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- >Day of The Quest
- >Be Anon the Just, 12th Level Paladin
- >With you are your trusted allies: Twileer the Alchemist and Jean de Lune, the Bard
- >You stand at the entrance to the Bonecrusher's Wake, home to the creature that has been terrorizing a nearby village
- >Small puffs of smoke come from the crack of the mountain which houses this cave
- >You roll your shoulders and unsheath your sword
- C'mon lads, it seems our enemy isn't expecting us.
- >Jean De Lune swaggers into the cave the cave after you
- >"I should hope he isn't, I'm still a little sore from the cave bears last week."
- >Twileer, shaking and giggling with excitement, brings up the rear as you march into the unknown
- 1/
- >The cave is dark, and you can hear occasional splashes as water drips to the rocky floor
- >"Blasted darkness, let us have some light...", Twileer mutters to herself as she slathers a torch with one of her potions
- >The torch glows a healthy orange after a moment, lighting up the narrow path
- >She walks past Jean and hands you the torch
- >"Here. Just try not to smell it if you can, rancid stuff."
- Ah, thank you Twileer.
- >You take the torch and your group presses forward
- >You pass numerous skeletons in armor as you walk, the pathway appearing to widen slightly
- >"So, what do you think it is?" Jean chimes in
- Think what is?
- >"The creature! I think it's a crocodile."
- A crocodile? Wait a second-
- >You stretch your arms out, and your partners are stopped by your arms
- >"Crocs don't live in caves Jean."
- Ahem
- >"Maybe this one decided he hated the swamp."
- AHEM.
- >"Did you have a better guess, Ano-Oh."
- >Standing before the three of you is a massive gold dragon, tending to a small blaze
- 2/
- >The dragon turns around, and on seeing you it flashes a toothy smile
- >"AH, VISITORS.", they grumble, not taking their eyes off the fire
- >"SIT, SIT. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE HERE ABOUT THE RAIDS."
- >With a snap of their talons, a small table appears, with a spread of buttered bread and assorted dried meats
- >Moving away from the blaze, they take a teapot from the fire and pour out four cups, setting them onto the table
- >Twileer glares at the meat and bread, looking for any signs of poison
- >"Looks safe to me!" She declares before chowing down
- >Jean takes a sip of the tea
- >Anon you s-
- I want to roll to seduce the dragon.
- ----
- You what?
- >A silence takes over the kitchen table
- >Fluttershy stares at you, a hint of depraved joy in her eyes
- >Twilight and Princess Luna stop munching on their snacks
- >"I want to roll to seduce the dragon." She repeats as she begins shaking her die.
- No. Out of the question.
- 3/
- >"But why?", Fluttershy asks.
- Because it's out of character. You're a paladin, you don't just barge into peoples homes and fuck them. That's Luna's job.
- >"That's not fair! You're just upset because he's based on you." Luna pouts
- >"Yeah Anon, it's Fluttershy's character, she should be allowed to play him as she sees fit!", Twilight adds. "That's what you told us when we first started playing!"
- >You shake your head
- >They weren't wrong, but as DM you must be firm
- I understand, but this is-
- >"It's not out of character.", Fluttershy states as she passes you a piece of paper "Look."
- >You take the paper
- >It's her character sheet
- >Under "Flaws" it reads "Anon's Fetish: Scaled creatures"
- >Fuck
- >Well, that explains why she was so nice on the Kobolds a few sessions back
- >But you have to stay strong.
- I'm sorry, Shy, but-
- >"I GIVE ANON A CHARISMA POTION." Twilight yells
- >"AND WE AID ANON BY PLAYING A SULTRY TUNE." Luna adds
- >In unison, Fluttershy and Luna throw down their dice
- >Twilight chimes in with how the potion changes Anon's Charisma
- >Both got Nat 20, plus Anon's sizable Charisma and Jean's skill with his voice...
- >Yeah, this dragon is getting fucked
- >The three ponies stare at you, small fires burning behind their eyes
- >You are fucked
- -but I need to get another rulebook to determine the results. Seducing a dragon is a bit complex.
- >The trio cheer as you head to the next room
- >They have you dead to rights
- >But you have a dark, forbidden ace up your sleeve
- 4/
- >You return with a small book, covered in dust
- >You may have to let this happen, but you'll be damn sure they regret it
- >You dust off the cover, revealing two scantily clad humans fighting some blue gnomes in a mine
- >Consulting the table of contents, you flip to the relevant page
- Ah here we are. Everyone hand me your sheets for a second. Twilight, I'm gonna rattle off equations at you, so be ready to solve them
- >"Uhh, okay Anon." Twi replies.
- >You throw the needlessly complex equations at her, and she hurls the results back at you
- >You write one new stat on Fluttershy's character sheet, and two stats on Twilight and Lunas
- >To Fluttershy, it simply read "AC", or "AC" and "VC" for the Princesses
- >But you knew better
- Okay, you say as you grab your d100, now that we're ready...
- -------
- >Twileer passes you a potion while the dragon places the kettle back into the flames
- >You greedily drink it down, handing her back the empty
- >Jean de Lune begins crooning a love song from his homeland
- >As the potion takes effect, you feel profoundly more charming
- >"WHAT IS THAT LOVELY TUNE?" the dragon growls
- >You open your mouth, delivering the dragon a honeyed, seductive proposition
- Hey bby, u wan sum dock?
