legendoftomorrow s3 ep1

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<i>Last season on "Legends of Tomorrow"...</i>

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I'm no longer the captain. You are.

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<i>Permission to depart, Captain Lance.</i>

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I know that I'm supposed
to go back to 1942.

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<i>I have to believe that
time is stronger than that.</i>

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- [explosion booms]
- It's a timequake.

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The result of us
interacting with ourselves.

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And whose bright idea
was it to do the one thing

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that could jeopardize all of time?

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Yours.

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Guys.

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<i>I think we broke time.</i>

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[roaring]

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I guess this means
we're not going to Aruba.

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You said you broke time.

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No, I said <i>we</i> broke time.

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Yep, but it was your idea.

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No, my idea was to save
reality and save Amaya.

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By violating the first
rule of time travel:

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never visit the same
time and place twice,

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thereby breaking time.

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Perhaps we should continue this argument

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somewhere there aren't dinosaurs.

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- [bell tolls]
- Whoa. Big Ben.

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So what?

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Guys.

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I always wanted to visit it.

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Guys!

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[people screaming]

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[roaring]

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Amaya, talk to it.

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- She can talk dinosaur?
- Like you wouldn't believe.

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Please speed up that conversation...

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[portal shimmering]

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[people screaming in distance]

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Y'all just saw that, right?

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[portal shimmering]

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And that.

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Well, you really have

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buggered everything up this time.

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Her idea.

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No matter. As you can see,

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my agents are already hard at work

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dealing with these Anachronisms.

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Anachronisms?

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People, places, and things

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displaced from their
native time periods.

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I told you I was leaving to create

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an organization to
replace the Time Masters.

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- 15 minutes ago.
- For you.

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Forming the Time
Bureau has been the work

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of the last five years of my life.

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[portals shimmering]

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[dinosaurs roaring]

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I've gotten quite good
at it, I'd have to say.

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You mean you have Time Agents at work

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in the Cretaceous Period as we speak?

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Indeed, and throughout
Los Angeles, making sure

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no one retains any memory of this...

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unfortunate incident.

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Which is why your services
are no longer required.

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Whoa. What?

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It seems only fitting,
since I was the one

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who brought this team together

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that I should be the one to disband it.

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So... [clears throat]

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On behalf of the Time Bureau,

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I hereby relieve the Legends from duty.

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<i>[exciting music]</i>

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<i>? ?</i>

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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_

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[bland instrumental music playing]

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This isn't auditions

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for "American Ninja Warrior," you know.

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And how many times have I told you

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not to play with the merchandise?

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Oh, I know that look.

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It's the look of someone who thinks

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they could have gotten a better job.

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Well, let me tell you
something, freckles,

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you're lucky I even hired someone

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who had been reported dead... twice.

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Especially in this economy.

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What?

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No thank you?

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[groans]

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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[exhales]

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[bland instrumental music resumes]

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? ?

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Thank you.

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That's better.

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Now get over to Health and Beauty.

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Somebody just spilled a
whole mess of conditioner.

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? ?

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_

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[indistinct chatter]

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Whoo. [chuckles]

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[clears throat]

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Alan...

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Alan, um, I've had a breakthrough.

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I have told you not to interrupt me

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- when I'm plugged in.
- Yes. No, I know

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that's very important to you, but, um,

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Alan, I've been working
on this side project.

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Not only have I managed
to shrink organic matter,

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but I've also streamlined the
technology so that you can wear...

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I'm not interested, brah.

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Look, I-I get it. Once upon a time,

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you were "Ray Palmer, tech mogul."

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But when you give
your company to a woman

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who runs it into the ground,

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you lose all side-project privileges.

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Great news for you, though,

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what we're doing here at Upswipz

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is trying to change the world.

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[sighs]

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Upswipz is a dating app.

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Just like Tinder, except you

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swipe up-down instead of left-right.

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Which is far more intuitive.

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And Upswipz isn't a dating app.

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It's a holistic social networking...

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Social networking platform.

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Ah, but, Alan,

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my miniaturization technology

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has the potential to actually

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make the world a better place.

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If that were true,

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it'd be an app.

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If it doesn't live in a phone,

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it's not the future, Ray.

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<i>[solemn music]</i>

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Well, I've actually been to the future.

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Like, three times.

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- <i>[exciting music]</i>
- _

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<i>? ?</i>

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[grunting]

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<i>? ?</i>

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[gunfire]

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[choking]

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Damn it, Wally.

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What did I say?

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Ah, I was supposed to save

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some of the bad guys for you.

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Just a few.

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You know what? I'll make it up to you.

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The first round is on me.

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No. Thanks, man, we're good.

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I actually have a girl waiting for me.

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Next time.

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<i>[romantic music]</i>

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<i>? ?</i>

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Hey.

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Sorry I'm late.

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There was a...

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Kind of a work thing.

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- It's okay.
- Um...

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I know a really great coffee place...

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[phone unlocks]

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Um... Alana.

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- <i>[beach music]</i>
- _

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- Hey, girl.
- Hi.

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<i>? ?</i>

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Hey, idiot.

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Either refill my margarita,

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or get out of my light.

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This is a private beach.

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Listen, pal, what did I...

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[horse neighing]

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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And who the hell are you supposed to be?

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I am Gaius Julius Caesar of Rome.

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Oh.

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Thought I recognized you.

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I knocked off one of your casinos

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in Vegas.

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I am here to conquer
all the known world.

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Right.

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Wait a sec.

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How did you get here?

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I imagine through the mischief

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of the goddess Ate.

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But it matters not the
land I find myself in.

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It is but a matter of time
before my banner flies over it.

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<i>? ?</i>

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Is that a fact?

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[cell phone ringing]

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Yeah?

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<i>[belches] Boss.</i>

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- Rory?
<i>- I got a situation.</i>

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I think I bumped into one of those

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mechanisms...

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<i>Mechanism?</i>

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A nagging-ism.

