Bath Goblin!

02:44	Balthazaar	"Aimi is making Tiss sad."
02:46	ZombieRaptor	"why is this?"
02:48	Balthazaar	"Aimi does not like me. I wanted to be friends, but Aimi not want..."
02:49	ZombieRaptor	"Aimi does not seen to be one to make friends... I would not take it personally."
02:51	Balthazaar	"She call Varanus a killer and say I dress in /filth/. She is mean." As she speaks, a clump of mud falls from her hair
02:53	ZombieRaptor	"You are covered in dirt... You should bathe when we make port."
02:54	Balthazaar	"No! The bath goblin will get me! Mother said so!"
02:54	Hyperax	Taiki comes on deck as she says this
02:55	Hyperax	"Bath goblin?" he says, confused
02:55	Hyperax	"What is that?"
02:55	ZombieRaptor	"Bath goblin?"
02:55	Hyperax	he walks over to Tiss and Kond
02:56	Balthazaar	"If you bathe too often, the Bath goblin comes and take you away to goblin land and put you in zoo. Why were you not knowing this!? It is dangerous to not know!"
02:56	Hyperax	"Thats... well, first, it explains a lot. Secondly, thats totally rediculous"
02:57	Balthazaar	"/You're/ ridiculous!"
02:58	ZombieRaptor	"In my homeland.. We bathe daily.."
02:58	Hyperax	"Yeah...."
02:58	Balthazaar
02:58	Balthazaar	"How are there not more people taken!? Do you have bath guards for protect against the bath goblin?"
02:59	Hyperax	"It just doesn't happen"
03:01	Balthazaar	"How?"
03:02	Hyperax	"Because it doesn't exist"
03:03	Balthazaar	"Yes it does, you just said it happen daily."
03:03	Hyperax	"The... bath goblin"
03:03	Balthazaar	"Oh."
03:03	ZombieRaptor	Kond sighs, he misses baths in the hot natural springs, woot for high rank n the good stuffs
03:03	Balthazaar	"But mother said it did..."
03:03	Hyperax	Taiki would just swim in the ocean
03:04	ZombieRaptor	Kond is admiral! Good bubbling hot natural springs
03:05	ZombieRaptor	Take that Taiki! (Messin with ya)
03:05	Balthazaar	"Why you want me to bathe anyway?"
03:06	Hyperax	"Ah... well..."
03:06	ZombieRaptor	"Because it is immensely relaxing?"
03:07	Balthazaar	"How can it be relaxing with bath goblin waiting to put you in a zoo?"
03:07	ZombieRaptor	"Also to keep myself clean when appearing before The Emperor." You can just hear those capitalizations
03:08	ZombieRaptor	"Because the bath goblin doesn't exist."
03:08	Balthazaar	"Emperor... Penguin?"
03:08	ZombieRaptor	"... The Emperor.."
03:09	ZombieRaptor	"A man who's lineage is of the gods... He is our ruler."
03:09	Hyperax	Taiki nods
03:09	Balthazaar	"Why do you want ruler?"
03:10	Balthazaar	"And bath goblin do exist. Mother say so."
03:11	Hyperax	"They... don't exist, Tiss"
03:11	ZombieRaptor	"They do not, I have taken thousands of baths unattended."
03:12	Balthazaar	"Are you /crazy/!? It'll get you!"
03:13	ZombieRaptor	"It has not... Because it doesn't exist."
03:15	Balthazaar	"But mother say it /does/."
03:15	ZombieRaptor	"Mother is wrong."
03:15	Hyperax	Taiki is just going to stay out of this argument
03:16	Balthazaar	"... Like she was when she think I cannot climb the elephant nose?"
03:18	ZombieRaptor	"The what?"
03:20	Balthazaar	"The elephant nose. Elephant like big pig with long nose"
03:21	ZombieRaptor	Kond looks to Taiki like 'the bloody hell is that?'
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03:21	Balthazaar	"So... So mother wrong... But not lie?"
03:22	ZombieRaptor	"... Bath goblins do not exist Tiss."
03:22	ZombieRaptor	"I have taken a many multitude of baths."
03:23	ZombieRaptor	He sighs. "I could use a hot bath currently.."
03:25	Balthazaar	Tiss frowns. "I have never bathed before... I can try if one of you is there to show me how." ~And protect me from Bath Goblin.~
03:27	ZombieRaptor	Kond looks to Taiki.
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03:30	ZombieRaptor	"I can.. Assign one of my crew to instruct you... Taiki can if you wish?"
03:30	ZombieRaptor	Dat executive power
03:30	Balthazaar	"Yes. I trust Taiki to show me how."
03:31	ZombieRaptor	"Taiki it is then." Kond the matchmaker.
03:34	Balthazaar	"And you promise Bath Goblin will not get me?"
03:34	ZombieRaptor	"I give my word as an admiral of the Imperial Navy the bath goblin will not get you."
03:36	Balthazaar	Tiss smiles. "Good. And it is relaxing when you are safe?"
03:37	ZombieRaptor	He nods.
03:39	Balthazaar	"So it is like meditation
03:39	Balthazaar	?"
03:40	ZombieRaptor	"I have not meditated, I cannot say."
03:46	Balthazaar	"Oh... So when will Taiki bathe me?"
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03:46	ZombieRaptor	Kond looks towards Taiki, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his muzzle.
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03:48	Hyper|Cloud	"What...?"
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03:49	ZombieRaptor	"You're going to teach her how to bath yes?"
03:49	ZombieRaptor	More restrained smirking.
03:50	Hyper|Cloud	"I.. uh.." hes fully blushing now
03:51	Balthazaar	"Your face is doing that thing again."
03:52	ZombieRaptor	Kondraki is failing his attempt to not smirk.
03:54	Balthazaar	"Mr. Kondraki, why does his face blush?"
03:55	ZombieRaptor	"For reasons Tiss."