CBMJ - Fifty Shades of Sunset

"Are you sure you're okay about this Sunset?"
>"For the 5th time Anon I'm into this, now shut up and gag my mouth.
"Okay whatever you say Sunny."
>"And Anon don't forget to smack me hard."
"what's the safety word again?
>"It's banana Anon, now shut your trap and tape my mouth shut."

"Are you sure you're okay about this Sunset?"
>How did you get here?
>"For the 5th time Anon, I'm into this, now shut up and gag my mouth.
>You craved a girlfriend, begged for one since middle school; however, this was not what you had in mind.
"Okay, whatever you say Sunny."
>"And Anon don't forget to smack me hard."
>This bitch
"Alright. What's the safety word again?"
>"It's banana Anon, now shut your trap and tape my mouth shut."
>Who does this bitch think she is?
>She's making it immensely hard for you not to pimp slap her.
>She's most likely doing it on purpose
>You halfheartedly raise your hand.
>Due to your hesitation however, you slow down and it collides with her face, softly
>"What the fuck was that!? I said hard!"
"I'm sorry, but this doesn't feel right"
>"I said it was fine, now smack me you green w-"
>SMACK
>"AAH!"
>You'll be damned if she was going to finish that sentence.
>As Sunset cries out in pleasure, you think back to three days ago in an attempt to figure out how things ended up this way.

>You want a girlfriend.
> Scratch that, you NEED a girlfriend.
> Your friends constantly swapped tales of both love and lust.
> Tales you can't relate to, being the only one in the group who remains a kissless virgin.
> You hate it, but what can you do?
> Every girl you thought about dating, someone snatched away from you.
> Implying that you even attempted to pursue a potential lover.
> Is anyone else in this school besides you even single?
>You ponder this as you head to the cafeteria to see your friends.

>"...So then, Vinyl slips some pill in my mouth, puts her speakers to my head, climbs on top of me and f- oh, hey Anon.
"Sup?"
>After your friends acknowledge you, the story you interrupted continues.
>You half-listen to yet another one of Coda's sexual escapades with Vinyl.
>You try to ignore it, hoping the conversation changes to the usual banter, before they all got girlfriends.
>"And then we...Hey, Anon? You alright?"
>Damn, he noticed.
"Eh, I guess. Kinda becomes a downer listening to these stories while not being able to relate to them though.
>You were never one for lying
>"Why didn't you say so, mate? You might not be a looker, but I'm sure we can find you someone to shag."
"I'm kinda looking for something more than just fucking, Coda"
>"Oh shit. Anon wants the real deal"
>Your friend Jackhammer pipes up
>"Don't worry man, we'll find you a special someone."
"Thanks Ja-"
>"With some cheeks that you can body for days on end"
"...Thanks Jack"
>"So, Mates, what girl in this school is right for Anon?"
>Your friends move toward the center of the table, discussing your potential partner.
>"Derpy?"
>"Nah, her muffin habit is too costly"
>"Twilight's with Flash.."
>...When did Maud get a man?"
>It goes on and on, until finally.
>Your friends look at each other before their eyes turn to you.
>"Sunset!"