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- >Fluffies like blocks, so you decide to see how they fare with Minecraft.
- >You take your fluffy pony, place him in front of the computer and show him how to move, place blocks, mine, etc.
- >His hooves aren’t entirely dextrous enough, but he manages to get to grips with it.
- >You leave him for a few hours to see what he comes up with.
- >Fluffies are notoriously bad with blocks in real life, despite their propensity towards them.
- >They always knock over their stacks with their clumsy hooves and bulbous body.
- >Let’s see how they do without the ability to knock things over.
- >That evening you return to your fluffy.
- “Did you have fun, fluffy?”
- >”Fwuffy pway bwocks!”
- “Can you show me what you’ve made?”
- >Fluffy manipulates his character to the crest of a hill, upon which lies a random assortment of cobblestone in no particular order.
- >Your face immediately falls. You were sure you left him at a better state than this.
- “Is that it, Fluffy?”
- >”Siwwy Daddy! No, dis is what I made!”
- >Fluffy turns his character left to show a gigantic mountain.
- >Into it is carved what looks to be a 1:10 scale of Minas Tirith.
- >1:10 due to the difficulty of adding details with 1m3 blocks.
- >Your jaw is on the floor by this point.
- >He did this in 1 day? He’s surpassed you, certainly. You could never hope to make something so grand.
- >Do all fluffies have the ability to do this? Would they build wonders if their structures didn’t keep getting knocked over?
- >The detail in it is just as you remember from The Lord of the Rings film. Did he do it without reference? It’s so glorious, so perfect...
- >While stuck in your reverie fluffy pony turns back to the hodgepodge mess of blocks on the hill.
- >Hidden in the pile is a hitherto unseen switch.
- >You’re thinking about saving the map and screencapping this as evidence for the intelligence of fluffy ponies when fluffy shouts,
- >”BOOMY FUN TIME!”
- >He hits the switch, and the hissing sound of tons of TNT comes through the speakers.
- >This snaps you out of your pondering just in time for the huge explosion that wrecks the world.
- >Your computer lags with the amount of explosions it is calculating, and when the dust clears all that remains of the fantastic structure is a crater.
- >The explosion was so large it also knocked the character off the hill and into a lake.
- >You are gobsmacked and too stunned to do anything.
- >Fluffy is giggling to himself about what he just did.
- >As a result Fluffy Pony’s character drowns.
- >You finally regain your senses and look down at the pony responsible for destroying the one greatest feat accomplished by fluffies.
- “Why...?”
- >”Some fwuffies wan’ watch tha world buwn, Daddy!”
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