Powerpuff Girlfriends

Blossom: Go on Bubbles.

Bubbles: I'm not asking him!

Blossome: Well, I'm not going to just..

Buttercup:  HEY! YOU!

Blossom: Buttercup! Not so loud!

Buttercup: Ugh. Fine.

[pause]

Buttercup: Hey. My sisters want to know if you want to come hang out at our house.

[short pause]

Blossom: Great! We're not really used to walking all the way there, so how's about I carry you?

Buttercup: Why do you get to carry him?

Blossom: Because I was the one who thought of it.

Buttercup: No fair, I was the one who went and talked to him!

Blossom: Yes, so you've already done something.

(flying sound effect)

Blossom and Buttercup: BUBBLES, GET BACK HERE!

(Flying sound effect)

Bubbles: Well, here we are. We usually just fly in through the windows, but since you're a guest we'll go through the door.

(Flying sound effects)

Buttercup: Not cool Bubbles.

Blossom: Yeah, not cool.

Bubbles: I'm sorry. I just thought it would be for the best. You two would probably still be arguing if I hadn't done something.

(pause)

Blossom: Well, she's not wrong.

Buttercup: Whatever. Let's just get inside.

(door)

Blossom: So, this is the living room. The kitchen's through there. Down there's the lab. We're not supposed to go in there when The Professor isn't home.

Buttercup: Yeah. Dad's at some boring science convention, so he won't be back until Monday.

Bubbles: (to herself) It's not boring.

Buttercup: Come on, I'll show you our room.

Blossom: Wait up!

(pause)

Buttercup: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "So much cutesy." Believe me, it was way worse when we were little.

Blossom: I like it.

Buttercup: Yeah, you would. Pink is your color.

Blossom: No it's not. Red is my color.

Buttercup: Pink is just light red.

Blossom: No it's not. It's..

Bubbles: (interrupting) So, what do you want to do? We could watch a movie, or play boardgames..

Buttercup: Seriously Bubbles? Boardgames? Who plays boardgames?

Blossom: I think we should just be upfront about this.

Buttercup: Yeah! Let's get it started!

Bubbles: Well, OK. If you think it's for the best.

Blossom: (clear throat) The reason we asked you to come over today is because.. um.. we..

Buttercup: We all kinda have a crush on you.

Blossom: Right. And it wouldn't be fair if just one of us got to date you.

Bubbles: So we talked it over and decided it was best if we shared you.

(pause)

Buttercup: Ahahaha! Look at his face! He doesn't know how to react!

Bubbles: Aww. It's OK. Just come lay on the bed with me. Now, close your eyes. (kiss) See. That was nice, right? (a few little kisses)

Blossom: (clears throat)

Bubbles: Oops, sorry.

Blossom: Well, that was a good start, but kissing a boy is supposed to be.. you know.. different. Like this. (making out)

Bubbles: Oh, okay. (switching between the two)

Buttercup: Well, while you two are busy kissing his mouth, I'm going to go straight to sucking his dick.

Bubbles: (gasp)

Blossom: Buttercup!

Buttercup: What? That's what girlfriends do and I'm his girlfriend now.

Blossom: We're all his girlfriend, and we shouldn't go any further unless we all agree that..

Buttercup: Too late, I'm doing it! (Blowjob)

Blossom: Seriously?

Bubbles: Umm. If she's sucking his dick, is it okay if lick and suck his balls?

(small pause)

Blossom: (mildly annoyed) Fine. (pause) Well, since you two have got that covered, I'll go ahead and take my top off. (takes top off) So, want to touch them? Yeah.. (make out) You want to kiss them? Suck on them?

(this continues for a while)

Bubbles: Blossom! Buttercup won't swap with me!

Buttercup:  I'm sucking his dick. Why would I want to swap?

Blossom: (sigh) Look, I'll lick his balls. Buttercup, you can replace me.