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Anachronism?

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Julius Caesar...

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is in Aruba.

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<i>- Seriously?</i>
- Seriously.

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I got him tied up in my casita.

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What do you want me to do?

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<i>Just sit tight and keep him safe.</i>

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If you screw up history, the
Bureau will be on your ass

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- before you can say...
- [clears throat]

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- Son of a bitch.
- [phone beeps]

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Are you taking a personal call

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during peak consumer traffic?

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No.

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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'Cause I quit.

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<i>? ?</i>

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[boxes crashing]

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_

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[indistinct chatter]

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All right. [sighs]

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What's so important to
make you catch a train

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to Central City?

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Where's Amaya?

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We kind of broke up.

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- What?
- It's not a big deal.

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So what's going on?

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Rory found an Anachronism.

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Apparently, Julius Caesar
just wound up in Aruba.

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Mick's got him all tied up.

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Look, this is our chance

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to get the Time Bureau
to deal us back in.

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Look, if we pull this off,

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Rip might give us our old ship back.

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Wow, I had no idea

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you were so unhappy with your new life.

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[scoffs]

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Are you kidding me?

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I'm, uh... I'm... I'm loving it.

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I'm doing really good work.

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It says you work at Sink Shower & Stuff.

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Yeah, well...

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even vigilantes have to pay their bills.

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What are you guys so content with, huh?

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What are you doing?

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[scoffs]

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I'm doing pretty good.
Thanks for asking.

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I am... [clears throat]

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The second most popular superhero

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in Central City.

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So that's... pretty good.

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Well, I am the first most
popular in Silicon Valley,

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when I'm not changing
the world with a...

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Holistic social networking platform.

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<i>? ?</i>

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Let's go.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank God.

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You sure this is where they're at?

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I bumped into one of Rip's
Time Agents a while back.

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He may have left his badge at my place.

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He left it at your place?

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All right, maybe I lifted it off of him

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in the morning.

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<i>[quirky music]</i>

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<i>[tense music]</i>

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<i>? ?</i>

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- Freeze!
- Hands in the air!

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Eyes on, eyes on!

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Hey, don't move!

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- [sighs]
- Stay right there!

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[guns clicking]

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Hello, everyone.

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Welcome.

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On the floor. Hands behind your heads.

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Uh, sorry, there must
be some kind of mistake.

272
00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:58,167
We're the... we're the...

273
00:09:58,169 --> 00:10:00,836
Legends! Oh!

274
00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:02,438
[groaning]

275
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,707
Oh, we know exactly who you losers are.

276
00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,801
Wow, this floor is, like, super clean.

277
00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:14,438
[groans] Lady, why are you so mean?

278
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,039
Maybe it's that poly-blend pantsuit

279
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,509
that's got her so grumpy.

280
00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:19,810
I didn't know Men's Wearhouse
gave group discounts.

281
00:10:19,812 --> 00:10:21,612
What's wrong with you people?
Do you want to get shot?

282
00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,669
Totally rather get shot
than look like a Sears model.

283
00:10:23,671 --> 00:10:24,781
[guns clicking]

284
00:10:24,783 --> 00:10:25,983
Hold your fire!

285
00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:27,751
Stand down! All of you.

286
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,186
Excuse me.

287
00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:32,089
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

288
00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,858
Hello. So good to see you all.

289
00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,593
Next time, just call ahead.

290
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,529
You son of a bitch.

291
00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,030
Eyes on, eyes on!

292
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,766
There's been a slight misunderstanding,

293
00:10:41,769 --> 00:10:42,678
Dr. Heywood.

294
00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:44,468
Nate, what are you doing?

295
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,770
I want to hear Rip say it.

296
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,039
You told Amaya to go back to 1942.

297
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:50,841
Amaya went back to 1942?

298
00:10:50,843 --> 00:10:53,300
It was her idea.

299
00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:56,441
She wanted to go back home to Zambesi.

300
00:10:58,035 --> 00:10:59,568
What'd you say?

301
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,312
It was Amaya's idea
to go back to Zambesi.

302
00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:03,415
No, I heard him, Ray.

303
00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,322
I was just being rhetorical.

304
00:11:05,324 --> 00:11:08,358
<i>[solemn music]</i>

305
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,827
All right. This is just awkward.

306
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:13,193
[coughing] So...

307
00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:15,265
what brings the rest of
you to the Time Bureau?

308
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,533
We found an Anachronism.

309
00:11:16,535 --> 00:11:17,901
I wasn't aware any of you

310
00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:19,269
were searching for Anachronisms.

311
00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:20,470
We weren't.

312
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,939
Rory was on a bender

313
00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:23,540
when Julius Caesar showed up.

314
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:25,242
[laughs] Agent Sharp, have we seen

315
00:11:25,244 --> 00:11:26,743
any activity that would match

316
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:28,468
such a massive historical displacement?

317
00:11:28,471 --> 00:11:29,780
Absolutely not, sir.

318
00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:32,404
Well, I guess you must
have missed one then.

319
00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:34,551
I find that very hard to
believe, and you know what...

320
00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:36,587
Ready a go-team...

321
00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:39,356
and we will meet you at the Op-Center.

322
00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,391
[softly] Sir.

323
00:11:41,393 --> 00:11:43,260
In the meantime...

324
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,929
Who fancies a tour?

325
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:53,236
<i>? ?</i>

326
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,674
[scoffs] Guess they're, uh,

327
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,509
not used to seeing famous people.

328
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,311
Yeah, kind of like we're
the Founding Fathers

329
00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:02,646
of the Time Bureau.

330
00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:03,890
In a way.

331
00:12:03,893 --> 00:12:05,782
I suppose if you lot hadn't created

332
00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:08,151
the greatest time paradox
the world had ever known,

333
00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:09,853
all of these people
would have nothing to do.

334
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,488
Unhand me, you knave!

335
00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:12,856
Is that...?

