Bitch Slayer Battle

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— Adam drops out from a wormhole, landing on his feet. He takes a deep sniff, before drawing his sword. "I smell them... This world... Is full of fuckin' bitches." He scoffs, before swinging his sword and decapitating a random passerby for fun. "AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE, BITCHES!!!!" His spree continues.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain approaching the bitch-murdering swordsman was the immensely powerful Thot Patrol Captain, Tohru Adachi. He grins, spreading his arms out to Adam. "Partner! There you are. I've been lookin' all over for you, you red-haired idiot."

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— "Oh it's my old friend Tohru Adachi." Adam Taurus says, slicing a bunch of people in half with one swing just for fun and nothing else. "Bitches, sluts, hoes, and thots run rampant in this world." He runs a hand over his blade, ridding it of the blood. "We need to thin them out."

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain "Yes. I've been cleansing this world of all the thots. . . but with you here, it'll make things so much easier. I know of a certain BITCH that's begging for a load of bullets in his mouth."
"His name is Akira Kurusu, and this limp-dick teenage bitch thinks he can handles all the sluts, thots and whores. But he's become one, corrupted by the power of bitches. . ." Adachi shakes his head. "He was a good kid before they changed him. . ."

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— "Hmmm... Bitch Akira..." Adam nods his head, having heard the legends about the thottery Akira committed. He was quite notorious. "That bitch Akira is gonna die. And so is every last fuckin' bitch that stands with him... Bitch Medb. Bitch Zero. Bitch Baldi. All of them."

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain "We have to combine our powers for. . . the Zero Bitch Plan. The plan to eliminate every bitch ever known." Adachi grins. "It'll be a fuckin' blowout, that's for sure! So many bitches dying on the floor. . . Brings a tear to my eye. So this is why I was given my Chadsona. . . to purify the world of the thots. This is a game. . . and I intend to win it."

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— Adam crosses his arms, nodding his head. "Yeah... Once they're outta the way, every last good for nothing bitch will end up falling like dominos." Adam Taurus reaches a hand into his pocket, pulling out an earring and tossing it to Adachi. "Once we find bitch Akira, we use these. To create the ultimate bitch slayer in the multiverse. That bitch Akira has become possibly the biggest bitch ever... Maybe an even bigger bitch than that bitch Yang." He flinches as he remembers what an absolute bitch Yang was. What a bitch.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain Adachi catches it, twisting it in his grasp and letting the bitch-purifying light of the Potara ear ring. He grins, placing it on his ear, piercing it quickly and painlessly. "Let me know when you're ready. I'll switch it to the proper ear. . . and we can commence our bitch purification. A glorious justice. . . against bitches by the nice guys and the Chads." He spreads his arms, gesturing to the bitchshed around him. "No bitch is safe in any multiverse! The bitchslayers and thot patrollers have come!"

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— Adam smirks. "We're gamers, Adachi. Studies from Harvard show we are twice as persistent. This is a trait only shown in athletes and soldiers. That means we are TWICE as likely to keep trying even faced with total failure. Long enough we have been the most oppressed group in society. But now? The uprising is coming. And that fat fucking skank bitch piece of shit hoe bitch Akira is gonna have his head on a pike. Gamers rise up."

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain "Adam, my friend, we have to go now. If we don't strike fast, he might escape to another universe and we'll be unable to find him again. We must strike now. . . while the bitches are in heat and trying to bait us elite gamers, and convince us they're 'real gamer girls,' fucking Veronica you bitch."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ Akira prepares for the moment they approach him, even proficicently setting up a Plan B like he was supposed to. He plays the Roblox and Fortnite crossover game, absorbing the informational info into his body like one of his Personas' masks.

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— "Don't get me started on that bitch Veronica... She rejected me in high school. How could she reject me? A kind, caring, wonderful GENTLEMAN GAMER?" Just talking about it increased his hatred for bitches everywhere exponentially. "Lets go. I'll lead the way. I can sense a bitch with my Universe-Scanning Bitch Detector. That fuckin' bitch Akira has nowhere to run..."
"Take care, boys! Get every last one of those bitches!" Said their boss, Suguru Kamoshida.

IRIS — The Evil "My incredible evil aura may be enough to dissuade them from approaching. But I don't actually know."

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain Adachi strolls with his wonderful companion, waiting for the Bitch Detector to detect the Ultimate Bitch, Akira 'Sucks Dick for Social Stats' Kurusu. He grits his teeth. How could a former friend and Chad. . . fall prey to the bitches. . . Akira-desu. . .

