Ghosts stand in the corner.. monsters are under your bed. Masturbating and calling out to the dark corner will obviously just entice the ghosts. I mean why else do you think ghosts hang around? They like to watch people masturbate.
Monsters on the other hand just simply wait under your bed .. and right in the middle of your orgasm is when they strike. Your at your most vulnerable right then. Just try fighting off a monster while orgasming.
Nope,... the easiest way to rid yourself of your fear of the monsters and ghosts is by making friends with them. Simply wait in the dark with a plate of oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and a glass of warm blood as a peace offering. Sit around and talk about their scare tactics.. they'll open right up.
As for getting rid of being scared of the dark.. the best method I know of is to remove your eyeballs for awhile. Put them in the freezer while they are out of your head so they don't go all moldy and then simply hang out in the darkness of your own mind. Think evil thoughts.. become a monster in your own right.. Then pop your eyes in the microwave to defrost, stick them back in your head and bingo.. no more fear of the dark. Plus.. your a monster now!. Have fun scaring people.