] <+sax> :}
- [21:27:57] <+sax> :)
- [21:28:02] <+Lsin> You people are more dramafied than I am
- [21:28:09] <+topo`> all I've said is that you're unnecessarily negative all the time and it's fucking annoying
- [21:28:10] <+MooseElkingtons> How about I judge you for being a selfish conceited dickhead?
- [21:28:23] <+topo`> go right ahead, I don't give a shit what you think about me
- [21:28:25] <+sax> :D
- [21:28:28] <+sax> xD
- [21:28:32] <+MooseElkingtons> topo`, please scroll up in case you forgot about the whole ignore feature already.
- [21:28:33] <+sax> :)
- [21:28:38] <+sax> :}
- [21:28:41] <+sax> :]
- [21:28:43] <+topo`> more helpfulness yay
- [21:28:48] <+sax> BE HAPPY
- [21:28:49] <+MooseElkingtons> topo`, you obviously care what I say
- [21:28:53] <+MooseElkingtons> because if you didn't:
- [21:28:57] <+MooseElkingtons> A) You would've ignored be by now
- [21:28:59] <+Lsin> keep the drama to yo mama
- [21:29:01] <+MooseElkingtons> B) You wouldn't be talking to me
- [21:29:08] <+Altoids> ^
- [21:29:16] <+topo`> actually, I just enjoy arguments
- [21:29:23] <+MooseElkingtons> So obviously you care.
- [21:29:25] <+Lsin> Dont make me say it again
- [21:29:29] <+Altoids> topo` you should have a talk with Kasparov
- [21:29:31] <+Lsin> Dontchu do it
- [21:29:33] <+Altoids> I wanna see that happen
- [21:29:44] <+topo`> who is kasparov help
- [21:29:46] <+MooseElkingtons> Altoids, Kasparov will go full Russian on his ass.
- [21:29:51] <+Altoids> loooooooool
- [21:30:11] <+MooseElkingtons> Altoids, or possibly fLaMe.
- [21:30:12] <+Korakoff_> aa
- [21:31:11] <+topo`> i'm done, but basically what i'm trying to say is: we don't give a fuck about how depressed you are, stop whining and actually make an effort to find decent friends
- [21:31:19] <+MooseElkingtons> correction:
- [21:31:20] <+Lsin> KEEP THE DRAMA
- [21:31:21] <+MooseElkingtons> YOU don't.
- [21:31:24] <+Lsin> TO YO MAMA
- [21:31:41] <+MooseElkingtons> topo`, is your ego that big that you think everyone's thoughts and opinions are based on yours?
- [21:31:41] <+ReubenMcHawk> Just to butt in here, I have zero pity for those who make no effort to better their situations
- [21:32:06] <+MooseElkingtons> wow, topo`
- [21:32:16] <+MooseElkingtons> You just levelled up in douchebaggery.
- [21:32:18] <+sax> GET THEM Lsin!
- [21:32:33] <+Altoids> omg
- [21:32:37] <+Altoids> I wanna play pokemon now
- [21:33:00] <+Lsin> Gotta catch em alll pokemon1
- [21:33:03] <+Lsin> !*
- [21:33:51] <+sax> !!!
- [21:33:55] <+MooseElkingtons> Lsin, point is, this is exactly why you don't trust people.
- [21:33:56] -› Part: +Momo (webchat@Momo.users.quakenet.org)
- [21:34:03] <+MooseElkingtons> You'll find out they'll be as fucked up as topo` or me.
- [21:34:11] <+MooseElkingtons> and they'll betray you because they hate everyone
- [21:34:16] <+ReubenMcHawk> *this is why you only trust the right people
- [21:34:32] <+Lsin> Il trust who i want to, thank you very much
- [21:34:36] <+ReubenMcHawk> ^
- [21:34:36] <+MooseElkingtons> oh and they're egotistic conceited assholes who would do anything to put them above you.
- [21:34:46] <+Altoids> ^
- [21:34:48] <+MooseElkingtons> Elitist assholes*
- [21:34:56] <+sax> Shaddup
- [21:34:58] <+ReubenMcHawk> teaching people to be anti-social != teaching people to trust wisely
- [21:35:13] <+Lsin> Moose
- [21:35:17] <+Lsin> I can make my own decisions
- [21:35:21] <+Lsin> if I get hurt, my fault
- [21:35:53] <+MooseElkingtons> if you get hurt, you wont be able to just shrug it off as 'meh' (unless you're my ex); you'll dwell on it.
- [21:36:11] -› Quit: +sax (~androirc@saxbassman.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
- [21:36:23] <+Lsin> Im done on this subject
- [21:36:24] -› Quit: @Valor (webchat@Valor-.users.quakenet.org) (Ping timeout)
- [21:36:26] -› Q (+l) 29
- [21:36:27] <+ReubenMcHawk> ofc people feel things when they get hurt
- [21:36:59] <+ReubenMcHawk> but to put it bluntly, if you're gonna just dwell on it and make no attempt to better your life, i have no pity for you at all
- [21:37:14] <+MooseElkingtons> ReubenMcHawk, tell me this
- [21:37:20] <+MooseElkingtons> Isn't ignorance bliss?
