That time Donnie killed someone Raubiter was alive+Theo jr.

<Donnie>: >implying the kaiju is actually in
<Oasisis>: skreeonk]
<Oasisis>: also, what did dyou think of Kaiju Big Battel?]
<Donnie>: -dolphin noise-
<Wrong_Way>: -dolphin noises-
<Sol>: that will bring him]
<Oasisis>: sadly their traveling shows don't have as many cardboard buildings]
<Oasisis>: which is half the charm]
<Wrong_Way>: [must use a lot of cardboard]
<HabeusKaiju>: Babam
<HabeusKaiju>: sorry
<HabeusKaiju>: axe cop was on again]
<Wrong_Way>: [it was? FUCK]
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
<Oasisis>: is ADHD fox's attempt to compete with adult swim?]
<Wrong_Way>: [well, i heard highschool usa is okay.]
<HabeusKaiju>: batwarthog man and war chihauha were one]
<Wrong_Way>: [FUCK ):]
<Wrong_Way>: [i love war chihuaha]
<HabeusKaiju>: and a guy that was basically Cable with a lion head gave out high fives]
<Wrong_Way>: [is ron swanson still voicing axe cop?]
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, I just wait for the best transformation]
<HabeusKaiju>: and yes]
<Wrong_Way>: [yesssss]
<Wrong_Way>: [DDD]
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, prepare for]
<HabeusKaiju>: Axe Cop with Lemon]
<HabeusKaiju>: ]
<Wrong_Way>: [O:]
<Wrong_Way>: [anyways, get to rping you dinocop]
<Donnie>: [oh, right]
<Donnie>: [you wanna start or should I]
<Oasisis>: axe cop is the best webcomic ever]
HabeusKaiju is doing his usual office routine, of strangling a mosquito with his eyelids
Donnie opens the door and walks in rubbing his eyes and the slight bags developing underneath them. His hair is messy and his clothes are very wrinkled. He takes a seat and yawns, stretching.
<Donnie>: Gyyyyyeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhggg~. Heeeey.
<Donnie>: [HabeusKaiju]
<HabeusKaiju>: sorry, laggy comp]sorry, laggy compy]
HabeusKaiju wakes up
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh hey there
<HabeusKaiju>: How ya doing, bed head Fred?
Donnie yawns again
HabeusKaiju ruffles Donnie's hair, and laughs
<Donnie>: Y'know, you said I was the youngest kid here, but Buck said there was a 6-year-old that went to this school.
<HabeusKaiju>: Six year old?
<HabeusKaiju>: He give a name?
<Donnie>: Yeah, Percy. "The Golden Child."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oooooooh!
<HabeusKaiju>: Perse!
<HabeusKaiju>: I know him!
<HabeusKaiju>: I sort of...attacked him first day he was here
<Donnie>: ...Why?
HabeusKaiju coughs
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, he was a former brotherhood member
<HabeusKaiju>: And he just appear on our doorstep, unannounced
<HabeusKaiju>: So I sort of...overreacted
<Donnie>: Wait, what's the "Brotherhood"?
<HabeusKaiju>: It was a logical conclusion!
<HabeusKaiju>: Wait
<HabeusKaiju>: You've never heard of the Brotherhood?
<Donnie>: No...
<HabeusKaiju>: Man, what are they teaching you in those classes?
<HabeusKaiju>: Here
HabeusKaiju pulls out his bowl of new, caffienated candy
<HabeusKaiju>: This will wake you up
<HabeusKaiju>: So, where do I start\
<HabeusKaiju>: ?
Donnie takes a few and lazily chews them down
<Donnie>: Iunno, what do they do?
<HabeusKaiju>: Be a bunch of raving dickheads
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: you didn't hear that
<HabeusKaiju>: okay?
<Donnie>: ...Sure.
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, these guys just go around, hurting others, and spouting that us mutants are the next step, and we should subjugate the human race
<HabeusKaiju>: So, sort of uncool stuff
<Donnie>: So, like, a bunch of mutant supervillains?
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes, yes
<Donnie>: Are they still around?
<HabeusKaiju>: They got a holy tree, a demon pastor, a fiery spaceman, and others I can't quite put my finger on
<HabeusKaiju>: Well
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes and no
<HabeusKaiju>: They did sort of dissipate years back
<HabeusKaiju>: But apparently Amos said they are coming back stronger
<HabeusKaiju>: That's why we got you guys!
HabeusKaiju grins widely
<Donnie>: Heh, alright.
Donnie tiredly closes his eyes and smirks
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, don't you fall asleep on me!
HabeusKaiju claps in Donnie's face
Donnie opens his eyes
<Donnie>: Yeah, yeah, I'm not falling asleep, I'm just...
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm not that boring!
Donnie yawns again
<Donnie>: Oh, right, that's why I came here. I can't sleep.
<HabeusKaiju>: Listen, you wanna know more about Brotherhood, ask Oasisis. She use to be one
<HabeusKaiju>: We need to chat about your sleep habits
<HabeusKaiju>: what's up?
<Donnie>: I keep getting nightmares that wake me up.
Donnie takes a few more candies
<HabeusKaiju>: nightmares about what?
<Sol>: roomates, and teachers]
<Donnie>: Iunno. They feel like they're memories, but I don't actually remember the things I see in them.
