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  1. zaz is used to it.
  2. what am i used to.
  3. ohboi its freezebug.
  4. i believe in u devin.
  5. gonna smoke brb.
  6. wtf was that.
  7. make sparky fix.
  8. [MG] Cheezus: kek.
  9. [MG] Cheezus: kek.
  10. [MG] Cheezus: kek.
  11. [MG] Cheezus: kek.
  12. [MG] Cheezus: kek.
  13. [MG] Cheezus: kek.
  14. !title 255,255,255 Bdroidz:idk.
  15. set zaz on fire to.
  16. u wanna know why it wasnt working.
  17. i forgot $model 1.
  18. am i kool yet.
  19. thank you kanye very cool.
  20. uses 3 holos in total?
  21. well 4 for the body.
  22. 4 holos in total?
  23. that would make for a fantastic glider cockpit neko.
  24. 10 somehow kek.
  25. Is this a good idea.
  26. fucking hell how many planes did u make.
  27. wrong seat kek.
  28. i am pilotte.
  29. How do you build a tank chassis.
  30. how 2 start.
  31. i dont think it works.
  32. i could jear gears.
  33. i wish i had my old old old planes.
  34. time to abuse my power on csgo.
  35. no engine 10/10.
  36. I have no idea what I'm doing.
  37. as long as body.
  38. o there is a cheez.
  39. u still tired?
  40. ya gag.
  41. enough for it to be an excuse?
  42. im not playen chess'.
  43. i turn around.
  44. woosh thats a fast neko.
  45. and there is ches.
  46. cmon u can have white privilege.
  47. no gag i need to make a minmax all myn arnt minmax enough because the illegal.
  48. play chess or make plane.
  49. make min max.
  50. i need one .
  51. panda help bones out.
  52. mwell its actually good.
  53. gag chess later.
  54. I dont know how to play chess .
  55. cheez gimme back power to cleanup props .
  56. was horrifying yesterday.
  57. yea give it back to gag.
  58. like 10 guests.
  59. had to permaban them all.
  60. a ming spamed on are chess.
  61. and there was just propspam.
  62. well u see.
  63. aside from red panda.
  64. and cried to u.
  65. give to gag and red.
  66. ive got reports about all mods minging shit with pp ability.
  67. Red panda = gay .
  68. there you go .
  69. ok well i vote to give to red and gag .
  70. you arent wrong .
  71. [∩ º ͜ʖ º ]⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚. * ・ 。゚.
  72. Are you actually gay.
  73. Wow thats pretty gay if you ask me.
  74. DynamX: Are you actually gay.
  75. gag getting report was what made me remove the perms actually.
  76. because there the only mods that dont mega cuck shit.
  77. after hearing about grand and viral doing it.
  78. ask aros about it.
  79. aros is gay'.
  80. Ok well viral lost mod once before what do you expect.
  81. He's also viral.
  82. aros is basically wiz.
  83. Bill for mod 2018.
  84. well aros is annoying and a mega dick bag so fuck him give perms.
  85. 10/10 red probably hasent done any thing eather.
  86. panda is just.
  87. t h e r e.
  88. e x i s t i n g.
  89. At least he doesn't minge.
  90. s p y i n g.
  91. i havent seen aros do any mingy shit elaborate on him being ass.
  92. because he is the only mod that dosent do gay shit gag likes to be a potato but still a good mod.
  93. s t a l k i n g .
  94. Red = nazi spy .
  95. remember zeph back when everyone hated him.
  96. o aros is just a cunt to me so i dont like him.
  97. add a sprinkle of wiz an tone down the zeph a bit.
  98. any ways red is punished for no offence but badly picked mods.
  99. not you gag.
  100. but yesterday was fun either way.
  101. couldnt izk anyone so.
  102. had to permaban people instantly.
  103. Gaghr you're only talking shit about aros because he was the one who reported you.
  104. we need mods that mod not have builders that can take a wank and play the power card on people.
  105. 2:17 PM - Aros: lmao I don't know what gaghr expects when he does mingy shit.
  106. i want mods that dont get reported for minge.
  107. o look a server that doesnt crash my game.
  108. 2:17 PM - Aros: and I barely make contact with b0n3s except for le epic spelling correction.
  109. well gag minges when he dosent think people would take it in the ass.
