Armed (2018) Eng

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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RADIO HOST: <i>Well, it's another
hot day in sunny California.</i>

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- <i>If you ask me, this is climate change in full effect.</i>
- MAN: <i>Oh, here we go.</i>

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- RADIO HOST: <i>It's never been this hot!</i>
- MAN: <i>It's the summer, man!</i>

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<i>It's the 4th of July!</i>

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RADIO HOST: <i>You deny that
the polar ice caps are melting.</i>

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<i>Okay, deny this, there's been
another mass shooting in the news.</i>

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<i>You know what,
let's just take a call.</i>

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<i>Caller number one, how are we
gonna stop these mass shootings</i>

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- <i>if we don't have gun sense?</i>
- CALLER: <i>Hey, yeah, am I on?</i>

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- RADIO HOST: <i>Caller number one, you're on.</i>
- CALLER: <i>Oh, I just wanna say,</i>

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<i>the problem ain't that you have
too many guns in California.</i>

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<i>It's that y'all
ain't got enough guns.</i>

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RADIO HOST: <i>Okay, sounds
like you've got an accent.</i>

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- <i>Where you from?</i>
- CALLER: <i>We's passing through.</i>

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<i>That's all you need to know,
but I'm gonna tell you what.</i>

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<i>We got a saying back home,
"There's nothing stops</i>

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<i>a bad guy with a gun
like a good guy with a gun."</i>

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<i>See, the problem is
the good guys ain't armed.</i>

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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MALE COMMENTATOR:
<i>Here's the reality, folks.</i>

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<i>There's been mass shooting
after mass shooting.</i>

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<i>Sometimes,
people are present with guns.</i>

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<i>Guess what, they run away too,
they get shot too,</i>

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<i>because it's very, very difficult
in a chaotic situation</i>

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<i>even for a gun-owner
to do anything but run.</i>

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<i>The reality is that if we want
to stop mass shootings</i>

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<i>you don't arm everybody there;</i>

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<i>you take guns away
from crazy people</i>

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<i>who shouldn't have them
in the first place.</i>

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MALE CALLER:
<i>Second amendment, apple pie,</i>

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<i>4th of July, that's America.</i>

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MALE REPORTER: <i>A man was
stopped by the police today</i>

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<i>and was found to have a cache
of assault weapons</i>

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<i>in the trunk of his vehicle.</i>

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>Saying
that one in five Americans</i>

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<i>are now being prescribed
antidepressants.</i>

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MALE COMMENTATOR: <i>If we want
to have a healthy society,</i>

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<i>we have to be in harmony with
each other and with the planet.</i>

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<i>And the first thing
we have to do</i>

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<i>is to take some of these
weapons of war</i>

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<i>out of the hands
of ordinary people</i>

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<i>and give people the tools
to build a better society.</i>

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MALE COMMENTATOR: <i>We're not talking
about taking anyone's guns away.</i>

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- <i>We're just talking about making America safe again.</i>
- [PEOPLE CHANTING] <i>USA! USA!</i>

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MALE RADIO HOST: <i>Speaking of safe, what are
you doing for the 4th of July, darling?</i>

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FEMALE CALLER: <i>We're thinking of
going to the Santa Monica Pier</i>

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<i>to see the fireworks
or maybe up to Big Bear.</i>

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MALE RADIO HOST:
<i>That sounds good.</i>

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<i>Get out of the city
into the wilderness.</i>

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<i>Make sure you don't start no
wildfires with those fireworks.</i>

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RADIO HOST:
<i>What are you, Smokey the Bear?</i>

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<i>Are we back on
climate change now?</i>

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- RADIO HOST: <i>What? What do you mean?</i>
- MAN: <i>Ice caps and stuff?</i>

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MALE RADIO HOST: <i>Just making
sure the lady stays safe.</i>

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>The 4th
of July, as I like to say,</i>

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<i>it's always been one
of my favorite holidays.</i>

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<i>We urge you not to do
any fireworks at home.</i>

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FEMALE COMMENTATOR: <i>...when we see
these mass shootings keep happening.</i>

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>Would we be safer
if our teachers were armed?</i>

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MALE CALLER: <i>Hell no,
our schools would be a war zone!</i>

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MALE COMMENTATOR: <i>The US gun death
rate is higher than the one...</i>

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MALE CALLER:
<i>Guns, desserts, and fireworks.</i>

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>So, go ahead
and be safe out there.</i>

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<i>Happy birthday, America!</i>

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Mm.

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Who the hell are you?

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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I wanna know who you are.

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I wanna know who
you fucking work for.

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Huh?

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We gon' find out.

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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Come on, y'all, first
fade of the day is free 99.

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- WOMAN: Hell nah.
- MAN: Hell no.

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Come on, no?

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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G MONEY: See you and that
old fool behind me,

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y'all got the same type of hair.

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You got that Michael Jackson
head curl,

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and you got that Idris Elba,
you know what I'm saying?

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- Come on, man.
- Damn, your wife is ugly.

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Yeah, well, everybody
knows that 90 percent

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of pretty women just lay there,
want you to do all the work,

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but an ugly woman,
she knows how to work it.

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She can get milk out of a crowbar.
Ain't that right, Chief?

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- That's some sexist shit.
- But real is real child, I can't deny it.

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I wouldn't know, 'cause my wife is a
fine ass freakologist that will drop

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- some Kama Sutra on your ass.
- Yeah, right.

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You telling me
if badass Rihanna

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came in here butt-booty-ass
naked covered in hot butter,

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- you ain't gonna do nothing?
- Yeah, I'd do something.

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I'd ask the queen
to grace my throne

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and then I would give her
a badass line.

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If Rihanna should enter here, I
will eat her like fried chicken.

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- What?
- You know, I don't see

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what is wrong with loving
and respecting your wife.

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- Preach!
- Amen.

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I've been loving and respecting
my wife for 18 years.

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Even my girlfriend knows that.

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[LAUGHING]

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Hey, Chief, turn the TV up.

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That's happening
right around here.

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MALE REPORTER: <i>Breaking
exclusive on a missing person.</i>

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<i>High school senior
Stacey Bastion has gone missing.</i>

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She was last seen with her
friends at the Fox Hills mall

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wearing her school uniform.

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i>...and her parents
are offering a 50,000-dollar reward</i>

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<i>for any information
as to her whereabouts.</i>

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<i>In other news, there's been
another mass shooting today.</i>

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<i>This sort of thing just seems to be
happening with more and more frequency.</i>

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MALE INTERVIEWER: <i>Three hundred thousand
Americans have died in a ten-year period.</i>

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<i>If Al Qaeda came over here
and killed as many people</i>

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<i>as are killed in one day
by US gun violence,</i>

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<i>it would be considered
a national emergency.</i>

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See, old white men
who run the NRA

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don't even care
when their own kids get shot.

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Fool, didn't you pay attention
in school?

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Don't you know the first thing
the federal government did

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under President Abraham Lincoln?

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They whooped the South's ass and
then freed all the black folks.

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- ALL: That's right.
- Then of course, later,

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you got some black folks in the
White House as the first family

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and all these crackers
lost their mind,

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acting a fool, talking about,
"Take back America,

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we want our country back."

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Reality is they still trying
to overthrow the government

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and that's why they don't want
nobody to know

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how many guns they got
and who got 'em.

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- G MONEY: Amen!
- That's why they support Donald Trump.

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'Cause they figure, "Here's
a cracker just as dumb as me!"

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- Stupid!
- No, what's stupid

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is young black men with tattoos
all over they face

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and they neck
shooting each other.

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- Back up on my nephew.
- No, no, no.

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I got something for him.

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I'm gonna tell you what's
stupid, is old folk

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losing their women
to young brothers like me.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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- Where's Santos?
- [SIREN WAILING]

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Uh, yeah, Santos, he...

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he phone in, he's sick,
he says he's sorry.

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EDDIE: I need my hair cut today,
Santos cuts my hair.

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I know, I know, he apologized.

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Uh, hey, young brother.

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I'm filling in for Santos, man.

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Maybe this is manifest destiny.

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You tried the rest,
get with the best.

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Young brother,
you know The Rock?

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His hair texture
is just like yours, man.

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Now I know he's follically
challenged right now,

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but back in the day, I cut his double's
hair twice, and baby, no problemo.

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Huh?

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Chief, this guy is... his brother's
Mexican mafia. You don't want this.

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You know what, I'm afraid,
we're all afraid.

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I get it.

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But see, I'm scared
for the young girl

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that you're taking
to the <i>quinceañera,</i> right?

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That's why you're dressed up so pretty,
you're going to the <i>quinceañera?</i>

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See, aha. I got ya, right?

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I'm worried,
because she won't be able

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to keep all the chiquititas'
hands off you

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once I do what I do to your 'do.

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I know, you look a little
like Bruno Mars now,

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but, baby, I'ma bring it to you.
Come on, come on down.

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Look here, in the past,
Santos cut your hair.

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And in the future, who knows?

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But right now,
this moment is the gift

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and that's why they call it
the present.

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Do you... have the willpower,

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the strength, the foresight
to recognize

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that the universe
is bringing you a present?

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And everything
happens for a reason.

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Hey, your brother wanted this
done now and I ain't coming back.

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- Are you serious?
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

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Yeah, don't even trip,
don't trip on them.

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I got you.

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I'm not going to a <i>quinceañera.</i>

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I'm going to
my father's funeral.

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Fuck up, yours will be next.

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Uh, Hector, I got to go,
I got a hot date.

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- You got two more appointments.
- MELVIN: I got to go.

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- I'm just gonna shave at home.
- I got a cake in the oven.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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- HECTOR: What about...
- MELVIN: Hector, I'll see you later.

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[CLIPPERS BUZZING]

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CHIEF: "If you can keep
your head when all about you

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are losing theirs
and blaming it on you,

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trust yourself,
when all men doubt you,

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but make allowances for their..."

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EDDIE: You doing some
kinda voodoo shit?

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No, no, brother, that's Kipling.

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Poetry, I recite
a little Kipling

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every now and then
to keep me focused.

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Keep my head right,
give me that extra.

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I don't wanna hear
no weird shit, just line me up.

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[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]

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EDDIE: What, now you're hungry?

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No, no, no, no, man, it's, um...

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it's time for some...
some old school perfection.

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[GUNSHOTS]

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I got you, I got you,
I got you, I got you.

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What happened? Hey!

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- HECTOR: It was an accident, he's new here!
- [MARIA YELLING]

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You, you are fired, get out!

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- Go, get out!
- CHIEF: <i>Fucked up.</i>

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- EDDIE: Go get him!
- CHIEF: <i>If you can't swim, you drown.</i>

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<i>If you don't smile,
you must be frowning.</i>

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<i>If you ain't trying,</i>

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<i>you dying.</i>

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MAN: There he is, go, hurry up!

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MAN: <i>Vamos, vamos!</i>

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Let's go!

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[TIRES SQUEALING]

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00:13:45,647 --> 00:13:46,882
CHIEF: <i>Come on, feet.</i>

218
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:48,684
<i>Come on, run.</i>

219
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:51,487
<i>Guilty of what
they say you done.</i>

220
00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:54,824
<i>Come on, legs.</i>

221
00:13:55,457 --> 00:13:56,859
<i>Don't be mean.</i>

222
00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:04,666
<i>♪ One in the chamber
More on the way ♪</i>

223
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:11,170
<i>♪ Pop, pop, pop in the USA
One in the chamber ♪</i>

224
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,506
<i>♪ More on the way ♪</i>

225
00:14:13,508 --> 00:14:16,976
<i>♪ Pop, pop, pop in the USA ♪</i>

226
00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:19,447
[TIRES SCREECHING]

227
00:14:25,987 --> 00:14:29,656
<i>♪ One in the chamber
More on the way ♪</i>

228
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:33,257
<i>♪ Pop, pop, pop in the USA ♪</i>

229
00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:35,795
- CHIEF: <i>You still got it.
- ♪ One in the chamber ♪</i>

230
00:14:35,797 --> 00:14:37,829
<i>♪ More on the way ♪</i>

231
00:14:37,831 --> 00:14:41,068
<i>♪ Pop, pop, pop in the USA ♪</i>

232
00:14:41,602 --> 00:14:45,604
<i>♪ One in the chamber
More on the way ♪</i>

233
00:14:45,606 --> 00:14:49,373
<i>♪ Pop, pop, pop in the USA ♪</i>

234
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:53,012
<i>♪ One in the chamber
More on the way ♪</i>

235
00:14:54,313 --> 00:14:56,614
<i>♪ Pop, pop, pop in the USA ♪</i>

236
00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:58,314
- [SCREAMING]
- [GRUNTING]

237
00:14:58,316 --> 00:15:00,386
[GRACE MOANS]

238
00:15:01,721 --> 00:15:03,656
Oh, I'm so sorry, are you okay?

239
00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:05,489
GRACE: Are you nuts?

240
00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:08,826
- Do I look okay?
- Oh, shit.

241
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:11,264
- No, no, no, no.
- Oh, shit.

242
00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:15,331
- GRACE: Please, not today.
- CHIEF: Your camera all right?

243
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,966
It's not even mine.

244
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:17,969
The bike...

245
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:20,539
the bike is mine.

246
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,073
Oh, shit.

247
00:15:22,641 --> 00:15:24,509
Why does this
keep happening to me?

248
00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:26,344
I try...

249
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,478
I try to stay positive.

250
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,147
That's good,
my therapist would say,

251
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,015
"We're like walking magnets,
and if you keep your magnet

252
00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:34,318
tuned to the positive, you know,
you're gonna draw in positive."

253
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:36,986
Except I drew in a Looney Tune
who runs out of nowhere

254
00:15:36,988 --> 00:15:38,754
- and knocks me on my ass.
- No, no, no.

255
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:41,723
Listen, I'm having an
extraordinarily bad day too,

256
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,592
but I keep in mind,
they say everything,

257
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,027
every little thing happens for...

258
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:46,829
If you say everything
happens for a reason

259
00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:48,798
and life doesn't give you
anything you can't handle,

260
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,067
- I'll fucking scream.
- Okay, listen.

261
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:52,835
I'ma give you some...
a little money

262
00:15:52,837 --> 00:15:54,672
for your bike, your damages.

263
00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:57,508
Where's my wallet,
where's my wallet?

264
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:02,911
You can't even find your wallet.

265
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:04,345
- No, no, I got it.
- Classic.

266
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,050
Just forget about it, okay?

267
00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:08,649
No, no, I'll get it,
I'll get it,

268
00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:09,986
I'll find it, I'll find it.

269
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:18,028
[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING
IN VEHICLE]

270
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:39,048
They're gonna be deaf
by the time...

271
00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:48,891
- [DRUMS ROLLING]
- [FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

272
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:09,443
[GUN COCKS]

273
00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:12,513
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

274
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,616
JONESIE: They're after you too.

275
00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:19,452
What?

276
00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,788
[LAUGHING]

277
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,757
Jonesie?

278
00:17:24,759 --> 00:17:26,093
That's right.

279
00:17:27,527 --> 00:17:29,228
They ain't got me yet, Chief.

280
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,430
Yeah, but they're trying.

281
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:33,134
[BOTH LAUGHING]

282
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:37,769
- Oh, man, what's it been, ten years?
- You crazy fucker.

283
00:17:37,771 --> 00:17:39,569
- You look like shit, Chief.
- I know, man.

284
00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:40,874
You look exactly the same.

285
00:17:41,607 --> 00:17:44,244
- How'd you get in here?
- You know me, you have to ask?

286
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,812
Bodyguard business has been
booming for you, huh?

287
00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:51,082
No, no, no, no, man, no, no, no.

288
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:53,851
Listen, I lost my security
business years ago.

289
00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:55,552
I'm just staying
at my brother's crib

290
00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:58,256
till I get back on my A game.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.

291
00:17:58,258 --> 00:18:00,557
He's a particular son of a
bitch, so you gotta be careful

292
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:02,194
with all of his
little pretty toys.

293
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:03,961
What you listening to, man?

294
00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,862
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

295
00:18:05,864 --> 00:18:08,434
Oh, you playin' the Pachelbel,
I like it.

296
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,535
You said every hero
needs theme music.

297
00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:12,905
It's their job for a life.

298
00:18:13,472 --> 00:18:15,574
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

299
00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:18,710
Especially around
the 4th of July.

300
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,846
Hey, Jonesie,
you all right, man?

301
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:23,614
Why are you here, dude?

302
00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:26,751
You needed me, so here I am.

303
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:30,455
Okay, let's try it another way.

304
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:34,856
How about, Jonesie,
who's chasing you?

305
00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:36,627
And what the fuck's going on?

306
00:18:37,762 --> 00:18:41,531
Exactly,
that's the question, "Who?"

307
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:44,100
It's the agency,
who's behind the curtain

308
00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:45,702
and why are they doing
this to us?

309
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:49,673
Come on.

310
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,041
Come on, I saw your meds.

311
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,812
The same ones they prescribed
to me, for all of us.

312
00:18:57,613 --> 00:18:58,848
- Jonesie.
- I saw your meds.

313
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,682
You break into my brother's home

314
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:02,185
and now you're going through
my shit?

315
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:08,724
You really have no idea
how FUBAR this is, do you?

316
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:11,627
At first, it's the insomnia.

317
00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:15,798
Then the panic attack starts.

318
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:18,901
Those fuckers suck.

319
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:22,269
Then the nightmares
turn into day-mares.

320
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:23,939
You remember Private Davis,
right?

321
00:19:25,074 --> 00:19:27,477
The religious kid,
thought we were going to hell.

322
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:30,911
That poor son of a bitch
jumped 16 flights to his death.

323
00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:32,279
He left a note saying,

324
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:34,181
"The demons are coming
for all of us."

325
00:19:34,183 --> 00:19:35,948
Patchinsky's on a no-fly list,
he thinks he's a terrorist.

326
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,451
Riddick is in a padded cell.

327
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,819
It's like almost whatever
you fear most, you...

328
00:19:39,821 --> 00:19:41,089
You manifest.

329
00:19:43,258 --> 00:19:44,325
You manifest.

330
00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:48,330
Manifest.

331
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:57,370
When my parents passed away,
I had to go stay with my uncle.

332
00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:58,572
He lived in the hood.

333
00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:01,040
It was always dark and damp,

334
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,075
and there was roaches
everywhere, man.

335
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,778
You had to sleep
with the lights on.

336
00:20:06,113 --> 00:20:08,013
Anyway, one night I guess
the bulb burnt out,

337
00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:10,950
because, baby, I woke up,
there were roaches everywhere.

338
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:14,655
Like on my bed, in my clothes,
in my fucking hair.

339
00:20:16,056 --> 00:20:17,689
Then I started getting
these earaches

340
00:20:17,691 --> 00:20:19,224
and I'm losing my balance,
and my uncle's saying to me,

341
00:20:19,226 --> 00:20:21,927
"Nah, nah, no,
it's psychosomatic.

342
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,763
You know, just toughen up."

343
00:20:24,964 --> 00:20:26,999
Finally, he gets me
to a doctor and then...

344
00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:30,136
turns out one of the roaches

345
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,139
had crawled in my right ear
and laid eggs.

346
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:36,944
I could've lost hearing
in my right ear.

347
00:20:39,246 --> 00:20:41,045
And now I'm seeing
roaches again.

348
00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:44,982
<i>And I tell myself they're not
real, I know it's in my head.</i>

349
00:20:44,984 --> 00:20:46,716
Something happened
to us in that raid, Chief.

350
00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:48,818
JONESIE: <i>The feds never told us
what was going on</i>

351
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,588
<i>in that lab, did they?</i>

352
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:51,923
Was it nerve gas?

353
00:20:53,392 --> 00:20:54,793
Sarin gas?

354
00:20:56,761 --> 00:20:59,130
- [SIREN WAILING]
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]

355
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,599
POLICE OFFICER: <i>Police, open up.
Open up, this is LAPD.</i>

356
00:21:01,601 --> 00:21:03,666
- Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no.
- Cops know I'm here.