336
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,925
Oh, yeah. King Arthur.

337
00:12:14,927 --> 00:12:16,169
[grunts]

338
00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:18,061
His displacement into
the Spanish Civil War

339
00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:19,896
caused quite the Anachronism.

340
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:22,065
Ah, evil sorcerer!

341
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,434
I might have known you were
responsible for all of this.

342
00:12:24,436 --> 00:12:25,942
[device fires]

343
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,871
Now when he's returned
to his original time,

344
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,207
he will have no memory
of his displacement.

345
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,842
All humility aside,

346
00:12:31,844 --> 00:12:35,445
we are the most important
security organization...

347
00:12:35,447 --> 00:12:37,381
[whispers] That no one's ever heard of.

348
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:39,516
Who somehow missed the
fact that Julius Caesar

349
00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,518
is down in Aruba working on his tan.

350
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,886
I'm sure our detection system

351
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,955
would have picked up
on his displacement.

352
00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:46,823
Hm.

353
00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:48,830
Yeah, and we get that,

354
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:51,294
but all we're saying is,
if you wanted to give us

355
00:12:51,296 --> 00:12:53,163
the old Waverider
back, we would be happy

356
00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:55,465
to go down there and
take care of it for you.

357
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,734
Yeah, you know, for...
For old time's sake?

358
00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:02,606
<i>[rousing music]</i>

359
00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:08,812
<i>? ?</i>

360
00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:12,416
I'm sorry, but our old ship
has been put to new use.

361
00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:19,156
<i>? ?</i>

362
00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:22,426
[door whirring, monitor beeping]

363
00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:27,364
You turned our ship into a simulator?

364
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,533
The Command Module is heading
toward a meteoroid belt.

365
00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:31,935
Apollo 13 astronauts will
die unless we do something.

366
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,213
Aw, that's cool, man.

367
00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:34,771
They're teaching one
of our old missions.

368
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,906
I've got an idea.

369
00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,074
Why don't we swing around

370
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,408
and use our ship as a shield?

371
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,744
- Boom.
- [scoffs] Kidding.

372
00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,746
I'm not a total idiot.

373
00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:45,950
Target the Command Module's
oxygen tank with our photons,

374
00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:47,518
and fire.

375
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:48,719
[computer beeping]

376
00:13:48,721 --> 00:13:50,087
[cheers and applause]

377
00:13:50,089 --> 00:13:52,055
- Yes!
- The ruptured tank

378
00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:54,491
propelled their capsule
out of harm's way, Captain.

379
00:13:56,762 --> 00:13:58,261
Well done, class.

380
00:13:58,263 --> 00:13:59,830
See you all tomorrow.

381
00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:01,131
We'll see how you do

382
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,766
trying to stop an atomic torpedo

383
00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:04,367
from blowing up New York City.

384
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:06,136
- [scoffs]
- [laughs]

385
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,038
[scoffs]

386
00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:10,874
What are they doing here?

387
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:13,076
We are here to help you.

388
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:15,345
That's very gracious of you.

389
00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:18,247
But whatever it is,
we have professionals

390
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,622
who can handle the matter.

391
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,919
Along with whatever
damage Mr. Rory causes.

392
00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:27,778
Your salad sucks.

393
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:29,793
You should know this
is not the first time

394
00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:31,795
I've been taken captive.

395
00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:34,431
Oh, great, a story.

396
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:37,400
Once, when I was a young man,

397
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,303
I was kidnapped by pirates.

398
00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:44,040
They ransomed me for
50 talents of silver,

399
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,776
a fortune.

400
00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:48,845
My family paid the money, of course.

401
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,480
But I told my captors

402
00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:52,449
they would be better off killing me.

403
00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:54,618
Because if they did let me go,

404
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,187
I promised to come back one day,

405
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,322
and not only to take my silver,

406
00:14:59,324 --> 00:15:03,357
but to crucify the pirates one by one.

407
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,227
And that's exactly what I did.

408
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,130
You saying I should kill you?

409
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,967
You should believe me
when I make a promise.

410
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,935
The gold in this satchel...

411
00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,138
is yours.

412
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,573
Gold?

413
00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:20,010
But I swear by my household gods,

414
00:15:20,012 --> 00:15:22,179
it will cost you your life.

415
00:15:22,181 --> 00:15:24,147
Oh.

416
00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:27,818
<i>[tense music]</i>

417
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,719
[groans]

418
00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:33,590
[both grunting]

419
00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:35,792
Do we have a location on Mr. Rory?

420
00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:38,495
Mm, we followed a trail
of petty larceny reports.

421
00:15:38,497 --> 00:15:39,863
He's been holed up on the beach,

422
00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:41,364
running up a room service tab

423
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:43,934
and a serious collection of STDs.

424
00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:46,269
- That's our Mick.
- He's been busy.

425
00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:49,472
[both grunting]

426
00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:51,605
Locking in on coordinates now.

427
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,240
Is the go-team ready?

428
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,878
Locked and loaded, sir.

429
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,513
Opening a portal.

430
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:58,815
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

431
00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,650
[groans]

432
00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:05,095
<i>? ?</i>

433
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,665
[panting]

434
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,391
You broke my nose.

435
00:16:08,393 --> 00:16:11,328
[upbeat dance music playing]

436
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:18,602
? ?

437
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,405
[portal shimmering]

438
00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:24,997
Out of my way!

439
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,366
[both grunting]

440
00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,915
- Our team is under attack.
- Definitely Rory.

441
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:34,551
Alpha team, do you have eyes on Caesar?

442
00:16:34,553 --> 00:16:35,852
<i>He's got the target.</i>

443
00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:37,254
What do you want us to do, Command?

444
00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:38,569
Get the hell out of there

445
00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:40,857
before Mr. Rory causes any more mayhem.

446
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,692
Roger that. Initiating extraction.

447
00:16:42,694 --> 00:16:44,728
Get off me, you damn missionaries!

