Perverted Professor and Android: Invention

p1
>Anan! Let me rest on your lap!
>I'm filled up with stress!!
>Hah

>Mm~ This is it.
>>Stress gauge
>Maybe I'll have you clean my ears while we're at it<3

>Clean your ears?

>Wait! Stay right there!

p2
>Another day
>Regarding the boob lap pillow I got the other day.

>The warmth of the skin...
>The softness that clings onto you...
>The moderate weight...
>Having all of those resting on your eyes... is really great.
>And so!

>For the worn out eyes, body and mind!!
>"Relaxing Booby Mask"!
>Available in AA-F bust sizes!
>Heats up in 30 seconds with 600w for a toasty feeling!
>Toasty...

>...What do you think about me putting out a product like that?
>Are you trying to piss me off?
>It was sold on a certain floor.