- 5/
- >Steam erupts from the dragon's nose, and you can almost swear his eyes turn to hearts
- >"OH BABY" the dragon roars, his girthy, bifurcated penis erupting from its sheath
- >Seeing this, you start to run
- >Twileer and Jean de Lune can only look on in horror
- >He pounces upon you, ripping the armor from your body
- >Unceremoniously, he flips you onto your stomach and begins prodding your entrance
- >With a grunt, he forces his way in, tearing your sphincter in the process
- >Blood begins to pour from you as you silently scream into the dirt
- >With every thrust, he widens the tear, slowly splitting you as he makes his way deeper
- >Your pelvis snaps apart with a loud crack, and your guts spill onto the floor
- >The dragon does not seem to pay any mind and continues rubbing against the blood on the floor
- >Twileer finally snaps from her daze
- >"DIE YOU MONSTER, she yells as she hurls a potion towards the dragon
- >It clatters harmlessly off his scales and breaks on the ground below, causing a green flame to engulf your mangled corpse
- >"RAGGH", the dragon roars, leaving your body and turning his attention towards Twileer
- >He grabs her robe in his teeth, flinging her with enough force to send her flying into the cave wall
- >"GAH!" She cries out as she makes contact
- >As the dragon advances, she tries to stand
- >She gets her trunk off the ground, and strains to move her lower half
- >Her eyes go wide when she realizes she cannot move her legs
- 6/
- >With no more care than he showed you, the dragon is quick to mount Twileer
- >Thankfully, her body is able to handle the strain, and she tries to crawl away
- >But the dragon stops her, planting a claw into her back and causing her to scream in pain
- "JEAN! JEAN HELP ME PLEASE!", she cries out between thrusts
- >Jean stands frozen by Anon's brutalized, burning body
- >The sickly sweet scent of burning flesh fills her nose, Twileer's cries barely registering in her ears
- >"Twileer?" she mumbles, looking towards the dragon
- >Twileer looks unconscious, but the dragon is still viciously thrusting in
- >The sight snaps Jean out of her daze, and she runs to confront the beast
- >"HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!" Jean yells up at the dragon
- >He looks down upon Jean, stopping his thrusting for a moment
- >He pulls Twileer off of his member and tosses her aside
- >In an instant, he has the mortified bard on the ground, and begins to rub his organ fervently against Jean, hungering for a gap in the armor
- >With his tips barely inside, he climaxes, covering you in wave after wave of ejaculate.
- ----
- >Fluttershy looks mortified
- >Twilight looks like she is about to puke
- >Luna is silent, staring behind you at the fridge
- >Excellent
- >"T-TH-TH-THAT'S NOT FAIR" Fluttershy breaks the silence as she leaps onto the table
- >Her fur is on end, and her feathers puffed out to max
- What isn't fair?
- >Angrily, yet gingerly to avoid making a mess, she stomps her away to you
- >"THAT WAS A FEMALE DRAGON! YOU CHANGED IT ON PURPOSE TO DO THIS!"
- >You cross your arms and lean past her to look at Twilight
- Hey Twi? Did I ever say it was a female dragon?
- >"...no."
- Exactly. Now sit down and shut up.
- >Deflated, Shy slides down and takes her seat
- 7/
- >Freed from the shackle of his libido the dragon stares around his cave
- >"WHAT HAP-"
- >Anon's corpse, charred and black, has finally stopped burning
- >Twileer's naked and broken form is draped across a rock
- >And below him is Jean de Lune, a mile-long stare peering from beneath the jism
- >"I-I'M GONNA BE SICK" the dragon cries
- >Gingerly, with the care he had when you first entered his cave, he picks Jean from the floor by her foot
- >"TO ASSAULT A G-G-GUEST IN MY HOME! THE SHAME I'VE BROUGHT ON MYSELF! THE TERROR I FORCED YOU TO ENDURE!"
- >He snaps his claws, and the skeleton of an owlbear saunters into the chamber from the entry tunnel
- >"PLEASE SEE TO IT THAT MY GUESTS ARE CLEANED UP. MY GODS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME", he cries as he heads down into another tunnel
- >With a grunt, the Owlbear picks Twileer up in its maw and nudges Jean along it makes its way to the bath
- ----------
- The dragon was a bit of an amateur necromancer, and more than willing to apologize and pay the damages resulting from his experiments.
- >Fluttershy is glaring at you again, from her seat this time
- >The color has returned to Twilight's face, but she doesn't seem to be too upset anymore
- >Luna is still staring into the distance
- >Best wrap this up then
- All right, loot! You all get new clothes, for one. Fluttershy, you also get a delightful little oakwood coffin, with a gorgeous golden inlay. You'll need to roll a new character.
- Twilight, your character gets an enchanted set of armor that will let her walk again as long as she wears it, and you go up a level.
- Luna, the dragon offers you anything you'd like from his horde.
- >Luna is still staring into the void
- ...Luna? What would you like from the dragon?
- >A faint blush creeps up on her face
- >"... I'd like his hand.", she mutters, twiddling with her hooves.
- >The three of you shoot her a strange look
- >"What? He held my hoof..."
- >Her blush deepens, and she hides her face in her wings
- Oookay. Good game, see ya next week.
- >Fucking Luna
- 8/8
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