448
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,129
[portal shimmering]

449
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,697
? ?

450
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:50,901
[all groaning]

451
00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:53,332
Get the hell off me, dude.

452
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:55,168
This is Julius Caesar?

453
00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,671
Dude, my dad's a lawyer.

454
00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:58,375
I'm going to totally
sue all of your asses.

455
00:16:58,377 --> 00:16:59,442
[device fires]

456
00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,744
What is this place?

457
00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:02,245
An institution you will never

458
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,114
step foot in again, Mr. Rory.

459
00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:06,050
Get them out of here!

460
00:17:08,947 --> 00:17:11,054
Rip, look. I'm sorry.

461
00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:13,690
- I thought that this...
- The Legends would change?

462
00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:15,659
Since when do we need to change?

463
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:16,960
When you left our team, you said

464
00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:18,895
you had nothing left to teach me.

465
00:17:18,897 --> 00:17:20,830
Yes, well, unfortunately all of history

466
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,054
suddenly came unglued

467
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,900
moments after I'd uttered those words.

468
00:17:23,902 --> 00:17:27,337
[sighs] Look, I miss the
good old days too, Sara.

469
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,848
But times have changed.

470
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:32,709
Yeah, and you don't
think you need us anymore.

471
00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,344
Look, Rip.

472
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,914
This is our mess. You
have to let us fix it.

473
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,850
Using your team to fix anything...

474
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,820
is like doing brain
surgery with a chainsaw.

475
00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:46,790
<i>[solemn music]</i>

476
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,426
<i>? ?</i>

477
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,061
[sighs]

478
00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:53,363
Whoa. You can't leave yet.

479
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,566
Not without parking validation.

480
00:17:56,568 --> 00:17:57,934
[coins clinking]

481
00:17:57,936 --> 00:17:59,936
[Rory beating vending machine]

482
00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:01,171
[groaning]

483
00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,873
Son of a bitch stole my money.

484
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,841
[groans]

485
00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:06,042
[machine dings]

486
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,612
Whoa.

487
00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:11,514
This is a genuine Roman aureus.

488
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:13,683
This is first century B.C.

489
00:18:13,685 --> 00:18:15,739
That means Rory really
saw Julius Caesar.

490
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:16,640
Duh.

491
00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:18,250
We've got to tell Rip that
he's got the wrong guy.

492
00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:19,688
Yeah, like he'll listen to us.

493
00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:20,919
He's right.

494
00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:22,655
We've got to grab Caesar ourselves.

495
00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:25,528
And prove to Rip that
we got the right stuff.

496
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:26,730
Sara.

497
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:27,831
Exit's this way.

498
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,466
Our ship's this way.

499
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:30,967
We're gonna steal the Waverider?

500
00:18:30,969 --> 00:18:33,536
We're gonna fix our mistakes.

501
00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:36,806
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

502
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:38,274
[sighs]

503
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:42,212
<i>? ?</i>

504
00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:44,264
Oh, damn it! I mean, darn it.

505
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,683
There's a class in session.

506
00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,585
Ah.

507
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:49,853
Listen up, punks.

508
00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:52,655
Class dismissed. Get out of here.

509
00:18:52,657 --> 00:18:54,858
This must be a part of
the training exercise.

510
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,269
[clears throat]

511
00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,294
Our ship has been
boarded by a Time Pirate.

512
00:18:58,296 --> 00:18:59,996
On behalf of The Time
Bureau, and in accordance

513
00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,198
to Article 15.6, Section B,

514
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,300
concerning the unlawful
seizure of Time Ships...

515
00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:05,535
[grunts]

516
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:07,070
[others gasping]

517
00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:08,371
Anyone else?

518
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,724
Gideon's been in sleep
mode for five years,

519
00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:14,544
but if I can divert her
power back to the core...

520
00:19:14,546 --> 00:19:16,479
<i>Hello, Legends. What did I miss?</i>

521
00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:18,214
Well, we're about to steal the ship,

522
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,849
go grab Julius Caesar in Aruba,

523
00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:22,152
all before history completely collapses.

524
00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:24,154
<i>So it's business as usual, then.</i>

525
00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:25,488
[chuckles] Exactly.

526
00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:27,290
Gideon, engines to power.

527
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,568
Turbines to speed.

528
00:19:28,571 --> 00:19:30,505
<i>Right away, Captain.</i>

529
00:19:30,508 --> 00:19:33,563
[rumbling and creaking]

530
00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,332
Sounds like this old
boat needs a lube job.

531
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,456
<i>? ?</i>

532
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:42,559
What in the hell do
they think they're doing?

533
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:44,441
The hangar's sealed.
There's no way out of here.

534
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:45,909
Yep, well, I'm afraid the Legends

535
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,710
have never permitted
something like logic

536
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,779
to stop them.

537
00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:52,048
<i>? ?</i>

538
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,750
[sighs]

539
00:19:53,752 --> 00:19:56,853
<i>? ?</i>

540
00:19:56,855 --> 00:19:59,222
I hope you know what
you're doing, Ms. Lance.

541
00:19:59,224 --> 00:20:01,458
Gideon, time-jump us out of here.

542
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,793
Uh, are you sure we can
time-jump inside the building?

543
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,662
We're about to find out.

544
00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:08,666
[ship whirring]

545
00:20:10,535 --> 00:20:12,769
[engine whooshing]

546
00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:16,137
<i>? ?</i>

547
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,463
[engine sputtering]

548
00:20:24,596 --> 00:20:26,429
Gideon, when are we?

549
00:20:26,431 --> 00:20:27,898
<i>I was only able to time-jump us</i>

550
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,332
<i>three minutes into the future.</i>

551
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,917
<i>We're still in Star City.</i>

552
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,502
- [sighs]
- <i>If you haven't noticed,</i>

553
00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:34,571
<i>the ship is in desperate
need of maintenance.</i>

554
00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:36,806
Yeah, there's no way we're
gonna make it to Aruba.