357
00:21:03,668 --> 00:21:05,835
- Jonesie, put that away, relax.
- What are the cops doing here?

358
00:21:05,837 --> 00:21:07,706
- Jonesie, listen.
- Stow the weapon.

359
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:10,140
- Yeah, you got it.
- POLICE OFFICER: <i>This is the police,</i>

360
00:21:10,142 --> 00:21:11,276
<i>we need to speak with you.</i>

361
00:21:12,676 --> 00:21:15,178
<i>Good evening, sir,
have you seen this girl?</i>

362
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:17,179
<i>Here's a flyer
of what she looks like.</i>

363
00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:19,148
- <i>Her name is Stacey Bastion.</i>
- CHIEF: <i>No, officer, I haven't.</i>

364
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,483
POLICE OFFICER: <i>Call us if
you do, thank you for your time.</i>

365
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:22,419
Chief.

366
00:21:24,489 --> 00:21:25,624
Yeah, it's nothing, man.

367
00:21:26,124 --> 00:21:27,723
It's about that missing girl.

368
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:29,693
They think she might still be
in the neighborhood.

369
00:21:32,229 --> 00:21:34,899
Here? With all the rich folks?

370
00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:44,774
Got us a bogey, six o'clock.

371
00:21:47,211 --> 00:21:49,111
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.

372
00:21:49,113 --> 00:21:51,946
That's Max, my brother rents
the guesthouse to him.

373
00:21:51,948 --> 00:21:54,048
He's just a musician,
he keeps to himself.

374
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:56,217
- JONESIE: I don't trust him.
- You don't trust anybody.

375
00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:58,486
- Come away from the window.
- Hold on, no, I trust you.

376
00:21:58,488 --> 00:22:00,857
- This is not a good time.
- We need you.

377
00:22:01,757 --> 00:22:05,159
- They gave me a week.
- Who? Who's we?

378
00:22:05,161 --> 00:22:07,562
The team, the squad,
there's only five of us left

379
00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:09,497
but they're talking about doing
something, I'm scared, sir.

380
00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:12,099
Merc is filling up their heads
with this vengeance talk.

381
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:14,135
- Merc?
- People could get hurt, yes, Merc.

382
00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:16,239
- Like crazy demolition Merc?
- Yeah.

383
00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:18,807
Yes.

384
00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:23,212
You tell everybody
to stand down.

385
00:22:24,313 --> 00:22:27,813
Nobody, nobody does anything
without my orders.

386
00:22:27,815 --> 00:22:29,149
All right?

387
00:22:29,151 --> 00:22:31,085
Especially that wack job Merc.

388
00:22:32,354 --> 00:22:33,254
Yes, sir.

389
00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:37,092
I know a guy with
some contacts on the inside.

390
00:22:37,893 --> 00:22:39,259
Okay?

391
00:22:39,261 --> 00:22:41,094
- We wait for your orders.
- Okay.

392
00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,130
- Yes, sir.
- All right, come on.

393
00:22:44,832 --> 00:22:46,300
JONESIE: One more thing.
[CLEARS THROAT]

394
00:22:47,301 --> 00:22:51,038
Can I, uh...
can I rack with you?

395
00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,807
Just for a couple days.

396
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,676
You mean stay here?

397
00:22:56,711 --> 00:22:59,046
- Jonesie.
- No, I promise I won't touch anything, I...

398
00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:03,115
Jonesie, I'm not... this is
my brother's place, okay?

399
00:23:03,117 --> 00:23:04,452
- Okay?
- Please, please.

400
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:06,454
Please.

401
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,588
I won't touch a thing.

402
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:11,057
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

403
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,031
Can't be alone right now, sir.

404
00:23:23,003 --> 00:23:26,139
All right, okay, okay,
all right.

405
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,276
You stay in my
niece's room, okay?

406
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:31,975
I'll get you a towel.

407
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,279
Please don't...
don't touch anything.

408
00:23:34,281 --> 00:23:36,148
- Please.
- I won't touch, I swear.

409
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,321
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

410
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,795
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

411
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,037
[LABORED BREATHING]

412
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:12,116
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

413
00:24:22,926 --> 00:24:25,430
[SNIFFLING]

414
00:24:41,678 --> 00:24:44,845
Jessica, let's go,
we're gonna miss this flight.

415
00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:45,782
JESSICA: Almost done.

416
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,049
JESSIE: Big bro, do me a favor
and hang this up for me?

417
00:24:49,051 --> 00:24:51,018
- I got you.
- Carefully.

418
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:52,553
That's some expensive shit.

419
00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:54,555
- Jessica!
- JESSICA: Yeah, I got it.

420
00:24:54,557 --> 00:24:56,891
JESSIE: Don't wear my shit,
we ain't kids no more.

421
00:24:58,561 --> 00:25:01,962
- Dad, I'm ready.
- Hey, Jess, Jess, check this out.

422
00:25:01,964 --> 00:25:03,964
I got my music
linked to my pulse.

423
00:25:03,966 --> 00:25:05,700
Whatever I feel, it plays.

424
00:25:05,702 --> 00:25:07,935
All new jams,
I'm gonna do this app.

425
00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:09,503
I'ma call it "Mood Music
From the Soul."

426
00:25:09,505 --> 00:25:12,905
Yeah, only I control
what goes into my ear holes,

427
00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:15,274
and who goes into my room,
right?

428
00:25:15,276 --> 00:25:17,477
Jessica, go outside
and make sure the driver knows

429
00:25:17,479 --> 00:25:18,848
what terminal we're going to,
all right?

430
00:25:19,481 --> 00:25:21,915
All right. Grab the bags,
big bro.

431
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,585
You remember what Pops
used to tell us, right?

432
00:25:24,587 --> 00:25:26,420
- Three kinds of people in this world.
- Uh-huh.

433
00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:28,221
Those who watch things happen.

434
00:25:28,223 --> 00:25:30,490
Those who complain
about things that happen.

435
00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:31,893
And those
who make things happen.

436
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:33,892
How you think
I was able to afford

437
00:25:33,894 --> 00:25:35,328
this big, beautiful house?

438
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,863
- Paid for.
- Yeah.

439
00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:39,131
You the kinda brother
that makes things happen.

440
00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:40,932
JESSIE: There it is, exactly.

441
00:25:40,934 --> 00:25:43,404
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

442
00:25:45,305 --> 00:25:47,240
JESSIE: How do you think
I was able to afford this

443
00:25:47,242 --> 00:25:50,877
candy-coated mid-life-crisis
old-school paid for?

444
00:25:50,879 --> 00:25:53,713
- 'Cause you the kinda brother that makes things happen.
- You damn right.

445
00:25:53,715 --> 00:25:55,447
All while putting my daughter
through law school

446
00:25:55,449 --> 00:25:57,351
and having a fat-ass 401k.

447
00:25:58,085 --> 00:25:59,219
- I'll take that.
- JESSIE: Thank you, man.

448
00:25:59,753 --> 00:26:01,622
Now, come here,
let me talk to you, all right?

449
00:26:02,188 --> 00:26:03,724
Come here, listen.

450
00:26:04,357 --> 00:26:06,392
You got a birthday
coming up soon, okay?

451
00:26:06,894 --> 00:26:09,160
No more excuses,
no more bullshit.

452
00:26:09,162 --> 00:26:10,996
It's never too late
to get your life together.

453
00:26:10,998 --> 00:26:12,264
You understand me?

454
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:15,734
Four rules,
don't touch, don't wear,

455
00:26:15,736 --> 00:26:17,504
and don't drive any of my shit,

456
00:26:18,371 --> 00:26:20,237
and no visitors at the house,
you got me?

457
00:26:20,239 --> 00:26:21,607
This means a lot to me.

458
00:26:22,175 --> 00:26:23,409
It better.

459
00:26:23,975 --> 00:26:26,245
Come here, bro.
Love you, brother.

460
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,345
I do want you to touch
some soap and water.

461
00:26:29,347 --> 00:26:30,683
Now take a shower
'cause you stink.

462
00:26:32,951 --> 00:26:35,087
And make sure you're gone
by the time we get back.

463
00:26:37,223 --> 00:26:38,324
Bye, Jess.

464
00:26:39,024 --> 00:26:40,626
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

465
00:26:46,465 --> 00:26:48,200
If you can meet with triumph...

466
00:26:49,501 --> 00:26:50,535
and disaster...

467
00:26:51,636 --> 00:26:53,738
and treat those two imposters
just the same...

468
00:27:12,823 --> 00:27:15,058
[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]

469
00:27:45,153 --> 00:27:48,289
Hey, hey, you need a lift?

470
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:49,924
Are you freaking following me?

471
00:27:49,926 --> 00:27:52,527
What, no, no, it's me,
I'm the guy from the other day.

472
00:27:52,529 --> 00:27:53,897
I'm the one that
killed your bike.

473
00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:57,032
Listen, I am really,
really sorry about that.

474
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,701
Where are you headed?

475
00:27:59,401 --> 00:28:00,636
Uh, Venice Beach.

476
00:28:02,671 --> 00:28:04,606
If you hop in now
I can give you a ride.

477
00:28:13,282 --> 00:28:16,082
GRACE: So, Mr. Can't Find
His Wallet's a baller.

478
00:28:16,084 --> 00:28:17,118
CHIEF: I found it.

479
00:28:17,753 --> 00:28:20,221
All this material eye candy
belongs to my brother.

480
00:28:21,088 --> 00:28:22,454
It's a long story.

481
00:28:22,456 --> 00:28:24,592
Chief Jason Pratt,
Securities Offices.

482
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:26,928
So you're a secure guy?

483
00:28:27,595 --> 00:28:30,563
- It's an old card.
- All flash and still no cash

484
00:28:30,565 --> 00:28:32,230
to reimburse me for my bike.

485
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,333
Can I use your backseat?

486
00:28:35,102 --> 00:28:36,635
Uh, yeah.

487
00:28:36,637 --> 00:28:38,372
You know, I'm gonna reimburse
you for your bike.

488
00:28:39,707 --> 00:28:40,708
That's for sure.

489
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:45,278
So... did you lose your job?

490
00:28:46,013 --> 00:28:48,179
My job. You... you know what,

491
00:28:48,181 --> 00:28:50,250
nothing that is truly ours
can be lost.

492
00:28:51,318 --> 00:28:52,552
That job lost me.

493
00:28:53,853 --> 00:28:55,486
We're not defined by
our bank accounts

494
00:28:55,488 --> 00:28:57,254
or what people think of us.

495
00:28:57,256 --> 00:28:59,359
Onwards and upwards,
that's what I say.

496
00:29:01,963 --> 00:29:04,162
I thought you were some kind
of model or something.

497
00:29:04,164 --> 00:29:05,630
What's with the business get-up?

498
00:29:05,632 --> 00:29:07,932
I do erotic performance
art micro films

499
00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:11,736
- and I post 'em on my channel.
- So, you have, like, followers?

500
00:29:11,738 --> 00:29:15,341
No, I'm transitioning into
couple's intimacy counseling.

501
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,910
I conducted my first
interview today.

502
00:29:18,777 --> 00:29:22,180
So, you're like a...
a sex therapist?

503
00:29:23,049 --> 00:29:26,116
I teach body awareness
through tantric yoga.

504
00:29:26,118 --> 00:29:28,418
So many couples
avoid true intimacy,

505
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:29,953
and without intimacy
you can't have

506
00:29:29,955 --> 00:29:31,655
a deep emotional connection.

507
00:29:31,657 --> 00:29:33,590
You know what,
my wife would love that.

508
00:29:33,592 --> 00:29:36,593
She's always trying to get me
into counseling.

509
00:29:36,595 --> 00:29:38,929
She says sometimes
it just felt like sex to her.

510
00:29:38,931 --> 00:29:41,599
A true orgasm can be
a spiritual experience.

511
00:29:43,267 --> 00:29:45,668
- You're messing with me, right?
- Seriously!

512
00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:47,873
Couples that learn together,
last together.

513
00:29:55,346 --> 00:29:58,146
This Friday we're holding a
One Love community youth fair.

514
00:29:58,148 --> 00:29:59,682
You should bring your wife.

515
00:29:59,684 --> 00:30:03,052
There'll be face painting,
art classes, capoeira.

516
00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:04,956
Just bring whatever skill set
it is you have.

517
00:30:05,622 --> 00:30:08,923
Yeah, well, I'm gonna be pretty
busy for a little while, so.

518
00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:10,862
Oh, okay, Mr. Busy.

519
00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:12,928
Besides posing as your brother,

520
00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:14,562
what's your contribution
to the world?

521
00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:16,665
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

522
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,134
- WOMAN: <i>Where are you?</i>
- Moments away.

523
00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:20,602
- <i>What should I wear?</i>
- Oh, you're kidding me.

524
00:30:20,604 --> 00:30:22,937
- <i>No, I'm not!</i>
- Okay, go with primary colors

525
00:30:22,939 --> 00:30:25,974
and the boxer look,
take deep yogi breaths.

526
00:30:25,976 --> 00:30:28,444
- Everything will be fine.
- <i>Okay, but hurry!</i>

527
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,782
Are you an ass or a tit man?

528
00:30:34,215 --> 00:30:35,852
- What?
- Boobs or booty?

529
00:30:38,155 --> 00:30:39,120
Uh, booty.

530
00:30:39,122 --> 00:30:40,222
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

531
00:30:43,626 --> 00:30:45,361
That's great,
you're doing amazing.

532
00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:48,162
<i>♪ Shake that
Thing like it's a sport ♪</i>

533
00:30:48,164 --> 00:30:50,132
<i>♪ I love it when you wear
The booty shorts ♪</i>

534
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,331
<i>♪ You best stop
Acting bougie ♪</i>

535
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,569
<i>♪ And let me see you bounce
That booty ♪</i>

536
00:30:56,072 --> 00:30:57,472
[MUSIC FADING OUT]

537
00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,985
Everybody, let's go!

538
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,488
[PEOPLE CHEERING]

539
00:31:19,194 --> 00:31:21,395
[PHONE DIALING, RINGING]

540
00:31:22,198 --> 00:31:24,163
JONESIE: <i>Don't bother
leaving a message, fuckhead.</i>

541
00:31:24,165 --> 00:31:26,300
OLD MAN: <i>You're crazier than me.</i>

542
00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:28,600
Jonesie, where are you, man?

543
00:31:28,602 --> 00:31:30,370
I'm in Werdin alleyway,
we're late.

544
00:31:34,341 --> 00:31:37,544
MAN: Slow motion,
and hand over your cell.

545
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,380
Ah, don't eyeball me,
motherfucker.

546
00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,348
Hm, hm.

547
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:46,653
You sure do look pretty.

548
00:31:51,191 --> 00:31:52,659
I'm sorry, Chief.

549
00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:55,328
Bitching out.

550
00:31:56,429 --> 00:31:58,029
We're in the belly of the beast.

551
00:31:58,031 --> 00:32:00,331
All those eyes in the sky,
you gotta stay sharp, sir.

552
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,233
- You're late. Yes, sir.
- I got detained.

553
00:32:02,235 --> 00:32:04,103
- Put your piece away.
- This?

554
00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:07,270
This ain't mine, it's yours.

555
00:32:07,272 --> 00:32:09,272
All right, take it, take it,
it's your birthday.

556
00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:11,742
It's a SIG P226, the Navy SEALs
actually use those.

557
00:32:11,744 --> 00:32:13,144
Holds about 20 in the mag.

558
00:32:13,146 --> 00:32:14,411
Got it off some gun dealers.

559
00:32:14,413 --> 00:32:15,615
Second Amendment, baby,
am I right?

560
00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:19,282
No waiting, no background checks
even for crazy fuckers like us.

561
00:32:19,284 --> 00:32:20,683
I told you to wear a suit, man.

562
00:32:20,685 --> 00:32:22,320
We gotta be taken
seriously here.

563
00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:24,454
What are you doing
with my phone?

564
00:32:24,456 --> 00:32:25,657
Magnetic box.

565
00:32:35,901 --> 00:32:36,802
One second.

566
00:32:41,606 --> 00:32:43,639
JONESIE: All right,
as far as GPS is concerned,

567
00:32:43,641 --> 00:32:45,208
you're heading on that bus.

568
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,143
Give us about 20 minutes here
and another ten minutes

569
00:32:47,145 --> 00:32:48,510
to beat the bus to Crenshaw.

570
00:32:48,512 --> 00:32:50,078
Retrieve your cell phone,
we're good.

571
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,248
It's time. Now, brother,
you gotta dial the crazy back.

572
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,784
You listen to me,
you gotta dial down the crazy.

573
00:32:55,786 --> 00:32:57,953
This is a good guy,
he's trying to help us.

574
00:32:57,955 --> 00:32:59,690
I think you should go
on your own.

575
00:33:00,691 --> 00:33:02,126
Brother, we're in this together.

576
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,596
Please, don't speak
that governmentese no more, man.

577
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:08,263
Metal and security streaming
at the chrome dome.

578
00:33:08,265 --> 00:33:10,698
- What the fuck is that, man?
- Chrome dome, man.

579
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,067
Tape and tin foil, all right?

580
00:33:12,069 --> 00:33:13,734
It takes away the
low frequency microwaves

581
00:33:13,736 --> 00:33:15,436
and it keeps them
from getting in your head.

582
00:33:15,438 --> 00:33:17,674
Jonesie, please, you look like
the tin man, like, on crack.

583
00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:28,850
Holy shit, holy shit.

584
00:33:28,852 --> 00:33:30,119
Holy shit.

585
00:33:32,088 --> 00:33:35,124
So, every 15 minutes,
they keep coming back to...

586
00:33:35,657 --> 00:33:37,093
CHIEF: Hey, Richard!

587
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,126
- Richard!
- I gotta get this.

588
00:33:40,128 --> 00:33:42,062
I gotta get this,
I'll talk to you later.

589
00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,495
WOMAN:
We'll see you at the office.

590
00:33:43,497 --> 00:33:45,834
Richard. Richard!

591
00:33:47,237 --> 00:33:48,804
Hey, hey, man, hey, buddy.

592
00:33:50,273 --> 00:33:51,605
- It's me.
- I know!

593
00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:54,406
I can see that...
Hold, yeah, really.

594
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,811
No, no, no, for sure, for sure.

595
00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:59,114
Yeah, I'll see you in ten,
I'll see you, all right.

596
00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:03,616
- Wow, look at you.
- Hey, hey.

597
00:34:03,618 --> 00:34:05,050
And I'm not the only one.

598
00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:07,655
Crazy shit is happening
to the other guys too.

599
00:34:08,656 --> 00:34:10,491
- What other guys?
- My old team.

600
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,961
- Are you off your meds?
- Don't do that.

601
00:34:15,963 --> 00:34:18,397
Please, don't give me that
bullshit patronizing look

602
00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:19,665
like I'm crazy, man.

603
00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,769
Come see for yourself,
all right?

604
00:34:22,702 --> 00:34:24,904
Five minutes, five minutes.

605
00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,606
Come see for yourself,
come see for yourself.

606
00:34:28,642 --> 00:34:32,012
All right, I'd like you to meet
Jonesie McAlpine,

607
00:34:32,579 --> 00:34:35,216
the baddest US Marshal you
could have watching your six.

608
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,217
Just hear him out, all right?

609
00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:39,452
Keep an open mind.

610
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,253
Jonesie, tell him
what you told me.

611
00:34:42,255 --> 00:34:43,556
Tell him about Davis.

612
00:34:44,824 --> 00:34:46,192
He knows, he's in on it.

613
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,561
Richard is here
to help us, brother.

614
00:34:50,596 --> 00:34:53,030
Look, man, we were exposed to
some sort of chemical or some...

615
00:34:53,032 --> 00:34:54,965
Here we go,
we're just gonna go down

616
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:57,000
the dark hole
of conspiracy theories.

