Minty makes herself into a cake

>”Look how tasty this cake looks...”
>Minty lets out a dreamy sigh while flipping through a cooking book for various cakes
>”Look how much cream that one has, and so many colors”
>Caramel points at something in the book while the two moths keep flipping through it and you enjoy your pastry with some sort of a fancy name you can’t bother to remember
>Caramel grabs the book and spins it around, showing you yet another cake
>”Look at it Anon, wouldn’t you love to sink your teeths into this?”
>You glance at the page and find a cake that’s exactly the same color as Caramel’s coat
>You look at Caramel with an unimpressed expression as she wiggles her eyebrows at you before returning to study the book with Minty, who eagerly grabs it and flips over another page
>You on the other hand return to staring at the walls in boredom
>It’s raining like crazy outside and not many moths are up and about, you came to the cafe to wait it out and found Minty and Caramel talking about cakes
>and that’s what they have been doing for the past 20 minutes. Just talking about cakes while asking you something random every now and then
>Minty lets out another sigh and puts the book down
>”This book has so many nice cakes, I wish I could make one for Birch”
>She slumps onto the table and Caramel joins her by leaning on it
>”Why can’t you?”
>Minty turns herself around so she’s now lying on her back and at an awkward angle while staring at the ceiling
>”I don’t have any materials. It would have been such a good surprise for her...”
>You take another bite out of your whatever
“You’d just make a mess and get her annoyed again”
>Minty sighs and her antennae slowly go limp
>”I guess you’re right...”
>But Caramel pounds her hooves against the table to get both of your attentions
>”Nah, I’m sure she’d love the surprise!”
>Minty instantly cheers up, her antennae instantly standing up
>”You really think so?”
>Caramel grabs Minty’s hooves and pulls her up
>”Yeah, I’m super positive!”
>The two grin at one another in giddy excitement
>Caramel’s oddly gun-ho about this, but it is time for you to bring them back onto the surface of the earth
“You forgot you don’t have any ingredients”
>Minty stops jumping around with Caramel and hang her head in defeat
>”Oh...right”
>Caramel wraps her hoof around the sulky mare
>”Don’t worry, I have an idea”
>You start paying more attention to the two as Caramel walks her friend to the book, and opens up the book at some page and then points at the book
>”Look at this”
>Minty takes a look and seems slightly confused
>”Mint chocolate cake? That would be nice, but I don’t-“
>Caramel interrupts her
>”No, at the color”
>You glance at the book as Minty gasps
>”it’s the same color as my coat!”
>And then she looks at Caramel with confusion
>”But how does that help?”
>Caramel puts on a smug grin
>”Didn’t we have a lot of fun just looking at the cakes? We might not be able to make a cake, but we can make you look like a mint chocolate cake!”
>Your mouth falls open
“Caramel that’s reta-“
>”Caramel that’s an amazing idea!”
>You roll your eyes and shut your mouth while Caramel nods excitedly while letting go of the cafe mare
>”But how will I make myself look like this cake?”
>Caramel points at the picture, more precisely at the ornate chocolate decorations on the cake
>”This chocolate is dark in color right? Luckily I have something in my bag that is dark and looks kind of like that”
>Caramel digs out a bag from under the table and rummages around before pulling out
>...underwear, black lace underwear
>Caramel places them on the table and starts pulling out socks of some kind and a lace corset while Minty picks the underwear up and examines them in her hooves
>you already can tell that they leave no room for imagination and just barely cover enough to be called underwear
>”This is amazing Caramel it looks so much like decorations!”
>Minty excitedly pulls the underwear on as you sit back and enjoy the reverse strip show
>Caramel helps Minty put on the corset and as she’s about to slip on the socks Minty pauses
>”Wait, my hoof-fluff will get in the way, there’s no chocolate on the whipped cream parts”
>Caramel just puts the sock onto Minty’s hoof, making her let out a surprised squeak, but then her face turns to one of amazement as she looks at her hoof
>”That would be the problem with normal socks, but these socks have Meisa’s touch in them, 100% hoof fluff friendly for the mothponies who can’t wear normal socks”
>Instead of socks, they’re more like open tubes, stopping just before the fluffy part of Minty’s hooves
>Minty stares at her hoof in amazement before hugging Caramel excitedly
>”That’s amazing Caramel! I didn’t even know about socks like these!”