555
00:20:36,808 --> 00:20:39,482
Can we make it to Central City?

556
00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:41,118
I know a good mechanic there.

557
00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:43,613
[doorbell ringing]

558
00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:50,153
Jefferson. What a...
what a nice surprise.

559
00:20:50,155 --> 00:20:52,689
Lily also dropped by with
some rather exciting news.

560
00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:54,824
Oh, well, if it's a bad
time, I can always just...

561
00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:56,459
Wait, wait. What is it?

562
00:20:56,461 --> 00:20:57,884
Something's wrong. I can feel it.

563
00:20:57,887 --> 00:20:59,229
We may only see each other

564
00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:00,830
once a week for our bonding sessions,

565
00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,999
but we still share a psychic connection.

566
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,935
[sighs]

567
00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:06,469
I dropped out of school.

568
00:21:06,471 --> 00:21:07,864
Why would you do that?

569
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,307
You could have your
master's in... in two years.

570
00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:11,658
Yeah, I know, it's just...

571
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,361
[sighs] Learning about engineering

572
00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:15,197
is not half as fun
as actually, you know,

573
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,633
being an engineer...

574
00:21:16,636 --> 00:21:17,802
on a time ship.

575
00:21:17,805 --> 00:21:19,438
Oh, hey, Jax.

576
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,288
Whoa. Whoa, Lily, you're...

577
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,522
You're...

578
00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:25,690
What?

579
00:21:25,692 --> 00:21:27,158
I'm what?

580
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,860
Uh, you... you look... You look healthy.

581
00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,128
I'm kidding. I'm pregnant.

582
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,729
- [laughing]
- Oh, my God.

583
00:21:31,731 --> 00:21:34,332
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

584
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,235
Yeah, I was on sabbatical in
Rome with my boyfriend and...

585
00:21:37,237 --> 00:21:39,070
She means her future husband.

586
00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:41,573
And we decided we wanted to come home

587
00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:43,441
and break the big news in person.

588
00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,021
[both laugh]

589
00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:47,250
Oh, I've got to put the
osso buco in the oven,

590
00:21:47,253 --> 00:21:48,804
but you should totally
stay for dinner...

591
00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:49,871
Right, daddy?

592
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:51,474
- Yeah.
- Okay.

593
00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:54,385
Dude. What?

594
00:21:54,387 --> 00:21:57,088
My heart still melts
when she says that word.

595
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,656
It's crazy. It's...

596
00:21:58,658 --> 00:22:01,359
[spaceship whooshing]

597
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,795
Oh, my God.

598
00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:07,121
Is that what I think it is?

599
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,270
Come on, Grey.

600
00:22:10,273 --> 00:22:13,634
A chance to meet Julius
Caesar and fix history.

601
00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:16,274
- [sighs]
- Look, we have a time ship.

602
00:22:16,276 --> 00:22:18,243
We can get you home in time for dessert.

603
00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:20,240
That's what I told Clarissa
the last time I left.

604
00:22:20,243 --> 00:22:23,047
And when you came home you
had a surprise daughter.

605
00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:25,091
- Mm?
- Your point?

606
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,894
The point is, sometimes...

607
00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:28,753
we screw things up for the better.

608
00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:30,154
That's a good motto.

609
00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:31,489
We should use that.

610
00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:34,259
[sighs] Fine, whatever.

611
00:22:34,261 --> 00:22:35,426
I'll... I'll come. Great.

612
00:22:35,429 --> 00:22:37,145
Now all we need is Amaya,

613
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,897
and we can get the band back together.

614
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,099
- That's not happening.
- Whoa, did I miss something?

615
00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,934
- Mm-mm.
- [whispers] Amaya dumped him.

616
00:22:42,936 --> 00:22:44,502
Went back to 1942.

617
00:22:44,504 --> 00:22:46,304
[scoffs] She didn't dump me.

618
00:22:46,383 --> 00:22:47,906
She didn't dump me.

619
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,841
Amaya went back to Zambesi
because Rip told her

620
00:22:49,843 --> 00:22:51,175
she has some sort of destiny to fulfill

621
00:22:51,177 --> 00:22:52,977
back in 1942. That's it.

622
00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:54,379
Unlike the rest of us

623
00:22:54,381 --> 00:22:56,247
who don't have crap

624
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,615
waiting for us in the real world.

625
00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:59,417
Speak for yourself, numbnuts.

626
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,252
I don't know about you
all, but I was destined

627
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,021
for greater things than folding towels.

628
00:23:03,023 --> 00:23:04,355
And Rip thinks he doesn't need us

629
00:23:04,357 --> 00:23:05,626
because he's got the Time Bureau.

630
00:23:05,628 --> 00:23:06,724
Ray's right.

631
00:23:06,726 --> 00:23:08,126
We're the ones who broke history.

632
00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:09,994
We should be the ones that fix it.

633
00:23:09,996 --> 00:23:12,697
But instead of operating
on history with a chainsaw,

634
00:23:12,699 --> 00:23:16,901
this time we are gonna be the scalpel.

635
00:23:16,903 --> 00:23:18,336
[upbeat dance music playing]

636
00:23:18,338 --> 00:23:19,671
Is this your idea of subtle?

637
00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:21,506
Just try to blend in, okay?

638
00:23:21,508 --> 00:23:23,441
No problem.

639
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,443
Great Caesar's ghost.

640
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,811
That's him.

641
00:23:26,813 --> 00:23:28,613
So what I have to say to you is this:

642
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,823
are you willing to fight with me?

643
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,292
All: Yeah!

644
00:23:32,295 --> 00:23:34,719
And claim this savage land for Rome?

645
00:23:34,721 --> 00:23:36,254
All: Yeah!

646
00:23:36,256 --> 00:23:38,323
What, did you teach Caesar English?