  110. yea he fixes all my spelling.
  111. i told him to stop.
  112. so there both gay.
  113. bones regarding ur thing about minging when people wont take it in the ass.
  114. 2:18 PM - Aros: the whole point of minging is to be annoying and ass.
  115. this is the right way to use fin.
  116. fuck theres no banlist like there is on ulx.
  117. there is a banlist.
  118. yes it is neko.
  119. how do i access it.
  120. ok well gmod is about a couple of friends playing togeather and i dont know one group of friends that dont fuck with each othe.
  121. As I build this speeder tank, I realize I still have no idea what I'm doing.
  122. I feel like if a mod decides to minge they shouldn't be mod because the whole point of being mod is to prevent minges.
  123. and report it to the officals.
  124. holy fuck neko actually bans.
  125. Bones I'm not doing this just to spite you. I've been complaining about gaghr for a while now.
  126. I'm going to be completely honest.
  127. Its not what he's done to me but what he's done to other people.
  128. Eg touching people's shit.
  129. 2:20 PM - Aros: elaborate on me doing mingy shit.
  130. So I don't get to pick sides?
  131. Well in that case just because gaghr didn't minge cheeze he shouldn't care right.
  132. the engine is fucking you.
  133. what about meee.
  134. my stance may be disagreed with but.
  135. mod means you should ditch fucking with people.
  136. for the most part.
  137. Gag just memes around with friends tbh.
  138. Aros wasn't taking it in the ass. He told gaghr to stop more than once and he didn't.
  139. dont worry just staffmemes.
  140. Can I just pull a "It's cheeze's server he gets to do what he wants" If he doesn't want mods on his mod team so what.
  141. i didnt say that.
  142. ur drunk go home.
  143. I mean it's obviously his server but he wants what's best for his community...
  144. take nobody speaking for me seriously only i speak for me.
  145. (stagnant community might i add but thats for another day).
  146. mg fight night.
  147. o b o i.
  148. the word badmin is there also.
  149. so... joke went over all of yall.
  150. can i at least have the power to izk people so i dont have to just permaban people instead.
  151. id rather izk them.
  152. join izk if you want real power.
  153. 8:13 PM - [MG] Wizard Lizard: vape swep is the best addon ive ever seen .
  154. How to get your data folder deleted 101.
  155. [MG] Aros: where is the rape room.
  156. tbh all i need is cleanup and izk power.
  157. i drink salami.
  158. otherwise i have to go RB adminning mode .
  159. cuz i have a fuckin split personality.
  160. if i can find way to do that without breaking shit i would.
  161. i go hyper serious when adminning on euro servers lol.
  162. i can do cleanup i might have to edit izk tho.
  163. DYNO GET OFF.
  164. I mean IZKing someone is pretty much a kick though.
  165. ban gaghr 2018.
  166. rip Gagu 2k18.
  167. we need to rid the world of gmod of planes.
  168. i would need a MUCH smaller engine.
  169. this is too big.
  170. neko tbh from all the stuff youve shown me, youve probably made more planes than me.
  171. nEKO HELP ME WITH MY PLANE.
  172. fun thing with voting is im prob not doing that again in the future because it wont always end in best option.
  173. take usa for example.
  174. /( 0͡ つ ͜ °)\.
  175. Shut up you have an SJW for a prime minister.
  176. was best option tho.
  177. b a d e x a m p l e.
  178. im still 99.9999999999999998% sure viral got mod from that anus voting system becuase everyone voted for each other for a vote.
  179. tbh im ok with panda being mod, as long as i make him more ASSERTIVE.
  180. I literally voted for viral as a meme and he got mod apparently.
  181. also whoever was it that said "cheez would pick bad mods if it was just him picking".
  182. can u elaborate on that happening without vote in the past.
  183. or on who i might pick.
  184. [CHATBOT]:Aros says 'Sorry I accidentally threw away the Facepunch headquarters. '.
  185. because i have mental list of people who will never be mod.
  186. and its quite populated.
  187. I think the way we should do it is the ADMINS decide who gets mod. Not the server.
  188. i have a mental list of people to never play rust with.
  189. current mods are from vote.
  190. not from my choice.
  191. Nekos list consists of Dynamx.
  192. cookies and viral were in the top 4.
  193. all of mg.
