Prologue: Akumeoy lives
1. Akumeoy's Author Page

Act One: You gotta love me
1. Donkey Kong is Dead
2. Take a Nap
3. Welcome to Funny
4. A Wizard
5. Sidereal Looper
6. Rotissery Chicken
7. Akumeoy's Proposal - The Colony

Intermission: Operation Health
1. Owner of a Lonely Heart
2. They're Being Weird About It

Act Two: Detroit: Become Funny
1. The Deal With Airline Food
2. Just The Tip
3. Worst Baptism Ever
4. Wage Thelft
5. Fellas...
6. Cool Pic
7. Egg McMansion

Intermission: Make it snappy
1. Unattractive Qualities
2. They All Want To Do This

Act Three: Welcome to the internet
1. The "I'm Gay" Bomb
2. Haunted Dollhouse (or: "AAAAAAAAA!!!!")
3. Because It's Cold There
4. Just Roll With It
5. This Is Shopped
6. Character Assassin
7. Hyper-Realistic Blood

Intermission: I wanna post you like an animal
1. DT
2. Squidward's Deicide

Act Four: Something is wrong
1. Man-Made Object
2. Suicide By Hanging
3. See Above
4. Humpty Dumpty
5. Containment?
6. Appears To Be
7. The S Factor

Intermission: Take a fucking sip, babe
1. Very Holy Water
2. Haters Will See You Replicate

Act Five: Throwback Thursday
1. Containment Procedures for a Skull
2. A Telephone Box
3. Discomforting Door
4. St. Jimmy
5. Lunar Impact
6. The Collaborator
7. Jailsnake