The Worst Anime I Ever Did See

Sloggernaut - Today at 1:33 AM
i have no fucking idea whats happening right now in this show
it seems like the storyboards were really shitty or poorly communicated or something because the way people are talking to each other is just all over the place and ridiculous
theres a scene where a girl is sitting next to the bed of the guy, who jumped in front of a missle to save her, and the teacher or whatever comes in and is like "You should get some rest!" in a cheery tone while smiling
It was so awkward it gave me chills
Especially since in the next frames the teacher is all concerned as the girl walks out the door

And then the girl runs on the beach to clear her head or whatever and another girl who wasnt running is just there despite the first girl running quite a bit, and the second girl is like
Well let me just kind of paraphrase this:
Girl 2, screaming and angry: "STOP BEING A BABY AND FIGHT YOU WUSS"
Girl 1: "i wont fight ever again"
girl 2: "I SAID STOP BEING A BABY
girl 1: "I WOULD FIGHT IF I KNEW WHERE THE ENEMY IS"
girl 2, smiling and friendly: "There you go"

And then every other girl shows up, again despite that the first girl just ran down the beach for a while and they came from a different direction walking at a liesurely pace(???) and they're like "Our hearts are together"
Id say its a shitty sub but considering the facial cues and stuff this is just one of the worst scripts ive ever seen
I dont know how anyone could write something this dumb
It's borderline impossible to understand any of the characters because theyre all bipolar and nothings consistent

Like the reverse trap reintroduced herself as a girl to the class, and then when she was hanging out with the guy he called her by her fake boy name on accident and she was like "I TOLD YOU WHEN WE'RE ALONE TO CALL ME BY MY GIRL NAME", but what does them being alone have to do with fucking anything because she introduced herself to the school already as a girl and was only playing a boy for like 3 days anyways?????????????????????????????????
what the FUCK?
This is the kind of script that's so bad, it starts to work against it's inherent properties as a script in that there's no feasible way for anybody to be immersed or understand the characters, and so small flaws that would otherwise maybe be overlooked or forgiven are glaring in the face of dialogue and atmosphere that is just purely incoherent
who the fuck wrote this
are they blind and also deaf and also not really a human but more like some kind of elfnoid goblin type creature who's never heard any actual languages before
was this written by the burger king foot lettuce guy?
Is the guy who wrote this perhaps in possession of too many chromosomes and also he is a chimp???????????????????????????????????????????
this is just confusingly awful
i cant stop watching because this is a trainwreck and im curious to see just how much worse its gonna get
or like the german girl
who's hot
i like her
but for like 4 episodes she was literally trying to kill people
Just straight prove that she could
And then her mech like consumes her and the main MC ends up cutting her out
and she hallucinates(????????????????????) him saying something like "Dont worry ill protect you" and immediately after waking up she's in love with him
Like twenty minutes ago she was literally trying to slaughter him
And now she's the most obsessed out of all the harem
it doesnt make sense
Oh okay and dont get me started on this
so the whole plot is that in the future japan makes these mech suits that only women can power(??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? cool i guess?????????????????????????????????????????????????????)
And the world leaders decided they were too powerful or whatever
And made a pact not to use them for military means
It says that literally in the first 2 minutes of the first episode as exposition
BUT THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A HIGH SCHOOL COMPLETELY DEVOTED TO TEACHING 15 YEAR OLDS HOW TO FLY THEM, AND WHY ARE THEY EQUIPPED WITH MASSIVE WEAPONRY
They even say, "we only use the mechs for sport now"
ANd I guess the sport is beating the shit out of each other
AND I GUESS they needed a whole fucking school without normal lessons where they literally just learn to fly mechs and beat the shit out of each other
AND THEY SAY THERES ONLY LIKE 500 OF THE MECHS BUILT ANYWAYS SO WHY DOES THIS ONE SCHOOL HAVE LIKE 300 STUDENTS IN IT A YEAR
there are just
so
so
SO
many plotholes
inconsistent plot devices
so much incomprehensible writing
so much literally just
Like
if this was a car itd be a 2008 Honda Civic that is on fire and all the doors were welded shut and the family inside were put under anesthetic before they sealed it up
literally the MC and this other girl almost died fighting this prototype mech that escaped(dont get me started on that) and now the other girls are like
"Lets go fight that thing!"
Girl who almost died: "Isnt that againt orders?"
Other girls with a smile: "So?"
LITERALLY THE MC IS JUST IN A BED DYING
HIM AND THE GIRL HAD THE MOST POWERFUL MECHS SO FAR AND THEY WERE FUCKING ANNHIALATED
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA
AND DID I MENTION THEYRE ALL 15
also i just realized that because this is like an uncensored version or something,(theres been so much straight up nip) and theyre all 15 that i dont know if i can  legally own this

Sloggernaut - Today at 2:00 AM
they went to fight the prototype and its just floating in the air
i guess it wasnt that much of a threat
unless you shoot i
t
which they are doing
yeah geuss what they pissed it off
episode ended
im mad
i feel shame watching this
there was a scene in the first episode where the guy picks up a bra and says "What is this?"
that is the level we're dealing with here