647
00:23:38,325 --> 00:23:41,059
Nope. Just showed up speaking fancy.

648
00:23:41,061 --> 00:23:42,961
Temporal linguistic dysplasia...

649
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,495
- What?
- A side effect

650
00:23:44,497 --> 00:23:45,610
of historical displacement.

651
00:23:45,613 --> 00:23:47,065
Astonishing!

652
00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:48,532
You know, cowards die

653
00:23:48,535 --> 00:23:50,835
many times before their deaths.

654
00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:53,805
The valiant never taste death but once!

655
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,708
Yeah! And Delta Nu Phi sucks!

656
00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,476
All: Delta Nu Phi sucks!

657
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,411
Alpha Psi Gamma sucks!

658
00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,347
Delta Nu Phi sucks!

659
00:24:02,349 --> 00:24:04,582
Can we not agree they all suck?

660
00:24:04,584 --> 00:24:05,984
[sighs] A'ight.

661
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,485
Let's shut this toga party down

662
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,220
before things really get out of hand.

663
00:24:09,222 --> 00:24:10,855
No powers.

664
00:24:10,857 --> 00:24:12,490
It can make the Anachronism worse.

665
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,459
Right, be the scalpel.

666
00:24:14,461 --> 00:24:16,127
Because I saw in you...

667
00:24:16,129 --> 00:24:17,261
I've got an idea.

668
00:24:17,263 --> 00:24:18,882
The makings of a legion.

669
00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:20,632
Come on, man, are you
really trying to hook up now?

670
00:24:20,634 --> 00:24:22,266
No, I'm creating a dating profile

671
00:24:22,268 --> 00:24:23,935
on our new UpSwipz app.

672
00:24:23,937 --> 00:24:25,403
Gideon, I need you to hit

673
00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:27,739
every phone on the beach with a match.

674
00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:29,340
"Exotic beauty looking for

675
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,822
casual sex with young frat stud?"

676
00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:33,411
- That might work.
- Yeah.

677
00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:35,146
Now all I need is a profile picture.

678
00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:36,694
<i>I believe I've got that covered.</i>

679
00:24:36,697 --> 00:24:37,952
[phone chimes]

680
00:24:37,955 --> 00:24:40,451
[burps] Ooh.

681
00:24:40,453 --> 00:24:41,686
Not bad.

682
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,054
[crowd cheering]

683
00:24:43,056 --> 00:24:44,111
For Mars!

684
00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:45,723
- All: Yeah!
- For Rome!

685
00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:47,158
All: Yeah!

686
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,260
Death... or glory!

687
00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:52,463
[cell phones chiming]

688
00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:59,570
All right, JC. Party's over.

689
00:24:59,572 --> 00:25:00,838
You're coming with us.

690
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,240
I'd rather fall on my sword

691
00:25:02,242 --> 00:25:03,775
than surrender it to a woman.

692
00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:07,345
Well, then today is your lucky day.

693
00:25:07,347 --> 00:25:10,882
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

694
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:14,852
[both grunting]

695
00:25:14,854 --> 00:25:16,921
Uh, shouldn't we help her?

696
00:25:16,923 --> 00:25:18,389
It's him I'm worried about.

697
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:23,394
<i>? ?</i>

698
00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:24,962
All: Ooh.

699
00:25:24,964 --> 00:25:27,598
Yep, I'd say our work here is done.

700
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,030
And to quote the great
conqueror himself,

701
00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,869
"We came, we saw..."

702
00:25:31,871 --> 00:25:33,905
[together] We kicked Caesar's ass!

703
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,107
- Mm.
- Mm.

704
00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:38,643
- Oh, man.
- Oh.

705
00:25:38,645 --> 00:25:41,312
- Suckers.
- Nice work.

706
00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:42,613
I'd have done it faster.

707
00:25:42,615 --> 00:25:45,405
<i>? ?</i>

708
00:25:50,067 --> 00:25:51,800
[groaning]

709
00:25:51,803 --> 00:25:53,684
Oh, I'm sorry.

710
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:54,949
Did that hurt?

711
00:25:54,952 --> 00:25:56,814
Easy, Mick.

712
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:58,282
He broke my nose.

713
00:25:58,284 --> 00:26:00,084
My best feature.

714
00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:02,586
Still... we have to get him
back to his time in one piece.

715
00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:04,054
Or he doesn't go on to conquer the world

716
00:26:04,056 --> 00:26:05,256
and help create the greatest empire

717
00:26:05,258 --> 00:26:06,323
history has ever known.

718
00:26:06,325 --> 00:26:07,658
We need to get moving.

719
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,026
It's not gonna take Rip long

720
00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:10,628
to track down a stolen time ship.

721
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,696
<i>Quite so, Ms. Lance.</i>

722
00:26:14,066 --> 00:26:15,566
<i>It appears that you've captured</i>

723
00:26:15,568 --> 00:26:17,835
<i>the real Julius Caesar. Well done.</i>

724
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,405
<i>Now, if you'll just return him to us,</i>

725
00:26:19,408 --> 00:26:21,872
<i>we'll be happy to handle his
reinsertion back into history.</i>

726
00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,340
You don't think we can handle it?

727
00:26:23,342 --> 00:26:24,942
<i>It's not that.</i>

728
00:26:24,944 --> 00:26:26,076
<i>Maybe it is that.</i>

729
00:26:26,078 --> 00:26:27,678
<i>But the fact remains</i>

730
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,880
<i>that you have hijacked our property.</i>

731
00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,549
<i>And if you would return it to us</i>

732
00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:34,485
<i>along with our anachronistic guest,</i>

733
00:26:34,487 --> 00:26:37,254
<i>all will be forgiven.</i>

734
00:26:37,256 --> 00:26:40,458
<i>I trust you'll use your best judgment.</i>

735
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,461
[laughing] Does he not know this team?

736
00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,496
Shouldn't we entrust Caesar's return

737
00:26:45,498 --> 00:26:47,331
to people who do that sort
of thing professionally?