  194. the one that i didnt pick from the top 4 was someone who didnt play.
  195. give cheeze a break.
  196. i didnt pick neko.
  197. I don't even know how neko got mod.
  198. was either turdle or net.
  199. net picked me.
  200. Cheeze literally bought his admin in 2008.
  201. Worst decision of his life.
  202. then tritan though me a admin party in the spawn room.
  203. now he has to watch kids all day.
  204. literally paid $10 for superadmin .
  205. back when mg first was a thing.
  206. Cheeze you should go work at a mental hospital you'd fit right in.
  207. i would be a patient.
  208. tbh i looked at banlist and.
  209. The patient that takes care of the more retarded patients.
  210. neko is MUCH more tyrannical than net.
  211. Wiz is the ultimate tyrant fym.
  212. wiz bnlist is puny.
  213. net did nothing wrong.
  214. ban all lennys.
  215. knee-co or neck-o.
  216. what does everyone choose.
  217. I've always thought it was Neh-Ko.
  218. how about n-eye-ko.
  219. i'm typing with one hand.
  220. the real question is is neko a boy or a girl.
  221. vote to change neko's gender.
  222. cuz of nekos pac.
  223. . !cleanup namehere.
  224. u already had that perm.
  225. I put nekos name in google translate for japanese and hit the hear the word button and it said nehco.
  226. ill see about izk command.
  227. may make izk like.
  228. a whitelisted command.
  229. where only select people can do it.
  230. Aka not the mods .
  231. send to gulag.
  232. right now it simply checks for "IsAdmin" flag.
  233. which is not set for mods atm.
  234. WHAT HOW CAN TACOBELL BE GOOD.
  235. does IZK know we have that command?
  236. ACK THE SALLLT.
  237. i have a bell.
  238. and a taco.
  239. What if instead of banning IZK people we just make it redirect them back to IZK when they get in the server.
  240. jack in the box is best taco.
  241. cat is bob 2.0 .
  242. can we keep him cheez pls.
  243. i wanan raise him like bob.
  244. Cat is diet bob .
  245. d i e t.
  246. b o b.
  247. Oh hey there.
  248. i wanan make bob 2.0.
  249. what is a diet bob\.
  250. I have no idea how to make this work.
  251. i wil rip your ass open.
  252. thats not bob anymore.
  253. CatBurrito: i wil rip your ass open.
  254. [MG] Cheezus: Dd OOOR.
  255. fuckin bob zero.
  256. [MG] Kraken: it has a tongue [ZGG] TheZaz969: so what? so does your dick.
  257. pls lemme brainwash.
  258. 8:13 PM - [MG] Wizard Lizard: vape swep is the best addon ive ever seen .
  259. catburrito, go buy fords on craigslist.
  260. and REEE at the seller if not for cheap.
  261. wtf was that sound.
  262. but he is.
  263. didnt u see him drive his gokart.
  264. hes basically a mini version of that nekbears who slices bottles with a katana.
  265. Golden aren't you a neckbeard irl.
  266. or maybe his jacket makes him look like that.
  267. neko make it a skeleton.
  268. so its updated.
  269. make one for me.
  270. that just runs around.
  271. but with offbrand ripoff e2s.
  272. bob is here.
  273. neko make GAGHRAI.
  274. Ford does suck.
  275. well they suck now.
  276. they didnt suck back when they made planes.
  277. ford f 150 .
  278. my 2000 ford taurus will roast you irl.
  279. 135 horsepower of POWER.
  280. horsepower of power.
  281. I'd argue that Honda and Dodge are best makes. Honda has the reliability in engines, and Dodge has power in their engines.
  282. fuck he does.
  283. saturn tops all of them.
  284. so u mean.
  285. birds of a feather flock together.
  286. he broke up with all the lesbians.
  287. lesbian memes are dead we need to go back to plate memes and 1/3 memes.
  288. is cat a boy?
  289. cheez is a bitchn't.
  290. speaking of tractors i need to play new mudrunner update.
  291. i like playing gmod on 5.1 surround sound and golden yells SHUT THE FUCK UP while my dad walks by my pc.
  292. y e s.
  293. cheezdad: oh terribly sorry but no more tim hortons for you for a week.
  294. [MG] Cheezus: wtf is wrong with that figfget spnner.
