python

import socket
import random
random.seed()
network = 'irc.darkmyst.net'
port = 6667
irc = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
irc.connect((network,port))
data = irc.recv(4096)
nick = "Meisterbot"
irc.send("NICK {}\r\n".format(nick))
irc.send("USER {0} 0 {0} :{0}\r\n".format(nick))
irc.settimeout(0.1)
quit = False

listOfkeywordResponses = [
	"responses go here",
	"and are written like this",
	]

def ircParse(s): #courtesy of Twisted, http://stackoverflow.com/questions/930700/python-parsing-irc-messages
    prefix = ''
    trailing = []
    if not s:
       return None
    if s[0] == ':':
        try:
            prefix, s = s[1:].split(' ', 1)
        except:
            print "[~] Malformed data received: ",s
    if s.find(' :') != -1:
        s, trailing = s.split(' :', 1)
        args = s.split()
        args.append(trailing)
    else:
        args = s.split()
    command = args.pop(0)
    return prefix, command, args

def nickParse(s):
    return s.split("!")[0]

def fncLine(source,command,args):
    knownCallbacks = {
                      "PING":fncPing,
                      "PRIVMSG":fncPrivMsg,
                      }
    try:
        if command in knownCallbacks.keys():
            return (knownCallbacks[command])(source,args)
        else:
            return False
    except Exception as e:
        print e
        return False

def fncPing(source,args):
    irc.send("PONG "+args[0]+"\r\n")
    return False

def google(components):
    response = ''

    terms = components['arguments'].split('!google ')

    if 2 == len(terms) and 1 <= len(terms[1].lstrip()):
        service = build("customsearch", "v1",
                developerKey="AIzaSyCy6tveUHlfNQDUtH0TJrF6PtU0h894S2I")

        res = service.cse().list(
            q = terms[1].lstrip(),
            cx = '005983647730461686104:qfayqkczxfg',
        ).execute()

        if 1 <= res['queries']['request'][0]['totalResults']:
            result = res['items'][0]
            response = result['link'] + '\r\n' + result['snippet']

        else:
            response = 'Not found: ' + terms[1]

    else:
        response = 'Usage: !google <search term>'

    return str(response.encode('utf8'))

def fncPrivMsg(source,args):
    channel = args[0]
    text = args[1].replace("\r\n","")
    if source == "TPM" or source == "alt" or source == "alt2":
        #bot control stuff goes here
        if text == "=join":
            irc.send("JOIN #channel1,#channel2,#channel3\r\n")
        if text.startswith("=quit"):
            msg = text.replace("=quit ","")
            irc.send("QUIT :"+msg+"\r\n")
        if text.startswith("!x"):
            text = text[3:]
            irc.send(text+"\r\n")
            quit = True
            return True
        if text.startswith("=join"):
            msg = text.replace("=join ","")
            irc.send("JOIN :"+msg+"\r\n")
        if text.startswith("=part"):
            msg = text.replace("=part ","")
            irc.send("PART :"+msg+"\r\n")
        if text.startswith("=nick"):
            msg = text.replace("=nick ","")
            irc.send("NICK :"+msg+"\r\n")
        #fun stuff goes here
        pass
    if text.startswith("=say"):
        msg = text.replace("=say ","")
        irc.send("PRIVMSG "+channel+" :"+msg+"\r\n")
    if text.find("=hi") != -1:
        msg = text.split("=hi")
	to = t[hello].strip()
        irc.send("PRIVMSG "+channel+" :"+msg+"\r\n")
    if text.lower().find("keyword") != -1:
        msg = random.choice(listOfkeywordResponses)
        irc.send("PRIVMSG "+channel+" :"+msg+"\r\n")

    return False

while True: # main loop
    try:
        data = irc.recv(8192)
    except:
        continue

    lines = []
    if data:
        lines = data.split("\r\n")
        for l in lines:
            line = ircParse(l)
            if line == None:
                continue
            print line
            source = nickParse(line[0])
            if source == line[0]: #from server (no nick), might as well blank
                source == ""
            command = line[1]
            args = line[2]
            if fncLine(source,command,args): # True when quitting
                quit = True
                break
        if quit:
            break