<Donnie>: I... I think I've hurt a lot of people.
<HabeusKaiju>: Can you describe them for me?
<HabeusKaiju>: Do you mean dream you, or real you?
<Donnie>: Dream me.
<HabeusKaiju>: Tell me, how did you hurt these people?
<Donnie>: I, I... I get really, really scared, and then, I do that thing where I cloak up, y'know, where I go all black and get cat ears, but it's... not the same. I'm all smokey and unstable about it, and, it's like I really /am/ some kind of... like a demon, or, a monster.
<HabeusKaiju>: mmhhmm
Donnie hugs himself and cradles back and forth slightly
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, here
HabeusKaiju pulls out Patented Mr Pilly 2.0
<HabeusKaiju>: Give him a hug
<HabeusKaiju>: You comfortable going on?
Donnie takes Mr Pilly 2.0 and hugs him very tightly, still doing the cradling motion
<Donnie>: I, uh, will you promise not to tell anyone this next part?
<HabeusKaiju>: Doonie, you know I keep promises
HabeusKaiju holds out a pinky
<Donnie>: [>Doonie]
Donnie tries wrapping his pinky around HabeusKaiju's, but hsi hands are so small and the kaiju's are so big ;_;
<HabeusKaiju>: Good enough
<Donnie>: I... I think I've hurt people. /Real/ bad, like... never-wake-up bad.
<HabeusKaiju>: Dream or real?
<Donnie>: Dream, but,
<Donnie>: I'm getting really scared that it /was/ real.
<HabeusKaiju>: Doonie
<HabeusKaiju>: shit]
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie
<HabeusKaiju>: It was just a dream
<HabeusKaiju>: It could mean anything, or even nothing
<HabeusKaiju>: Like, last night
<HabeusKaiju>: I dreamt I was kidnapped, and put into the back of a van, slowly filling up with kittens
<HabeusKaiju>: I felt terrible, because I kept on stepping on em
<HabeusKaiju>: But I would never actually step on kittens
<HabeusKaiju>: You get what I'm saying?
<HabeusKaiju>: ya gonna say something, sol?]
<HabeusKaiju>: and dont judge me, I had this dream before]
<Donnie>: Yeah, but, I forget everything. A lot of my childhood, er, my whole life, is just a blur to me. These dreams, these.. memories, would fill in the gap.
<HabeusKaiju>: Sometimes your dreams can become so vivid, that they seem real
<HabeusKaiju>: But Donnie
<HabeusKaiju>: Do you think you would ever kill someone?
Donnie hugs Mr Pilly 2.0 tigher, and buries his face into it
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, I'm here to help
<Donnie>: I, I thought, that... I thought they were gonna kill me...
<Sol>: what hab?]
<HabeusKaiju>: Do you feel okay talking about this with me?
<HabeusKaiju>: hmm?]
<Sol>: <HabeusKaiju>: ya gonna say something, sol?]
<Sol>: what?]
<HabeusKaiju>: Who was gonna kill you?
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, saw your thing go red, when I metnioned kitten stomping]
<HabeusKaiju>: Thought I was gonna get quoted again]
<Donnie>: All the other kids, at, at the orphanage...
<HabeusKaiju>: Tell me, may I hear more about the orphanage?
<Donnie>: I don't remember too many details anymore.
<HabeusKaiju>: You got anything you can piece together?
<Donnie>: Nobody ever wanted to adopt me, they were all scared of, or grossed out by mutants in general. Especially me, since I was, well, I looked like a real-life shadow-demon-whatever whenever I was upset.
<Donnie>: The only people who wanted to adopt me were people who saw me as a badge of how politically correct they were, or they were psychos who saw me as a weapon.
<HabeusKaiju>: Never a good basis for raising a kid
<Donnie>: The other kids also hated me, too, I was the only mutant in the entire orphanage. It was kinda small, only a few dozen at the most at a time.
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm sure if they saw the rad kid underneath though, you would be snatched up in a second!
<HabeusKaiju>: Did you have any friends there?
<Donnie>: ...I had, Nox, kinda.
<HabeusKaiju>: Anyone else?
<Donnie>: Everyone else was afraid of me, or they just hated me.
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, I know a thing or two bout thatr
<HabeusKaiju>: No one likes a lawyer
<Donnie>: They beat me up a lot.
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh...
<Donnie>: The owner got drunk a couple times and tried breaking bottles on me, too...
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm...sorry
<HabeusKaiju>: That just ain't right
<Sol>: yeah that sucks....but DISNEYLAND}
Donnie grabs at his hair and goes into a semi-fetal position, groaning
<Donnie>: Yeah, the more I think about it, the better I'm starting to remember...
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, stay with me here
<HabeusKaiju>: I promise, no one here will hurt you
HabeusKaiju grabs Donnie's hand, and stops him from grabbing his hair
<Donnie>: I, that's...
<Donnie>: I really /did/ do it, I...
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie! Stay with me! You didn't do it!
Donnie looks at HabeusKaiju wide-eyed, breathing very quickly
<HabeusKaiju>: Listen, hold on to my voice
<HabeusKaiju>: It's me, Theo
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm your friend
<Donnie>: So, it's, it's almost exactly what I dreamed about just, just last night, I...
