Count Fluffula

>You are a monster fluffy, a vampire fluffy.
>You even have a black cape you wear when you go out at night.
>Tonight you will dine on fluffy blood.
>You have fluttered into an unsuspecting house and found the safe room.
>It is a spare room with a partitioned fence to keep the fluffy in.
>There is only one fluffy in there.
>She is a beautiful unicorn fluffy.
>She is laid out in her blanket nest cooing softly holding onto her teddy bear.
>She will make a delicious victim.
>You start to sneak over to her to feed.
>You can almost taste her-
>Ball! There’s a ball!
>You run over and start to play with the ball completely forgetting why you came here.
>You bounce it and chase after it.
>It bounces off the wall and hits you in the face.
>You start to cry and babble angrily at the ball for giving you boo boos.
>You start to walk away when you see your victim again and remember why you are there.
>You start sneaking again getting next to her blankey bed.
>She has a cute soft snore, she readjust in her sleep extending her neck.
>Your mouth is watering and your fangs are ready.
>You quickly bite down and start suckling.
>After a minute you realize something is wrong.
>You back up and see that you accidently bit her teddy bear.
>You shake your head trying to get it off your teeth.
>You trip and fall knocking over several blocks and hitting the ball again.
>It bounces off the wall and hits you in the back of the head knocking the teddy bear out.
>You grumble and call the ball bad for hurting you again.
>You sneak back to the sleeping fluffy.
>You stand over her as to not miss.
>You bite down again closing your eyes so you can enjoy tasting the sweet taste of blood.
>Wait a minute, why does your leg hurt?
>You open your eyes seeing you have bit your own leg and not her neck.
>”What’s going on in there? If someone isn’t asleep she’s getting the sorry stick!”
>Oh no! The daddy is awake!
>You change and flutter out mad because you didn’t feed tonight.
>The man doesn’t know what happened.
>He puts the teddy bear back into the sleeping arms of his cute fluffy.
>She wakes the next morning never knowing what happened.