617
00:34:57,002 --> 00:34:59,237
No, there's historical
precedent for this, man.

618
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,205
Think about what they did
to the Tuskegee Airmen

619
00:35:01,207 --> 00:35:02,606
or the LSD trials in 'Nam.

620
00:35:02,608 --> 00:35:03,707
RICHARD:
I'm not thinking about it.

621
00:35:03,709 --> 00:35:05,410
JONESIE: You can't trust him.

622
00:35:05,412 --> 00:35:06,578
[EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE]

623
00:35:07,479 --> 00:35:08,747
What the hell was that?

624
00:35:09,615 --> 00:35:10,983
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

625
00:35:13,651 --> 00:35:15,453
Something's going on out there.

626
00:35:16,721 --> 00:35:17,922
CHIEF: What did you do?

627
00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:19,791
Stay in the damn car.

628
00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:28,633
Richard, hey.

629
00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:31,202
CHIEF: Richard.

630
00:35:31,836 --> 00:35:33,171
I was there for you, man.

631
00:35:34,005 --> 00:35:35,603
Man, I was there for you.

632
00:35:35,605 --> 00:35:38,977
[SIRENS WAILING]

633
00:35:44,748 --> 00:35:46,084
RICHARD: Unbelievable.

634
00:35:48,786 --> 00:35:50,888
Yes, you were there
when Karen passed,

635
00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:54,923
and yes, you let me handle your
security company's legal work

636
00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:57,225
when everyone else
wouldn't give me a fucking job.

637
00:35:57,227 --> 00:35:58,827
And I don't wanna bring
that up...

638
00:35:58,829 --> 00:36:00,395
No, but... but... but you are
bringing it up.

639
00:36:00,397 --> 00:36:03,864
You are in a crass and
a manipulative way.

640
00:36:03,866 --> 00:36:05,966
So let's go there,
you know, why not?

641
00:36:05,968 --> 00:36:09,404
Okay, who handled
your malpractice suit

642
00:36:09,406 --> 00:36:11,072
when you had your breakdown?

643
00:36:11,074 --> 00:36:13,008
Oh, no that... That was a legal
shakedown and you know it.

644
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:15,076
Yes, that you were
supposed to settle legally,

645
00:36:15,078 --> 00:36:16,844
but you just beat the shit
out of your client

646
00:36:16,846 --> 00:36:18,246
that you were supposed
to protect.

647
00:36:18,248 --> 00:36:20,448
- He was a scumbag, man.
- Be that as it may,

648
00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,316
you're lucky you didn't do time.

649
00:36:22,318 --> 00:36:24,218
That practice was my livelihood.

650
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:26,753
I said that
with all you went through

651
00:36:26,755 --> 00:36:28,489
that it was no wonder
that you would suffer

652
00:36:28,491 --> 00:36:31,891
some emotional trauma,
and the judge, he bought it,

653
00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:34,431
and all you had to do
was go into rehab.

654
00:36:34,964 --> 00:36:37,097
- I lost everything.
- No, no, nope.

655
00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:38,832
Not everything, not everything,

656
00:36:38,834 --> 00:36:41,435
because I managed to get
some of it in a trust

657
00:36:41,437 --> 00:36:45,573
for Sundari if you just
stayed in the program.

658
00:36:46,307 --> 00:36:48,374
That's all you had to do,
was stay in the program.

659
00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:50,575
No, no, no,
wait a minute, wait a minute.

660
00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:53,745
That place was overcrowded,
it was full of crazies.

661
00:36:53,747 --> 00:36:55,114
I didn't belong there.

662
00:36:55,116 --> 00:36:57,015
Yeah, and it was
filthy too, right?

663
00:36:57,017 --> 00:36:59,520
- All them giant cockroaches.
- Okay, all right, yeah, yeah.

664
00:36:59,522 --> 00:37:01,356
I have a problem, I own that,

665
00:37:01,956 --> 00:37:04,723
but, look, I'm not the only one.

666
00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:06,192
CHIEF: You're connected, man.

667
00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:08,060
What about your uncle,
your uncle in the FBI?

668
00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,928
He retired like eight years ago.

669
00:37:09,930 --> 00:37:12,066
Richie, what if
there's a cure for this shit?

670
00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,166
I'm not looking for vengeance,

671
00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:15,803
we're just looking
for some answers.

672
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:18,769
CHIEF: Man...

673
00:37:18,771 --> 00:37:20,805
you have no idea
what it's like

674
00:37:20,807 --> 00:37:22,074
to look at the love
of your life

675
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:25,079
and see
that she's terrified of you.

676
00:37:34,654 --> 00:37:36,022
Sundari went through a lot.

677
00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:39,425
You've been divorced
for over a year.

678
00:37:40,159 --> 00:37:42,093
You really need to call her.

679
00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:44,963
I call,
she won't answer my calls.

680
00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,400
I know she's my soul mate

681
00:37:48,402 --> 00:37:50,803
<i>and I know we're gonna
be together again.</i>

682
00:37:52,171 --> 00:37:55,141
But, she needs to be
proud of me again.

683
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,710
CHIEF: <i>I need my life back.</i>

684
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:02,280
Please.

685
00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:09,221
All right.

686
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,357
RICHARD: Call this doctor.

687
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,893
No, no,
I can't deal with any more

688
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,661
chemical head shrinkers
and all the medication, man.

689
00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:22,334
He's holistic,
he's a naturalist.

690
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,568
Private, I'll pay for it.

691
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,471
You do that.

692
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,670
I'll check around and see
what I can find out.

693
00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:30,808
[SIRENS WAILING]

694
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:32,876
You do that.

695
00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:35,280
Okay?

696
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:37,848
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

697
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,052
Thanks, Richie.

698
00:39:05,775 --> 00:39:06,943
We got a problem.

699
00:39:09,479 --> 00:39:10,946
[CARS HONKING]

700
00:39:17,152 --> 00:39:18,220
Shit.

701
00:39:20,556 --> 00:39:23,792
Oh, yeah, that's funny.
Oh, yeah, that's real funny.

702
00:39:25,461 --> 00:39:26,728
CHIEF: You feel better?

703
00:39:27,229 --> 00:39:28,163
Good.

704
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:30,399
<i>You blew up a billboard.</i>

705
00:39:30,966 --> 00:39:32,234
What if somebody got hurt?

706
00:39:33,068 --> 00:39:34,902
It was false advertising.

707
00:39:35,504 --> 00:39:37,136
They were selling lies.

708
00:39:37,138 --> 00:39:38,373
And no one got hurt.

709
00:39:44,779 --> 00:39:46,714
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

710
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:48,881
[FIRECRACKERS POPPING]

711
00:39:48,883 --> 00:39:50,385
- ALL: Surprise!
- Surprise!

712
00:39:51,219 --> 00:39:53,919
- Happy birthday!
- Chief!

713
00:39:53,921 --> 00:39:57,489
[ALL CHANTING] Chief! Chief!

714
00:39:57,491 --> 00:39:58,892
[MAN HOOTING]

715
00:40:01,229 --> 00:40:03,029
Welcome to the party, man.

716
00:40:03,897 --> 00:40:06,364
- CHIEF: Jonesie, you got me.
- JONESIE: No, no, no, no, no!

717
00:40:06,366 --> 00:40:08,967
Motherfucker, stop,
come on, just once!

718
00:40:08,969 --> 00:40:10,970
- Relax!
- Oh, shit.

719
00:40:10,972 --> 00:40:13,239
What happened?
Who fired the maid?

720
00:40:13,241 --> 00:40:15,139
TURELL: Don't worry about this,
we'll clean this up.

721
00:40:15,141 --> 00:40:16,977
- But right now...
- JONESIE: We got this, it's fine. It's fine.

722
00:40:18,345 --> 00:40:20,144
TURELL: Cheers.
Jonesie, you pulled that off.

723
00:40:20,146 --> 00:40:21,913
Don't ever doubt me again, man.

724
00:40:21,915 --> 00:40:23,316
Yo, let's raise the glass...

725
00:40:24,484 --> 00:40:28,521
to the motherfucking HNIC
born on the 4th of July.

726
00:40:29,456 --> 00:40:32,022
My man. Happy birthday.

727
00:40:32,024 --> 00:40:33,925
JONESIE: There's God
and then there's you, Chief.

728
00:40:33,927 --> 00:40:35,828
TURELL: It might be
the same motherfucker.

729
00:40:36,762 --> 00:40:37,997
Oh, shit!

730
00:40:39,466 --> 00:40:41,765
MERC: Jonesie,
that is the ugliest goddamn cake

731
00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:42,868
in the world.

732
00:40:43,469 --> 00:40:44,403
JONESIE: Shut up, Merc.

733
00:40:45,739 --> 00:40:46,739
TURELL: You do know...

734
00:40:47,573 --> 00:40:49,941
you're the only man that
coulda got us out alive.

735
00:40:50,576 --> 00:40:51,909
The world will never know.

736
00:40:53,878 --> 00:40:55,046
But we do.

737
00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:57,248
Yep.

738
00:40:57,950 --> 00:40:59,650
Happy birthday, Chief.

739
00:40:59,652 --> 00:41:01,020
TURELL: Happy birthday, Chief.

740
00:41:01,754 --> 00:41:02,854
Thank you.

741
00:41:14,198 --> 00:41:15,498
How come
they get the latest gear

742
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,065
and we still have to buy
our own shit?

743
00:41:17,067 --> 00:41:18,601
I thought
we were negotiating.

744
00:41:18,603 --> 00:41:20,101
Now the FBI's rolling in?

745
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,305
- Our catch, FBI's glory.
- Hey, put that thing away.

746
00:41:22,307 --> 00:41:24,342
Negotiation's over.
We're backup now.

747
00:41:29,247 --> 00:41:30,381
We're in position.

748
00:41:31,649 --> 00:41:33,716
You got the dream team here.
You think we can clock out?

749
00:41:33,718 --> 00:41:35,552
Wifey got your birthday cake
coming out the oven.

750
00:41:38,921 --> 00:41:40,455
Jesus Christ!

751
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:42,290
OFFICER:
<i>Man down, we need backup!</i>

752
00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:44,091
- Come on, we're going in. Go.
- What?

753
00:41:44,093 --> 00:41:45,528
- This is bullshit!
- CHIEF: That's an order!

754
00:41:52,669 --> 00:41:53,836
CHIEF: Take left.

755
00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:58,240
- Go.
- JONESIE: I got your six, Chief.

756
00:42:02,578 --> 00:42:03,978
[MAN WHIMPERING]

757
00:42:10,553 --> 00:42:11,753
I need a medic.

758
00:42:11,755 --> 00:42:13,022
[GUNSHOT FIRED]

759
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,857
<i>♪ There is a house ♪</i>

760
00:42:17,859 --> 00:42:20,429
<i>♪ In New Orleans ♪</i>

761
00:42:22,030 --> 00:42:28,470
<i>♪ They call the rising sun ♪</i>

762
00:42:30,305 --> 00:42:34,342
<i>♪ And it's been the ruin ♪</i>

763
00:42:35,009 --> 00:42:38,313
<i>♪ Of many a poor boy ♪</i>

764
00:42:39,147 --> 00:42:44,885
<i>♪ And me, oh God, for one ♪</i>

765
00:43:18,451 --> 00:43:19,519
Clear.

766
00:43:21,822 --> 00:43:23,055
All clear.

767
00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:26,626
KC: Chief, you need to see this.

768
00:43:39,271 --> 00:43:40,603
TURELL: You know,
the irony in this shit

769
00:43:40,605 --> 00:43:42,505
is I did everything
the right way,

770
00:43:42,507 --> 00:43:45,375
to make sure I wasn't killed
by no thug or no crazy Five-O.

771
00:43:45,377 --> 00:43:47,480
- MERC: Turell's life matters.
- Goddamn right.

772
00:43:50,883 --> 00:43:52,184
I got a baby girl, Chief.

773
00:43:54,486 --> 00:43:57,353
I have got to get straight,
fast.

774
00:43:57,355 --> 00:43:58,855
JONESIE: I was having
the same symptoms.

775
00:43:58,857 --> 00:44:00,255
- It can't be a coincidence.
- TURELL: Can't be.

776
00:44:00,257 --> 00:44:01,292
KC: It's the anniversary.

777
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:05,294
Fucked up time of year.
Those damn fireworks!

778
00:44:05,296 --> 00:44:07,029
Light one again
and I'll stick it up your ass.

779
00:44:07,031 --> 00:44:09,164
I'll shit down your neck, KC!

780
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:11,868
- TURELL: Get a fucking room.
- Romans 12:19,

781
00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:16,104
"Vengeance is mine,
I will repay," sayeth the Lord.

782
00:44:16,106 --> 00:44:18,242
We trust you
with our lives, Chief.

783
00:44:18,809 --> 00:44:20,444
Lead the way.

784
00:44:26,216 --> 00:44:27,582
Most people don't trust me

785
00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:29,383
to cut their hair anymore
these days.

786
00:44:29,385 --> 00:44:30,553
TURELL:
We need you, brother.

787
00:44:31,654 --> 00:44:32,622
Right this wrong.

788
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:37,227
Come on Chief, please.

789
00:44:53,408 --> 00:44:56,476
All right.
Let's get some answers.

790
00:44:56,478 --> 00:44:58,346
Let's get some
motherfucking answers, baby.

791
00:44:58,348 --> 00:45:00,548
- About damn time.
- That's what I'm talking about.

792
00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:02,048
[GUN COCKS]

793
00:45:02,050 --> 00:45:04,050
We want to stop this crazy shit,

794
00:45:04,052 --> 00:45:05,685
we gotta be united.

795
00:45:05,687 --> 00:45:06,988
- Damn right.
- CHIEF: Whatever they do to one of us,

796
00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:08,255
they're gonna do to all of us.

797
00:45:08,257 --> 00:45:10,590
- We're in this together.
- TURELL: Hoorah!

798
00:45:10,592 --> 00:45:12,191
We gonna fuck somebody up,
Chief.

799
00:45:12,193 --> 00:45:13,560
Okay, now look,
you want me leading this op,

800
00:45:13,562 --> 00:45:15,294
there's gonna be three rules.

801
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:18,399
One, no more crazy talk.

802
00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:20,666
None of that leaves this room.

803
00:45:20,668 --> 00:45:24,473
Two, we don't know who's
messing with our heads, right?

804
00:45:25,206 --> 00:45:27,373
So, until we do,
I'm gonna need a little time

805
00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:30,309
to identify a clear target
and a strategy.

806
00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,780
And three,
until I get that intel,

807
00:45:33,281 --> 00:45:35,414
this mission requires
that we stay cool.

808
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,752
- Cool breeze, baby.
- That's right, cool.

809
00:45:39,854 --> 00:45:40,920
And that we are unarmed.

810
00:45:40,922 --> 00:45:42,021
- TURELL: What?
- What?

811
00:45:42,023 --> 00:45:43,123
Hell no!

812
00:45:44,090 --> 00:45:45,058
I'm an American.

813
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,593
I have the right
to bear more arms

814
00:45:47,595 --> 00:45:49,361
than anybody on this planet.

815
00:45:49,363 --> 00:45:50,496
You better tell him something,
Merc.

816
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,330
From my cold, dead hands, Chief.

817
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:54,833
You're messing with
our Second Amendment, Chief.

818
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:58,169
We could level
an entire city block.

819
00:45:58,171 --> 00:45:59,571
That'll get their attention.

820
00:45:59,573 --> 00:46:01,639
Draw them out,
make them negotiate.

821
00:46:01,641 --> 00:46:03,474
CHIEF:
And what's the exit strategy?

822
00:46:03,476 --> 00:46:06,276
You wanna end up on the TV
shot up like a bunch of crazies?

823
00:46:06,278 --> 00:46:07,680
We're all better than that.

824
00:46:08,547 --> 00:46:09,449
Look.

825
00:46:10,483 --> 00:46:13,253
Let's just consider this
our war chest.

826
00:46:14,287 --> 00:46:15,622
You want me leading this op,

827
00:46:16,155 --> 00:46:17,454
you stow your weapon in there

828
00:46:17,456 --> 00:46:19,025
until I say
we're ready to use it.

829
00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:21,061
TURELL: Mm-mm, I can't do that.

830
00:46:21,794 --> 00:46:24,494
- I can't do that.
- KC: I ain't givin' up nothin'.

831
00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:26,097
I ain't givin' up
my damn weapon.

832
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,641
[SIGHS]

833
00:46:39,578 --> 00:46:41,780
Chief already got us
a brand new, shiny,

834
00:46:42,413 --> 00:46:45,350
federal backstage pass.
I say we give him a week.

835
00:46:55,525 --> 00:46:57,662
<i>♪ The further I die ♪</i>

836
00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:04,502
<i>♪ The more I'm alive ♪</i>

837
00:47:05,603 --> 00:47:08,338
<i>♪ The more I'm alive ♪</i>

838
00:47:20,316 --> 00:47:22,252
<i>♪ There's a fire ♪</i>

839
00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:27,055
<i>♪ There's a fire of truth ♪</i>

840
00:47:27,057 --> 00:47:28,925
<i>♪ I want to dive in ♪</i>

841
00:47:30,127 --> 00:47:33,830
<i>♪ Just let me dive
Into the deep ♪</i>

842
00:47:38,467 --> 00:47:41,937
<i>♪ Into the deep ♪</i>

843
00:47:45,474 --> 00:47:49,812
<i>♪ Oh, I can't love
I can't stay ♪</i>

844
00:47:50,446 --> 00:47:53,179
<i>♪ Oh, I might die any day ♪</i>

845
00:47:53,181 --> 00:47:56,585
<i>♪ Dive into the deep ♪</i>

846
00:48:00,056 --> 00:48:02,457
[GUNSHOTS]

847
00:48:06,661 --> 00:48:09,595
MERC:
Violence is in our DNA, Chief.

848
00:48:09,597 --> 00:48:11,698
The rocket's red glare,

849
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:14,134
the bombs bursting in air,

850
00:48:14,136 --> 00:48:16,335
gave proof through the night

851
00:48:16,337 --> 00:48:18,807
that our flag was still there.

852
00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:22,108
I need you over here.
Come on, come on, Chief!

853
00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:24,309
You gotta get up there,
you gotta get up there.

854
00:48:24,311 --> 00:48:25,646
Come on, Chief.

855
00:48:27,115 --> 00:48:31,016
ALL: Chief, Chief, Chief,
Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief!

856
00:48:31,018 --> 00:48:32,786
Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief!

857
00:48:37,092 --> 00:48:38,592
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

858
00:48:49,103 --> 00:48:50,470
Let me do the honors.

859
00:48:54,006 --> 00:48:56,609
[CLIPPERS BUZZING]

860
00:49:16,628 --> 00:49:18,195
Come here.
How are you feeling?

861
00:49:18,197 --> 00:49:20,732
We're having a drink
for this guy right here, Chief.

862
00:49:23,468 --> 00:49:25,004
Jonesie, Jonesie!

863
00:49:38,349 --> 00:49:40,651
[HOOTING AND HOLLERING]

864
00:49:41,519 --> 00:49:43,320
TURELL: Come on, Chief,
we're waiting on you, man.

865
00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:46,656
- You're missing out.
- KC: Come on, Chief,

866
00:49:46,658 --> 00:49:48,359
take your clothes off!

867
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,095
Come on, Chief.

868
00:49:50,694 --> 00:49:51,963
Chief's gone soft.

869
00:49:52,696 --> 00:49:54,532
Yeah,
try telling that to Jonesie.

870
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,603
If the Chief don't deliver,
we do what we do.

871
00:50:04,241 --> 00:50:06,076
You going to give me shave too?

872
00:50:07,410 --> 00:50:08,745
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

873
00:50:09,547 --> 00:50:10,781
Who wants to do the honors?

874
00:50:11,782 --> 00:50:12,950
It's your party, sir.