<HabeusKaiju>: You didn't hurt anyone, and I won't hurt you
<HabeusKaiju>: okay?
<Donnie>: All the kids ganged up against me at once, because, they-they all wanted me to leave..
<Donnie>: And, I, I d-didn't know, I thought they, but they were hitting me with rocks and branches form the trees, b-because we were in the forest, because, they chased me there
<HabeusKaiju>: You thought they were...what?
Donnie begins breathing faster, pulling at HabeusKaiju's grip. His eyes dart rapidly around the room.
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, come on, you're okay
<HabeusKaiju>: Everything is okay
<Donnie>: And, and, I got really scared, and, I went into that thing where I'm all black, with, the cat-ears, and, and the stretchy arms, and
<HabeusKaiju>: I want you to close your eyes, take, long, deep breaths, and count to 10, okay?
<Donnie>: I hit one of them, an.. I got blood all over me...
Donnie yanks his arm away and falls backwards in his chair from the momentum,
<Donnie>: I, I don't wanna go to jail...
<HabeusKaiju>: No one's going to jail
<Donnie>: I don't know if they take mutants to jail, I think they just shoot them...
HabeusKaiju lifts Donnie up
<HabeusKaiju>: We don't get shot, we just get...segegrated
<HabeusKaiju>: but you won't know that, because you aren't going to jail
Donnie 's rapid breathing can be felt in HabeusKaiju's arms, his chest pushing at his grip in quick pulses
<Donnie>: But, I'm, I'm a monster, they're never coming back...
<HabeusKaiju>: It was a dream! You're filling in fragments!
Donnie is lightly shaking and shivering, and small wisps of black smoke are beginning to evaporate off his skin
<Donnie>: No! NO! *NO*! IT WAS *REAL*!
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, you can't be sure!
Donnie begins squirming in vein, unable to actually break free of MabeusKaiju's hold
<HabeusKaiju>: i mean, I'm sure this would pop up in the news
<Sol>: >mabeuskaiju]
<Donnie>: I REMEMBER WHERE IT WAS! I CAN SHOW YOU THE TREE!
<Sol>: >doonie]
<HabeusKaiju>: >mabeuskaiju}
<Sol>: mabeus plz]
<HabeusKaiju>: Listen
<HabeusKaiju>: I want you to sit down, and take deep breathes, okay?
<Donnie>: [>he who casts the first stone something or other]
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm gonna type away, and try and find it, okay?
<HabeusKaiju>: I'll prove it never happened
Donnie begins calming down, his breaths clearly filling his lung capacity but still coming as quickly as possible
<Donnie>: H-how?
<HabeusKaiju>: Slooooooower
<HabeusKaiju>: Just, tell me, what was the Orphanage called?
Donnie breaths in more slowly, the smoke stops but the shaking continues
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm just gonna put these away
HabeusKaiju takes away the coffee candies, and replaces them with low-sugar variety
<Donnie>: It, it was called, uh...
Donnie looks around muttering under his breath. "Shitshitshit, what was the name, the naaaame, they said it a billion times..."
<Sol>: *coughcough*]
<Donnie>: Miller's, Home... for New Starts.
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright
<Donnie>: [shit man I never thought of the name 'till now]
HabeusKaiju begins to type at his computer, swearing under his breathe, and he breaks it some more
<Sol>: no i mean, you should have just said *coughcough*]
<Sol>: thats what we use when we dont have a place name]
<Sol>: or we want to be vague]
<HabeusKaiju>: Here, lets see
<Donnie>: [I never caught onto that, will be used in the future when referencing the orphanage because that's a shitty name]
HabeusKaiju types in Millers home new starts dead mutant
<HabeusKaiju>: Just gotta wait
<HabeusKaiju>: Load time takes a bit
HabeusKaiju taps on the desk, waiting
<Sol>: damn keyboard]
<HabeusKaiju>: the page finally loads
<HabeusKaiju>: There! let's see....
HabeusKaiju reads, as his face grows a bit worried, as he reads on
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh...
Donnie goes back into his seat and hugs Mr Pilly 2.0, looking at HabeusKaiju with a worried expression
<HabeusKaiju>: Ummm...
Donnie buries his face in Mr Pilly 2.0 and sobs lightly
<Donnie>: I.. I don't wanna go to jaaaaiiilll
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, you aren't going to jail! Y-you only galnced him! He's totally fine!
<HabeusKaiju>: So, yaaaaay, you're not a murderer
HabeusKaiju smiles weakly
Donnie looks up from the pillow in shock at Habeus
<Donnie>: I, he's alive!?
<HabeusKaiju>: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah
<HabeusKaiju>: aliiiiiive
<HabeusKaiju>: wooooooooo
<Donnie>: You're, no... oh my god...
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie
<Donnie>: [did I miss an rp earlier today?]
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm sorry
<Sol>: nah]
<Sol>: she means vacuna]
<HabeusKaiju>: I am going to have to report this to Buck
<Donnie>: [>she, also that makes more sense]
<Oasisis>: YOUR STUDENTS ARE MONSTERS]
<Buck>: [can someone fill me in in pms or something whats happenin?]
<Oasisis>: To fight monsters....]
<Donnie>: ...Okay...
HabeusKaiju buzzes for Buck again
<HabeusKaiju>: I promise, we will make this all okay, okay?