  295. some yell cheez has $15000 bitcoin on old harddrive that is lost.
  296. for whoever hadnt heard about that.
  297. i had 2 btc or so on old hard drive.
  298. lost it ages ago.
  299. in storage room.
  300. f i n d i t.
  301. Well to be fair his dad literally never throws anything away so you are more than able to go find it.
  302. it is probably.
  303. literally buried under 500 old pcs.
  304. you could by mg 1 whole server with that.
  305. host mg for 3 days.
  306. make plane gold.
  307. i want to see minmax plate.
  308. p l a t e.
  309. /( 0͡ つ ͜ °)\.
  310. pump with alllllllll the growth hormones.
  311. and let it grow.
  312. my grandma slithers faster than this tractor.
  313. bones the best test i find is.
  314. make your base super heavy.
  315. shift to highest gear.
  316. clutch drop it.
  317. if its not slipping itll instantly drop to low rpm.
  318. Keating what the fuck is this.
  319. It's a tank.
  320. do ACF engines output more torque than top torque due to flywheel?
  321. With my applied absent skill of not knowing how turrets work.
  322. when clutch dro.
  323. beware or be square.
  324. speaking of beware has anyone seen that new game where you are in car and rapist van is chasing you.
  325. like dirt rally but ur chased by a murderer.
  326. does it work rly nice now.
  327. I have some sorta clutch.
  328. it doesn't work at all.
  329. Dirt rally with dynamx chasing you is the horror game of the century.
  330. you should have independent clutches.
  331. for each side.
  332. Look at the E2.
  333. It doesn't work at all.
  334. d r i v e.
  335. it doesn't work is what I'm telling you xd.
  336. am I ausitm?
  337. yes so uh.
  338. My own masterpiece.
  339. I am proud.
  340. youre setting the material of the setang plates.
  341. not the wheels.
  342. I fixed it a few versions ago.
  343. aros is busboi but how much bus has the aros busboi made.
  344. But that still didn't work.
  345. does mercury have a pm.
  346. i should add that.
  347. would be ez.
  348. eet still no work.
  349. When the blocks don't have size 90 in 24 units.
  350. aint no 24x90's here.
  351. so u wired drive and drive2 right.
  352. to these babies.
  353. nibba tf you do.
  354. changed the if statement.
  355. I'M FUCKING STUPID.
  356. so save the e2.
  357. seems to drive well now.
  358. and u can add a brake via weld latch.
  359. when i had 97 hours acf dev said i was good builder for my hours.
  360. fucking gag me daddy.
  361. love me .
  362. where is glider.
  363. cheez you remeber the days of steve jobs kek and Uberfgt.
  364. you learn how to make a glider by makingone.
  365. n mg flatgrass.
  366. steve jobs and uber gave me autism.
  367. those final drives.
  368. wont be gooood.
  369. i swear i saw it driving yesterday.
  370. is this old.
  371. e x t r e m e g r i p.
  372. fite me neko.
  373. !hp dyna 245534.
  374. i wanna play Go.
  375. neko dew it.
  376. mwell time to blind aros.
  377. Can someone help me with suspension.
  378. scampers: wtf its shreks own shrek car.
  379. Wizard Lizard: i could model a better penis.
  380. COLD MAN: can some one tell me how to make sepenchen.
  381. sparkybirb: ive never cringed so hard in months and u call my server cancer.
  382. Is anyone available?
  383. I hope you choke on the cock of a large unforgiving black man.
  384. u broke it.
  385. o shit thats hot.
  386. for the legend of the black forest ham.
  387. zephguy: i didnt shit cum.
  388. it just happens .
  389. get my ass out of my ass.
  390. ill show u my trade secret.
  391. do water takeoff.
  392. lemme fly il make it do things youd never imagine.
  393. cheez added seat protection apprently.
  394. helo der cheez.
  395. Why can't I see RACs?
  396. have you updated your acf.
  397. is there a rudder aros.
  398. not in a while.
  399. you just SVN update right?
  400. roll so s l o w.
  401. i got it.
  402. what the fuck.
  403. Do a barrel roll bitch.
  404. Ey Golden, would it be a better idea to have 2 40mm HMGs, 2 20mm MGs, or one of each?
  405. what are the ratios.
