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- >grass is surprisingly nice to lie down in
- >or maybe Equestria's grass is magical
- >you'll take it either way
- >you and your bro, Rainbow Dash, are just lying there in the field
- >staring up at the partly clouded sky
- >you're sharing thoughts about the shapes of the clouds
- >Dash seems to only see fast animals or athletic equipment
- >it's like that's the only thing on her mind
- >but that's what makes her unique
- >her competitive side is a welcome addition here in Ponyville
- >at least to you
- >everyone here is so friendly all the time
- >it's nice to have someone who pushes you to the limit once in a while
- >plus she's always ready to do stuff other ponies aren't
- >going drinking, pranking ponies
- >it's great
- >Rainbow really is a true bro
- >"You getting bored, Anon?"
- >she almost sounds impatient
- "A little, yeah."
- >Rainbow sits up and looks at you
- >you follow suit
- "Let's do something else for a while."
- >"Yeah. What are you up for?"
- >you give her a cheeky smile
- >time to win back your honor
- >for your homeland
- "A race."
- >she gives you that competitive stare immediately
- >"You sure, Anon? I crushed you last time."
- >she was absolutely right
- >last time the two of you raced, she beat you badly
- >you're not sure what went wrong, but this time, you were going to win
- "Of course I am. Let's do this."
- >Rainbow starts stretching and preparing for the things to come
- >you try to imitate her
- >it doesn't look even half as professional as what she's doing
- >but you gotta keep up appearances
- >can't let her get too cocky
- >losing to a cocky Rainbow Dash would be unbearable
- >it was already bad enough last time
- >"So, where to?"
- >you think for a moment
- >you're terrible at long distances
- >it has to be something relatively close
- "Sugarcube Corner."
- >Rainbow nods once
- >"All right, seems fair."
- "And no wings."
- >Dash just snorts at you
- >"You calling me a cheater?"
- "You have been known for it."
- >she just brushes the remark away with a hoof
- >"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what are the stakes?"
- >you think for a moment
- >it's gotta be something good
- >then it hits you
- "Loser has to be the other's slave for a day."
- >Rainbow takes a step back in surprise
- >"W-what? Are you serious?"
- >you simply nod at her
- >she contemplates the bet for a moment
- >it's not like her to do that
- "C'mon, Dash. You aren't a chicken, are you?"
- >it works
- >it always works
- >"Of course not! Let's do this!"
- >you grin to yourself as you get ready to run for your dignity
- >both you and Dash are ready to go
- >the silence is rushing through your head
- >"On 3."
- >you reply with a grunt
- >this is not the time for words
- >"1."
- >you exhale
- >"2."
- >you shake your head
- >"3!"
- >with that, both of you take off
- >staying true to her promise, Rainbow is simply running
- >but you got the better start
- >you're already ahead of her
- >you put everything you've got into running
- >for a brief moment you look back
- >you've managed to outrun Dash by quite a bit
- >as long as you keep this up, victory is yours
- >within a minute your legs are burning
- >but Sugarcube Corner is within sight
- >ponies rush to get out of your way
- >just a little further and you'll win
- >but just as you're getting there
- >you see a blue streak flash past you
- >through the air
- >you feel anger rising in your body
- >Rainbow stops in front of Sugarcube Corner and flies up into the air, hailing herself
- >as you get there, you take a minute to catch your breath
- >"Heh, guess you lost again, slowpoke."
- >you can't be bothered to argue with Rainbow right now
- "... Geez, fine. What do you want?"
- >why did you ever make this bet?
- >this whole idea was terrible
- >you can't imagine what being Rainbow's slave for a day will entail
- >she's already got that shit-eating grin plastered on her face
- >you close your eyes and await judgement
- >"Hmm."
- >she really loves drawing these things out
- >all you want is for her to get it over with
- >"I know."
- >here it comes
- >"Go over to that mare and tell her you're a loser, and that I'm awesome!"
- >of course
- >typical Rainbow Dash
- >with a heavy sigh you move towards the outed mare walking on the street
- >you'd rather be drinking acid than doing this
- "Excuse me?"
- >you don't even attempt to sound happy
- >the mare looks at you with a smile
- >everyone in Equestria is friendly
- "Yeah, I'd just like to say that I'm a loser."
- >"A huge loser!"
- "Sorry, a HUGE lower, and that Rainbow Dash over there is an amazing mare."
- >normally this would embarass the shit out of you
- >but you just want it over with
- >"Uh, okay. Have fun then, loser."
- >the mare hurries off and you turn towards Rainbow
- >she's laughing her ass off
- >"Oh, Anon! Y-you should have seen your face!"
- >yeah, real funny
- >and the day has only just started
- >"I know! Go over to that mare now!"
- >you look at the mare
- >she's young
- >probably Dash's age
- >her coat is blue and her mane pink
- >you've seen her before but know her not
- >"Go tell her you think she's hot!"