HabeusKaiju puts out his pinky again
<Buck>: "Heya Theo hows can I help youse"
<Donnie>: Uhm... okay.
<HabeusKaiju>: Buck, may you please come down
<Sol>: and then the next day you get news donnie left the country]
<HabeusKaiju>: We need to chat about one of your squadmates
<HabeusKaiju>: hope not]
<HabeusKaiju>: how he gonna disney world then?]
<Buck>: [wait my squadmates?!]
<Buck>: "I'll be right downs"
<Sol>: disney is it hab]
Buck slams down phone and marchs down to Theos office
<Sol>: disney, coney, seaworld, lake matheson]
<HabeusKaiju>: yep]
<HabeusKaiju>: sounds good]
<HabeusKaiju>: He's on his way, Donnie
Donnie nods and hugs Mr Pilly 2 tighter
<Sol>: still lake matheson is in new zealand, and well skipped out and alll that]
<HabeusKaiju>: I rpomise, Buck will listen
<HabeusKaiju>: Be warned]
<HabeusKaiju>: lake matheson may sound starling similiar to lake ontario]
<Donnie>: Mhmm...
Buck cautiously opens the door to office
<Buck>: "Donnie whats the matta?"
Donnie flinches upwards at the sound of Buck's voice, and turns around to look at him
<Sol>: this is right after vacuna isnt it?]
<HabeusKaiju>: yea]
<Donnie>: [top lel]
<HabeusKaiju>: Buck, Donnie has had some...troubles in his past
Buck seems to sink a little bit that donnie flinches at him and slowly steps into the room quietly shuts the door behind him
HabeusKaiju motions Buck towards him
Buck walks over to Habeus
<Donnie>: I, I just, got, they...
HabeusKaiju cups a hand over Buck's ear
Donnie begins tearing up and his words are garbled when he buries his face back into Mr Pilly
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie accidentally killed someone when he was younger...
HabeusKaiju whispers to Buck
Donnie begins openly sobbing into the pillow
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, it's alright, just...stay calm
<HabeusKaiju>: Pinky promise
<Sol>: "Ok so you know that kid who killed those guys?" "Vacuna?" "No not corn dog girl, the boy" "Oh right donnie, yeah hes super stressed out about that. He really just doesnt want to hurt anyone" "Yeah I was thinking we should put him on the black ops team with life or death consquences" "....brilliant"
<Sol>: ]
Buck nods solemnly and walks toward Donnie
<Donnie>: -sob- ...Mhmm... -sob- -sob-
<Buck>: "Donnie"
Donnie wipes his face on his forearm and looks over to Buck
Buck doesn't say a word he looks Donnie in the eyes and has a deep sadness in them like when a father first sees their child learn to stumble then he hugs donnie
Donnie tightens at first, but then begins to loosen up in the hug and get the sobbing down to just jagged breathing
<Buck>: "You're okay"
Buck fatherly hug continues
<Donnie>: I, I don't, wanna, go to jail...
<HabeusKaiju>: Donnie, yoou aren't going to jail
<Buck>: "I'll break the bars overs my knee befores anyone puts youse in a cage Donnie"
<Donnie>: But, w-why not?
Buck ends hugs and looks down at Donnie
<Buck>: "Because you're still a kids, Donnie, and youse were played a cruel hands and I won't let anyone blame youse for that. Youse still need to learn and grows and live yer life and this won't stops that"
Donnie wipes his face with his arm again and looks between the two of them in surprise
<Donnie>: R-really?
<Buck>: "Reallys"
<HabeusKaiju>: Totes McGoats
<Donnie>: [wow hab]
<HabeusKaiju>: Its a thing, shut up]
<Sol>: "Man im pooped"]
<Donnie>: [I'm well-aware it's a thing]
<HabeusKaiju>: I am no good at appropriate comments]
<HabeusKaiju>: just my thing]
<HabeusKaiju>: Don't worry, Buck's got an eye and ear out for you
<Donnie>: Yeah... okay, I, I guess.
<Buck>: "You guess?"
Donnie tiredly blinks and looks back to Buck
<Donnie>: Uh... yeah?
<Buck>: "C'mon kid you like tired Im sure the counseling done for today"
<Buck>: "I'll see you at training, Donnie"
Buck walks out of the office lighting a cigar outside and walking away
<Donnie>: Okay.
HabeusKaiju coughs
<HabeusKaiju>: Sooooo
<Donnie>: I think I'm gonna go back to bed now...
<HabeusKaiju>: You do that
<HabeusKaiju>: Rest makes the mind healthy
Donnie nods and slumps out of his seat, walking to the door
<Donnie>: Oh, and, thanks. A lot.
<HabeusKaiju>: You're welcome
<HabeusKaiju>: Still down for movies next week?
HabeusKaiju scratches at his chin
Donnie turns to smile weakly at Habeus
<Donnie>: Mhmm.
<HabeusKaiju>: Seeya later then, Donnie
Donnie yawns and walks out, waving behind him
HabeusKaiju waes Donnie out, and waits for the door to close
<Donnie>: (The door closes.)
<HabeusKaiju>: jesus
HabeusKaiju opens his scret floor drawer, and grabs the scotch, and pours himself a shot
<HabeusKaiju>: What have I gotten into?
