The thing is, I want to ugrade my "ur gay" Killstreak Festive Scattergun to a  Specialized Killstreak one.

Come on, free Name Tag. There is no better name than "ur gay."
You're gay. I'm gay. My mum's gay. Everyone's gay. Let's live in a gay world. YAY!
The best thing is, it's not 'you're gay', it's 'ur gay'. That just makes it so much better.

I wish I had Keys, but I don't have any right now.
I wish Steam Community Market could offer tradable items instantly, or at least a wait period of one or two days, not a bloody week, like it was before. *sigh*

Valve's just ruining Steam economy (CS:GO, Dota 2, TF2, etc.) slowly but surely.
Come on now, the text box when you're sending a trade offer has a limit of 128 characters. That's even shorter than Twitter.
And why a week to trade items bought from Steam Community Market? Valve hates us all.
I guess it stops scammers and fixes the economy a bit, but a WEEK?! A bloody WEEK? A day or two would do the job and not be a pain in the ass. Even a day is long to wait if you're going to need Keys to trade, but it's way shorter than a freaking week.
Come on Valve, listen to the community. Fix Steam! Give us a bigger text box, give us a shorter wait period to trade items bought from Steam Community Market and the Mann Co. Store.

Wait, I'm getting off-topic.