875
00:50:13,851 --> 00:50:14,785
[CHEERING]

876
00:50:15,986 --> 00:50:19,656
<i>♪ You make me feel
Like we could be ♪</i>

877
00:50:20,690 --> 00:50:23,090
<i>♪ Bigger than life ♪</i>

878
00:50:23,092 --> 00:50:28,730
<i>♪ I guess they realized
There's only misery ♪</i>

879
00:50:29,665 --> 00:50:31,867
<i>♪ Painted false pictures ♪</i>

880
00:50:33,270 --> 00:50:36,471
♪ <i>Clouding my vision, oh ♪</i>

881
00:50:37,006 --> 00:50:42,943
<i>♪ You didn't stop
Until you took it all ♪</i>

882
00:50:42,945 --> 00:50:48,617
<i>♪ If I know what I know now ♪</i>

883
00:50:50,185 --> 00:50:52,753
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

884
00:51:02,331 --> 00:51:03,999
[THUDDING]

885
00:51:09,036 --> 00:51:11,704
MALE ANCHOR: <i>Could toddlers be
more dangerous than terrorists?</i>

886
00:51:11,706 --> 00:51:14,240
<i>Studies show there are
more accidental gun deaths</i>

887
00:51:14,242 --> 00:51:15,941
<i>here in the US from toddlers</i>

888
00:51:15,943 --> 00:51:18,244
<i>getting a hold
of their relatives' weapons</i>

889
00:51:18,246 --> 00:51:19,880
<i>than gun deaths from terrorists.</i>

890
00:51:30,124 --> 00:51:32,124
[PANTING]

891
00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:33,691
[GASPS]

892
00:51:33,693 --> 00:51:35,528
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

893
00:51:38,430 --> 00:51:40,430
[DOOR CLOSES]

894
00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:42,901
FEMALE ANCHOR: <i>...indicators
as to the wildfire season,</i>

895
00:51:42,903 --> 00:51:44,470
<i>but actually climate...</i>

896
00:51:48,141 --> 00:51:49,340
No.

897
00:51:49,342 --> 00:51:51,477
[NEWS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]

898
00:51:57,117 --> 00:51:59,049
FEMALE ANCHOR:
<i>Stacey is described as a petite</i>

899
00:51:59,051 --> 00:52:01,418
<i>five foot two blonde-haired,
blue-eyed girl,</i>

900
00:52:01,420 --> 00:52:03,754
<i>and she was gonna be going
to Stanford in the fall.</i>

901
00:52:03,756 --> 00:52:05,756
MERC:
<i>We trust you with our lives.</i>

902
00:52:05,758 --> 00:52:08,891
- <i>Lead the way.</i>
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]

903
00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:10,527
FEMALE ANCHOR:
<i>It's a very difficult time.</i>

904
00:52:10,529 --> 00:52:11,862
<i>Any information,</i>

905
00:52:11,864 --> 00:52:13,664
<i>any leads will
be greatly appreciated</i>

906
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:15,134
<i>as this is an active search.</i>

907
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,835
- Yeah.
- JONESIE: <i>It's your wife.</i>

908
00:52:18,837 --> 00:52:20,569
- <i>She's in trouble.</i>
- What?

909
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,906
<i>Get over to your old house.</i>

910
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,708
Jonesie, wait!

911
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,132
Jason, that you?

912
00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:51,802
Whatever happened
to your hair, boy?

913
00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:08,649
- Grandpa V, you're still alive.
- Hell yeah!

914
00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:11,485
We sure as hell couldn't beat
this family shit in spirit.

915
00:53:11,487 --> 00:53:12,786
I came in person.

916
00:53:12,788 --> 00:53:15,022
V, what'd I tell you, hm?

917
00:53:15,024 --> 00:53:17,624
- He don't look crazy.
- He looks good, Daddy.

918
00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:18,959
GRANDPA V: Good to see you, son.

919
00:53:18,961 --> 00:53:21,196
Come on inside
and fix me a drink.

920
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,629
Uh, I wasn't invited.

921
00:53:22,631 --> 00:53:23,998
I just came by
to check things out.

922
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,236
That's nice, but you come on,
mm-hm.

923
00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:29,670
- He's still a bully, ain't he?
- LITTLE V: Nothing changed.

924
00:53:29,672 --> 00:53:31,038
Don't write no check
with your mouth

925
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,707
your ass can't cash, son.

926
00:53:43,617 --> 00:53:45,819
- Hey!
- Shirley!

927
00:53:45,821 --> 00:53:48,654
- GRANDPA V: You look so good.
- I'm supposed to.

928
00:53:48,656 --> 00:53:51,057
You make me wish
I had my Viagra.

929
00:53:51,059 --> 00:53:52,592
SHIRLEY:
Well, you shoulda brought two.

930
00:53:52,594 --> 00:53:54,095
You know I brought
a friend with me.

931
00:53:54,662 --> 00:53:56,595
We sure had some fun,
didn't we?

932
00:53:56,597 --> 00:53:57,999
The world will never know.

933
00:53:58,632 --> 00:53:59,833
Oh, thank you.

934
00:54:01,102 --> 00:54:02,268
Thank you.

935
00:54:02,270 --> 00:54:04,569
GRANDPA V:
Toast. May you have all you want

936
00:54:04,571 --> 00:54:05,837
and want all you have.

937
00:54:05,839 --> 00:54:07,608
- Sounds good to me.
- Oh, Kashi!

938
00:54:11,012 --> 00:54:14,946
KASHI: Oh, my goodness,
you look so amazing!

939
00:54:14,948 --> 00:54:18,683
Oh! If anyone deserves this,
you do.

940
00:54:18,685 --> 00:54:20,352
- KASHI: Hi!
- WOMAN: Oh, my God!

941
00:54:20,354 --> 00:54:21,889
KASHI: There she is.

942
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,181
You okay, bro?

943
00:54:49,348 --> 00:54:51,049
Yeah. Yeah, listen...

944
00:54:52,150 --> 00:54:53,118
I gotta bounce.

945
00:54:56,421 --> 00:54:57,623
I'll see you later.

946
00:54:58,324 --> 00:54:59,857
[DOOR OPENING]

947
00:54:59,859 --> 00:55:01,726
Oh, I'm sorry.

948
00:55:02,328 --> 00:55:05,597
I'm... I'm so sorry.
I can't believe that happened.

949
00:55:06,098 --> 00:55:07,132
I...

950
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,501
- Jason.
- [GLASSES CLINKING]

951
00:55:11,503 --> 00:55:15,105
ALL: Speech, speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech, speech.

952
00:55:15,107 --> 00:55:18,475
Speech, speech, speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech, speech.

953
00:55:18,477 --> 00:55:19,875
Speech, speech.

954
00:55:19,877 --> 00:55:22,579
Okay, I tried to write
something poetic,

955
00:55:22,581 --> 00:55:23,949
but it all seems trite now.

956
00:55:24,983 --> 00:55:27,219
The truth is,
I've been through a lot.

957
00:55:27,751 --> 00:55:30,853
I never thought that someone
who'd seen me at my worst

958
00:55:30,855 --> 00:55:32,623
could still want me and love me.

959
00:55:33,724 --> 00:55:35,424
I've seen him at his worst.

960
00:55:35,426 --> 00:55:36,560
He's been there all along.

961
00:55:37,495 --> 00:55:41,132
He's been my friend,
my confidant, my lover.

962
00:55:42,799 --> 00:55:43,967
Darling, please come up here.

963
00:55:45,002 --> 00:55:46,335
Next month in India,

964
00:55:46,337 --> 00:55:48,139
he'll officially become
my husband.

965
00:55:48,705 --> 00:55:49,974
[APPLAUSE]

966
00:55:54,177 --> 00:55:56,813
[CHEERING]

967
00:56:00,450 --> 00:56:02,718
RICHARD: Honey, honey, honey,
sorry I'm late.

968
00:56:06,189 --> 00:56:08,190
[CHEERING]

969
00:56:11,928 --> 00:56:13,296
RICHARD: Ah, thank you so much.

970
00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:15,396
Thanks, everybody,
for being here.

971
00:56:15,398 --> 00:56:19,400
Really, everyone, far and wide,
I really appreciate it.

972
00:56:19,402 --> 00:56:21,701
Love you all,
love her a little bit more,

973
00:56:21,703 --> 00:56:23,537
but love you all.

974
00:56:23,539 --> 00:56:25,739
Happiest guy in the world right
now, that's all I can say.

975
00:56:25,741 --> 00:56:26,842
So glad you're here.

976
00:56:30,811 --> 00:56:32,612
Do we have to wait
a whole month?

977
00:56:32,614 --> 00:56:34,080
[LAUGHING]

978
00:56:34,082 --> 00:56:35,951
I'm amazed, I'm... I just...

979
00:56:37,119 --> 00:56:38,954
RICHARD: Thanks, everyone,
for sharing this moment.

980
00:56:39,655 --> 00:56:41,121
Cheers, everyone.

981
00:56:41,123 --> 00:56:43,256
- ALL: Cheers!
- Love you all.

982
00:56:43,258 --> 00:56:45,193
[APPLAUSE]

983
00:57:03,611 --> 00:57:06,214
- Hey!
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING]

984
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:11,117
- MAN 1: Oh, shit, dude!
- MAN 2: Oh, my God!

985
00:57:17,557 --> 00:57:19,957
- ALL: Cheers.
- RICHARD: Thank you, thank you.

986
00:57:19,959 --> 00:57:22,262
[APPLAUSE]

987
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,801
Why are you here?

988
00:57:35,675 --> 00:57:36,942
Honey, please don't do this.

989
00:57:49,888 --> 00:57:51,090
Please don't do this.

990
00:57:54,393 --> 00:57:55,791
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

991
00:57:55,793 --> 00:57:57,061
He's got a gun!

992
00:57:57,630 --> 00:57:59,363
RICHARD: Jason, Jason!

993
00:57:59,365 --> 00:58:01,132
[SCREAMING]

994
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,481
Chief.

995
00:58:17,682 --> 00:58:18,950
That boy needs help.

996
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:34,132
- [DRUMS PLAYING]
- [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

997
00:59:06,495 --> 00:59:07,961
GRACE: Mr. Busy made it.

998
00:59:07,963 --> 00:59:09,665
Can you pass me
the indigo please?

999
00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:13,001
How can we have an indigo fairy
princess without blue, huh?

1000
00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:15,103
Indigo blue?

1001
00:59:17,339 --> 00:59:18,873
Hey, Grace,
where should I put the DJ?

1002
00:59:19,574 --> 00:59:21,976
Hmm, can you do the honors
for me, sir?

1003
00:59:22,678 --> 00:59:24,110
He has magical powers,

1004
00:59:24,112 --> 00:59:25,713
so if you're very nice
and sit very still,

1005
00:59:25,715 --> 00:59:29,015
he'll transform you into
the awesome indigo princess.

1006
00:59:29,017 --> 00:59:31,751
But he doesn't have
the nose for magic.

1007
00:59:31,753 --> 00:59:33,219
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1008
00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:34,554
He has the magic.

1009
00:59:34,556 --> 00:59:36,291
He just can't remember
how to use it.

1010
00:59:39,126 --> 00:59:40,361
GRACE: Boop.

1011
00:59:52,373 --> 00:59:54,274
CHIEF: Well, wish me luck.

1012
00:59:57,544 --> 00:59:59,546
Well, if you want
to reschedule, I'm flexible.

1013
01:00:00,647 --> 01:00:02,549
Don't wanna cancel you
altogether.

1014
01:00:04,117 --> 01:00:05,552
Yeah, I'm disappointed.

1015
01:00:09,390 --> 01:00:11,956
Oh, wow, look at you, princess.

1016
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:13,394
Chief Magic Hands.

1017
01:00:13,926 --> 01:00:16,262
And he's teaching me
the magic words.

1018
01:00:16,797 --> 01:00:19,263
- Poetry,
- See, I trusted him.

1019
01:00:19,265 --> 01:00:21,198
Now he trusts me.

1020
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,635
Sounds like a life metaphor.

1021
01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:27,237
- I'll have cat whiskers.
- I'm next after her.

1022
01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:31,074
<i>♪ We can go to a place
Where you never been ♪</i>

1023
01:00:31,076 --> 01:00:35,679
<i>♪ We can do all the things
We more than friends ♪</i>

1024
01:00:35,681 --> 01:00:38,785
<i>♪ No, no, no, no, no
Baby put those games to an end ♪</i>

1025
01:00:39,519 --> 01:00:41,319
EDDIE:
Put three tears under this eye,

1026
01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,088
like a tattoo.

1027
01:01:05,276 --> 01:01:07,945
Hey, do 'em in red.

1028
01:01:08,747 --> 01:01:09,980
Like blood.

1029
01:01:10,714 --> 01:01:12,216
[LAUGHTER]

1030
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,669
Yo, you think your brother
would like this?

1031
01:01:33,503 --> 01:01:36,137
- Shit's whack.
- Yeah, it ain't happening.

1032
01:01:36,139 --> 01:01:37,707
I think it's funny.

1033
01:01:38,408 --> 01:01:41,409
- What do you think?
- Yeah, what you think, clown?

1034
01:01:41,411 --> 01:01:42,912
You're supposed to be
the funny guy, right?

1035
01:01:43,513 --> 01:01:45,148
You think this shit is funny.

1036
01:01:52,922 --> 01:01:55,121
Ha, see? An unbiased opinion.

1037
01:01:55,123 --> 01:01:56,493
Fair and balanced.

1038
01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,762
Do I know you?

1039
01:02:04,266 --> 01:02:06,535
What, can't talk?

1040
01:02:07,503 --> 01:02:09,570
MARIA: Yo, your brother's here,
we gotta bounce.

1041
01:02:09,572 --> 01:02:11,540
- He's not done.
- [MARIA SPEAKING SPANISH]

1042
01:02:22,283 --> 01:02:23,551
I know you from somewhere.

1043
01:02:24,853 --> 01:02:26,120
It'll come to me.

1044
01:02:26,921 --> 01:02:28,523
Get yourself some voice lessons.

1045
01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:34,596
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1046
01:02:37,933 --> 01:02:39,500
You handled that really well.

1047
01:02:40,568 --> 01:02:42,236
You didn't react
to his negative energy.

1048
01:02:42,737 --> 01:02:45,405
And you didn't even kill
the beetle crawling up your arm.

1049
01:02:52,145 --> 01:02:53,346
You can see it?

1050
01:02:54,014 --> 01:02:55,047
Of course.

1051
01:02:55,549 --> 01:02:57,585
I try not to kill
any living creature either.

1052
01:02:58,986 --> 01:03:00,755
All life is precious, right?

1053
01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:11,565
Here's, uh, here's part
of what I owe you for your bike.

1054
01:03:22,742 --> 01:03:25,244
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: <i>Do you
suffer from severe depression,</i>

1055
01:03:25,779 --> 01:03:29,214
<i>anxiety,
thoughts of hopelessness,</i>

1056
01:03:29,748 --> 01:03:31,082
<i>loneliness?</i>

1057
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:33,217
<i>You're not alone.</i>

1058
01:03:33,986 --> 01:03:36,118
<i>Millions of Americans do, too.</i>

1059
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,555
JONESIE:
<i>Where the hell have you been?</i>

1060
01:03:38,156 --> 01:03:39,257
What happened to your face?

1061
01:03:40,158 --> 01:03:42,358
Come on, I've been losing
my mind out here, come on.

1062
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,626
- CHIEF: You cleaned up?
- Yeah, of course.

1063
01:03:43,628 --> 01:03:45,064
Are you listening to me?
Come on.

1064
01:03:45,898 --> 01:03:47,098
- Hey.
- What?

1065
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:50,433
- You've been spying on my wife.
- It's called recon, sir.

1066
01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:52,168
Something you
should've done more of.

1067
01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,338
Oh, yeah.

1068
01:03:53,972 --> 01:03:54,939
What's that shit mean?

1069
01:03:55,673 --> 01:03:58,941
It means you can't trust
none of these motherfuckers.

1070
01:03:58,943 --> 01:04:01,846
None of them. Go ahead.

1071
01:04:04,983 --> 01:04:06,783
There, listen.

1072
01:04:07,884 --> 01:04:09,420
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

1073
01:04:11,689 --> 01:04:13,154
All right,
he's a performance artist

1074
01:04:13,156 --> 01:04:14,759
- with shitty taste in music.
- No.

1075
01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:17,294
Listen closer.

1076
01:04:18,629 --> 01:04:21,896
<i>♪ I am anti-everything ♪</i>

1077
01:04:21,898 --> 01:04:24,599
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

1078
01:04:24,601 --> 01:04:27,035
MAX: <i>You think you can
get out of here?</i>

1079
01:04:27,037 --> 01:04:28,702
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

1080
01:04:28,704 --> 01:04:31,305
MAX: <i>I'm gonna fucking kill you!</i>

1081
01:04:31,307 --> 01:04:32,376
<i>Are you ready for me?</i>

1082
01:04:33,210 --> 01:04:35,043
JONESIE: <i>He's got that missing
girl chained up in there.</i>

1083
01:04:35,045 --> 01:04:37,311
So, we call the cops,
we let 'em do their job.

1084
01:04:37,313 --> 01:04:38,713
This is your brother's place.

1085
01:04:38,715 --> 01:04:40,314
What if we're wrong?
You don't want them

1086
01:04:40,316 --> 01:04:41,815
writing you're crazy
in their police report.

1087
01:04:41,817 --> 01:04:44,151
Come on, Chief,
put on your man pants.

1088
01:04:44,153 --> 01:04:45,254
We bust in there.

1089
01:04:45,888 --> 01:04:47,288
We save the girl.

1090
01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:50,523
We become heroes.

1091
01:04:50,525 --> 01:04:52,826
We'll be up on T-fucking-V,
YouTube,

1092
01:04:52,828 --> 01:04:55,294
internet, interviews,
all of it, all right?

1093
01:04:55,296 --> 01:04:56,864
The whole world
will be listening to us.

1094
01:04:56,866 --> 01:04:58,565
They won't be able
to ignore us anymore.

1095
01:04:58,567 --> 01:05:00,369
We'll finally get our answers.

1096
01:05:07,842 --> 01:05:09,842
- What the fuck?
- Ahh, be very careful.

1097
01:05:09,844 --> 01:05:12,480
Merc rigged this shit to blow.
One wrong combination...

1098
01:05:14,281 --> 01:05:15,482
Shit, man.

1099
01:05:19,386 --> 01:05:21,890
Hey, hey, hey.
Jonesie, you trust me?

1100
01:05:22,524 --> 01:05:23,990
- Yeah.
- Let me lead this op,

1101
01:05:23,992 --> 01:05:26,793
like old times.
And you, you just guard my six.

1102
01:05:26,795 --> 01:05:29,028
- You got it?
- Yes, sir.

1103
01:05:29,030 --> 01:05:31,530
MALE ANCHOR: <i>...have died
in the US from flu enzymes</i>

1104
01:05:31,532 --> 01:05:34,566
<i>than ever died overseas.
This is a trend.</i>

1105
01:05:34,568 --> 01:05:36,802
<i>If we care about our soldiers
and our veterans,</i>

1106
01:05:36,804 --> 01:05:38,637
<i>we have to do something
about it.</i>

1107
01:05:38,639 --> 01:05:40,440
<i>There's a war going on...</i>

1108
01:05:41,709 --> 01:05:42,843
All right.

1109
01:05:44,645 --> 01:05:46,978
<i>♪ One in the chamber
More on the way ♪</i>

1110
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,680
<i>♪ We going pop, pop, pop
In the USA ♪</i>

1111
01:05:48,682 --> 01:05:51,116
Jonesie, dial it down,
dial it down, man.

1112
01:05:51,118 --> 01:05:53,219
You dial it up.
Come on, Chief.

1113
01:05:54,088 --> 01:05:55,753
Take a little hit,
just once, come on.