HabeusKaiju gulps back the shot
<Oasisis>: To fight monsters we created monsters]
<Donnie>: [I-I'm not a monster ;~;]
<Oasisis>: HabeusKaiju hears another knock at the door
<HabeusKaiju>: shit!
HabeusKaiju tosses the cup and drink away
<HabeusKaiju>: Come in!
Oasisis in all her golden finery enters
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, Issy, what's up?
<Oasisis>: History class seems to be very popular...I suppose my unorthodox teaching methods have paid off.
<Oasisis>: But I can't help but think that channeling spirits from throughout time into my body might have some kind of far-reaching consequence.
<HabeusKaiju>: Seems like it might
<Buck>: [Yeah you're getting the Raubiters attention
<HabeusKaiju>: You alright in the head, then?
<HabeusKaiju>: sit, chat
HabeusKaiju pulls out the booze bottles
<HabeusKaiju>: you drink?
<Oasisis>: Honestly, no.
<Oasisis>: Egyptian beer is not the same as your beer.
<HabeusKaiju>: M'lady, this is Ontarian Scotch
<HabeusKaiju>: Some premo shit
<HabeusKaiju>: Here, have a sip
HabeusKaiju hands a glass towards Oasisis
Oasisis sniffs the scotch
<HabeusKaiju>: So, tell me, how are these "Spirits" treating you?
HabeusKaiju gulps back his drink, and pours himself another
*** Buck is now known as Raubiter
Oasisis takes a sip
<Oasisis>: Um...
Oasisis 's body starts to glow with a green light
<Oasisis>: THIS IS WHY I DON'T DRINK SCOTCH
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: What's going on here?
HabeusKaiju buzzes Buck]
<HabeusKaiju>: buuuuuuuuuuck]
<HabeusKaiju>: it keeps habbening]
<Raubiter>: "I ask the same thing, creature"
Raubiter is sitting on a filing cabinet head bumping the ceiling
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: Welp!
<HabeusKaiju>: There goes my day!
<Raubiter>: "Hush creature"
Raubiter watches glowing mummy
HabeusKaiju grabs Oasisis' and his drink, and gulps em both back
<Raubiter>: "Are we drinking might I request a water from my host?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Eh, fuck off
<Raubiter>: "Hm"
Oasisis when the green light fads, in Nahjet's place is a burly, redheaded Scotsman, wearing a green kilt and body paint.
*** Oasisis is now known as Caiern
<Raubiter>: "Fascinating"
<HabeusKaiju>: Get yer own damn water, pillow theif
<Raubiter>: "I have no water"
<HabeusKaiju>: And great
<HabeusKaiju>: Now Issy's a scottish man
<Caiern>: Faenally! I haeven't be oot in ages...Nahjet hasn't gooten to the baest part of history yet.
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm sure Andy's gonna love this!
<Raubiter>: "How pitiful"
<Caiern>: oh baby]
<HabeusKaiju>: Spice up the love life!
<Raubiter>: "A shade clinging to the living world by riding on the back of some relic"
<Caiern>: You're one to talk, laddie.
<Raubiter>: "Do you have any idea who I am, scotsman?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, please
<HabeusKaiju>: I know, for a fact, that this will trash my office, if you guys keep at it
<Raubiter>: "I have come without weapons, creature I mean no harm"
<HabeusKaiju>: So, with the power investing in me, and the courage brought on by my mighty scotch
<HabeusKaiju>: I initiate group counseling
<Caiern>: When I was younger I woulda taken a swing at ya. But centuries in the spirit world gives ya plenty of patience.
<Raubiter>: "The void, shade, speak it with reverence"
<Wrong_Way>: [counseling a dead scotsman. gg hab, nice knowing you]
<HabeusKaiju>: Gentlemne, sit
<HabeusKaiju>: My office, my rules
<Raubiter>: "Hush, creature"
<Caiern>: the sexiest AUvatars]
<Raubiter>: [Do you know anything about Rau?]
<HabeusKaiju>: no, you hush
<Caiern>: no, does he have a wiki]
<HabeusKaiju>: Sit
<HabeusKaiju>: or leave
<HabeusKaiju>: I dont come into your place, and muck about
<HabeusKaiju>: yet]
<Raubiter>: [Kinda made the whole afterlife for supoc hes basically Hades but for everything]
<Caiern>: sheet]
<Raubiter>: [Dead spirits kept wandering up here and hes investigating]
<Raubiter>: [Guess he found what theyre doing]
<HabeusKaiju>: So, make a decision, gents
<Raubiter>: "I would like to know what this spirit thinks its doing here"
<Caiern>: I come oot in the present of scotch. A true Highlander's beverage.
<Raubiter>: "Disgraceful"
Raubiter shakes his head
<Raubiter>: [ ]
<Caiern>: But no, I am not a wraith. So don't drag me down there.
<Raubiter>: "Everyone goes there, spirit"
<Raubiter>: "It is what all ended life strives for"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmph
<HabeusKaiju>: No one respects my god damn rules
HabeusKaiju mutters
<Caiern>: What are your rules, faery?
<Raubiter>: "Spirit you have entered the void whether you want to or not it is your decision to seize this gift or shun it"
<Caiern>: Even if I wanted to go, I can't.
<Raubiter>: "Is there some power holding you?"
