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  1. okay sO I imagine you'd be in a gc w them and as soon as the clock hit midnight it'd rain birthday messages there but those fuckers wouldn't just spam you with birthday messages nOO they'd show up at your door and you'd be like ?? gO HOME Y'ALL NEED TO SLEEP they wouldn't budge tho so they'd just make their way into your house lmao bone crushing hug from the one and only jackson wang, giggly hug from youngjae, double hug from yugbam and "normal" hugs from the rest probably two cakes, one for the night and one for the day, bc #extra the night cake was most likely baked by them for funsies but the day one they bought it bc it was nicer to look at lmao lots of gifts, basically seven sugar daddies lmao staying up all night, singing birthday songs a million times, one of them probably filming most of the night so one day you can look back on it falling asleep one by one around 6am but then waking two hours later feeling dead af they'd throw a bday party for you in the afternoon and invite lots of people bc everybody gotta love and appreciate their girl v
  2. I'm p sure it's midnight there now so hERE WE GO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEANEST BEAN TO EVER BEAN™ happy 20th v 💕💕 I love you vm and I wish I could do something to make this day even better but yknow the distance doesn't help with that, so I'll just stick to professing my undying love for you you're probably the second person i'm closest to (the 1st being my best friend lmao) and I feel like I can tell you everything you're such a good person like if the rest of the people were like you the world would be the best place ever thank you for always listening to me and putting up with my annoying ass when we first met in the game of thrones gc I never thought I'd feel this close to way or that we'd talk much more than we did but i'm so glad we do because you're one of the best people in my life and i'm so proud to call you my friend I'm too sappy but yeah, all in all just happy birthday, I hope you have a great day and a great year and that your 20s rock I love you vinu 💗
  3. Happy birthday ALLY! OMG I'M TOTALLY NOT THE DESCRIPTION PERSON BUT I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST PUREST SMOL BEANS THAT I'VE EVER MET AND I'M SO GLAD I DID. THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME ALWAYS, ALL THOSE TIMES I WAS BEING A WHINY HOE BUT YOU LITERALLY SAT THROUGH IT ❤ YOU'RE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD AND THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING MY HOE (YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME FOREVER) ❤❤❤ HAVE A KOOKALICIOUS BIRTHDAY ❤ THANK YOU FOR BEING THE KOOK FOR MY TAE, ILY ❤ P.S- I WAS GONNA COME UP WITH SOME BTS PUNS AND ALL, BUT RIP I COULDN'T. AND YES, I DID KEEP THIS MSG DRAFTED SO I CAN POST IT ON TIME ;)
  4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY V !!! AAH I just want to say that I love you very very very much and that we haven't been talking for that long actually even though it feels like I've known you forever and that you feel like my family and you deserve the best of the best and i hope you yourself latch onto that and also that god gets the memo finally ❤❤❤ I can't believe you're twenty years old ?? I know it bothers you every time I tell you that you're old but you kinda are and i say it with a heart filled with love every time okay im just rambling now i love you very very much and i hope your birthday goes by nice and smoothly 😙❤
  5. oKay so rainy days w jackson,, two ways they could go <br>
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  7. 1) staying in !! your fave I imagine and super nice,, like super chill and sweet and soft just lazing around the bed and the couch tbh lots of snacks and marathons of tv shows clingy af jackson,, but all his extraness would be gone he&apos;s simply needy for affection all over you,, would like you to lay on top of him as much as he&apos;d like to lay on top of you <br>
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  9. 2) he&apos;d like to take you out like to a coffee shop or somewhere where you could watch the rain fall outside he&apos;d take aesthetic af pics of you omg like coffee shop photos bleSs up would sit next of you instead of in front of you so you can lean on him drawing faces and writing things on foggy windows probably finding a stray pup under the rain and taking it home,, your baby from then on tbh