738
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,833
I thought this was our chance to prove

739
00:26:48,835 --> 00:26:51,802
that we were professional... ish.

740
00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:53,838
Your call, Captain.

741
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,473
[sighs]

742
00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,241
Gideon,

743
00:26:57,243 --> 00:26:58,943
plot a course for the Time Bureau.

744
00:26:58,945 --> 00:27:00,611
<i>I'm afraid that won't be possible</i>

745
00:27:00,613 --> 00:27:01,979
<i>without additional repairs.</i>

746
00:27:01,981 --> 00:27:03,848
[sighs] Of course.

747
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:05,282
<i>? ?</i>

748
00:27:05,284 --> 00:27:07,885
Et tu, Sara?

749
00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,520
I'm using my best judgment.

750
00:27:09,522 --> 00:27:15,826
<i>? ?</i>

751
00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:20,130
You know, I've taken these engines apart

752
00:27:20,132 --> 00:27:23,434
so many times, feels like
this ship is a part of me.

753
00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:25,494
It is a part of you that you can take on

754
00:27:25,497 --> 00:27:27,830
whatever adventure life offers you next.

755
00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:29,138
[scoffs]

756
00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:31,909
What adventure could
be better than this one?

757
00:27:31,911 --> 00:27:35,513
I mean, I got to be a superhero
who traveled through time,

758
00:27:35,515 --> 00:27:37,143
changing history.

759
00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:39,006
Yes, I know.

760
00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:44,021
Look, I know you want to
do the whole granddad thing.

761
00:27:44,023 --> 00:27:46,624
Smoke a pipe by the fire, but...

762
00:27:46,626 --> 00:27:49,426
I got a whole lot of life left,

763
00:27:49,428 --> 00:27:51,962
and I have no idea how to fill it.

764
00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:57,234
Jefferson, you are, hands down,

765
00:27:57,236 --> 00:27:59,937
the most gifted, capable,

766
00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:03,374
Jeffersodriven young
man handsl've ever known.

767
00:28:03,376 --> 00:28:06,310
You can do anything you want to do.

768
00:28:06,312 --> 00:28:07,545
Well, that's all well and good,

769
00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:09,079
but what I want to do is be half

770
00:28:09,081 --> 00:28:11,148
of a nuclear-powered superhero.

771
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:13,729
And I can't do that
if you don't want to.

772
00:28:15,855 --> 00:28:17,321
[sighs]

773
00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:24,094
[door opens]

774
00:28:25,565 --> 00:28:27,364
[door closes]

775
00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,967
Have you come to gloat?

776
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:33,637
Or to grant me the mercy
of taking my own life?

777
00:28:33,639 --> 00:28:36,663
Getting beaten by a woman
bothers you that much?

778
00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,699
Yes.

779
00:28:38,702 --> 00:28:42,604
If your intention is
neither boasting nor mercy,

780
00:28:42,607 --> 00:28:45,842
to what do I owe the
honor of this visit?

781
00:28:50,122 --> 00:28:51,956
[chuckles]

782
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:54,158
You doubt your present course of action

783
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,726
and seem to believe that Caesar

784
00:28:55,728 --> 00:28:57,761
holds the key to resolving it.

785
00:28:57,763 --> 00:28:59,897
There's nothing to resolve.

786
00:28:59,899 --> 00:29:02,266
My course of action isn't up to me.

787
00:29:02,268 --> 00:29:04,134
So you believe your
future lies in the hands

788
00:29:04,136 --> 00:29:05,336
of the Three Fates?

789
00:29:05,338 --> 00:29:06,737
No.

790
00:29:06,739 --> 00:29:09,237
It lies in the hands of a group

791
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,207
called the Time Bureau.

792
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,777
And if I go against them
now, they'll take my ship.

793
00:29:13,779 --> 00:29:15,746
And if I screw this up,

794
00:29:15,748 --> 00:29:17,581
then I lose everything.

795
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,851
And that's all you're willing
to wager for greatness?

796
00:29:20,853 --> 00:29:23,487
Pompey said he would have my head

797
00:29:23,489 --> 00:29:25,956
for going against the Senate...

798
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,559
but when I lead my
army across the Rubicon,

799
00:29:28,561 --> 00:29:32,429
Rome will welcome me as a god.

800
00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:36,367
Well, I wish I shared your confidence.

801
00:29:38,671 --> 00:29:41,071
It cost me eight years
and countless centurions

802
00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:43,386
to conquer Gaul.

803
00:29:43,389 --> 00:29:47,358
But with an Amazonian
queen like you by my side,

804
00:29:47,361 --> 00:29:50,595
I could make short work
of the rest of the world.

805
00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,685
Conquering the world does sound nice...

806
00:29:56,622 --> 00:29:58,756
But I don't need you to do it.

807
00:30:02,624 --> 00:30:04,191
Ship's fixed, Cap.

808
00:30:04,194 --> 00:30:07,698
Fixed enough to get us
back to the Time Bureau?

809
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,733
Mm-hmm.

810
00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:12,369
How about ancient Rome?

811
00:30:12,371 --> 00:30:14,371
Only one way to find out.

812
00:30:14,373 --> 00:30:17,341
[engine whooshing]

813
00:30:17,343 --> 00:30:20,244
<i>[rousing music]</i>

814
00:30:20,246 --> 00:30:22,153
<i>? ?</i>

815
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,681
_

816
00:30:24,684 --> 00:30:26,850
According to Gideon, Caesar disappeared

817
00:30:26,852 --> 00:30:29,219
the night before his
famous march on Rome.

818
00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:31,655
Yeah, no crossing the
Rubicon means no civil war.

819
00:30:31,657 --> 00:30:33,557
No civil war means no Ides of March.

820
00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:34,892
No Ides of March means...

821
00:30:34,894 --> 00:30:36,927
[snaps fingers] No Roman Empire.