- [21:37:22] <+MooseElkingtons> When you were a child
- [21:37:27] <+Lsin> MooseElkingtons: can we just drop the subject?
- [21:37:31] <+Lsin> Its getting old
- [21:37:32] <+MooseElkingtons> did you ever get those feelings you had when you lost someone you loved dearly?
- [21:37:42] <+ReubenMcHawk> Yes in fact, I did
- [21:37:47] <+MooseElkingtons> I know I didn't.
- [21:37:52] <+Korakoff_> oh god this is still going
- [21:37:53] <+MooseElkingtons> unless they were a relative.
- [21:38:03] <+MooseElkingtons> but yeah, that's a totally different subject.
- [21:38:07] <+topo`> hi Korakoff_ how are you
- [21:38:14] <+ReubenMcHawk> Pain is a part of life, yeah, but you need to get over it already
- [21:38:22] <+ReubenMcHawk> Make new friends who aren't as shitty as your old ones
- [21:38:30] <+MooseElkingtons> ReubenMcHawk, you will get over it
- [21:38:30] <+ReubenMcHawk> Find someone who's not as big of a bitch as your ex
- [21:38:54] <+MooseElkingtons> and you can either keep falling on your ass until you somehow find the one person in your life which truly you can trust
- [21:38:56] <+MooseElkingtons> oooor
- [21:38:57] <+Korakoff_> hi topo` i'm feeling donuts how about you
- [21:39:01] <+MooseElkingtons> you can be like me and play it safe.
- [21:39:07] <+ReubenMcHawk> "play it safe"
- [21:39:12] <+ReubenMcHawk> how the fuck
- [21:39:12] <+topo`> im tired as shit and quite irritable but otherwise i am good
- [21:39:14] <+Altoids> >play it safe
- [21:39:15] <+Lsin> you're feeling donuts?
- [21:39:16] <+topo`> how has your day been
- [21:39:16] <+Altoids> How does that work
- [21:39:17] <+MooseElkingtons> yes ReubenMcHawk, I'm playing it safe.
- [21:39:20] <+ReubenMcHawk> that's not how life works
- [21:39:24] <+MooseElkingtons> Altoids, by not getting involved seriously.
- [21:39:33] <+Korakoff_> tired and annoyed, but too tired to be annoyed >:
- [21:39:35] <+ReubenMcHawk> you don't just shelter yourself from social interaction and say you're "playing it safe"
- [21:39:37] <+MooseElkingtons> ReubenMcHawk, life is how I choose to live.
- [21:39:38] <+Korakoff_> what did you eat today topo`
- [21:39:46] <+topo`> so far nothing! you?
- [21:39:49] <+MooseElkingtons> ReubenMcHawk, I do.
- [21:39:54] <+MooseElkingtons> and it works perfectly fine
- [21:40:02] <+Korakoff_> i eated apple!
- [21:40:05] <+topo`> omg
- [21:40:09] <+ReubenMcHawk> and it's a decision that's pretty crummy imo, and one I'm especially not fond of you pushing on everyone
- [21:40:10] * +MooseElkingtons pats Korakoff_ on the head
- [21:40:11] <+Korakoff_> ReubenMcHawk what did you eat today?
- [21:40:14] <+ReubenMcHawk> dick
- [21:40:19] <+Korakoff_> ok
- [21:40:21] <+Altoids> lol
- [21:40:28] <+Korakoff_> was it with cheese or without ;_;
- [21:40:42] <+ReubenMcHawk> smegma best topping
- [21:40:45] <+MooseElkingtons> ReubenMcHawk, maybe I'm envious, maybe I'm dead
- [21:41:01] <+MooseElkingtons> or maybe this whole conversation is based on me being a total douche bag elitist who hates every single person on the face of earth
- [21:41:12] <+ReubenMcHawk> maybe you're sitting around and feeling bad for yourself rather than trying to better your life
- [21:41:13] <+ReubenMcHawk> who knows
- [21:41:33] <+Korakoff_> maybe this conversation is actually about food
- [21:41:35] <+MooseElkingtons> who knows.
- [21:41:39] <+Lsin> Sooo...
- [21:41:42] <+MooseElkingtons> Korakoff_ has a definite point.
- [21:41:42] <+Lsin> how bout dem turtles?
- [21:41:48] <+Altoids> ./enddiscussion
- [21:41:48] <+MooseElkingtons> Lsin, saddest turtle.
- [21:41:49] <+MooseElkingtons> remember.
- [21:41:50] <+ReubenMcHawk> maybe this conversation is like talking to an emo brick wall
- [21:41:51] <+MooseElkingtons> saddest turtle.
- [21:41:52] <+ReubenMcHawk> so yeah food
- [21:41:56] <+Korakoff_> right
- [21:41:59] <+Korakoff_> i like olives now
- [21:42:02] <+Korakoff_> they are delicious
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