  10. alright so rainy days!! we all know mark is a soft hoe but he&apos;d be 172928292x softer on rainy days??? would absolutely refuse to get out of bed in the morning and he&apos;d just pull you close and you&apos;d both not get any work done that day just,,, he&apos;d be a cuddle monster tbh and if you do commit blasphemy and end up moving he just whines for you to come back to bed like mark would get VERY clingy on rainy days &quot;bcus it&apos;s cold&quot; but he would grudgingly get up to get coffee or hot chocolate and do cute things like put his hands on your cheeks after they&apos;re warmed by the coffee cup andkke and cozy clothes like !!! sweaters gALORE and cute socks and a lot of hugs that bOI would be all for spooning tbh?? and just a lazy day w soft kisses and an even softer and clingy mark and falling asleep w your head on his chest and him playing w your hair fjsjskw cuTe bYe im hurting
  11. jackson as a roommate aka the most extra roommate ever but also kinda the best ?? bc he&apos;s an hyper lil shit who&apos;s always pushing you forward and hyping you like, he&apos;ll be your #1 hype man you hear me and he&apos;s also really clingy so lots of skinship even if it&apos;s just your hands touching but he needs to feel you (take that whatever way you want it ehehe) okay but in the winter jackson jumping into your bed or dragging you to his bc he says &quot;it&apos;s too cold to sleep alone&quot; saying he&apos;ll trade you for mark if you refuse him something silly (like holding his hand or something) but immediately says he&apos;s joking and that you&apos;re the best roommate he could ever ask for hyper af most of the times but also knows when to be chill, like if he notices you&apos;re really not in the mood for his extraness he&apos;ll settle down and take the time to listen to you and do something you want taking you out to places !! and trying new foods together and then u guys have this imaginary talk show where u give food reviews, he ends up stuffing your face w food and probably getting some ice cream on your nose (will also try to lick it off but you inch away bc eW JACKSON THAT&apos;S GROSS GET AWAY FROM ME) makes you wear his caps and lets you wear his sweaters/hoodies old people ask you two if you&apos;re dating all the time and he says yes but you always hit him and deny it, they say you two look cute together tho takes photos of you when you&apos;re not looking !! silly selcas !!
  12. okay so roommate!youngjae can u hear me scream literally your best friend and you&apos;d never want to leave the house without him bc he&apos;s /that/ good of a friend some sort of matching clothes bc cUTe I can see matching socks can smell you had a bad day from a mile away and will be so thoughtful and caring he&apos;ll do anything to help you feel better like cook you a meal or watch your favourite movie with you and just sO soft and cute and ah bless you&apos;d probably fall asleep on the couch together a lot of times and he&apos;d steal the blankets during the night which makes you wake up bc you&apos;re freezing your ass off but youngjae looks to cozy and warm so u just go to bed and leave him there w all the blankies constantly &quot;fighting&quot; to get coco&apos;s attention talking nonsense before going to sleep but falling asleep w a smile on your face bc youngjae never fails to make you laugh
  13. so like being a third parent to coco!!! and finding her sleeping on your stomach when you wake up and dying bcus cute bonus points if youngjae pulled another of his &quot;all-nighters&quot; and ended up falling asleep on the couch w coco on his head can u imagine the cute??? living w youngjae would be so fun and soft like??? playing video games together and getting competitive and sometimes forgetting to eat proper meals bc you just sit there and snack and like if it&apos;s a slow-paced game you sitting on the floor between youngjae&apos;s legs GOD BLESS HOW SMOL and struggling to wake up in the morning bcus you&apos;re both shIT at that and just,,, throwing pillows at each other and surviving on coffee (y&apos;all both know how each other like it) also!! taking coco out for walks!! and taking aesthetic pictures of each other bcus you&apos;re both hoes for that lmao and the staff at the coffee shop you frequent think you&apos;re boyfriend-girlfriend and you don&apos;t bother correcting them bcus it&apos;s fun to see youngjae flustered i dON&apos;T think you guys would fight like sure stupid stuff like &quot;omg i can&apos;t believe you aTE THE LAST OF THE ICE CREAM&quot; but dkskslsle you guys would have such a cute and pure friendship i Stan byE
  14. you and jinyoung would be really soft<br>
  15. like REALLY soft<br>
  16. lowkey he would nag but also highkey he would baby you a lot? like show you a lot of affection basically like pulling at your cheeks bcus fond and giving you lots of hugs but yeah anyway living together<br>
  17. your place would be the neatest honestly and ofc you would be quiet and idk?? it would be a very pretty home tbfh<br>