1114
01:05:55,755 --> 01:05:58,255
Come on, there we go, mm-hmm.

1115
01:05:58,257 --> 01:06:00,259
[JONESIE HUMMING]

1116
01:06:01,027 --> 01:06:04,294
<i>♪ Going pop, pop, pop
In the USA ♪</i>

1117
01:06:04,296 --> 01:06:06,797
<i>♪ One in the chamber
More on the way ♪</i>

1118
01:06:06,799 --> 01:06:09,869
<i>♪ We going pop, pop, pop
In the USA ♪</i>

1119
01:06:18,077 --> 01:06:20,512
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

1120
01:06:25,650 --> 01:06:27,351
[WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING]

1121
01:06:34,459 --> 01:06:37,393
<i>♪ I am anti-everything ♪</i>

1122
01:06:37,395 --> 01:06:39,765
<i>♪ Anti-everything ♪</i>

1123
01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:44,167
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

1124
01:06:44,169 --> 01:06:46,403
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

1125
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,042
[MAX SHOUTING]

1126
01:06:57,348 --> 01:06:58,949
[SCREAMING]

1127
01:07:00,085 --> 01:07:01,886
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

1128
01:07:06,724 --> 01:07:09,124
JONESIE:
I fucked up. I fucked up.

1129
01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:12,729
- I always do.
- Jonesie, get your shit together!

1130
01:07:13,997 --> 01:07:16,833
- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
- You're crazy.

1131
01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:19,399
You're crazy!

1132
01:07:19,401 --> 01:07:21,236
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, please.

1133
01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:23,172
No one got hurt, brother.
No one got hurt.

1134
01:07:23,174 --> 01:07:24,307
Come on, give me your hand.

1135
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,943
I was standing my ground!

1136
01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:29,045
I should've killed you.

1137
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:32,280
<i>♪ I am anti-everything ♪</i>

1138
01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:33,981
<i>♪ You won't take me alive ♪</i>

1139
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:38,385
<i>♪ I'd rather die
Than live in this prison ♪</i>

1140
01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:41,688
<i>♪ I am anti-everything ♪</i>

1141
01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:43,623
FEMALE ANCHOR:
<i>And breaking news has come in</i>

1142
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,159
<i>saying that one
in five Americans</i>

1143
01:07:45,161 --> 01:07:47,494
<i>are now being prescribed
antidepressants.</i>

1144
01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:48,995
- Jonesie.
- <i>Since 2008,</i>

1145
01:07:48,997 --> 01:07:51,865
<i>this has led
to a 23 percent increase</i>

1146
01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:53,967
<i>in suicides directly related</i>

1147
01:07:53,969 --> 01:07:56,770
<i>to this increased use
of antidepressants.</i>

1148
01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:59,405
- <i>So, we are becoming a nation...</i>
- Jonesie!

1149
01:07:59,407 --> 01:08:01,540
FEMALE ANCHOR:
<i>...and over-prescribed</i>

1150
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:03,477
<i>at dangerous, dangerous levels.</i>

1151
01:08:04,145 --> 01:08:05,811
Jonesie, we messed up, man.

1152
01:08:05,813 --> 01:08:09,282
All right?
No one got hurt, okay?

1153
01:08:09,284 --> 01:08:10,482
So, don't sweat it.

1154
01:08:10,484 --> 01:08:11,952
[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

1155
01:08:11,954 --> 01:08:13,921
- Jonesie?
- GRACE: <i>It's me, Grace.</i>

1156
01:08:15,022 --> 01:08:16,655
<i>So,
I have a question to ask you,</i>

1157
01:08:16,657 --> 01:08:18,190
<i>and I know it's
gonna sound crazy.</i>

1158
01:08:18,192 --> 01:08:20,094
<i>Good or bad, I want you
to answer honestly.</i>

1159
01:08:20,962 --> 01:08:21,929
Okay.

1160
01:08:22,830 --> 01:08:24,431
How attractive do you find me?

1161
01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:26,433
From like one to ten.

1162
01:08:27,201 --> 01:08:28,702
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

1163
01:08:30,604 --> 01:08:31,738
Uh, you know,

1164
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:34,639
my head's not really there
right now.

1165
01:08:34,641 --> 01:08:35,941
GRACE: <i>Okay, sorry, it's just,</i>

1166
01:08:35,943 --> 01:08:37,742
I don't want to have
another of those

1167
01:08:37,744 --> 01:08:39,644
<i>"I've always found you
attractive" conversations</i>

1168
01:08:39,646 --> 01:08:42,614
from a male friend
who I trusted to be

1169
01:08:42,616 --> 01:08:43,750
just a friend.

1170
01:08:45,218 --> 01:08:47,318
- Okay.
- GRACE: <i>So...</i>

1171
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,520
my ex can't make it
to Big Bear this weekend.

1172
01:08:50,522 --> 01:08:52,323
Her ex-husband's being a dick.

1173
01:08:52,325 --> 01:08:54,958
What, your ex, your ex is a her?

1174
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,160
<i>Yeah.</i>

1175
01:08:56,162 --> 01:08:58,329
Whether my soul mate
comes as male or female,

1176
01:08:58,331 --> 01:08:59,531
I'm not prejudiced.

1177
01:09:00,367 --> 01:09:02,633
- Okay.
- So, I was wondering

1178
01:09:02,635 --> 01:09:05,270
if you wanted to get
into nature this weekend.

1179
01:09:05,272 --> 01:09:06,405
<i>No pressure.</i>

1180
01:09:07,139 --> 01:09:10,674
Wait, you... you're...
you're inviting me to Big Bear?

1181
01:09:10,676 --> 01:09:12,541
<i>Yeah,
but I'm about full disclosure</i>

1182
01:09:12,543 --> 01:09:14,510
and keeping my life
drama-free, so...

1183
01:09:14,512 --> 01:09:16,579
Oh, okay, okay,
so you want to know if...

1184
01:09:16,581 --> 01:09:18,082
if I can resist you.

1185
01:09:20,452 --> 01:09:22,252
I'm a nudist,
I'm brutally honest,

1186
01:09:22,254 --> 01:09:24,587
and for the next few days,
I won't give a shit

1187
01:09:24,589 --> 01:09:26,023
about your feelings.

1188
01:09:26,025 --> 01:09:30,026
All right, so you're a bisexual,
nudist, vegan,

1189
01:09:30,028 --> 01:09:32,396
<i>tantrically aware,
erotic filmmaker</i>

1190
01:09:32,398 --> 01:09:35,865
who doesn't feel like playing
dick deflection on her vacation.

1191
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:37,632
- Yes.
- <i>Uh-huh.</i>

1192
01:09:37,634 --> 01:09:40,138
And, and I'm your second choice
for Big Bear.

1193
01:09:43,206 --> 01:09:44,640
Third choice.

1194
01:09:44,642 --> 01:09:47,076
Whatever, okay.
Point is, you are inviting me,

1195
01:09:47,078 --> 01:09:50,913
and you know that I'm unemployed
and I'm divorced

1196
01:09:50,915 --> 01:09:52,716
and I'm going through
a lot of shit right now.

1197
01:09:53,351 --> 01:09:54,985
Yes, and we get back on Monday.

1198
01:09:56,086 --> 01:09:57,120
Well...

1199
01:10:00,523 --> 01:10:02,125
<i>Yeah, well, you know what, um,</i>

1200
01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:04,627
I do need to get
my head together.

1201
01:10:05,628 --> 01:10:07,496
So, this isn't an ego bruiser?

1202
01:10:08,598 --> 01:10:09,900
[CHIEF SIGHS]

1203
01:10:10,767 --> 01:10:13,837
I don't think I have
much ego left to bruise.

1204
01:10:16,073 --> 01:10:19,073
I'll pick you up
tomorrow morning at 08:00 a.m.

1205
01:10:19,075 --> 01:10:20,910
Okay. 0800.

1206
01:10:21,577 --> 01:10:22,912
<i>I'll be ready.</i>

1207
01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:25,547
[PHONE DISCONNECTS]

1208
01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:40,928
<i>♪ Don't shoot us down ♪</i>

1209
01:10:40,930 --> 01:10:43,999
<i>♪ We're the victims here ♪</i>

1210
01:10:44,899 --> 01:10:48,436
<i>♪ Dirt on the ground ♪</i>

1211
01:10:49,471 --> 01:10:56,611
<i>♪ Still the world
Just goes around ♪</i>

1212
01:10:58,146 --> 01:11:00,446
Hey, uh, you know what,
don't touch that one.

1213
01:11:00,448 --> 01:11:01,750
It's wired to blow.

1214
01:11:02,516 --> 01:11:03,785
Funny.

1215
01:11:12,494 --> 01:11:16,296
<i>♪ The world just goes around ♪</i>

1216
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:22,002
This cabin is built on the edge
of the national forest.

1217
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:25,806
It seems endless.

1218
01:11:32,612 --> 01:11:34,446
CHIEF:
My wife always used to say,

1219
01:11:34,448 --> 01:11:35,782
"Nature is God's art."

1220
01:11:36,483 --> 01:11:38,548
GRACE:
But... what if we believe

1221
01:11:38,550 --> 01:11:39,819
there are killers out here,

1222
01:11:40,386 --> 01:11:41,921
waiting to get us right now?

1223
01:11:42,522 --> 01:11:43,787
If we believe that,

1224
01:11:43,789 --> 01:11:45,591
all of this
would seem scary, right?

1225
01:11:47,827 --> 01:11:49,560
They say that people
who believe in Jesus

1226
01:11:49,562 --> 01:11:50,895
see him when they die,

1227
01:11:50,897 --> 01:11:52,296
and Buddhists see Buddha,

1228
01:11:52,298 --> 01:11:54,798
and kids who have
near-death experiences

1229
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,070
say they see the white light
and fuzzy animals.

1230
01:11:57,836 --> 01:11:59,470
What if you don't know
what you believe?

1231
01:11:59,472 --> 01:12:01,805
Then you see
departed friends or family.

1232
01:12:01,807 --> 01:12:03,141
Whatever helps you transition.

1233
01:12:03,809 --> 01:12:05,341
You think we see what we expect?

1234
01:12:05,343 --> 01:12:07,312
In life and death,
it's all about perspective.

1235
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,149
Close your eyes.

1236
01:12:12,117 --> 01:12:13,251
Close your eyes!

1237
01:12:14,753 --> 01:12:15,654
What are you seeing?

1238
01:12:16,788 --> 01:12:19,122
CHIEF: <i>I see my buddies having
a nervous breakdown</i>

1239
01:12:19,124 --> 01:12:21,059
<i>and my best friend
fucking my wife.</i>

1240
01:12:22,793 --> 01:12:24,095
And what else?

1241
01:12:25,096 --> 01:12:28,165
Mm... you got nice boobs.

1242
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:32,603
And I'm too old for you.

1243
01:12:33,371 --> 01:12:34,636
And?

1244
01:12:34,638 --> 01:12:36,207
And maybe
I'm disappointed in me,

1245
01:12:36,941 --> 01:12:38,774
that I couldn't be
the better man and...

1246
01:12:38,776 --> 01:12:40,211
just wish 'em both well.

1247
01:12:46,183 --> 01:12:48,084
Maybe I'm afraid of dying alone,

1248
01:12:48,685 --> 01:12:51,555
- not amounting to much.
- [FIRE CACKLING]

1249
01:12:52,122 --> 01:12:53,756
Just no one giving a shit.

1250
01:12:58,028 --> 01:12:59,696
We all crave recognition.

1251
01:13:00,830 --> 01:13:02,098
We all look for love.

1252
01:13:04,434 --> 01:13:08,071
Well... I'd settle
for some attention.

1253
01:13:21,417 --> 01:13:23,119
[CAMERA WHIRRING]

1254
01:13:26,255 --> 01:13:30,359
<i>♪ We desire to sin ♪</i>

1255
01:13:33,495 --> 01:13:39,368
<i>♪ For it makes us
Feel important ♪</i>

1256
01:13:43,872 --> 01:13:46,441
<i>♪ There are voices ♪</i>

1257
01:13:48,443 --> 01:13:52,146
<i>♪ In your head ♪</i>

1258
01:13:52,847 --> 01:13:57,817
<i>♪ Or we may just be broken ♪</i>

1259
01:14:06,927 --> 01:14:11,032
<i>♪ Can you feel her staring? ♪</i>

1260
01:14:11,666 --> 01:14:16,335
<i>♪ With her eyes on the prize ♪</i>

1261
01:14:16,337 --> 01:14:21,239
<i>♪ Let her fire consume you ♪</i>

1262
01:14:21,241 --> 01:14:25,911
<i>♪ Ease all your pain away ♪</i>

1263
01:14:28,247 --> 01:14:33,320
<i>♪ Oh, watch it vanish ♪</i>

1264
01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:41,626
YOGA INSTRUCTOR:
<i>Forgive yourself,</i>

1265
01:14:41,628 --> 01:14:43,963
<i>and remain focused
on your breath.</i>

1266
01:15:04,983 --> 01:15:06,452
You made me do this.

1267
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:13,024
<i>♪ Can you feel her staring? ♪</i>

1268
01:15:18,696 --> 01:15:24,035
<i>♪ With her eyes on the prize ♪</i>

1269
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:33,977
<i>♪ Let her fire consume you ♪</i>

1270
01:15:38,048 --> 01:15:43,352
<i>♪ Ease all your pain away ♪</i>

1271
01:15:45,590 --> 01:15:48,025
I'll cut you like
a fish if you lie to me.

1272
01:15:48,859 --> 01:15:49,859
What did he tell you?

1273
01:15:50,394 --> 01:15:52,127
- Please, I don't know.
- Hey!

1274
01:15:52,129 --> 01:15:53,297
Wrong answer.

1275
01:16:01,237 --> 01:16:03,404
Why do all you bitches lie?

1276
01:16:03,406 --> 01:16:05,374
[GRACE SCREAMS]

1277
01:16:33,669 --> 01:16:35,003
You okay?

1278
01:16:41,176 --> 01:16:43,378
Go back to sleep,
you silly man.

1279
01:16:54,521 --> 01:16:56,358
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1280
01:17:02,162 --> 01:17:03,831
If you're a nudist,
aren't you supposed to be nude?

1281
01:17:04,598 --> 01:17:07,568
- Wishful thinker.
- False advertiser.

1282
01:17:08,635 --> 01:17:09,902
GRACE: Sure.

1283
01:17:12,305 --> 01:17:15,174
So, what happened last night?

1284
01:17:16,476 --> 01:17:18,442
I think your yoga tape
just gave me

1285
01:17:18,444 --> 01:17:20,247
some freaked-out dreams is all.

1286
01:17:21,415 --> 01:17:23,316
I'm gonna make us
that bomb vegan dinner tonight.

1287
01:17:23,817 --> 01:17:25,351
- No dead animals?
- No.

1288
01:17:25,952 --> 01:17:27,253
And you won't even miss them.

1289
01:17:29,389 --> 01:17:30,423
Adios!

1290
01:17:34,861 --> 01:17:36,995
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1291
01:18:09,261 --> 01:18:11,996
CHIEF: <i>Jonesie,
you've been spying on my wife?</i>

1292
01:18:13,097 --> 01:18:14,563
JONESIE: <i>It's called recon, sir.</i>

1293
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:15,966
<i>Something you
should've done more of.</i>

1294
01:18:16,467 --> 01:18:18,935
<i>It means you can't trust
none of these motherfuckers.</i>

1295
01:18:28,244 --> 01:18:30,812
CHIEF:
Jonesie, it's for your own good.

1296
01:18:30,814 --> 01:18:32,383
I gotta put this somewhere safe.

1297
01:18:35,952 --> 01:18:37,187
No one's gonna get hurt.

1298
01:18:38,988 --> 01:18:40,123
We all good.

1299
01:18:43,259 --> 01:18:44,360
[CAMERA CLICKS]

1300
01:18:51,734 --> 01:18:53,669
Safe keeping.

1301
01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:58,341
[COUGHING]

1302
01:19:06,048 --> 01:19:08,550
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

1303
01:19:11,118 --> 01:19:13,152
- Hello?
- JONESIE: <i>You fucked us.</i>

1304
01:19:13,154 --> 01:19:14,556
<i>For that yoga bitch?</i>

1305
01:19:15,456 --> 01:19:16,857
Jonesie?

1306
01:19:16,859 --> 01:19:18,626
JONESIE: <i>Now I have
to come after both of you.</i>

1307
01:19:19,661 --> 01:19:20,996
Jonesie!

1308
01:19:24,065 --> 01:19:25,066
Jonesie!

1309
01:19:25,567 --> 01:19:28,569
- Jonesie.
- [CALL DISTORTING]

1310
01:19:29,938 --> 01:19:31,570
You've been tracking me
through my cell phone

1311
01:19:31,572 --> 01:19:33,441
this whole time,
huh, motherfucker?

1312
01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:36,375
- Jonesie!
- [DIAL TONE RINGING]

1313
01:19:36,377 --> 01:19:38,276
GRACE: <i>Hello,
I'm not there to take your call.</i>

1314
01:19:38,278 --> 01:19:40,044
- <i>If you leave me a message, I'll get back to you...</i>
- Shit.

1315
01:19:40,046 --> 01:19:42,180
- <i>...as soon as I get this.</i>
- [VOICE MAIL BEEPS]

1316
01:19:42,182 --> 01:19:43,716
Grace.

1317
01:19:43,718 --> 01:19:44,783
Grace, listen, listen,

1318
01:19:44,785 --> 01:19:46,387
I want you to lock
all the doors.

1319
01:19:48,021 --> 01:19:49,155
Shit.

1320
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:52,290
[GRUNTS]

1321
01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,794
[COUGHING]

1322
01:19:56,496 --> 01:19:57,631
Hey!

1323
01:20:10,844 --> 01:20:11,745
Hey!

1324
01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:13,580
I just need directions!

1325
01:20:18,685 --> 01:20:20,252
CHIEF:
Man, I'm not gonna hurt you.

1326
01:20:25,524 --> 01:20:26,458
Hey!

1327
01:20:32,832 --> 01:20:34,300
[PANTING]

1328
01:20:37,503 --> 01:20:38,835
- Hey.
- God no, don't hurt me.

1329
01:20:38,837 --> 01:20:40,437
- Hey.
- Don't hurt me, don't hurt me.

1330
01:20:40,439 --> 01:20:42,338
- [PANTING]
- I'm not gonna hurt you.

1331
01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:43,776
I'm not gonna hurt you...
you okay?

1332
01:20:48,313 --> 01:20:51,314
We're all goin'...
we're all goin' to hell.

1333
01:20:51,316 --> 01:20:52,684
- SHEP: Hands in the air.
- [COCKS GUN]

1334
01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:57,622
I said get them goddamn
hands in the air.

1335
01:20:59,257 --> 01:21:01,159
- I didn't say nothing.
- Shut up, faggot.

1336
01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:04,328
Drop the shovel.

1337
01:21:10,634 --> 01:21:12,167
Hm...

1338
01:21:12,169 --> 01:21:13,768
[SHEP WHISTLES]

1339
01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:14,738
Uh-uh.

1340
01:21:15,973 --> 01:21:17,273
This meant for us?

1341
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:24,581
How many of 'em are you?

1342
01:21:25,215 --> 01:21:26,116
I'm alone.

1343
01:21:26,984 --> 01:21:31,953
I... I didn't see nobody else,
I swear.

1344
01:21:31,955 --> 01:21:34,254
Shut the fuck up,
what'd I tell you?

1345
01:21:34,256 --> 01:21:35,458
Now get your ass up.

1346
01:21:35,959 --> 01:21:37,491
Get your fuckin' ass up.

1347
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:38,961
You, get over there,
behind him, march.

1348
01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:40,997
In a line,
get your ass over there.

1349
01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:44,533
Don't you look back at me, boy.
This is gonna end bad for you.

1350
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,740
[SHEP WHISTLING]

1351
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:53,743
Eyes forward.