<Caiern>: As long as Nahjet remains here, I, and the others, are bound to her body.
<Raubiter>: "Necromancy"
<HabeusKaiju>: As long as I'm bound here, I'm gonna listen to all this crazy shit...
<Caiern>: burn]
Raubiter seems to grimace he slips down from the cabinet his tall frame still having to bend over in the room
<Caiern>: I was never into the laws of spirituality really. My beliefs were always more open.
<Caiern>: Keiji might agree with ya though.
<Raubiter>: "The void is a blank slate, spirit"
<Raubiter>: "A canvas on which the dead are allowed a second chance"
<HabeusKaiju>: I ain't even dealing with this
<Raubiter>: "There is but one law"
HabeusKaiju opens his tv cabinet, and starts watching The Red Green Show
<Raubiter>: "Do not return from whence you came"
<Raubiter>: "Yet here you are and if something is binding you here"
HabeusKaiju sits, arm crossed, huffing and puffing
<Raubiter>: "It will come to be nothing"
<Caiern>: Kaeju...do ya have any other spirits?
<HabeusKaiju>: oh, you talking to me?
<Caiern>: Yep.
<Raubiter>: "What binds you here, scotsman"
<HabeusKaiju>: I got some Mike's Hard back in my minifridge
<Caiern>: You look like a mighty fellow. How many stones can ya hurl?
<Raubiter>: "Spirit I will drag you and your vessel to the darkest pits of the void if you do not answer my question"
<HabeusKaiju>: Trust me, he's a real asshole about this stuff
<Caiern>: I was a future reincarnation of Nahjet.
<Raubiter>: "Binding a soul across multiple persons is treacherous"
<Caiern>: It was her, then Aurelia, then Anjali, then Keiji, then me, Huazil, Lieseta, Chelsea, and it would have been yet another.
<HabeusKaiju>: Wait
<Caiern>: But then Nahjet came back to life...so we all returned to her body.
<HabeusKaiju>: the hell is a future reincarnation?
<HabeusKaiju>: Now what?
<Raubiter>: "A soul has been bouncing back from the void and rewriting itself in new bodies"
<HabeusKaiju>: you fuddy duddies keep chatting
HabeusKaiju turns up the volume on the tv
<Raubiter>: "Its true name has been either abused or swarmed by dark magic"
<Caiern>: Well we all have our own souls, but at the same time we our our own beings...like the branches of the great tree.
*** Sol is now known as Gwydion
<Raubiter>: "You are one confused soul that has been writing multiple persons over itself and has mistakenly become all of them"
<Caiern>: A pervious incarnation coming back to life..well, that's never happened before.
<Caiern>: It is a unique spiritual situation.
<Raubiter>: "Do not speak like you presume to know, spirit"
<Raubiter>: "You are an ignorant victim who will be saved and then will move on"
<Raubiter>: "The soul has been tainted and written over many times and has now been drawn back by some treachery"
HabeusKaiju remains cross armed
<Caiern>: Kaiju?! Some sake would be really good right now!
<HabeusKaiju>: This office is not a god damn nexus for mystical weirdos
HabeusKaiju mumbles
<HabeusKaiju>: I'll get some god damn duct tape
<HabeusKaiju>: that fix everything
HabeusKaiju slumps in his chari, and continues drinking
<Raubiter>: "Spirit return from whence you came back into yourself and you will be fixed in due time"
<Caiern>: Fixed? None of us need to be fixed!
<Raubiter>: "Of course you do"
<Raubiter>: "You are an error in an otherwise flawless record of afterlife and you will be amended"
<Caiern>: You claim to control the void do ya?
<Raubiter>: "I do control the void there is no claim"
HabeusKaiju puts the volume at max, and crosses his arms harder
Raubiter turns to Habeus
<Raubiter>: "Do you mind, creature"
<Caiern>: On second thought, I'll take that Hard Lemonade.
<Raubiter>: "You are a hydra and a amalgation from poorly executed necromancy and you will be gone, spirit"
<Raubiter>: "It is only a matter of time"
<HabeusKaiju>: Do you mind?
<HabeusKaiju>: This is my office, just so you know
Caiern chugs the Mike's Hard Lemonade and dissapears with an indigo glow
Raubiter vanishes in a gust of leaves and snapping twigs the smell of burning sapling fills the air and in a series of feral growls the raubiter is gone
<HabeusKaiju>: Fucking finally!
<Caiern>: in his place stands a 20-something college student with a look of total apathy on her face
<HabeusKaiju>: Still smells like shit though
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh great
<HabeusKaiju>: and who might you be?
*** Caiern is now known as Chelsea
<Raubiter>: [Rau gonna come for you and he gonna get a soul weapon and he gonna killlll you]
<Chelsea>: I'm Chelsea, and I like, control metaphysical elements. They're too deep for anyone else to understand.
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<Chelsea>: After dying I think the physical world it totally overrated. The 90s were way better.
<HabeusKaiju>: What?
<Chelsea>: Our next reincarnation was supposed to be Sheniqua. But then that mummy bitch came back.
<Chelsea>: Whatever, she had a fake ass weave.
HabeusKaiju rubs at his temple
<Donnie>: [pfffft]
<Chelsea>: Nahjet's voice emanates out of Chelsea's body
<Chelsea>: Habeus?! This was not supposed to happen! I don't even know who this girl is!