  18. and he would share his clothes w you like you know those gorgeous coats he has he would make sure you wear one of when you go out bcus you forget to take a jacket and it makes him happy even though they&apos;re really big on you<br>
  19. and just you guys would go out together like to get groceries or just for coffee or ice cream or to a book store and look really classy honestly it would be awesome<br>
  20. and for some reason i see y&apos;all into shit like cards or board games?¿ and that&apos;s the only time he gets sound of out you tbh when you play monopoly can you imagine the  p e t t y???<br>
  21. and lazy evenings on the couch w books and later you guys would compare and analyze together even though they were of two completely different genres<br>
  22. and maybe you&apos;d have a cat or two but that would get really messy so idk go it would go<br>
  23. but all in all he would be sO affectionate and soft for you tbh i dont think you&apos;d fight bcus you&apos;re smol and he doesn&apos;t have the heart to be an ass to you so  y eAh
  24. happy birthday to the softest hyung on the planet (despite how he tries to hide it). honest to god yoongi is one of the most talented artists out there and his dedication to music makes me weep as well as how deeply he cares for the rest of bangtan. he&apos;s been through sm shit yet and still manages to compose, produce and rap some of the best fucking songs i&apos;ve ever heard and just??? he&apos;s so good to everyone else??? and loves his fans sm?? i just?? i love min yoongi i hope he has an amazing 24th with his family, and that he realizes how much his hard work is appreciated by us and how much we all love him and want him to be the happiest on his birthday.<br>
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  26. happy birthday, min yoongi ❤
  27. i wanna be friends w jin bcuz??? he&apos;s so adorable and caring towards the other members but he&apos;s also sUCH A WHINY CHILD SOMETIMES it&apos;s the best thing ever and i think it would be really fun to be friends w him and talk shit but also love the others and i feel like he also needs someone who looks out for him and yEah<br>
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  29.  and then there&apos;s tae who is literally sUCH a puppy!!! literal cinnamon roll!!! and djkss wanna be friends for music taste reasons bcuz i can see us sharing music and he&apos;s such a cheerful bean that he&apos;d probably balance out my emo self so it&apos;d be fun<br>
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  31.  aND JIMIN OMG LIKE JIMIN IS THE ONLY ONE I AINT THIRSTY FOR (YET) BUT HE&apos;S SUCH A SMOL he&apos;s older but he feels like a lil bro for some reason and  DJSKSKS I THINK HE WOULD BE REALLY GREAT TO JUST TALK TO BCUZ I FEEL HE WOULD LISTEN REALLY WELL bcuz he&apos;s so sweet and mature and yeah i <br>
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  33. yoongi is basically my spirit animal does this need any explaining i mean? we&apos;d just snark @ every one lmao and be quiet friends but also really supportive of each other and everyone else lowkey?<br>
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  35.  hOBI!!! HOBI WOULD JUST BE THE BEST FRIEND EVER TO HAVE LIKE THE KIND OF FRIEND YOU&apos;D HAVE SECRET HANDSHAKES W AND EXPRESSIONS THAT ONLY YOU TWO CAN FIGURE OUT AND HE&apos;D BE A LIL SHIT BUT ALSO REALLY SWEET AND WILL BE ABLE TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE ANYTIME AND I (mama just came on im)<br>
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  37.  and then there&apos;s kookie im for me, there&apos;s the whole age thing where i think we could relate to each other and we&apos;re both sorta shy so at first glance would seem like we&apos;re smol but actually nah we&apos;re savage once you get to know us and don&apos;t??? shut??? up??? ever? <br>
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  39. okay getting to namjoon more like weeping i how to start I dON&apos;T KNOW this is more like thirst + friendship rip he&apos;s such a nerd lmao and he looks tough but is just smol to which i can relate and he really believes in his work and pours so much emotion into what he does and djkss i just wanna sit down w him and ask about his music process okay I&apos;m done
  40. kookie with you would be more on the praising side like he wouldn&apos;t fail to mention how great you are and how you&apos;re not that good at comforting but you try and how you&apos;re willing to do anything and everything for him and for the people you care about and about how good you are and how you never fail to know how he feels or what he needs and in his eyes you&apos;re just so great and perfect and amazing (much like you already are) but kookie sees you in this goddesslike light while you don&apos;t fail to seem approachable idk if im explaining myself but yes
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