1352
01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:56,411
Get your ass over that bridge.

1353
01:21:59,147 --> 01:22:00,582
Turn around, walk your ass on.

1354
01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:03,483
Oh, Meth!

1355
01:22:03,485 --> 01:22:04,886
Look what I brung ya.

1356
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:07,988
[SHEP CHUCKLES]

1357
01:22:07,990 --> 01:22:10,090
Well, what do we have here?

1358
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,494
Dumb, plus one.

1359
01:22:13,395 --> 01:22:15,895
- Shitface, wake your ass up.
- [MAN SNORING]

1360
01:22:15,897 --> 01:22:17,930
- Fellas, what's going on?
- [CLATTERS]

1361
01:22:17,932 --> 01:22:21,400
- SHEP: What's goin' on is...
- [CHIEF GRUNTS]

1362
01:22:21,402 --> 01:22:23,805
...is I ask the questions,
asshole.

1363
01:22:27,941 --> 01:22:30,044
Where is it, huh? Huh?

1364
01:22:30,911 --> 01:22:33,746
- Ain't got no badge?
- MAN: Yeah, he had a piece.

1365
01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:35,748
We should just go
and clear out of here

1366
01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:39,018
- while we got t... time.
- SHEP: I got a better idea.

1367
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:41,522
You shut the fuck up,
you lock him up.

1368
01:22:42,089 --> 01:22:43,289
Yes, sir.

1369
01:22:45,559 --> 01:22:48,561
[OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1370
01:23:11,117 --> 01:23:12,317
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

1371
01:23:16,555 --> 01:23:18,021
CHIEF: <i>Grace, listen.</i>

1372
01:23:18,023 --> 01:23:19,457
<i>Listen, I want you
to lock all the doors.</i>

1373
01:23:19,459 --> 01:23:21,158
[DRONE BLADES WHIRRING]

1374
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,228
[PANTING]

1375
01:23:24,329 --> 01:23:25,530
[GRUNTS]

1376
01:23:26,431 --> 01:23:28,132
[MAN SNORING]

1377
01:23:28,134 --> 01:23:29,634
[GRUNTS]

1378
01:23:34,338 --> 01:23:36,407
- [MAN SNORES]
- MAN: Shut the fuck up!

1379
01:23:38,309 --> 01:23:41,012
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1380
01:23:47,619 --> 01:23:50,755
If you can meet with triumph
and disaster,

1381
01:23:52,256 --> 01:23:54,757
and treat those two imposters
just the same...

1382
01:23:54,759 --> 01:23:57,628
You can dream
and not make dreams your master.

1383
01:23:59,797 --> 01:24:01,564
Told you this is all FUBAR.

1384
01:24:02,099 --> 01:24:03,397
This time you're on your own.

1385
01:24:03,399 --> 01:24:04,332
CHIEF:
Jonesie, quit fuckin' around

1386
01:24:04,334 --> 01:24:05,533
and get me out of here.

1387
01:24:05,535 --> 01:24:06,870
- [CHAINS RATTLING]
- [GRUNTS]

1388
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,484
[CLATTERING]

1389
01:24:38,634 --> 01:24:39,936
What the fuck is going on?

1390
01:24:42,071 --> 01:24:43,305
I think you know.

1391
01:24:45,974 --> 01:24:46,909
He didn't see you.

1392
01:24:55,218 --> 01:24:56,385
I'm your IF.

1393
01:24:58,053 --> 01:24:59,254
Your imaginary friend.

1394
01:24:59,755 --> 01:25:00,923
Just like your roaches.

1395
01:25:05,294 --> 01:25:06,427
That's right, Chief.

1396
01:25:07,929 --> 01:25:09,162
Think back.

1397
01:25:09,164 --> 01:25:10,798
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1398
01:25:13,768 --> 01:25:15,234
Jonesie.

1399
01:25:15,236 --> 01:25:16,503
You look exactly the same, man.

1400
01:25:17,104 --> 01:25:20,106
- What's this all about?
- JONESIE: You needed me, so here I am.

1401
01:25:20,108 --> 01:25:21,075
Pachelbel.

1402
01:25:22,009 --> 01:25:23,110
Keep your head straight.

1403
01:25:24,078 --> 01:25:25,847
Especially
on the 4th of July.

1404
01:25:29,116 --> 01:25:30,717
CHIEF:
<i>You've been spying on my wife.</i>

1405
01:25:34,354 --> 01:25:35,956
[CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPPING]

1406
01:25:37,224 --> 01:25:38,556
<i>It's called recon, sir.</i>

1407
01:25:38,558 --> 01:25:39,893
[CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPPING]

1408
01:25:43,697 --> 01:25:45,632
Are you freaking following me?

1409
01:25:50,469 --> 01:25:51,671
No!

1410
01:25:52,571 --> 01:25:54,138
- No.
- Jonesie...

1411
01:25:54,140 --> 01:25:55,706
- Don't say anything.
- ...tell 'em what you told me.

1412
01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:57,443
CHIEF:
He's gonna think you're crazy.

1413
01:25:58,144 --> 01:25:59,511
[TIRES SQUEALING]

1414
01:26:00,347 --> 01:26:03,180
[SIRENS WAILING]

1415
01:26:03,182 --> 01:26:05,017
You're crazier than me.

1416
01:26:05,784 --> 01:26:07,853
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

1417
01:26:11,258 --> 01:26:13,058
Jonesie. Jonesie!

1418
01:26:13,659 --> 01:26:14,927
Get your shit together.

1419
01:26:16,262 --> 01:26:18,630
You're crazy. You're crazy!

1420
01:26:19,430 --> 01:26:20,665
No one got hurt, right?

1421
01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:22,067
Huh?

1422
01:26:22,634 --> 01:26:24,002
[MAX WHIMPERS]

1423
01:26:25,403 --> 01:26:27,005
You gonna give me shave too?

1424
01:26:27,972 --> 01:26:29,906
- [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
- Hey.

1425
01:26:29,908 --> 01:26:31,143
Who wants to do the honors?

1426
01:26:35,180 --> 01:26:36,946
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

1427
01:26:36,948 --> 01:26:39,416
<i>♪ Painted false pictures ♪</i>

1428
01:26:40,484 --> 01:26:43,321
<i>♪ Clouded my vision, oh ♪</i>

1429
01:26:44,421 --> 01:26:49,660
<i>♪ You didn't stop
Until you took it all ♪</i>

1430
01:26:52,296 --> 01:26:54,628
CHIEF: If you can keep
your head when all about you

1431
01:26:54,630 --> 01:26:56,165
are losing theirs
and blaming it on you,

1432
01:26:56,167 --> 01:26:58,334
if you can trust yourself
when all men doubt you

1433
01:26:58,336 --> 01:27:00,568
but make allowances
for their doubting too.

1434
01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:02,172
If you can wait
and not be tired by waiting,

1435
01:27:02,673 --> 01:27:03,907
or being lied about...

1436
01:27:04,942 --> 01:27:06,442
TURELL: Happy birthday, Chief.

1437
01:27:07,244 --> 01:27:08,609
To the only motherfucker

1438
01:27:08,611 --> 01:27:10,412
who could have gotten us
out of here alive.

1439
01:27:10,414 --> 01:27:11,879
- KC: <i>Look at him right here.</i>
- JONESIE: <i>Ah, it's his birthday.</i>

1440
01:27:11,881 --> 01:27:14,048
- <i>Oh.</i>
- <i>Whose birthday is it?</i>

1441
01:27:14,050 --> 01:27:16,252
TURELL: <i>Look at this dude, look at
this ugly son of a bitch right here.</i>

1442
01:27:17,219 --> 01:27:20,322
- <i>HNIC, born on the what?</i>
- <i>4th of July.</i>

1443
01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:21,890
- TURELL: <i>Woo!
- Hey.</i>

1444
01:27:21,892 --> 01:27:23,724
- <i>Get in there, Merc.</i>
- <i>The world will never know...</i>

1445
01:27:23,726 --> 01:27:24,925
CHIEF:
<i>The world will never know.</i>

1446
01:27:24,927 --> 01:27:26,694
- MERC: <i>But we do.</i>
- We do.

1447
01:27:26,696 --> 01:27:28,464
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

1448
01:27:29,732 --> 01:27:31,198
JONESIE:
<i>Yeah, let's get to fuckin' work.</i>

1449
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,900
Most people don't trust me
to cut their hair

1450
01:27:32,902 --> 01:27:34,003
<i>anymore these days.</i>

1451
01:27:35,404 --> 01:27:36,769
TURELL: <i>I'm an American!</i>

1452
01:27:36,771 --> 01:27:38,339
I got the right
to bear more arms

1453
01:27:38,341 --> 01:27:39,906
than anybody on this planet!

1454
01:27:39,908 --> 01:27:41,741
That'll get their attention.
Come get me!

1455
01:27:41,743 --> 01:27:43,444
<i>♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪</i>

1456
01:27:43,446 --> 01:27:46,512
- What's the exit strategy?
- <i>♪ Bomb's bursting in air ♪</i>

1457
01:27:46,514 --> 01:27:48,115
Shot up like a bunch
of crazies.

1458
01:27:48,117 --> 01:27:49,983
[CHIEF SINGING]

1459
01:27:49,985 --> 01:27:51,784
MERC: <i>You fuckin'
with my Second Amendment.</i>

1460
01:27:51,786 --> 01:27:56,621
<i>♪ That our flag
Was still there ♪</i>

1461
01:27:56,623 --> 01:27:57,991
JONESIE:
You're the medicated gun freak,

1462
01:27:57,993 --> 01:27:59,392
the paranoid surveillance nut,

1463
01:27:59,394 --> 01:28:01,495
the fucking time bomb
ready to explode.

1464
01:28:02,130 --> 01:28:04,563
We're gonna see you on the news
one day,

1465
01:28:04,565 --> 01:28:05,899
killin' a bunch of people.

1466
01:28:08,003 --> 01:28:08,937
Why?

1467
01:28:09,703 --> 01:28:11,371
Why, why, why?

1468
01:28:11,373 --> 01:28:13,807
Well, you needed a mission,
a reason to exist, and me...

1469
01:28:15,175 --> 01:28:17,111
I'm the last person
that believed in you.

1470
01:28:17,945 --> 01:28:20,979
JONESIE: <i>Your wife doesn't,
your brother doesn't,</i>

1471
01:28:20,981 --> 01:28:22,682
<i>your best friend doesn't.</i>

1472
01:28:23,616 --> 01:28:24,985
<i>But me and the team did.</i>

1473
01:28:26,853 --> 01:28:28,054
Till you got us killed.

1474
01:28:30,156 --> 01:28:31,423
No, man.

1475
01:28:31,425 --> 01:28:32,657
- No?
- No, no.

1476
01:28:32,659 --> 01:28:33,992
- No?
- No!

1477
01:28:33,994 --> 01:28:35,861
- Hm.
- No, that's bullshit!

1478
01:28:35,863 --> 01:28:38,696
- You led us into a trap.
- Come on, we're going in. Let's go.

1479
01:28:38,698 --> 01:28:40,365
That's an order!

1480
01:28:40,367 --> 01:28:42,033
<i>♪ There is ♪</i>

1481
01:28:42,035 --> 01:28:43,703
- Clear!
- <i>♪ A house ♪</i>

1482
01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:46,072
KC: Chief, you need to see this.

1483
01:28:48,241 --> 01:28:54,012
<i>♪ That they call
The rising sun ♪</i>

1484
01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:55,915
This ain't no meth lab.

1485
01:28:56,816 --> 01:28:58,418
<i>♪ And it's been ♪</i>

1486
01:28:58,985 --> 01:29:04,890
<i>♪ The ruin of many a poor boy ♪</i>

1487
01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:07,259
CHIEF: Get out now!

1488
01:29:08,326 --> 01:29:09,661
Oh!

1489
01:29:11,797 --> 01:29:13,631
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

1490
01:29:27,012 --> 01:29:29,978
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1491
01:29:29,980 --> 01:29:32,950
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1492
01:29:34,718 --> 01:29:37,254
JONESIE: You should have died
in there with the rest of us.

1493
01:29:38,322 --> 01:29:39,720
So why now, Chief?

1494
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:41,190
Well, it's not just
some chemical weapon

1495
01:29:41,192 --> 01:29:43,725
or your birthday
or the 4th of fuckin' July.

1496
01:29:43,727 --> 01:29:45,528
It's the anniversary
you got us killed,

1497
01:29:45,530 --> 01:29:46,764
you motherfucker you!

1498
01:29:47,998 --> 01:29:51,766
No! No!
You're not even fuckin' alive.

1499
01:29:51,768 --> 01:29:53,304
And you don't deserve
to be alive.

1500
01:29:54,037 --> 01:29:55,839
We're sick of it anyway.

1501
01:29:57,740 --> 01:29:58,975
It is time.

1502
01:30:01,643 --> 01:30:02,811
This is it.

1503
01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:04,713
Die here tonight,

1504
01:30:05,614 --> 01:30:06,850
before you hurt anybody else.

1505
01:30:10,019 --> 01:30:11,619
CHIEF: You're a loser.

1506
01:30:11,621 --> 01:30:14,190
Just... Just lose...

1507
01:30:15,091 --> 01:30:17,393
with whatever fuckin' dignity
you have left.

1508
01:30:20,129 --> 01:30:21,029
Please.

1509
01:30:26,835 --> 01:30:28,036
JONESIE: Die.

1510
01:30:44,118 --> 01:30:45,485
PREACHER:
<i>"Yea, though I walk through</i>

1511
01:30:45,487 --> 01:30:48,454
<i>the valley
of the shadow of death,</i>

1512
01:30:48,456 --> 01:30:50,024
<i>I will fear no evil..."</i>

1513
01:30:50,825 --> 01:30:52,558
- [GRUNTS]
- [CHAINS RATTLING]

1514
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:53,561
Jonesie!

1515
01:30:54,328 --> 01:30:56,329
CHIEF: <i>I didn't kill you guys!</i>

1516
01:30:56,331 --> 01:30:57,698
It wasn't my fault!

1517
01:31:02,103 --> 01:31:03,737
I didn't kill you guys.

1518
01:31:09,209 --> 01:31:10,110
Fuck!

1519
01:31:10,611 --> 01:31:11,778
Fuck...

1520
01:31:28,361 --> 01:31:30,397
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

1521
01:31:32,465 --> 01:31:33,400
[SNORES]

1522
01:31:43,809 --> 01:31:47,414
Who the hell are you?

1523
01:31:50,516 --> 01:31:52,051
SHEP:
Well, you ain't comin' down...

1524
01:31:52,985 --> 01:31:55,720
from this little contraption
till you talk.

1525
01:32:00,091 --> 01:32:01,392
- [GRUNTING]
- SHEP: Hey!

1526
01:32:01,993 --> 01:32:03,228
I'm talkin' to you.

1527
01:32:04,095 --> 01:32:06,431
Who are you?
Who do you fuckin' work for?

1528
01:32:07,865 --> 01:32:09,499
I don't know.

1529
01:32:09,501 --> 01:32:10,402
You don't know?

1530
01:32:12,870 --> 01:32:15,006
He don't know. He don't know.

1531
01:32:17,075 --> 01:32:19,242
We're at what is called
an impasse.

1532
01:32:19,244 --> 01:32:22,010
But what if he really is
just alone?

1533
01:32:22,012 --> 01:32:25,247
What if there's an army
of FBI agents out there

1534
01:32:25,249 --> 01:32:26,948
waitin' to ambush us, eh?

1535
01:32:26,950 --> 01:32:28,085
What then?

1536
01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,989
Know what I think?

1537
01:32:33,991 --> 01:32:36,226
I think it's time to play
burn blackie.

1538
01:32:38,328 --> 01:32:42,399
Let's see just how pink you are
on the inside, boy.

1539
01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:44,432
CHIEF: No.

1540
01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:46,370
[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

1541
01:32:50,674 --> 01:32:52,441
[SHEP LAUGHING]

1542
01:33:00,684 --> 01:33:01,984
GRACE: Chief!

1543
01:33:06,756 --> 01:33:10,990
- Chief. Hello!
- SHEP: I just want you to know

1544
01:33:10,992 --> 01:33:14,260
I'm not just
some deplorable hick asshole,

1545
01:33:14,262 --> 01:33:17,297
but somebody's gotta get shit
done around here,

1546
01:33:17,299 --> 01:33:19,535
and there's a chain
of goddamn command.

1547
01:33:21,803 --> 01:33:23,105
METH: Come on now, here we go.

1548
01:33:23,606 --> 01:33:24,540
Step up in there.

1549
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:26,542
We're gonna have us some fun.

1550
01:33:27,075 --> 01:33:28,176
Right this way.

1551
01:33:28,778 --> 01:33:30,145
SHEP: Oh, honey.

1552
01:33:30,645 --> 01:33:33,046
- METH: Just keep on walkin'.
- SHEP: We're home.

1553
01:33:33,048 --> 01:33:35,350
- [METH CHUCKLES]
- SHEP: Oh, look at her.

1554
01:33:35,916 --> 01:33:37,117
Now, we figured...

1555
01:33:38,085 --> 01:33:39,818
we'd let you have a little fun.

1556
01:33:39,820 --> 01:33:42,054
- METH: That's right.
- Before you die.

1557
01:33:42,056 --> 01:33:44,092
METH: We all gonna
have some fun. Get on in there.

1558
01:33:44,793 --> 01:33:46,159
[ALL CHUCKLING]

1559
01:33:46,161 --> 01:33:47,395
Get you comfortable.

1560
01:33:48,663 --> 01:33:51,497
- SHEP: Woo!
- METH: Come on, princess.

1561
01:33:51,499 --> 01:33:53,298
- STACEY: Get off me!
- METH: Get on your back then.

1562
01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:54,667
- Get off me.
- Been getting you

1563
01:33:54,669 --> 01:33:55,967
- ready for this.
- Stop!

1564
01:33:55,969 --> 01:33:57,402
METH: That's right.

1565
01:33:57,404 --> 01:34:00,004
Hey, take it outside.
Do not puke in here.

1566
01:34:00,006 --> 01:34:01,107
[BELCHES]

1567
01:34:03,276 --> 01:34:04,545
SHEP: Goddamn, faggot.

1568
01:34:06,279 --> 01:34:07,948
Where was we? Oh, yeah.

1569
01:34:08,649 --> 01:34:11,118
You're gonna fuck her.
See, we're all done with her.

1570
01:34:11,719 --> 01:34:14,488
- She tastes good.
- She's a celebrity!

1571
01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:18,690
METH: I think she looks
a little better in person,

1572
01:34:18,692 --> 01:34:19,592
don't you?

1573
01:34:21,260 --> 01:34:22,927
SHEP: What's the matter, Barack?

1574
01:34:22,929 --> 01:34:24,030
That's what you need.

1575
01:34:24,630 --> 01:34:26,666
I can tell you're a man
that needs...

1576
01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:29,535
a little mood music. Now...

1577
01:34:31,137 --> 01:34:32,271
Let's see.

1578
01:34:36,442 --> 01:34:38,611
METH: Woo, that's nice there!

1579
01:34:39,579 --> 01:34:40,513
You feel that?

1580
01:34:41,781 --> 01:34:44,583
SHEP: [LAUGHS] Start fucking.

1581
01:34:49,454 --> 01:34:51,920
- SHEP: Woo, yeah!
- METH: Get that pig outta there.

1582
01:34:51,922 --> 01:34:53,155
Come on now.

1583
01:34:53,157 --> 01:34:54,225
- [STACEY SCREAMING]
- Go ahead!

1584
01:34:54,794 --> 01:34:55,992
Huh, what?

1585
01:34:55,994 --> 01:34:57,362
Mm, look.

1586
01:34:58,630 --> 01:34:59,564
At the door.

1587
01:35:02,967 --> 01:35:04,636
SHEP:
Somebody's out there. Hey.