>Caramel hugs Minty back, and notices you staring at the two
>Caramel’s hoof starts inching lower and lower towards Minty’s butt while you stare with more intensity than you care to ever admit
>But then Caramel stops her hoof just above Minty’s now lace-covered behind and shows her tongue to you and the two break the hug
>Shamefur dispray
>Minty puts the rest of the socks on while Caramel keeps leering at you in an annoying manner
>”Were you wishing to see something else happen, hmm?”
“Bite me”
>”Be careful or I will~”
>Minty finishes putting the last sock on and turns around
>”How do I look?”
>Caramel snickers behind her hoof briefly before answering Minty, who does a little spin
>”Like a very delicious~ cake”
>You’re about to say she looks like an exotic dancer but this is probably going to be pretty hilarious so you just give Minty thumbs up
“You look just like a cake”
>Minty squees happily while Caramel gives you a quick smirk
>”What about the whipped cream? I don’t have anything white I could use an-”
>Caramel silences Minty by placing her hoof against Minty’s lips
>”Don’t worry, I have an idea for that too. Anon, could you give me the canister in my bag?”
>You pull the bag to you with your foot and pick up a canister
>you briefly look at the text on it
>For the pony who wants to enhance their looks in the bedroom, our fluff volumizer is guaranteed to poof up your fluff and spice up your love life
>you hand the can to Caramel and she sprays out some sort of foam onto her hooves and rubs it into Minty’s chestfluff, and then onto her hoof fluffs
>The stuff takes effect right away and Minty stares at her now extra voluptuous amount of fluff in amazement
>”Caramel you’re a genius, this is white and poofy, almost like whipped cream!”
>Minty Glances at the clock on the wall
>”And just in time, birch should be coming here any minute now”
>Caramel quickly flies to one of the tables and starts to push it near the entrance to the cafe
>”Then we can’t waste any more time, Minty come quick we need to make you as presentable as possible”
>Minty tilts her head in confusion
>”Presentable?”
>Caramel nods
>”Yeah, you can’t just put a beautiful cake on any sort of a surface, you have to have a beautifully catered table for it”
>Caramel gets Minty on the table and starts to instruct her on how to lie on it
>As expected soon enough Minty is lying on the table in a lewd manner
>Caramel nods and looks at her hoofwork with pride, but then it seems like she got a last minute idea
>”Minty do you have any cherries?”
>”Behind the counter, but why?”
>Caramel flies and retrieves one
>”You need to have this cherry”
>”But the cake in the picture didn’t have o-“
>Caramel interrupts Minty by putting the cherry in her mouth
>”Trust me, you always need to have a cherry on top. Now do this with your mouth-no, not like that, hold it like this between your teeths and do this with your eyes...perfect!”
>Now Minty is lying in a lewd position on the table with a cherry placed seductively in her mouth, giving bedroom eyes to whoever might walk in through the door
>You finish doing something you thought of and place a small folded paper sign on the table that says “For you” in cursive letters, and a few hearts drawn on it as well
>Caramel seems amazed at your idea and flies to you to wrap her hoof around your shoulder
>”That’s an excellent idea Anon, now we-“
>Suddenly there’s noise behind the door and Caramel stops talking, and the two of you take a few steps backwards
>The door opens and Birch walks in while folding her umbrella
>”Can you believe how much it is raini...”
>Her voice trails off as she notices Minty
>Birch stares at Minty with a blank face, before calmly putting her umbrella away and simply walking past Minty and into her side of the cafe, though looking much more grumpy than she did when she walked in
>You and Caramel both can barely contain your snickering as Minty spits out the cherry and scrambles to get up, before flying after Birch
>”Birch wait, I made myself into a cake for you...”
>She disappears after Birch and you break out snickering loudly with Caramel
>Which turns into roaring laughter as you two hear Birch yell out “No I do not want to have a taste!”