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- i had a dream last night where Alex Rosen was in my class and i called him out for grifting, so he pinged me on social media and made people think im a peedo ðŸ˜
- then i had another dream where i was at the local japanese restaurant with friends, but they changed up the menu to be more "authentic" and some of the more expensive dishes contained "human saliva" as an ingredient. when i inquired into it, it turned out that the human saliva was more like human vomit
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- i had a dream last night where i was wearing a rlly slutty revealing outfit in class, and it was embarrassing as fuck because my whole ass boobs kept peeking out, nipples & all
- idk if you read the Rithmatist but i had a dream last night where i was reading a stormlight book & spotted a rithmatist reference
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- i went to the apartment complex where we lived from 2006-2012 (it's actually super close to where i live now) and the interior's been renovated to look like an ancient Egyptian tomb with sandstone walls inscribed w hieroglyphs
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- basically, we had a few more cats, and some of them were weird. like one of them had a snake-like body and slithered around like a snake. then some family friends came over with their pet cows/brahmin from Fallout, and we expressed concern about safety for our cats. one of their pet cow thingies (named Von something) then ate our snake-cat, because it thought it was a snake. this was upsetting enough but when they realized what Von did they *beat him up* and abandoned him there crying, so i raced after them and begged them to forgive Von and not just abandon him & that what Von did to our cat-snake was sad but not worth abandoning or hurting Von
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- i had a dream last night where i went down to the spooky basement at the apartment complex where we lived 14 years ago because i needed to piss and that was the only toilet in the area, but as soon as i started pissing like 3 other people came trying to piss too, and one of them was a gross neckbeard who tried to r@pe me ~,~
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- i had a dream where i was in class taking finals, and the girl sitting behind me would NOT stop resting her feet on my chair where i was sitting
- i kept telling her to cut that shit out n she was like no. so i moved my entire desk & chair away
- then i found someone's abandoned wallet and returned it bc i felt nice
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- i was in high school again and George Floyd survived the knee to the neck incident in this timeline. apparently he was a boxer too, and he was fighting Floyd Mayweather at our high school gym so we were all attending
- but i woke up before we could see it
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- had a dream last night where figarland garling from one piece worked for the nsa and put me on a watch list and i was terrified of being "disappeared" by the government but it never happened
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- just fell asleep and had a dream where i went on a nightwalk and ran into 2 friendly cops who oversaw my stockade sentence
- we had a friendly chat and one of them wanted to sing a song in japanese to me
- i also had a dream about guy gavriel kays books (none of which ive actually read)
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- i had a dream where opti moved in with me but i was hungry and cranky so we bickered for a bit
- then for some reason i randomly unpacked a big ass xbox and started playing fallout 76, but the game was just vigilante 8 second offense with photorealistic graphics
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- i had a dream where i went to an apartment complex where we lived 20 years ago and set off a siren by opening a safe. then the cops were all around looking for the culprit and i just calmly walked by and then evaded them
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- just remembered my funny one piece dream from when i napped earlier tonight
- figarland garling was in my bed
- and i got annoyed cuz he was so big and taking up space lol
- also he had a goat transformation now
- oh i also had a dream tonight where king randomly decided to take me a janny and gave me 3 printed copies of classified documents, two of which i had to destroy 👀
- i kept all three though because destroying inanimate objects makes me sad
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- we were underground helping restore some kind of ancient egyptian city with a bunch of other ppl (cool friendly ones!) and there was some kind of debate about the surrounding little cave system. then i mentioned how annoying it is when sometimes i can absent-mindedly say something eloquent completely by accident, and other times completely forget the exact word i need to articulate my point. and you were like ikr. then i was like see, she gets me. ily luna
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