1588
01:35:05,970 --> 01:35:07,202
Get up.

1589
01:35:07,204 --> 01:35:09,440
- [THUD]
- [GRUNTS]

1590
01:35:10,608 --> 01:35:11,575
[GIRL WHIMPERING]

1591
01:35:15,646 --> 01:35:17,046
[PANTING]

1592
01:35:18,214 --> 01:35:20,482
I'm not here
to hurt you, okay?

1593
01:35:20,484 --> 01:35:23,521
Now I think I can open that lock
if you have some wire.

1594
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:31,359
I'm so sorry to bother you,
I've lost someone

1595
01:35:31,361 --> 01:35:33,363
and I was just wondering
if you happened to see him.

1596
01:35:38,168 --> 01:35:40,000
SHEP: Yeah,
we might could help you out.

1597
01:35:40,002 --> 01:35:41,134
Come on inside.

1598
01:35:41,136 --> 01:35:43,072
[GRACE SCREAMS]

1599
01:35:44,174 --> 01:35:45,341
[DOOR SLAMS]

1600
01:35:46,476 --> 01:35:48,309
- SHEP: Oh, shit.
- METH: What do we have here?

1601
01:35:48,311 --> 01:35:50,912
METH: If it ain't our lucky day,
look at what we have here.

1602
01:35:50,914 --> 01:35:52,447
[GRACE SHRIEKS]

1603
01:35:52,449 --> 01:35:53,681
Come on.

1604
01:35:53,683 --> 01:35:55,015
[GRACE SCREAMS]

1605
01:35:55,017 --> 01:35:56,584
METH:
You got to go first last time.

1606
01:35:56,586 --> 01:35:59,219
We gonna have some fun today
with her.

1607
01:35:59,221 --> 01:36:03,056
[SHRIEKING] No!
Please don't hurt me!

1608
01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:06,160
- Please, no!
- [CLOTHES RIP]

1609
01:36:07,464 --> 01:36:09,496
- US Marshals.
- Oh, just off him.

1610
01:36:09,498 --> 01:36:11,600
CHIEF:
You asked me who I work for.

1611
01:36:13,569 --> 01:36:16,672
Not FBI,
I'm with the US Marshals.

1612
01:36:21,375 --> 01:36:22,711
- [GRUNTING]
- SHEP: Hey, hey.

1613
01:36:23,544 --> 01:36:26,113
Cut it out.
What the fuck did you just say?

1614
01:36:27,148 --> 01:36:29,383
I said I'm with
the US Marshals.

1615
01:36:29,884 --> 01:36:31,318
The proof is in the woods.

1616
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:32,886
What proof,
what are you talking about?

1617
01:36:32,888 --> 01:36:35,691
We stowed all our recon gear
in a secured box.

1618
01:36:36,491 --> 01:36:37,725
It's buried in the woods.

1619
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:42,328
Bullshit.

1620
01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:45,196
STEW: Wait, I saw...
I saw him buryin' something.

1621
01:36:45,198 --> 01:36:47,300
He had that shovel, remember?

1622
01:36:52,005 --> 01:36:53,507
What's in the box?

1623
01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:56,677
Forty-millimeter
grenade launcher.

1624
01:36:57,344 --> 01:36:59,410
Two nickel plated Berettas.

1625
01:36:59,412 --> 01:37:02,347
A SIG556 with a C Beta clip.

1626
01:37:02,349 --> 01:37:04,150
A Mossberg 500 shotgun.

1627
01:37:04,651 --> 01:37:07,052
And enough C-4
to level a city block.

1628
01:37:10,256 --> 01:37:11,656
Where is it?

1629
01:37:11,658 --> 01:37:13,390
You unchain me
and I'll take you there.

1630
01:37:13,392 --> 01:37:15,661
I'm the decider, I decide!

1631
01:37:18,397 --> 01:37:19,733
Let's try this again.

1632
01:37:22,234 --> 01:37:24,804
Where is it?

1633
01:37:26,372 --> 01:37:27,908
I buried it in a ravine

1634
01:37:28,541 --> 01:37:32,242
- in the middle of the forest.
- STEW: I... I know where that is.

1635
01:37:32,244 --> 01:37:34,345
I can't... take us there.

1636
01:37:40,151 --> 01:37:41,717
SHEP:
Here's what's gonna happen.

1637
01:37:41,719 --> 01:37:42,655
Meth...

1638
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,189
you take chickenshit...

1639
01:37:46,224 --> 01:37:47,125
go check it out.

1640
01:37:48,027 --> 01:37:50,829
You make sure he don't puke
and skip off again.

1641
01:37:51,362 --> 01:37:53,763
Check in on the cell with me
every five minutes.

1642
01:37:53,765 --> 01:37:54,964
If Django here is lyin',

1643
01:37:54,966 --> 01:37:56,935
I'm gonna light his ass up
extra crispy.

1644
01:37:57,569 --> 01:37:59,334
What if Shitface wakes up?

1645
01:37:59,336 --> 01:38:00,970
SHEP:
He ain't woke up yet, has he?

1646
01:38:00,972 --> 01:38:02,172
I'm the decider.

1647
01:38:02,707 --> 01:38:03,607
Go.

1648
01:38:06,844 --> 01:38:08,377
METH: Let's go, Stew.

1649
01:38:08,379 --> 01:38:10,314
- Get goin'.
- SHEP: Well...

1650
01:38:13,550 --> 01:38:16,119
I guess now's when we start
singin' Kumbaya.

1651
01:38:20,257 --> 01:38:21,558
I know just where it is.

1652
01:38:22,124 --> 01:38:24,025
And I... I'm...

1653
01:38:24,027 --> 01:38:25,494
I know just the place.

1654
01:38:26,063 --> 01:38:28,464
SHEP: How about a little story
to pass the time?

1655
01:38:30,132 --> 01:38:31,866
You may have noticed my brother.

1656
01:38:31,868 --> 01:38:34,936
Well, we decided it was time
that he lost his cherry,

1657
01:38:34,938 --> 01:38:37,273
so we got him a nice little
Catholic school girl,

1658
01:38:37,941 --> 01:38:42,077
looked her up on Instagram,
got her to meet us at the mall,

1659
01:38:42,079 --> 01:38:43,046
and wouldn't you believe it?

1660
01:38:43,679 --> 01:38:46,013
She wasn't no goddamn virgin.

1661
01:38:46,015 --> 01:38:47,182
Kids these days.

1662
01:38:48,084 --> 01:38:49,250
I'll tell you what.

1663
01:38:49,986 --> 01:38:52,285
But my chickenshit brother,

1664
01:38:52,287 --> 01:38:55,090
he always starts puking,
fucking making a scene

1665
01:38:55,092 --> 01:38:56,991
whenever there's a little bit
of pussy around,

1666
01:38:56,993 --> 01:39:00,496
- so we had to finish the job.
- Please don't do this.

1667
01:39:01,229 --> 01:39:04,532
What? I didn't do nothin'.
Way I figure...

1668
01:39:06,735 --> 01:39:08,935
that there super predator
came along,

1669
01:39:08,937 --> 01:39:11,537
found him
two perfectly good white girls,

1670
01:39:11,539 --> 01:39:14,406
kidnapped 'em, chained 'em up
in here and raped 'em.

1671
01:39:14,408 --> 01:39:17,676
Naughty, naughty.
Then when they tried to escape,

1672
01:39:17,678 --> 01:39:20,480
he burned the whole place down
with them inside.

1673
01:39:20,482 --> 01:39:21,981
But in his haste,

1674
01:39:21,983 --> 01:39:24,484
he burned himself up
accidentally in the blaze.

1675
01:39:24,486 --> 01:39:26,253
Oh, shit happens.

1676
01:39:28,589 --> 01:39:30,689
We came along,
tried to help him,

1677
01:39:30,691 --> 01:39:33,291
but, hell, you know,
the flames were too great

1678
01:39:33,293 --> 01:39:34,626
and we just couldn't do
nothin' about it,

1679
01:39:34,628 --> 01:39:36,928
but, you know, heroes and all,

1680
01:39:36,930 --> 01:39:38,666
I guess
we'll probably get a reward.

1681
01:39:42,837 --> 01:39:44,202
METH: Oh, man.

1682
01:39:44,204 --> 01:39:46,173
This damn phone ain't gonna work
all the way out here.

1683
01:39:49,009 --> 01:39:50,309
SHEP: Call me, dammit.

1684
01:39:56,549 --> 01:39:57,817
I guess they took the deal.

1685
01:39:59,318 --> 01:40:00,553
What are you talkin' about?

1686
01:40:02,555 --> 01:40:03,923
That's why
they haven't called yet.

1687
01:40:04,991 --> 01:40:07,025
Feds offer you a deal
to turn state's evidence,

1688
01:40:07,027 --> 01:40:09,262
but they go for the ringleader
first, you know,

1689
01:40:09,829 --> 01:40:11,028
chain of command.

1690
01:40:11,030 --> 01:40:14,667
We do not recognize
federal government.

1691
01:40:15,233 --> 01:40:16,600
Be that as it may,

1692
01:40:16,602 --> 01:40:18,703
if you light up them cans
of kerosene

1693
01:40:18,705 --> 01:40:20,770
and start a fire,
they're gonna recognize you.

1694
01:40:20,772 --> 01:40:22,372
And they'll send
the smoke signals

1695
01:40:22,374 --> 01:40:23,606
and draw 'em right to you.

1696
01:40:23,608 --> 01:40:25,577
Ain't no goddamn fed.

1697
01:40:30,148 --> 01:40:31,249
What's your exit strategy?

1698
01:40:32,051 --> 01:40:36,153
I mean, if there are agents
out there, what is it?

1699
01:40:36,155 --> 01:40:38,957
Because you're gonna need
live hostages to negotiate with.

1700
01:40:40,959 --> 01:40:41,993
I'm just sayin'.

1701
01:40:58,242 --> 01:40:59,675
[DOOR SLAMS]

1702
01:40:59,677 --> 01:41:03,279
Grace, I need some wire.
I can open this lock.

1703
01:41:09,786 --> 01:41:11,819
GRACE: Stay still, sweetie.

1704
01:41:11,821 --> 01:41:12,856
SHEP: Woo!

1705
01:41:17,527 --> 01:41:20,563
Meth, I told you to call me
every five minutes.

1706
01:41:21,065 --> 01:41:22,866
All right? Check in with me.

1707
01:41:25,301 --> 01:41:26,503
[HISSING SOUNDS]

1708
01:41:47,023 --> 01:41:48,488
SHEP:
<i>Meth, I'm not fuckin' around.</i>

1709
01:41:48,490 --> 01:41:50,357
Now call me back, goddammit!

1710
01:41:50,359 --> 01:41:52,628
[BUGS CRAWLING]

1711
01:41:56,531 --> 01:41:58,533
METH: Shit! No, service.

1712
01:41:59,034 --> 01:42:02,003
U... Useless now, Meth.

1713
01:42:09,610 --> 01:42:11,046
[SCREAMS]

1714
01:42:15,550 --> 01:42:16,751
We ain't got much time.

1715
01:42:19,987 --> 01:42:23,423
What the fuck was that?

1716
01:42:29,796 --> 01:42:31,065
SHEP: Pick up that chain.

1717
01:42:32,066 --> 01:42:33,299
Put it around your neck.

1718
01:42:33,301 --> 01:42:35,669
We're gonna take us
a little walk.

1719
01:42:38,306 --> 01:42:39,539
Put your hands on your head.

1720
01:42:41,775 --> 01:42:43,944
Face that way.
Don't look at me.

1721
01:42:44,911 --> 01:42:46,811
To your left,
go to your goddamn left.

1722
01:42:46,813 --> 01:42:49,249
Go, right through there.
Through there, by the tree, go!

1723
01:42:50,382 --> 01:42:52,918
GRACE: See if you could...
see if you can find something.

1724
01:42:57,557 --> 01:42:58,725
[GRUNTING]

1725
01:43:00,260 --> 01:43:01,861
[GRUNTING]

1726
01:43:06,333 --> 01:43:07,631
MAN: <i>Where are you guys?</i>

1727
01:43:07,633 --> 01:43:09,465
[CLATTERING]

1728
01:43:09,467 --> 01:43:11,770
MAN: <i>Shep! Stew!</i>

1729
01:43:13,538 --> 01:43:15,007
Hey, what is it?

1730
01:43:15,707 --> 01:43:17,842
<i>What the hell is going on?</i>

1731
01:43:20,179 --> 01:43:21,080
Hey!

1732
01:43:21,614 --> 01:43:23,080
Fuck's sake!

1733
01:43:23,082 --> 01:43:24,116
[GRUNTS]

1734
01:43:24,682 --> 01:43:25,817
GRACE: <i>What is it?</i>

1735
01:43:26,952 --> 01:43:28,020
[GRUNTING]

1736
01:43:31,689 --> 01:43:34,090
STACEY: Oh, no.
[WEEPING]

1737
01:43:34,092 --> 01:43:36,660
MAN:
<i>Someone's gonna fuckin' die!</i>

1738
01:43:38,395 --> 01:43:40,795
STACEY: Oh, my gosh, help me.

1739
01:43:40,797 --> 01:43:42,565
SHEP:
Easy does it, don't get no fast

1740
01:43:42,567 --> 01:43:43,968
- ideas now.
- [GUNSHOT]

1741
01:43:44,702 --> 01:43:46,202
SHEP: Stop, stop, stop.

1742
01:43:46,204 --> 01:43:48,106
[GRUNTING]

1743
01:43:48,806 --> 01:43:50,607
SHEP: Meth, Meth!

1744
01:43:57,447 --> 01:44:00,282
What happened, what happened,
what happened, what happened?

1745
01:44:00,284 --> 01:44:03,653
- [METH GROANING]
- Oh, shit!

1746
01:44:06,157 --> 01:44:07,856
METH:
It blew my fuckin' leg off.

1747
01:44:07,858 --> 01:44:09,257
[LABORED BREATHING]

1748
01:44:09,259 --> 01:44:11,728
- SHEP: Listen, no, no, no, no!
- [GUNSHOT]

1749
01:44:18,868 --> 01:44:21,170
SHEP: Ah, you motherfucker!

1750
01:44:26,309 --> 01:44:27,442
Huh?

1751
01:44:28,010 --> 01:44:29,511
[PANTING]

1752
01:44:33,383 --> 01:44:34,717
[GRUNTING]

1753
01:44:36,752 --> 01:44:37,987
SHEP: Stew!

1754
01:44:41,390 --> 01:44:44,691
[GROANING]

1755
01:44:44,693 --> 01:44:46,828
[STAMMERING]

1756
01:44:48,530 --> 01:44:49,631
Huh?

1757
01:44:50,698 --> 01:44:52,599
I can't understand you, brother.

1758
01:44:53,201 --> 01:44:54,103
But then again,

1759
01:44:55,537 --> 01:44:56,771
I never could.

1760
01:44:57,373 --> 01:44:58,771
One thing's for certain.

1761
01:44:58,773 --> 01:45:00,675
This is your last time
fuckin' up.

1762
01:45:01,309 --> 01:45:02,811
[WHIMPERING]

1763
01:45:06,181 --> 01:45:07,115
[CHOKING]

1764
01:45:11,352 --> 01:45:12,619
[SCREAMING]

1765
01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:14,021
[GRUNTING]

1766
01:45:21,396 --> 01:45:22,663
[BONES CRUNCHING]

1767
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:28,002
[PANTING]

1768
01:45:39,644 --> 01:45:41,445
[GROANS]

1769
01:45:41,447 --> 01:45:44,184
- [GUNFIRE]
- [GRUNTING]

1770
01:45:54,293 --> 01:45:55,995
[GRUNTING]

1771
01:46:04,403 --> 01:46:06,805
Fuck you! Fuck you!

1772
01:46:08,141 --> 01:46:09,075
I'm sorry.

1773
01:46:10,476 --> 01:46:11,576
I'm sorry.

1774
01:46:14,279 --> 01:46:15,714
[GRUNTING]

1775
01:46:16,681 --> 01:46:17,783
I'm sorry.

1776
01:46:45,009 --> 01:46:46,943
MAN: You motherfucker!

1777
01:46:47,545 --> 01:46:48,976
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

1778
01:46:48,978 --> 01:46:51,746
MAN: What the fuck did you do?

1779
01:46:51,748 --> 01:46:53,049
[GRUNTING]

1780
01:47:04,828 --> 01:47:05,995
Yeah, come here!

1781
01:47:08,164 --> 01:47:09,165
[GRUNTING]

1782
01:47:32,921 --> 01:47:34,323
[BONES CRUNCHING]

1783
01:47:36,924 --> 01:47:38,092
[CHIEF LAUGHS]

1784
01:48:15,296 --> 01:48:16,828
[DOOR OPENS]

1785
01:48:16,830 --> 01:48:18,131
GRACE: Come on, love.

1786
01:48:19,866 --> 01:48:21,835
Yeah, you're okay.

1787
01:48:24,371 --> 01:48:25,338
CHIEF: All right.

1788
01:48:40,654 --> 01:48:42,421
MALE REPORTER:
Mr. Pratt, Chief!

1789
01:48:42,955 --> 01:48:44,354
Quick question.

1790
01:48:44,356 --> 01:48:46,756
You found the girl kidnapped
by coincidence?

1791
01:48:46,758 --> 01:48:48,258
Well, um, depends

1792
01:48:48,260 --> 01:48:50,494
if you believe in
such things as coincidence.

1793
01:48:50,496 --> 01:48:52,462
My team always knew something
was going on.

1794
01:48:52,464 --> 01:48:54,331
- They're the real heroes.
- Give him some room.

1795
01:48:54,333 --> 01:48:55,832
- Not me.
- FEMALE REPORTER: So, you're telling me

1796
01:48:55,834 --> 01:48:57,136
this was 100 percent luck?

1797
01:48:57,803 --> 01:49:00,003
Just luck is preparation
meets opportunity.

1798
01:49:00,005 --> 01:49:01,438
That's what my dad always said.

1799
01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:03,041
MALE REPORTER:
Question, over here.

1800
01:49:03,741 --> 01:49:05,841
MALE ANCHOR: <i>In breaking news, the
missing schoolgirl, Stacey Bastion,</i>

1801
01:49:05,843 --> 01:49:07,443
<i>has been found and rescued.</i>

1802
01:49:07,445 --> 01:49:08,978
Her suspected captors

1803
01:49:08,980 --> 01:49:10,613
<i>are members
of a mountain militia group.</i>

1804
01:49:10,615 --> 01:49:14,483
<i>Credited with her rescue,
is Jason "Chief" Pratt.</i>

1805
01:49:14,485 --> 01:49:16,285
MALE REPORTER:
<i>Hey, Chief, Chief.</i>

1806
01:49:16,287 --> 01:49:17,620
<i>You know, a few years ago
a guy in Cleveland</i>

1807
01:49:17,622 --> 01:49:19,121
<i>found three kidnapped girls.</i>

1808
01:49:19,123 --> 01:49:20,624
<i>Became a media hero.
What do you plan to do</i>

1809
01:49:20,626 --> 01:49:22,058
<i>when you get
your five minutes of fame?</i>

1810
01:49:22,060 --> 01:49:23,428
Uh, me, well um...

1811
01:49:24,329 --> 01:49:26,662
share any reward money
with Stacey's family.

1812
01:49:26,664 --> 01:49:28,197
<i>They've been through a lot.</i>

1813
01:49:28,199 --> 01:49:29,465
REPORTER: <i>Chief,
do you consider yourself a hero?</i>

1814
01:49:29,467 --> 01:49:30,999
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- <i>Mr. Pratt.</i>

1815
01:49:31,001 --> 01:49:32,300
<i>Have you been in touch
with Stacey...</i>

1816
01:49:32,302 --> 01:49:33,969
Because they're paying
for an exclusive

1817
01:49:33,971 --> 01:49:34,838
doesn't mean you have
to answer everything.

