(1:03:09 PM) Sterling Archer: YEAH OK
(1:06:29 PM) Sterling Archer: ugey
(1:06:30 PM) Sterling Archer: brah
(1:06:39 PM) Daniel <3: you want my bra?
(1:06:51 PM) Sterling Archer: duh
(1:06:57 PM) Daniel <3: smells like
(1:06:59 PM) Daniel <3: mansweat
(1:07:02 PM) Daniel <3: exept IN MY CASE
(1:07:08 PM) Sterling Archer: poop?
(1:07:10 PM) Daniel <3: I DONT NEED COLOGNE OR SHIT LIKE THAT
(1:07:23 PM) Daniel <3: MY SWEAT PRODUCES THE STRONGEST SEXIEST MANLIEST ESSENCE
(1:07:25 PM) Daniel <3: BUT ANYWAYS
(1:07:41 PM) Daniel <3: I WAS CALLED TO GO BACK TO THAT FASHION SHOW BECAUSE THEY BEGGED FOR ME
(1:07:50 PM) Daniel <3: SO I GET UP ON MY FERRARI AND GET MY BITCH IN IT
(1:08:04 PM) Daniel <3: I DID 60KM IN 5 SECONDS
(1:08:09 PM) Daniel <3: YOU KNOW HOW FERRARIS ARE ANYWAYS
(1:08:10 PM) Sterling Archer: lmfao
(1:08:11 PM) Sterling Archer: fag
(1:08:21 PM) Daniel <3: SO LIKE MY BITCH STARTED BEGGING ME TO SMEX
(1:08:25 PM) Daniel <3: SO I ASKED HER TO BLOW ME
(1:08:30 PM) Daniel <3: SHE COULDT FIT HER MOUTH
(1:08:32 PM) Daniel <3: SO I LEAVE
(1:08:42 PM) Daniel <3: WHEN 20 BITCHES COME CHARGING AT ME BEGGING FOR SEX
(1:08:55 PM) Daniel <3: THEY CLIMAXED THE MOMENT MY DICK TOUCHED THEM
(1:09:05 PM) Daniel <3: SO I CUM AND JIZZ OVER 60000 GALLONS OF CUM
(1:09:11 PM) Daniel <3: SENDING ME FLYING ALL THE WAY TO BANGCOK
(1:09:18 PM) Daniel <3: YOU KNOW, I HAD TO GO BACK
(1:09:31 PM) Daniel <3: SO I JUST CALL MY BITCH AND ASK HER TO BRING HER MY PORSCHE
(1:09:37 PM) Sterling Archer: SHUT UP HOE
(1:09:38 PM) Sterling Archer: I DC
(1:09:39 PM) Daniel <3: I SWEAR TO GOD 3 SECONDS TO AMERICUNT
(1:09:41 PM) Sterling Archer: ABOUT NEWBS
(1:09:42 PM) Sterling Archer: NEWB
(1:09:52 PM) Daniel <3: SO I HAD TO STEP ON THE BREAKS 0.234 SECONDS AFTER I ACCELERATED
(1:09:56 PM) Daniel <3: IN ORDER TO MAKE IT