IRIS — The Evil: Iris' evil aura is too powerful. The more evil she grows the more powerful

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...Bad idea. I don't know if I should trust your aura, but...we need everything we can get."

IRIS — The Evil turns to face the alleyway entrance. "You underestimate my ability."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...What do I do now? Perhaps you have another idea in mind?"

IRIS — The Evil slowly pulls out an AK-47. "You take the persona man. I get the slayer."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...I have the perfect persona in mind."

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— "Strange, my device is picking up two remarkably powerful bitch signals..." Adam rubs his chin. "No matter. More useless bitches for us to kill." He grins, cracking his knuckles. "Fighting bitches helps me achieves my perfect form. My final transformation. This might just be exactly what we need."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "But first... we must head to the Metaverse. They won't track us there."

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain "Hey, y'think I should go easy on the bitches? They're not a big deal. They're just figureheads. I kinda wanna have fun killing these bitches. Obliterating them is boring, man." He rolls his shoulders, gesture weakly as his gun hangs from his left hand, like it was part of him.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "No need to explain!" Akira takes out his cellphone, however that of a more modern topography, before getting ready to tap the button. "You ready?"

IRIS — The Evil "Let's go."

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer— "Bitches aren't people, Adachi. They deserve no mercy. They must be destroyed completely and utterly as soon as possible... Knowing they've been completely wiped from the face of this multiverse should be satisfying enough."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ The Trickster tapped the eye icon on the phone, before reality became a little bit vague and foggy. Actually, it was just that. Akira looked drastically different, dropping onto the floor of the Metaverse and shifting his hands into his pockets. "...I don't think they'll find us here. They need the same app as we do."

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain ". . . You're right, as always. I just wanted to be lazy. . ." Adachi sighs, raising his gun up into the air. He shifts it, reloading the revolver and putting it back at is side. ". . . mmn-- Bitchkira ran away. Back to the Metaverse where we first fought." He taps his gun against his thigh. "You can get us there, yeah?"

IRIS — The Evil A few shadows begin to appear, but Iris casts a hostile look towards the creatures, and they seem to hesitate approaching the duo. The evil energy-controlling reploid pauses and makes a gesture. "Follow me," she commands the shadows brusquely.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ Akira seems to be shocked from all of this, even that appearing on his countenance, but he still remained cautious. His eyes camouflaged beneath the dark shadows of the streaked mask. "You can control Shadows?"

『ADAM TAURUS』Bitch Slayer—
"Yes." Adam replies. Then, he begins channel his inner power. His hatred for anything that was even remotely a bitch was converted to sheer power. His extreme level of rage coursed through his body like blood, multiplying his power further and further.
He was transforming.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...!" The Phantom Thief sensed a greater power, latching onto Iris's wrist. "...We may need to upgrade."

『ADAM TAURUS AZUL』Ascended Bitch Slayer— The powerful aura of energy begins to subside, as Adam achieves one of his more powerful forms. He smirks. "COME OUT TO PLAY, BITCHES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He then draws his sword and slashes open the fabric of the multiverse, thus opening the way to go where they needed to go.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain ". . . jeez. We're already stronger than them. Now you're just showing of like the top 100 gamer you are." Adachi laughs weakly. ". . . I don't need to transform I guess. Heheh." He shrugs, following the rift Adam made to its' appropriate destination this punk-ass Metaverse. Adachi steps out waiting for his good friend and fellow bitch hunter. "We're a huntin' for some thots, oh yes we are--" He hums merrily, turning and placing his gun against the back of Akira's head, since he was behind him.

IRIS — The Evil "Truthful." The evil reploid cast a briefly grieved look at the shadows before waving her hand to destroy them and absorb their energy for a boost.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain "Any sudden moves and the bitch dies."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...I'm afraid you're too late now, Adachi. You've underestimated me." The Phantom Thief takes a step forward. But he knew what to do next.

IRIS — Boosted Evil pauses, thinking on how much she values the phantom thief. Iris leaves akira for dead

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain Adachi shoots out Akira's left kneecap.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ It was a hologram.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain ". . . Tsk. Bitch move."

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ Akira skips to the next dimension, along with Iris. It wasn't going to be that easy. Akira needed to ask his bitches for more power. And fast.