- >the mare is quickly disappearing down the street
- >you have to act fast
- >though you do not particularly wish to
- >Rainbow would throw a hissy fit if you didn't
- >on the way to the mare, you spot Roseluck's stand
- >you toss her a bit and grab a rose on the way
- "Thanks!"
- >she just smiles at you after catching the bit in her hoof
- >finally you reach the pony you were chasing
- "Ex-excuse me?"
- >you're panting slighly, even from that short run
- >you did just race Dash after all
- >the pony turns around to face you and smiles
- >"Ah, Anon. How good to zee joo!"
- >she sure had a strange accent
- "I just couldn't help but notice you walking past."
- >you hand her the rose, much to her surprise
- "You truly are the most beautiful pony I've seen here. I thought you should have this."
- >she takes the rose but strangely doesn't eat it
- >ponies usually do that
- >she puts it in her mane instead
- >"Zank joo! Zat is most generous!"
- >you're actually feeling into it by now
- >you give her a graceful bow
- "Anything for such a sweet mare."
- >she doesn't blush in the slightest
- >but she does give you a cheeky smile
- >suddenly she moves closer
- >you weren't ready for this
- >"Joo should come see me after ze closing hours at ze spa one day."
- >with that, she gives you a wink and continues on
- >holy shit it actually worked
- >behind you, all you can hear is laughter
- >"Dear Celestia, Anon! This is gold!"
- >yeah, well, joke's on her
- >"Now... let's go get you a collar! Gotta keep my slave close, you know?"
- >fuck this shit
- >you're not being her slave for the entire day
- >she cheated anyway
- "Nah, screw this. I just got a date."
- >with that you turn to leave
- >you actually manage to take a few steps before Rainbow Dash zooms in front of you
- >"Hey!"
- >all you can manage is a grunt
- >"I won the bet! You're my slave for the day!"
- >she moves even closer
- >"Don't even think about running off with some mare! You're mine! You hear? Mine! And ONLY mine!"
- >her face is right up in yours
- >she does truly seem angry with you
- >but you thought there was something else
- >maybe just a hint of jealousy
- "Dash, you're not jealous, are you?"
- >with that, her eyes light up
- >"W-What?! Of course not! But I won the bet! You can't just leave! For any reason!"
- >you smile at her
- >it doesn't seem to please her at all
- "I think you're jealous."
- >Dash snorts at you
- "I just got a date, and I'll be going to speak to that mare."
- >you walk around Dash, but once again you dont' get far
- >"If you leave me here, I'll never speak to you again!"
- >you stop and contemplate that
- >she's never threatened you with something like this before
- >"Never, Anon!"
- >she might actually be serious about this
- >you could always go for that date another time, too
- "... Well, all right. But admit you didn't win fairly."
- >"Pfft! I won fair and square! Beat you to Sugarcube Corner, didn't I?"
- >you're getting real tired of her shit
- "You used your wings!"
- >"Did not! Now, come with me, we're going shopping."
- >with a reluctant sigh you follow Dash
- >you walk through the streets of Ponyville in relative silence
- >occasionally Rainbow forces you to humiliate yourself publicly
- >by dancing in front of a crowd
- >reciting horrible poetry
- >it's a nightmare
- >by the time you reach the pet shop, you just want to crawl into a hole and die
- >you follow Rainbow to the door before she turns
- >"Ah ah ah! Good slaves wait outside while their owners shop."
- >she's gotta be fucking kidding you
- >she just gives you this cheeky grin until you relent
- "As you wish."
- >a hoof hits your cheek at the speed of light
- "OW! What the-"
- >once more
- >"As you wish, what?"
- >oh she has GOT to be bullshitting you
- >when you don't reply, she slowly raises her hoof
- "As you wish, Master."
- >she pats you on the head
- >"Good boy."
- >with that she goes inside
- >and you are left standing outside
- >you slump to the ground and sigh
- >"Hey, Anon. What's up?"
- >you didn't notice Twilight approaching
- >she looks quite chipper
- "I'm waiting for Rainbow Dash."
- >Twilight looks around
- >"Well, where is she?"
- >you nod towards the store
- >a wave of confusion floods over her face
- >"Oh, she's getting things for Tank, then?"
- >you sigh
- "Nope. For me."
- >Twilight gives you a deadpan "What?"
- "I raced Dash, she cheated with flying, I lost the bet, now I have to be her slave for the day. She's getting a collar for me."
- >Twilight's face scrunches up for just a moment before she roars in laughter
- >you had hoped for more pity
- >but no, even Twilight has to bullshit you
- "Yeah, real funny."
- >"Oh, oh, sorry, Anon. It can't be fun being Rainbow's slave for a day."
- "You think? It's been fifteen minutes and I hate my life."
- >she just snickers at you
- >"You're going to have to deal with that on your own."
- >in that instant, Rainbow exits the shop
- >"Oh, hey Twilight."
