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- Alright, fraggits. It's that time.
- Exclusive — Karl Rove Under Fire for Redistricting Failures
- He’s ‘Costing Republicans All Over the Country’
- Rove
- Veteran GOP strategist Karl Rove is under fire hours before he is set to speak at a major gathering of Republicans in Missouri, all while his failures on redistricting nationwide become clearer.
- Canadian Judge Orders an End to Blockade at Detroit’s Ambassador Bridge
- Canadian Judge Orders End to Blockade at Detroit’s Ambassador Bridge…
- 840
- Trudeau to Canadian Trucker Protesters: ‘You Are Breaking Laws’
- …Trudeau: ‘You Are Breaking Laws’
- 786
- Exclusive–Canadian Freedom Convoy VP: ‘Our Biggest Tool Is Patience’
- Exclusive–Canadian Freedom Convoy VP: ‘Our Biggest Tool Is Patience’
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 178
- China: Eileen Gu ‘Inspiring’ Chinese-Americans to Root for Communists
- China: Genocide Barbie Eileen Gu ‘Inspiring’ Chinese-Americans to Root for Communists
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 362
- White House Spreads Fear of Vladimir Putin Invading Ukraine in Days as Biden Leaves for Camp David
- Here We Go Again: White House insists Russia could invade Ukraine (without evidence)…
- …Big Joey Heads to Camp David…
- 816
- …Coincidence?: Joe, Kamala Approval Ratings Continue Horrible Slides
- 300
- World Economic Forum Blasted for ‘Insane Pro-CRT Propaganda’ Video
- Woketopia: Davos Pushes ‘Insane Pro-CRT Propaganda’
- 432
- Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin Sending 3,000 More Troops to Poland
- Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin Sending 3,000 More Troops to Poland
- 281
- China Calls Enes Kanter Freedom a ‘Virus,’ Celebrates Trade from Celtics
- 106
- Pentagon to Host Lecture on the Case for Democratic Socialism
- Pentagon to Host Lecture on the Case for Democratic Socialism
- 2,090
- Leaked Call Says Ontario About to Drop Vaccine Mandates
- Leaked Call Says Ontario About to Drop Vaccine Mandates
- 3,426
- Biden: I Reject Claims We Weren't Prepared for Afghanistan Withdrawal
- Biden: I Reject Claims We Weren't Prepared for Afghanistan Withdrawal
- 3,866
- CNN Poll: Majority Disapprove of Joe Biden
- CNN Poll: Majority Disapprove of Joe Biden
- 5,391
- Justin Trudeau Booed Again, Heckled in Canadian Parliament
- Justin Trudeau Booed Again, Heckled in Canadian Parliament
- 6,632
- Exclusive — Karl Rove Under Fire for Redistricting Failures
- Exclusive — Karl Rove Under Fire for Redistricting Failures
- 2,547
- Maher: Trudeau's Rhetoric Sounds 'Like Hitler'
- Maher: Trudeau's Rhetoric Sounds 'Like Hitler'
- 440
- Boris Looks to Restart Trade Talks with China
- Boris Looks to Restart Trade Talks with China
- 70
- Sen. Cruz: 12 Democrat-Run Cities had Record Homicides in 2021
- Sen. Cruz: 12 Democrat-Run Cities had Record Homicides in 2021
- 450
- Report: Biden Urges Trudeau to Use Federal Powers Against Truckers
- Report: Biden Urges Trudeau to Use Federal Powers Against Truckers
- Negro Fatally Shoots White Woman at Cracker Barrel in Harris County.
- Luckily, he got killed by the cops.
- Negro Shoots up St. Paul Gas Station and Then Brags About it.
- Erectus Who Injured Passengers in 2021 Crash Attacks Fellow Inmate in Sumter County Jail.
- Spic Pleads Guilty After Nearly Hitting 2 Kids While Shooting at Fellow Spic.
- ....... Weather.
- Today
- 56°
- /29°
- PM Showers/Wind
- 38%
- NNE 27 mph
- Sat 12 | Day
- 56°
- 38%
- NNE 27 mph
- Windy. Showers developing this afternoon. Morning high of 56F with temps falling to near 45. Winds NNE at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
- Humidity
- 51%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:12 am
- Sunset
- 6:16 pm
- Sat 12 | Night
- 29°
- 1%
- N 11 mph
- A clear sky. Low 29F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 54%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 2:39 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 4:30 am
- Sun 13
- 65°
- /36°
- Sunny
- 1%
- WSW 6 mph
- Mon 14
- 70°
- /44°
- Sunny
- 0%
- SSW 13 mph
- Tue 15
- 74°
- /58°
- Mostly Sunny
- 8%
- S 18 mph
- Wed 16
- 79°
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- AM Thunderstorms
- 48%
- S 20 mph
- Thu 17
- 67°
- /33°
- Mostly Sunny
- 22%
- NNW 19 mph
- Fri 18
- 59°
- /33°
- Partly Cloudy
- 0%
- N 11 mph
- Sat 19
- 64°
- /37°
- Mostly Sunny
- 2%
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- Sun 20
- 68°
- /45°
- Mostly Sunny
- 3%
- ESE 9 mph
- Mon 21
- 74°
- /52°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 12%
- S 11 mph
- Tue 22
- 74°
- /52°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 13 mph
- Wed 23
- 72°
- /47°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- WNW 10 mph
- Thu 24
- 68°
- /43°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- N 12 mph
- Fri 25
- 67°
- /47°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- NE 10 mph
- Sat 26
- 70°
- /47°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSW 9 mph
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- Current threat: Chimpout warning. 🐵
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- Aquaphilia
- Aquaphilia is a perversion that infests the brains of sexual deviants, mainly those of gays and school swimming coaches. Not to be confused with watersports, it's basically a fetish for having oneself submerged in water and seeing others underwater. It also draws connections to other paraphilias and has a slew of unique side interests of its own.
- If you're having fun at the beach or in a public pool, be on the lookout for a sick fuck who appears overly fixated on you while you're enjoying one or more of the following activities:
- Seeing how long you can stay underwater for.
- Having an underwater breath holding contest with another person.
- Playfully dunking your friend underwater, or being dunked under by others.
- Swimming or surfing in a speedo or wetsuit.
- Swimming or diving while wearing goggles, flippers, or other diving gear.
- Sunbathing in a speedo or similar swimwear.
- Pool wrestling.
- Skinny dipping at the lake.
- Swimming underwater laps at the Y.
- Taking a bath while leaving the curtains open.
- Performing sexual acts in an apartment complex hot tub after they lock the gates for the night.
- Like all other sexually-themed mental diseases, it goes far and beyond the list above, all the way from drowning yourself for sport to turning your favorite balloon animal into an inflato-date. And of course the aquaphiliac "art" galleries aren't complete without participation from the furries, bronies, and scalies.
- (( SWIM SEASON GETS ME WET ))
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- Thomas François Burgers (1834–1881) was the 4th president of the South African Republic from 1872 to 1877. The Republic's first coins, the Burgerspond, were introduced in 1874. These were struck at Heaton's Mint in Birmingham, England when Burgers was there on a visit. Some people in the South African Republic objected to the issue of the Burgerspond, because the portrayal of the president on coins likened him to a dictator.
- Credit: Heaton's Mint, Birmingham, England; photographed by Andrew Shiva
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- Alright, guys. I'm gonna go to Beijing to watch the Olympics... I'm just gonna squint my eyes so I can blend in.
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