<HabeusKaiju>: Issy?
<HabeusKaiju>: What the fuck is going on here?
<Chelsea>: Do you ever wonder why I don't drink?
<HabeusKaiju>: I do now
<HabeusKaiju>: And people wonder why I drink
<HabeusKaiju>: Jeez Louise
<Chelsea>: Depending on where the booze was made, one of my incarnations is summoned.
<Chelsea>: I'm beer, Aurelia is wine, Huazil is coffee, Caiern is scotch, and Keiji is sake.
<HabeusKaiju>: Raubiter! You can come back! I'm too tipsy for this shit!
<Chelsea>: But I didn't know this girl was hard lemonade!
<Raubiter>: "I will grant you one call, creature, out of respect"
<Raubiter>: "What is it?"
<Chelsea>: TEll him to bring some beer! or sake!
<HabeusKaiju>: Deal with this
<Raubiter>: "I do not think I will"
HabeusKaiju gulps back another glass
<Raubiter>: "My actions have been answered with naught but insolence by your establishment and I think you will do best to learn the value I hold, creature"
<HabeusKaiju>: Leiren, you granted me a call! Now, heed it!
<HabeusKaiju>: you sonuvabitch!
<Raubiter>: "I have answered I will not comply"
<Raubiter>: "Enjoy the hydra you have counted among your companions, creature"
<Chelsea>: THEO!
<Raubiter>: "And on my own accord"
<HabeusKaiju>: FINE!
<Chelsea>: Can I get a beer?
<Raubiter>: "Do not ever call me Lieren again, creature, the name has consequence and value to me"
HabeusKaiju grabs a beer, and tosses it to Chelsea
Chelsea drinks it, and Nahjet comes back in a blue light
*** Chelsea is now known as Oasisis
<Oasisis>: Oh god. Oh man. Oh god oh man.
<HabeusKaiju>: You wanted to talk to the vessel? have fun, Leiren
<Oasisis>: I'm so sorry Hab. I did not know about that.
Raubiter appears violently a black spot ripping into the room dead souls crawling out and clambering around
<Raubiter>: "DO NOT EVER SPEAK THAT NAME, CREATURE!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Eh
<HabeusKaiju>: I ain't afraid of no ghost
HabeusKaiju sips straight from the bottle
<Raubiter>: THEN YOU SHALL HAVE NO TROUBLE FEARING YOURSELF"
<Raubiter>: "Your school is stained with death I have been personally holding it up from falling into the void"
<Raubiter>: "Should I answer to this catcalling anymore I will not hold it in the light any longer"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh no, watch out, friendstealer mcpillowtheif has sand in his butt
HabeusKaiju continues drinking
Raubiter does nothing to stop tons of shades and ghosts of dead students who begin swarming Habeus asking why he let them die at Scratchs hands
<Gwydion>: christ]
<Raubiter>: "I think I will leave them here, creature, I won't act to stop your demons anymore"
<HabeusKaiju>: OH FUCK!
<HabeusKaiju>: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Raubiter descends back into the void the spot closing up around him leaving about 11 shades there
<HabeusKaiju>: YOU ASSHOLE!
<HabeusKaiju>: YOU FUCKING PRICK!
<Donnie>: [jesus]
<Gwydion>: i know right?]
*** Raubiter is now known as Shade
HabeusKaiju begins to curl and his chair, and starts to cry
<Gwydion>: whos keeping logs/]
*** Shade is now known as Raubiter
Raubiter grabs the bottle of scotch from Habs desk
<Raubiter>: "I think I'lll give this to Meriweather he carries it better"
Raubiter vanishes
HabeusKaiju continues crying, and mumbling
Raubiter holds open the hole to the void the shades one by one going back down until Hab and Oasisis are alone once more
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm sorry!
<HabeusKaiju>: I tried to stop him!
<HabeusKaiju>: I never meant to-to-to hurt EVERYONE!
HabeusKaiju curls up more, and weeps
<Oasisis>: Theo!
HabeusKaiju continues bawling
<HabeusKaiju>: ImsorryImsorryImsorryImsorryImsorry
<HabeusKaiju>: thebabythebabythebabythebabythebabythebabythebaby]
<Raubiter>: "Pitiful"
HabeusKaiju opens his eyes, to see the shades are gone
<HabeusKaiju>: Ahem
HabeusKaiju straightens up, while still crying
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes
HabeusKaiju wipes his nose
<HabeusKaiju>: So, that was an informative session, Oasisis
<HabeusKaiju>: Shall we schedule another one?
Oasisis puts her arms around his scaley Kaiju body
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh
HabeusKaiju resist, and then cries into Oasisis' shoulder
<Oasisis>: them feels]
<HabeusKaiju>: I never meant to hurt them! I saved as many as I co-co-COOOOOOULD!
<Oasisis>: Honestly? That guy is a dick.
<Oasisis>: I know a death who's a total bro.
<Raubiter>: [a death]
<HabeusKaiju>: I saved everyone I could, right?
<Oasisis>: Yes.
<Oasisis>: None of us are gods.
<HabeusKaiju>: Raubiter]
<HabeusKaiju>: you've done it]
<Raubiter>: [Im a god]
<HabeusKaiju>: you've undone all the progress of the boat]
<HabeusKaiju>: TIME FOR BOAT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!]
