Kruise
Mrs Delcamo
Honors English 11
2/1/2011
Tuesday’s wit Morrie

Morrie is this old dude who is dying yea he was dying and he new this dude wit SLA. They were talking about the times that he taught him. Morrie had this wife that took care of him made his food made the bed and did the laundry yea did the laundry doesn’t that suck to have a dead husband in the bead he was pretty stinky I bet you know what I mean he pooped his self that is just nasty .
He had this friend named Mitch Yea he brought food over ever day you don’t even know how annoying that would be to have some person bring over your favorite food and you couldn’t even eat it man I would not be happy. Then he starts asking Morrie all thes questions about his life and what he wood change in it he kept on saying he would not change a thing but Mitch kept asking I would have been like man you know what I am bout to slap you.
In the end of the story Mitch came to the house he opened the fridge to put that food he always brings over in it and the fridge was full of food from every other Tuesday then morrie waif came out and said you know what Mitch he can’t eat food he hasn’t been able to for the last month yea the last month. Mitch went into morrie room and morrie was staring off into space. Mitch said hay coach hoes it going. Morrie had to have the flem broken up in his lungs. To get the flem out of morries lungs you haft to hit him in the bake rely hard Mitch seen the doctor doing that and he went yes I can hit morrie. He Asked the doctor to let him do it and he started to hit morrie.
Morrie Was telling Mitch about his dad well just so you all know this morries dad was a douchbag yea a douchbag I said it. Well one night morries dad was walking home when to people walked up and mugged him morries dad ran away from the to people but at a cost morries dad died yea died you know what that means!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He carped his self to omg that is just nasty. Well morrie was talking about how his dad made him read this letter to him about his mom passing OOOOOO and just so you know I man pasing the joint yea the joint I Gees his mom ran away from home because she wanted to be a porn star in vages or maybe it was a prostitute one of the two who knows it just seed she was going to have sex for moony. One day when morrie was about fourteen his dad walked in on him. Morries dad looked at him had said it is ok son I new one day you wood be doing this because you are gay morrie yelled I A NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he polled out a porn book with this pretty lady on the frunt of the book his dad was like woops and he sat down and gave him the talk about the birds and the bees. And then he started to leave the room when he stopped an turned and said o yea that is you mom you are jacking off to you little incased freak In the end of the book morrie died on a Sunday in front of a bunch of people Yea a bunch of people.
And that is the end of my story have a great day you fagots.