  406. i cant see ratios unparent for a sec.
  407. middle as well.
  408. middle is just 1/1?
  409. should be ok cuz.
  410. whats torque limit on it.
  411. and low rpm.
  412. middle thing super duper.
  413. i have the best wrods.
  414. u have 121600nm torque going into the transfers in gear 1.
  415. torque rating is.
  416. use bigger ones.
  417. I can't wait to finish this.
  418. 243200 Nm actuallly.
  419. o shit yea cause 2 engines.
  420. but well it does split.
  421. to each transfer i guess.
  422. bones take torque output of engine(s) and divide by ratio of gear 1 for torque u get out of main gearbox.
  423. ACF wants you to make planes ofc.
  424. n e e d to use bigger than the small ones.
  425. how much rating does the medium have?
  426. WHAT DID I TELL U.
  427. gold is this meme tank or is this actual setup.
  428. if u stack em up then yes.
  429. thatll be good.
  430. cuz powerband of 3.
  431. how heavy is tonk.
  432. u call that slow turning.
  433. compared to what.
  434. bones i think u oughtta make a plane if u think thats slow.
  435. how did u do it before setpos?
  436. no i mean.
  437. how did you avoid that problem before setpos was a thing*.
  438. mustve been so fuckin cancer when u used setpos.
  439. how did u avoid getting shot in the ass.
  440. spinning at 5000 rpm.
  441. !rcon acf_setpos_override 1.
  442. o b o i.
  443. lets see it spin like a propeller.
  444. THAT'S NEARLY THE SAME SPEED.
  445. the same speed.
  446. thats like 1.5x faster.
  447. I wanna learn how to do tank steering.
  448. wtf are u one about.
  449. if u want SMOOTH NEUTRAL.
  450. then u need to deal with the CENTER OF MASS of the tank.
  451. like a plane :3.
  452. mg is gay.
  453. gay is mg.
  454. planes is mg.
  455. when will the tractor sprout wings.
  456. the word is silent.
  457. run on the same engine.
  458. fucking monster 695 hp on a tractor.
  459. u dont need that much.
  460. what a monster.
  461. " Dr. Gamer has subscribed to you on YouTube".
  462. youre gonna be able to tug my BIG BOIS.
  463. wtf my fps is dying.
  464. Help I can't play video games anymore "YOU NEED DOCTOR GAMER".
  465. OH ITS CHEEZ.
  466. zoom in on it cheez.
  467. it gets wild.
  468. zoom in on it.
  469. each person looking controls their own copy of it.
  470. arrow keys move.
  471. it gets super wild tho.
  472. I keep it off because assholes run around crashing games with it.
  473. I have no CPU.
  474. pp_texturize 1 makes your gmod use GPU.
  475. would make colors of it not get dicked the further you go but i got aids figuring that out.
  476. using your abacus as a CPU.
  477. neato burrito cheez.
  478. You cant trust a one eared cat.
  479. this is my replacement for media player.
  480. Meet a old cat last night thing was nothing but bones.
  481. Alright PZ 1 C "Done".
  482. i make plane therefore i am.
  483. finish the plane slave.
  484. could be massiv-er.
  485. [MG] Aros: I just fingered myself.
  486. nice ac130 jackal.
  487. OneEaredNeko: if you had sex with a zebra and a turtle and whale what order did you have sex with them.
  488. wind tunnel week.
  489. do u even know female anatomy.
  490. Whats best way to build the front of big tube planes.
  491. cockpit sure is fun in this.
  492. no 4x4 shells in PHX.
  493. spawning up top.
  494. get in after unfrozen.
  495. Matt de Guy: id give wiz a nice succ.
  496. whatever happened to matt.
  497. but yeah i like turboprop.
  498. i want an ac130 for 4 turboprops.
  499. The Businessy Mr. Business Cat: your steam profile background is an image that really should be nsfw.
  500. How about fuck off.
  501. how i fly.
  502. hop in my seat.
  503. V controls the flaps.
  504. shift to change view.
  505. hold F for freelook.
  506. ur flaps are in takeoff mode rn.
  507. p o w e r.
  508. 1 power of the horse.
  509. You make a bind.
  510. And then never ask again.
  511. 󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡?: cheezus is gonna sit on you and cropdust your face.
  512. A D for manual roll if needed.
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