<Raubiter>: [Well fuck now I feel bad]
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, Its fine, you didnt actually, just a joke]
<Oasisis>: Hey Hab, you should keep some sake around. You and Keiji might have a lot in common.
<HabeusKaiju>: Maybe
<HabeusKaiju>: Later though
<HabeusKaiju>: I just wanna be alone for a bit
<Gwydion>: Hab, I will cut you]
<Oasisis>: I...I understand.
<Oasisis>: I...I understand.
<HabeusKaiju>: whatsa matter, Gwydion?]
<HabeusKaiju>: :3]
<HabeusKaiju>: Thanks...
<Gwydion>: Hab, I will find you, and I will cut you]
<HabeusKaiju>: I'll seeya later, then?
HabeusKaiju pulls back from Oasisis' hug
HabeusKaiju waves Oasisis out of the room, and locses the door behind her
<Wrong_Way>: [oh my god, this is one long paste bin]
<HabeusKaiju>: That's it
<HabeusKaiju>: You done fucked up, Fiendish Lord Leiren
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm coming for you
<HabeusKaiju>: And you can't stop me
<HabeusKaiju>: exuent]
<Gwydion>: hab
<Gwydion>: ]
<Gwydion>: if you hurt my mentor, I will have to avenge him]
Wrong_Way knocks on Hab's door
<Wrong_Way>: [and then hab was stopped]
HabeusKaiju stops swearing vengeance, and opens the door
<HabeusKaiju>: Hello?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh uh, Hi theo...I was wondering if I could maybe...sit in here for a bit?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Sure...
<Wrong_Way>: "...It smells like dead leaves in here."
Wrong_Way takes a seat
HabeusKaiju walsk over, and slumps into his seat
<HabeusKaiju>: So, what's eating you?
<Wrong_Way>: "...Nothing really actually. I mean, there's class and Frankie and all..."
<Wrong_Way>: "But...I don't feel very...scared?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea...
<HabeusKaiju>: You aren't scared?
<HabeusKaiju>: Then what's the problem?
<Wrong_Way>: "..I still felt like seeing you."
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno..."
HabeusKaiju sighs
<HabeusKaiju>: Thanks Mark
<HabeusKaiju>: I wouldn't mind seeing a familiar face right now
<HabeusKaiju>: A good one, though
<Wrong_Way>: "oh."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Anything bugging you?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Adult stuff, buddy
<HabeusKaiju>: Don't worry about it
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Is that why it smells like dead leaves in here? Adult stuff?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, that's part of it...
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay then.."
<Wrong_Way>: "...I miss my turtle."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, that reminded me
HabeusKaiju opens a drawer, and pulls out a box, with holes in the top
<HabeusKaiju>: Here
<Wrong_Way>: "...Is that?"
<HabeusKaiju>: I was gonna save it for later
<HabeusKaiju>: But maybe seeing someone else happy might cheer me up
<HabeusKaiju>: maybe
Wrong_Way opens the box and smiles with glee
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh mannnn!"
<Gwydion>: its a gecko]
<Wrong_Way>: [lolwhat]
<Wrong_Way>: [is it?]
<Donnie>: [it's a pet rock]
<Wrong_Way>: [a pet rock painted to look like a turtle. mark is convinced it's a real turtle]
<HabeusKaiju>: when he opens the box, he finds a dead turtle
<HabeusKaiju>: ]
Wrong_Way pulls the turtle out of the box
<Wrong_Way>: "MAN! Look at those chompers, this thing could bite your head off!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya like him?
<Wrong_Way>: "Of course!"
<Wrong_Way>: "What to name him...or her?"
<HabeusKaiju>: It's a him
<HabeusKaiju>: I checked
<HabeusKaiju>: Gamera?
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay then...How about...Theo Junior!"
<HabeusKaiju>: He
Wrong_Way scratches the little turtles head
<HabeusKaiju>: I like it
HabeusKaiju manages a small smile
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, he's so cool...."
<Wrong_Way>: "I have to call my folks to bring my turtle gear from home. I've got this shoebox that I made to look like a spaceship..."
<Wrong_Way>: "We're gonna have space adventures, Theo Junior!"
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: a space shoebox?
<Wrong_Way>: "...Yeah. It's painted silver and it has some tin foil wings... and a sock to be like the captains seat..."
<Wrong_Way>: "It's pretty cool."
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: "Although, that means I'm probably going to have to take my sisters Polly Pockets to be the rest of the crew..."
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<Wrong_Way>: "Anyways, Thanks Theo! I hope your day gets a lot better besides adult stuff."
<HabeusKaiju>: Thanks Mark
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, do you mind if I keep the box until I get the turtle case here?"
<HabeusKaiju>: It's fine, keep it
<HabeusKaiju>: Just...stay innocent, okay?
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay, I guess."
<Wrong_Way>: "Though innocent isn't the word I'd use in that context..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, I'll leave you be. I've gotta get some turtle grub from the cafeteria now. Thanks!"
<HabeusKaiju>: You're welcome...
<HabeusKaiju>: Seey later, buddy...
Wrong_Way leaves Theo's office, turtle in box and making some spaceship noises while he leaves.
HabeusKaiju closes the door, and begins researching Raubiter online