1818
01:49:35,372 --> 01:49:36,938
If they ask you a question
you don't like,

1819
01:49:36,940 --> 01:49:38,573
just say, "Pass, bitch."

1820
01:49:38,575 --> 01:49:40,308
INTERVIEWER: Well,
congratulations, first of all.

1821
01:49:40,310 --> 01:49:44,212
You got this big book deal
and a major magazine.

1822
01:49:44,214 --> 01:49:46,649
Just announced, they're gonna
put you on the cover

1823
01:49:46,651 --> 01:49:48,250
<i>of their very next issue.</i>

1824
01:49:48,252 --> 01:49:49,484
<i>Let's take a look
at that issue, that cover.</i>

1825
01:49:49,486 --> 01:49:51,219
Lookit,
that crazy fucker's on TV!

1826
01:49:51,221 --> 01:49:52,853
INTERVIEWER:
<i>That's pretty extraordinary.</i>

1827
01:49:52,855 --> 01:49:54,489
<i>I mean, to be on the cover
of a major magazine.</i>

1828
01:49:54,491 --> 01:49:56,023
<i>You said something
in the interview</i>

1829
01:49:56,025 --> 01:49:57,692
<i>that got my attention.
You said that</i>

1830
01:49:57,694 --> 01:49:59,460
<i>you actually have a handgun</i>

1831
01:49:59,462 --> 01:50:03,030
that could kill 100 people
without ever reloading.

1832
01:50:03,032 --> 01:50:04,964
CHIEF:
<i>Yeah, yes, sir, the SIG556</i>

1833
01:50:04,966 --> 01:50:08,068
<i>is classified as a pistol
because it has no butt stock.</i>

1834
01:50:08,070 --> 01:50:10,371
<i>But you could put
a Beta C-Mag on it</i>

1835
01:50:10,373 --> 01:50:12,473
and you'd have
a pretty sweet handgun

1836
01:50:12,475 --> 01:50:14,541
that could fire a hundred rounds
without reloading.

1837
01:50:14,543 --> 01:50:17,177
Man, that freaky dude
could have killed everybody.

1838
01:50:17,179 --> 01:50:19,178
See, I told you
that motherfucker was crazy,

1839
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:21,482
and you're worrying about dudes
with tattoos on their face.

1840
01:50:21,484 --> 01:50:23,316
This bastard could have killed
everybody in here.

1841
01:50:23,318 --> 01:50:25,118
INTERVIEWER:
<i>...on this show is we have</i>

1842
01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:28,187
less gun control with more guns
and more gun violence

1843
01:50:28,189 --> 01:50:29,622
<i>than any country in the world.</i>

1844
01:50:29,624 --> 01:50:32,025
We also have more people
who are medicated

1845
01:50:32,027 --> 01:50:33,427
for mental health issues

1846
01:50:33,429 --> 01:50:35,261
than any other country
in the world.

1847
01:50:35,263 --> 01:50:37,397
And I did a little bit
of research on you, sir,

1848
01:50:37,399 --> 01:50:40,133
and it turns out you yourself
have admitted

1849
01:50:40,135 --> 01:50:42,335
to having a long history
of mental illness.

1850
01:50:42,337 --> 01:50:44,570
In fact,
you're on the no-fly list.

1851
01:50:44,572 --> 01:50:46,938
<i>Uh, you are so dangerous
they won't even let you</i>

1852
01:50:46,940 --> 01:50:48,840
<i>on an airplane
in the United States,</i>

1853
01:50:48,842 --> 01:50:53,545
and yet somehow you are able
to get guns in America easily

1854
01:50:53,547 --> 01:50:55,283
and legally...
isn't that weird?

1855
01:50:55,949 --> 01:50:57,717
Doesn't that strike you
as a little bit strange?

1856
01:50:57,719 --> 01:51:00,085
That makes a lot of people
feel kind of uncomfortable,

1857
01:51:00,087 --> 01:51:01,288
I would imagine, uh...

1858
01:51:02,589 --> 01:51:03,791
No?

1859
01:51:05,292 --> 01:51:07,494
Excuse me, sir? Uh...

1860
01:51:08,495 --> 01:51:09,463
Mr. Pratt?

1861
01:51:10,330 --> 01:51:12,231
- [INSECTS BUZZING]
- INTERVIEWER: Mr. Pratt?

1862
01:51:26,379 --> 01:51:27,847
MERC:
<i>The world will never know...</i>

1863
01:51:28,748 --> 01:51:30,016
<i>but we do.</i>

1864
01:51:35,755 --> 01:51:39,856
INTERVIEWER: Uh... Chief?
Chief, are you good?

1865
01:51:39,858 --> 01:51:43,694
<i>Um, I realize that
a lot of people think</i>

1866
01:51:43,696 --> 01:51:45,596
<i>you're some kind of, like,
a ticking time bomb.</i>

1867
01:51:45,598 --> 01:51:48,031
Other people say, "Hey, look,
this guy is a public hero."

1868
01:51:48,033 --> 01:51:49,501
Uh, you know, how do you see it?

1869
01:51:52,904 --> 01:51:54,039
Chief.

1870
01:51:55,440 --> 01:51:57,141
Hey, are you with me here?
Chief.

1871
01:51:58,976 --> 01:52:00,111
Uh...

1872
01:52:07,519 --> 01:52:08,651
[BEEPS]

1873
01:52:08,653 --> 01:52:09,920
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1874
01:52:12,189 --> 01:52:13,324
INTERVIEWER: <i>Chief...</i>

1875
01:52:14,291 --> 01:52:17,760
Well, I guess some people
would say I'm a little crazy.

1876
01:52:17,762 --> 01:52:20,129
- INTERVIEWER: <i>Uh-huh.</i>
- Man, you is crazy.

1877
01:52:20,131 --> 01:52:21,597
That nigga crazy as hell, man.

1878
01:52:21,599 --> 01:52:23,297
HECTOR: He looked so nice
when I hired him.

1879
01:52:23,299 --> 01:52:24,468
CHIEF: <i>That girl needed my help.</i>

1880
01:52:25,468 --> 01:52:27,971
I just did for her what I hope
someone would do for me.

1881
01:52:28,773 --> 01:52:31,740
- <i>Do unto others, you know?</i>
- INTERVIEWER: <i>Hey, look, I get that.</i>

1882
01:52:31,742 --> 01:52:33,175
<i>That's a good Bible verse,</i>

1883
01:52:33,177 --> 01:52:34,476
<i>but there's other stuff
in the Bible,</i>

1884
01:52:34,478 --> 01:52:35,644
like, you know,
"Thou shalt not kill."

1885
01:52:35,646 --> 01:52:36,580
How about that?

1886
01:52:39,082 --> 01:52:40,350
CHIEF: <i>All I can tell you...</i>

1887
01:52:41,451 --> 01:52:43,153
<i>is killin' those bad guys...</i>

1888
01:52:44,354 --> 01:52:45,722
felt like the right thing to do.

1889
01:52:46,589 --> 01:52:48,756
How this motherfucker
know who's the bad guy?

1890
01:52:48,758 --> 01:52:50,290
INTERVIEWER:
<i>You know, in the middle of a...</i>

1891
01:52:50,292 --> 01:52:52,559
<i>big, big media hype moment,</i>

1892
01:52:52,561 --> 01:52:55,129
you are just everywhere,
everybody's talking about you.

1893
01:52:55,131 --> 01:52:56,831
<i>You even got people
out there sayin'</i>

1894
01:52:56,833 --> 01:52:58,800
<i>that you should actually
be running for public office.</i>

1895
01:52:58,802 --> 01:53:00,570
- <i>How does that sound to you?</i>
- [CHIEF SCOFFS]

1896
01:53:01,504 --> 01:53:04,239
<i>Uh, that is what's really crazy.</i>

1897
01:53:04,774 --> 01:53:06,807
INTERVIEWER:
<i>Well, I'd have a hard time</i>

1898
01:53:06,809 --> 01:53:08,208
<i>arguing with you on that one,</i>

1899
01:53:08,210 --> 01:53:09,576
but how are you dealing
with the attention?

1900
01:53:09,578 --> 01:53:10,579
Honestly, how are you
dealing with it?

1901
01:53:15,183 --> 01:53:16,949
<i>I guess we're all born
into this world</i>

1902
01:53:16,951 --> 01:53:18,120
<i>looking for love.</i>

1903
01:53:18,754 --> 01:53:19,788
<i>And, uh...</i>

1904
01:53:20,756 --> 01:53:22,624
<i>sometimes we settle
for attention.</i>

1905
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:28,160
INTERVIEW:
<i>Hm, you know, that's actually</i>

1906
01:53:28,162 --> 01:53:29,962
<i>a pretty profound statement,
sir.</i>

1907
01:53:29,964 --> 01:53:33,234
<i>We look for love,
but we settle for attention.</i>

1908
01:53:33,734 --> 01:53:36,036
That's coming to you
from Mr. Jason Pratt.

1909
01:53:36,604 --> 01:53:39,306
According to him,
he's one of the good guys.

1910
01:53:40,842 --> 01:53:41,844
CHIEF: <i>At first,</i>

1911
01:53:42,477 --> 01:53:45,446
<i>all the attention caught me
by surprise.</i>

1912
01:53:46,380 --> 01:53:47,882
<i>But in no time at all,</i>

1913
01:53:48,449 --> 01:53:50,716
<i>I was a complete media whore.</i>

1914
01:53:50,718 --> 01:53:52,083
JESSIE:
Did I hear this correctly?

1915
01:53:52,085 --> 01:53:53,719
No, no, this is a great call.

1916
01:53:53,721 --> 01:53:55,420
Oh, my God,
you have to see this.

1917
01:53:55,422 --> 01:53:56,790
Uncle Jason is trending.

1918
01:53:57,591 --> 01:53:59,224
Michael, hold on one second,
all right?

1919
01:53:59,226 --> 01:54:01,726
Give me one second.
What the hell is this?

1920
01:54:01,728 --> 01:54:02,929
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

1921
01:54:04,063 --> 01:54:06,566
<i>♪ All I can tell you
All I can tell you ♪</i>

1922
01:54:07,133 --> 01:54:08,934
That's my custom-tailored suit.

1923
01:54:08,936 --> 01:54:10,735
<i>♪ All I can tell you ♪</i>

1924
01:54:10,737 --> 01:54:13,306
<i>♪ Killin' those bad guys felt
Like the right thing to do ♪</i>

1925
01:54:14,574 --> 01:54:17,074
<i>♪ All I can tell you
All I can tell you ♪</i>

1926
01:54:17,076 --> 01:54:19,944
<i>♪ All I can tell you
All... all I can tell you ♪</i>

1927
01:54:19,946 --> 01:54:21,311
<i>♪ All I can tell you ♪</i>

1928
01:54:21,313 --> 01:54:22,779
<i>♪ Killin' those bad guys ♪</i>

1929
01:54:22,781 --> 01:54:24,748
<i>♪ Felt like the right thing
To do ♪</i>

1930
01:54:24,750 --> 01:54:26,249
MALE ANCHOR: <i>Just this past
year, there was an attack</i>

1931
01:54:26,251 --> 01:54:27,751
<i>at a community college
in Oregon.</i>

1932
01:54:27,753 --> 01:54:29,018
MALE ANCHOR 2:
<i>Now evident that this bloodshed</i>

1933
01:54:29,020 --> 01:54:30,454
<i>was elaborately planned.</i>

1934
01:54:30,456 --> 01:54:32,589
MALE ANCHOR 3:
<i>Omar Mateen killed 49 people</i>

1935
01:54:32,591 --> 01:54:34,758
<i>inside a gay nightclub
in Orlando, Florida.</i>

1936
01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:37,828
<i>Planned Parenthood and my lawyer
are in cahoots to shut me up.</i>

1937
01:54:37,830 --> 01:54:39,663
MALE ANCHOR: <i>The shooter claimed
to have been hearing voices.</i>

1938
01:54:39,665 --> 01:54:41,297
<i>He believed he was being
bombarded</i>

1939
01:54:41,299 --> 01:54:42,699
<i>by microwaves.</i>

1940
01:54:42,701 --> 01:54:44,734
FEMALE ANCHOR:
<i>In fact, he wore a tinfoil cap</i>

1941
01:54:44,736 --> 01:54:46,469
- <i>to protect himself.</i>
- MALE ANCHOR 2: <i>A study by the FDA</i>

1942
01:54:46,471 --> 01:54:47,837
<i>has found that people
on antidepressants</i>

1943
01:54:47,839 --> 01:54:49,739
<i>have an increased rate
of violence.</i>

1944
01:54:49,741 --> 01:54:51,674
MALE ANCHOR 3: <i>Easy access
to psychotic medication</i>

1945
01:54:51,676 --> 01:54:53,810
<i>plus easy access to guns
equals more mass shootings,</i>

1946
01:54:53,812 --> 01:54:56,379
- <i>plain and simple.</i>
- <i>I will protect my children.</i>

1947
01:54:56,381 --> 01:54:58,114
MALE REPORTER:
<i>Republican lawmakers under Trump</i>

1948
01:54:58,116 --> 01:54:59,815
<i>are making it easier for people
with mental illnesses</i>

1949
01:54:59,817 --> 01:55:01,684
<i>to gain access to firearms
legally.</i>

1950
01:55:01,686 --> 01:55:03,386
<i>I take a lot of heat
where I say</i>

1951
01:55:03,388 --> 01:55:04,921
<i>guns, you gotta have 'em.</i>

1952
01:55:04,923 --> 01:55:06,822
MAN: <i>Best way to stop
a bad guy with a gun</i>

1953
01:55:06,824 --> 01:55:08,390
- <i>is a good guy with a gun.</i>
- MAN 2: <i>That's not true.</i>

1954
01:55:08,392 --> 01:55:10,158
<i>Just a few weeks ago
a good guy</i>

1955
01:55:10,160 --> 01:55:11,927
<i>wasn't adequately trained,
hurt a lot innocent people.</i>

1956
01:55:11,929 --> 01:55:13,662
MALE INTERVIEWER:
<i>There are almost no examples</i>

1957
01:55:13,664 --> 01:55:15,497
<i>of an individual
stopping a mass shooting</i>

1958
01:55:15,499 --> 01:55:17,131
- <i>on his or her own.</i>
- MAN: <i>We make it too easy</i>

1959
01:55:17,133 --> 01:55:19,936
<i>for terrorists to get guns,
in our own country</i>

1960
01:55:19,938 --> 01:55:21,102
<i>and use them against you.</i>

1961
01:55:21,104 --> 01:55:22,437
GADAHN:
<i>You can come away with</i>

1962
01:55:22,439 --> 01:55:23,572
<i>a fully automatic
assault rifle,</i>

1963
01:55:23,574 --> 01:55:25,307
<i>so what are you waiting for?</i>

1964
01:55:25,309 --> 01:55:27,509
MALE SPEAKER: <i>The overwhelming
majority of Americans</i>

1965
01:55:27,511 --> 01:55:29,310
<i>agree with common sense reform.</i>

1966
01:55:29,312 --> 01:55:31,713
MALE SPEAKER 2: <i>Congress has
been complicit in the inaction.</i>

1967
01:55:31,715 --> 01:55:33,414
MALE SPEAKER 3:
<i>This problem is not going away</i>

1968
01:55:33,416 --> 01:55:35,050
<i>unless we do something
about it.</i>

1969
01:55:35,052 --> 01:55:37,985
<i>It's going to happen again
and again and again.</i>

1970
01:55:37,987 --> 01:55:40,621
<i>♪ All I can tell you
All I can tell you ♪</i>

1971
01:55:40,623 --> 01:55:43,457
<i>♪ All I can tell you
All all I can tell you ♪</i>

1972
01:55:43,459 --> 01:55:44,693
<i>♪ All I can tell you ♪</i>

1973
01:55:44,695 --> 01:55:46,027
<i>♪ Killin' those bad guys ♪</i>

1974
01:55:46,029 --> 01:55:48,262
<i>♪ Felt felt felt ♪</i>

1975
01:55:48,264 --> 01:55:49,498
[GUNSHOT]

1976
01:57:26,324 --> 01:57:28,460
<i>♪ We have the right ♪</i>

1977
01:57:30,028 --> 01:57:33,230
<i>♪ But no self-control ♪</i>

1978
01:57:35,232 --> 01:57:37,401
<i>♪ Bombs and bullets ♪</i>

1979
01:57:38,369 --> 01:57:41,973
<i>♪ Innocent lives are stolen ♪</i>

1980
01:57:45,010 --> 01:57:47,244
<i>♪ All for money ♪</i>

1981
01:57:48,146 --> 01:57:50,715
<i>♪ So short on time ♪</i>

1982
01:57:51,348 --> 01:57:53,284
<i>♪ Miss the reason ♪</i>

1983
01:57:54,186 --> 01:57:56,520
<i>♪ Killing kind ♪</i>

1984
01:57:57,688 --> 01:58:02,623
<i>♪ Don't shoot us down ♪</i>

1985
01:58:02,625 --> 01:58:05,796
<i>♪ We're the victims here ♪</i>

1986
01:58:06,464 --> 01:58:10,201
<i>♪ Dirt on the ground ♪</i>

1987
01:58:11,168 --> 01:58:15,538
<i>♪ Still the world
Just goes around ♪</i>

1988
01:58:17,373 --> 01:58:19,342
<i>♪ What you see ♪</i>

1989
01:58:20,410 --> 01:58:23,780
<i>♪ Is not what you get ♪</i>

1990
01:58:35,290 --> 01:58:38,627
<i>♪ What's understood ♪</i>

1991
01:58:39,428 --> 01:58:42,731
<i>♪ Don't you use for good ♪</i>

1992
01:58:43,465 --> 01:58:47,803
<i>♪ Or you'll end up like them ♪</i>

1993
01:58:48,369 --> 01:58:52,873
<i>♪ Don't shoot us down ♪</i>

1994
01:58:52,875 --> 01:58:56,011
<i>♪ We're the victims here ♪</i>

1995
01:58:56,745 --> 01:59:00,414
<i>♪ Dirt on the ground ♪</i>

1996
01:59:01,282 --> 01:59:05,921
<i>♪ Still the world
Just goes around ♪</i>

1997
01:59:09,791 --> 01:59:14,526
<i>♪ Don't shoot us down ♪</i>

1998
01:59:14,528 --> 01:59:17,732
<i>♪ We're the victims here ♪</i>

1999
01:59:18,399 --> 01:59:22,303
<i>♪ Dirt on the ground ♪</i>

2000
01:59:23,171 --> 01:59:27,809
<i>♪ Still the world just goes
Around ♪</i>

2001
01:59:32,445 --> 01:59:36,581
<i>♪ World just goes around ♪</i>

2002
01:59:36,583 --> 01:59:38,585
<i>♪ Around ♪</i>

2003
01:59:39,252 --> 01:59:42,322
<i>♪ Around ♪</i>

2004
01:59:44,624 --> 01:59:49,462
<i>♪ Still the world
Just goes around ♪</i>

2005
01:59:50,329 --> 01:59:52,764
CHIEF: <i>If you can keep
your head when all about you</i>

2006
01:59:52,766 --> 01:59:54,299
<i>are losing theirs
and blaming it on...</i>

2007
01:59:54,301 --> 01:59:55,799
GRACE: <i>Do you know that dogs
lick themselves</i>

2008
01:59:55,801 --> 01:59:57,367
<i>up to 15 times a day?</i>

2009
01:59:57,369 --> 02:00:00,070
CHIEF: <i>Uh, I'm...</i>

2010
02:00:00,072 --> 02:00:01,438
<i>I'm not that flexible.</i>

2011
02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:02,407
GRACE: <i>Hm.</i>

2012
02:00:03,042 --> 02:00:04,743
<i>Well,
I know a good yoga studio.</i>

2013
02:00:04,745 --> 02:00:07,039
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