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Fluffy vs Minecraft

May 10th, 2012
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  1. >Fluffies like blocks, so you decide to see how they fare with Minecraft.
  2. >You take your fluffy pony, place him in front of the computer and show him how to move, place blocks, mine, etc.
  3. >His hooves aren’t entirely dextrous enough, but he manages to get to grips with it.
  4. >You leave him for a few hours to see what he comes up with.
  5. >Fluffies are notoriously bad with blocks in real life, despite their propensity towards them.
  6. >They always knock over their stacks with their clumsy hooves and bulbous body.
  7. >Let’s see how they do without the ability to knock things over.
  8. >That evening you return to your fluffy.
  9. “Did you have fun, fluffy?”
  10. >”Fwuffy pway bwocks!”
  11. “Can you show me what you’ve made?”
  12. >Fluffy manipulates his character to the crest of a hill, upon which lies a random assortment of cobblestone in no particular order.
  13. >Your face immediately falls. You were sure you left him at a better state than this.
  14. “Is that it, Fluffy?”
  15. >”Siwwy Daddy! No, dis is what I made!”
  16. >Fluffy turns his character left to show a gigantic mountain.
  17. >Into it is carved what looks to be a 1:10 scale of Minas Tirith.
  18. >1:10 due to the difficulty of adding details with 1m3 blocks.
  19. >Your jaw is on the floor by this point.
  20. >He did this in 1 day? He’s surpassed you, certainly. You could never hope to make something so grand.
  21. >Do all fluffies have the ability to do this? Would they build wonders if their structures didn’t keep getting knocked over?
  22. >The detail in it is just as you remember from The Lord of the Rings film. Did he do it without reference? It’s so glorious, so perfect...
  23. >While stuck in your reverie fluffy pony turns back to the hodgepodge mess of blocks on the hill.
  24. >Hidden in the pile is a hitherto unseen switch.
  25. >You’re thinking about saving the map and screencapping this as evidence for the intelligence of fluffy ponies when fluffy shouts,
  26. >”BOOMY FUN TIME!”
  27. >He hits the switch, and the hissing sound of tons of TNT comes through the speakers.
  28. >This snaps you out of your pondering just in time for the huge explosion that wrecks the world.
  29. >Your computer lags with the amount of explosions it is calculating, and when the dust clears all that remains of the fantastic structure is a crater.
  30. >The explosion was so large it also knocked the character off the hill and into a lake.
  31. >You are gobsmacked and too stunned to do anything.
  32. >Fluffy is giggling to himself about what he just did.
  33. >As a result Fluffy Pony’s character drowns.
  34. >You finally regain your senses and look down at the pony responsible for destroying the one greatest feat accomplished by fluffies.
  35. “Why...?”
  36. >”Some fwuffies wan’ watch tha world buwn, Daddy!”
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