「Isuka Hinamori」— "What the fuck is up, my fellow toons?"

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain "I can't believe you're such a bitch now, Akira! I remember when you let yourself get shot like a real gamer! Now you're just some quivering pussy lip cock sucking fake Gamer girl!"

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "Isuka! You've got to help me, and fast!"

「Isuka Hinamori」— "No thanks."

『ADAM TAURUS AZUL』Ascended Bitch Slayer— "I'm going to finish what Baldi started."

IRIS — Boosted Evil continues to absorb more and more energy from evil beings as she goes by, gaining more and more power.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "Isuka - Isuka, please, just this once! I need your power. It's the only way we'll win this fight."

「Isuka Hinamori」— "You smell like dry pussy"

RYHVHJI || A S C E N D E D "JOKAH"

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ ""

『ADAM TAURUS AZUL』Ascended Bitch Slayer— "HE SMELLS LIKE A BITCH!" Adam caught up.

IRIS — Boosted Evil X2 looks at the god man. "Oh, we need this."

RYHVHJI || A S C E N D E D "JOKAH SAN" the lens-flare eyes Ryuji hands Akira his weapon.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...Fuck, fuck fuck!" Akira takes out all his bitches and Despacitos all of them.

「Isuka Hinamori」— "MAJI KA?????"

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ He absorbs all of their thottery, like a power.

IRIS — Boosted Evil X2 turns to face Adam. "So I'll need to go to my final level of power, hmm?"

RYHVHJI || A S C E N D E D "MAJI KA?!?!?!?1"

「Isuka Hinamori」— "MAJI KA??????????"

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "Ryuji, are you on my side?"

RYHVHJI || A S C E N D E D implodes, giving Isuka his power.

「Isuka Hinamori」— "Wait, for real?!" "Oh well. Guess I have to carry the mantle now."

『ADAM TAURUS AZUL』Ascended Bitch Slayer— Adam closes his eyes as he prepares his ultimate attack on the fucking bitch Akira, a tear rolling down his cheek. "Drake... Josh... Give me strength. Guide my sword. Help me kill this fucking bitch." He begins his attack.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain he stands next to Adam, and he begins to take off his Potara earring and put it in his other ear. "Wait! Adam! Let's fuse our powers to disintegrate this fucking bitch!"

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "...You've made your fatal mistake, Adam." As Adachi hesitated, he quickly summoned his persona, Satan.

『ADAM TAURUS AZUL』Ascended Bitch Slayer— He stops. "FUCK. YOURE RIGHT!"

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ It has six titties.

IRIS — Boosted Evil MMX4 A wave of dark, evil energy washes out from Iris' form and spreads quickly in the direction of the bitch slayers.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ The Persona then used a malicious attack, tittyfighting against their enemies. "Nice one, Iris!" He turns his head to face her as theattack is unleashed.

『ADAM TAURUS AZUL』Ascended Bitch Slayer— Thankfully, Adam had stopped just before Satan appeared. He was safe for the fusion.

Adachi || Thot Patrol Captain Adachi clips his earring in, and no-homo pelivc thrusts towards Adam for the fusion of the two thot slayers.

IRIS — Boosted Evil MMX4 yeets out. "Sorry, Akira." Escapes to live another day.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "Yiff me then."

『ADACHIDM TOURUS AZUL』Bitch Slayer Perfecíon— "Esto Es El Fin, Bitch Akira." The perfect fusion chuckles. "¿Alguna vez pensaste que tenías una oportunidad? Heh, qué desafortunado, perra. Este es el final para ti. ¡Tiempo De morir! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They begin their ultimate attack... Zero Bitch Blaster.

ヅ Akira Kurusu ❥ ░▒ JOKER!! — ヅ "Prepare yourself!" The Phantom shouts, before he summons his Ultimate Persona. "Iris, stay in formation! Attack at the same time that I do!" He asserts leaderly, before he raised his arms in the air. Some real shit was about to unfold. He could see the large attack about to be unleashed, but he had something else in mind.
The masked Wild Card then forms a ball in his hands. A ball stronger than any force. It was a corrupted glitchy looking Persona, with the remains of the dead meme'd Rhajat and the perfectly living Sans. They seemed to have fused. "I won't lose." He immediately puts all of his hoes' strength into the Persona as well, watching Sanjat hover in the air. They send a massive bone to collide with the bitch blaster.

The fate of both fighters would be unknown as the universe imploded from the sheer collision of power.