- >Twilight just smiles at Dash
- >"Hey, I didn't give you permission to speak to anyone!"
- >oh, God, here we go
- >at leas she doesn't hit you
- >she just forces the slightly too tight leather collar onto your neck
- >she then fastens a leash to it
- >this has got to be the most uncomfortable thing ever
- >it takes Twilight exactly 3,7 seconds before she starts laughing again
- >"I-I'm sorry. Hooh! I should go. Have fun, Rainbow."
- >"Yeah, see ya, Twi!"
- >Rainbow focuses her attention on you
- >"Now, get on all fours and bark like a dog. You're going to be my good pet."
- >you're getting real tired of her bullshit
- >and this collar is way too tight
- >but you comply for now
- >you lower yourself down onto all fours and look up at Rainbow
- >that cheeky smile makes you want to punch her
- >as you're watching her from down here, only one thing enters your mind
- "Destroy my anus, Master."
- >Rainbow Dash almosts crashes in surprise
- >"What?!"
- >you give her your best pleading eyes
- "Please, Master. Destroy my anus."
- >Dash looks at you in utter disgust
- >"Dude, what the fuck? I told you to bark!"
- >with that she strikes you yet again
- >"C'mon! Bark!"
- >and once more
- >your cheeks are burning red and stinging with pain
- >Dash just snorts
- >"Well, I guess you aren't a good pet after all! And bad pets get no dinner!"
- >you slowly count to ten
- >then you do it again
- >and again
- >you're starting to lose your cool
- >this is absolutely unbelievable
- >suddenly you feel your oxygen supply cut off
- >Rainbow is tugging the leash
- >pulling you toward the street
- >"Come on! We're going for a walk, doggy!"
- >that is fucking it
- >you are not doing this shit any more
- >with hell's wrath granting you strength, you rip off the collar
- >you throw it to the ground
- "That's it! I've had enough of your bullshit, Dash!"
- >she gets angry immediately
- >"You're my slave! I won the-"
- "Fuck the bet! You're a fucking cheater anyway! You can fuck right off!"
- >your arm moves on its own as it flies through the air
- >your hand lands smack dab on the middle of her cheek
- >a loud smack fills the air
- >Rainbow flinches from the hit and takes a step backwards
- >you don't regret hitting her
- >it's not like hasn't been doing it for the past twenty minutes
- >with a hoof on her red cheek, she looks at you in disbelief
- >you see tears slowly forming in the corner of her eyes
- >as usual, she toughens up
- >she always does that
- >every single time something hits her emotionally
- >she just toughens up and hits back physically
- >you really wish she could just let it out normally, like everyone else
- >her competitive side is nice, but this has always annoyed you about her
- >"You're just a sore loser! And now you gotta ruin my fun because I won! It's fucking pathetic, Anon!"
- "Bitch, please! You fucking flew to the finish! I had every right to do that, you little whore!"
- >something about those words hit her
- >she visibly flinches and turns her face from you
- >for a moment you just stand there
- >watching her with fury filling your body
- >and then you hear something you never thought you would hear from her
- >she sobs
- >it is but a single sob
- >but a sob nonetheless
- >as she turns to face you once more, her eyes are wet
- >she couldn't toughen up through this one
- >"O-oh yeah?! Now I-I'm a w-whore?! Y-you could never have b-been so w-rong, Anon!"
- >it's painful listening to her like this
- >sobbing her way through every word
- >you've never seen her quite like this
- >she has been sad before
- >but this something entirely different
- >she's in pain
- >and it's showing quite badly
- >it makes your heart ache
- >"I f-fucking waited f-for you, Anon! H-hung out w-with you all t-the time! Y-you never opened y-your eyes! A-and now t-this?! A-all b-because I wanted s-some fun?!"
- >you've had enough of her Rainbow's shit
- >you suplex that bitch and she dies
- >shit ponies don't deserve the gift of life
- >uncle Boris told you that
- >good old, wise uncle Boris
- >you did the whole thing faster than the speed of light
- >thanks to the training of the Yu Su monks of Chinaland
- >they did raise you after all
- >so there she lies now
- >in a pool of her own blood
- >covered in her last piss and shit
- >that stuff leaves the body once you ded
- >and now you are finally free
- >ponies around you are cheering
- >you raise your arms up towards the sky
- >you close your eyes and whisper
- "For you, mother Russia."
- >you sing the national anthem
- >ponies join in
- >it is quite a sight
- >as you're singing, you attract only the greatest of mares in this land
- >with many miles per hour, Applejack runs to you
- >she presents herself to you
- >you proceed to grace her with your holy penis
- >she comes from even looking at it
- >yes, you were quite the man
- >you take shit from no blue ponies
- >they shall die as you stand there
- >a journalist comes up to you
- >asking you for the full story
- >you recount the tale of your glorious deed
- >the pony is in awe the entire time
- >of course he is
- >he is standing before greatness
- >he is standing before
- >Sharp McEdgyson
- End.
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