HYDRATOWER

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WE APPROACH THE PHALLUS TOWER ON THE HYDRA PLANET AND PREPARE
TO ASCEND. I AM SURE GLAD I HAVE MY GIRLS. THE DOGS WILL REALLY
SMILE AT ME AFTER THIS IF I AM SUCCESSFUL. I WILL ALSO BE RICH.
FROM POOR TO RICH TO DEFEATER OF THE HYDRA! I AM SO LUCKY TO BE
SO RICH...