Buttercup: Sweet! My tits are way better than her's anyway. (takes top off) You want to get all up in here? (no kissing)

(after a while)

Blossom: Buttercup! You're smothering him!

Buttercup: Shut up. He likes it, don't you baby?

(small pause)

Bubbles: Yeah. I think he likes it.

Blossom: Come on Buttercup, it's time to swap again. Let Bubbles have a turn.

Buttercup: Screw that. It's time to kick things up a notch. I'm going to sit on his face. (moaning improv)

Blossom: Unbelievable.

Buttercup: Wow. You're actually pretty good at this.

Bubbles: Um, Blossom. If you want to.. you know.. I don't mind.

Blossom: (little laugh) Thanks Bubbles. Hey Buttercup! Since you keeping wanting to take things further, I guess you won't mind if I have sex with him.

Buttercup: Like I care. With how good he is at this, I bet he makes me cum long before you.

Blossom: Oh, it is on!

Bubbles: This is so hot. I'm.. I'm gong to start touching myself. (moaning improv)

(After a while Blossom cums)

Blossom: I.. win..

Buttercup: Ugh! No fair! My turn, my turn!

Bubbles: But I want a turn.

Buttercup: But I REALLY need it. You can go next and you get make him cum, okay?

Bubbles: Okay..

Buttercup: Now, let me lean over the bed and you can fuck me from behind.

(improv)

Buttecup: Come on! You can fuck me harder than that! Smack my ass too! (spanks)

Bubbles: I can't take it any more. If I float in front of your face.. could you.. go down on me?

(imrov moaning)

Buttercup: I'm close! Bubbles! Bubbles! Make out with me!

Bubbles: What?! No!

Buttercup: Come on. Do it. It'll be really hot.

Blossom: I'll do it.

(make out)

Bubbles: That IS really hot. I'm.. I'm..

(Buttercup and Bubbles cums)

(pause)

Bubbles: My turn.

Blossom: What? But you just came.

Bubbles: Buttercup said I could go next. Besides, I don't think he'll last much longer.

Blossom: Alright..

Bubbles: Thank you. So, I'll lie down here, and you can be on top. Go slow, OK?

(Bubbles doesn't swear in the beginning. Moans, "Yeah" etc)

Blossom: This isn't fair. Bubbles just came, and with him on top I can't have him go down on me. You both got him to give you head.

(Bubbles starts to say "fuck" "fuck me")

Buttercup: You know.. there is a way for us both to cum again.

(small pause)

Blossom: I dunno..

Buttercup: Come on. You already made out with me. Are you scared I'll make you cum first?

Blossom: Alright, but only if we do it where he can see.

Buttercup: Floating the air? This is going to be good.

(69 improv)

(Bubbles starts swearing a lot, calling herself "whore" and "slut")

Bubbles: OH SHIT! FUCK ME! FUCK ME LIKE THE WHORE I AM! POUND INTO YOUR LITTLE SLUT!

Bubbles: CUM! CUM IN ME! CUM IN ME! (all three cum together)


(heavy breathing)

Buttercup: Holy shit Bubbles. I didn't even think you even knew all those words.

Bubbles: Sorry. I got a little carried away.

Blossom: Well, I think that went well.

Bubbles/Buttercup: Mmmm..

(Emergency hotline sound effect)

Blossom: Oh, shoot. (pick up phone) Hello? Yes Mayor? Mhm? Mhm? We'll be right there. Come on girls, we have to go save the city. Clean yourselves up and get dressed.

Buttercup: Do we have to?

Bubbles: Yeah, I want to cuddle some more.

Blossom: (stern) Girls..

Buttercup&Bubbles: Okay.

*pause*

Blossom: *kiss* We'll be right back. (flying sound effect)

Bubbles: *kiss* You can watch us on the news. I'll wave to the cameras for you. (flying sound effect)

Buttercup: *make out* I love you. (flying sound effect)