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  1. DOOD: yo!
  2. KikiMofo: I was just about to talk to you.
  3. DOOD: :O
  4. DOOD: am i in trouble
  5. KikiMofo: I dunno. Did you do something?
  6. DOOD: hm let's see
  7. DOOD: i drank some coffee this morning...
  8. DOOD: took 2 finals...
  9. DOOD: played some QWOP...
  10. DOOD: OH and i got IP banned from IWBTS
  11. DOOD: :3
  12. KikiMofo: Hmm. I think the bad part was that you played QWOP because that game makes me mad.
  13. DOOD: i got really far too!
  14. DOOD: i was just gonna make a video out of it
  15. DOOD: but yea i was gonna vent about how big of an asshole cer is blah blah
  16. DOOD: but then i forgave him
  17. DOOD: so i figured i'd underscore it
  18. DOOD: but yea, doesnt look like there's any reconciliation this time
  19. DOOD: sorry i never got to play gayniggers from outer space for you
  20. KikiMofo: Don't worry about that. Right now all I want is to figure out what happened
  21. DOOD: but think about it
  22. DOOD: do you really want to know?
  23. KikiMofo: Yes.
  24. DOOD: that was quick
  25. KikiMofo: I know what I want.
  26. DOOD: alright well here's my side of the story
  27. DOOD: i catch ceru on, pm him, and suggest an idea i had for the site: put an affiliates button on the front page
  28. DOOD: ceru was sour grapes
  29. DOOD: said, shouldnt that go in the forums?
  30. DOOD: i said: but that'd be too insincere, dont you think?
  31. DOOD: what if we made a separate page and linked all the other sites there, and put a button that when clicked, directs to that page?
  32. DOOD: he says: you know ryai, you're being awfully anal tonight
  33. DOOD: i was surprised "what the hell?" i said " I barely said anything"
  34. DOOD: then there was a whole 15 minute gap where ceru lectures me on how we shouldnt want to update the site every day, and that rome wasn't made in one day etc, and i tell him if he didn't act like a baby and change the password on me, i could test all these ideas without him
  35. DOOD: he thought i meant to say: without your permission, i will change whatever i want on the site
  36. DOOD: guy flips the fuck out
  37. DOOD: i tease him: "oh jeeze i'm sorry, i forgot you didn't ask to be admin. sorry i wasted so much of your time with my stupid suggestions. i didn't know what i was thinking trying to improve the site."
  38. DOOD: guy calls me an asshole
  39. DOOD: point taken
  40. DOOD: refuses to chat from that point on
  41. DOOD: a little steamy, i go in to chat and voice my annoyance
  42. DOOD: at the time toaster was pleading me to add him to the lounge stream
  43. DOOD: i tell him sure hope you dont whine like a baby, and do so
  44. DOOD: a little pissed off at this point, i sneer at toaster: don't you have a verified channel?
  45. DOOD: what if we replaced lounge with it and i took my shit and got out of here, seeing as how none of my contributions are worth a shit
  46. DOOD: cer says: don't bring our argument into the chat
  47. DOOD: i say nothing
  48. DOOD: several ticks of the clock later, i notice the lounge description read: under construction
  49. DOOD: hoping to blow off steam, i was talking to chryme at the moment
  50. DOOD: i perceive subtle change and note that he might actually be doing it out of childish spite
  51. DOOD: i sign on to the site
  52. DOOD: and noticed that i'm no longer a streamer or a mod
  53. DOOD: check forums, gone
  54. DOOD: genuinely surprised at how far he'd taken it at this point, i burst out in chat
  55. DOOD: WOW you guys check it out!
  56. DOOD: ceru got mad at me and took away all this shit!
  57. DOOD: lololol!
  58. DOOD: i call him zaffe 2.0
  59. DOOD: nails on the coffin
  60. DOOD: error 503, permission denied
  61. DOOD: bastard banned my IP
  62. DOOD: so i take out my trusty list of circumventors from the back of my dusty truck
  63. DOOD: go in to forums
  64. DOOD: and deleted every post i made
  65. DOOD: found as many people as i could in chat
  66. DOOD: pm'd every single one of them
  67. DOOD: and told them what kind of a bastard ceru is
  68. DOOD: and that he was zaffe 2.0, and this was razestream reincarnate
  69. DOOD: i was pretty butthurt
  70. DOOD: several hours pass, i find it difficult to concentrate on schoolwork due to rage
  71. DOOD: several more hours pass. i walk out of finals room
  72. DOOD: sleep deprivation, caffeine, and ritalin has me in a daze
  73. DOOD: i walk outside and the sun was beaming
  74. DOOD: the temperature was perfect
  75. DOOD: and the birds were chirping
  76. DOOD: i get on the bus and realize how insignificant that was
  77. DOOD: played QWOP immediately as i got home
  78. DOOD: and well
  79. DOOD: now i'm here.
  80. KikiMofo: Is that all then?
  81. DOOD: mhm
  82. DOOD: i swear i didn't leave anything out
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