822
00:30:36,929 --> 00:30:38,429
What happens on the Ides of March?

823
00:30:38,431 --> 00:30:40,506
Eh... well, that's when your friends,

824
00:30:40,509 --> 00:30:42,168
who really aren't your friends,

825
00:30:42,171 --> 00:30:44,499
stab you in the back to
stop your rise to power.

826
00:30:44,502 --> 00:30:46,303
Not that you'll remember any of this.

827
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:48,605
[device fires]

828
00:30:51,377 --> 00:30:54,978
Check it out. History is back to normal.

829
00:30:57,183 --> 00:31:00,766
And now a little something
for the Heywood scrapbook.

830
00:31:00,769 --> 00:31:02,168
[camera clicks]

831
00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,738
Oh, man. That's a keeper.

832
00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:06,757
Enjoy conquering the world.

833
00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:09,693
<i>[solemn music]</i>

834
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:14,638
<i>? ?</i>

835
00:31:16,569 --> 00:31:19,503
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

836
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:24,975
<i>? ?</i>

837
00:31:26,445 --> 00:31:28,278
Perhaps my eyes deceive me,

838
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,414
but that does not look
like the Time Bureau to me.

839
00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:33,283
No, it says here we landed in 49 B.C.

840
00:31:33,285 --> 00:31:37,221
Relax, because we just dropped off JC

841
00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:38,655
back where he belongs.

842
00:31:38,657 --> 00:31:40,457
So, history has been restored,

843
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:42,893
and we can go home.

844
00:31:42,895 --> 00:31:44,795
<i>I'm afraid that's not possible.</i>

845
00:31:44,797 --> 00:31:46,964
Why? Something wrong with the ship?

846
00:31:46,966 --> 00:31:49,867
<i>No, but your home no longer exists.</i>

847
00:31:49,869 --> 00:31:51,568
<i>Here is a map of what was formally known</i>

848
00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:54,271
<i>as the United States, circa 2017.</i>

849
00:31:54,273 --> 00:31:56,211
I thought you said that
history has been restored.

850
00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:57,646
Does that look restored to you?

851
00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,943
What does "Magna Hesperia" mean?

852
00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:02,746
It means Caesar went on
to conquer the known world

853
00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:05,149
and then the unknown world.

854
00:32:05,151 --> 00:32:07,084
One of you fools must have entrusted him

855
00:32:07,086 --> 00:32:09,453
with future knowledge,
something that allowed him

856
00:32:09,455 --> 00:32:10,687
to alter the course of history.

857
00:32:10,689 --> 00:32:12,412
No, no. I mean, Sara hit him

858
00:32:12,415 --> 00:32:13,589
with Rip's flashy...

859
00:32:13,592 --> 00:32:15,459
- Flashy thing.
- Thing.

860
00:32:17,016 --> 00:32:18,716
Oh, my God.

861
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,364
- What?
- [sighs]

862
00:32:22,768 --> 00:32:24,899
My book.

863
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,268
What book?

864
00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:31,141
Change of plans.

865
00:32:31,143 --> 00:32:33,506
We're not marching on Rome, sir?

866
00:32:33,509 --> 00:32:35,576
No, we're still marching.

867
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,380
But when we get there,
we're going to visit

868
00:32:37,383 --> 00:32:39,748
a few old friends...

869
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:42,185
starting with Brutus

870
00:32:42,188 --> 00:32:43,487
and Cassius.

871
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:49,384
I cannot believe you let Caesar

872
00:32:49,387 --> 00:32:51,322
steal the answers to the test.

873
00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,237
Why are you all looking
at me? It's not my fault.

874
00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,717
How did mop-head even
know there would be a test?

875
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,935
It's a figure of speech.

876
00:32:56,937 --> 00:32:58,637
Caesar knew how to alter history

877
00:32:58,639 --> 00:33:00,706
because he already knew
how it would unfold.

878
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,208
Okay, so all we got to
do is get back out there

879
00:33:03,210 --> 00:33:04,276
and refold history.

880
00:33:04,278 --> 00:33:05,577
Or contact Mr. Hunter,

881
00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:06,839
and let the Time Bureau handle it.

882
00:33:06,841 --> 00:33:07,946
No, no, no, no.

883
00:33:07,948 --> 00:33:09,451
We do not let those time-turds

884
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,788
have the satisfaction
of knowing that we...

885
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,285
That you lost the book?

886
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,643
Stop blaming me, okay?

887
00:33:14,646 --> 00:33:16,588
Caesar must have swiped
it when I wasn't looking.

888
00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:18,190
- Nate's right.
- Thank you.

889
00:33:18,192 --> 00:33:19,725
Not about it not being your fault...

890
00:33:19,727 --> 00:33:21,193
About The Time Bureau.

891
00:33:21,195 --> 00:33:23,729
They're 2,000 years away.

892
00:33:23,731 --> 00:33:25,697
We can fix this before they even...

893
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,566
- [portal shimmering]
- Too late.

894
00:33:27,568 --> 00:33:29,434
[watch beeping]

895
00:33:29,436 --> 00:33:31,103
[clears throat]

896
00:33:31,105 --> 00:33:32,604
<i>[tense music]</i>

897
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:34,813
Ms. Lance, a word.

898
00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:36,074
Yeah.

899
00:33:36,076 --> 00:33:39,144
<i>? ?</i>

900
00:33:39,146 --> 00:33:40,979
Look, I know what you're gonna say,

901
00:33:40,981 --> 00:33:42,748
but we are gonna fix this.

902
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,950
You shall do nothing of the sort.

903
00:33:44,952 --> 00:33:47,319
My agents will clear
this mess in no time.

904
00:33:47,321 --> 00:33:49,221
And what if something goes sideways?

905
00:33:49,223 --> 00:33:51,723
None of these guys are field agents.

906
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,191
Admit it, Rip. You need us.

907
00:33:53,193 --> 00:33:55,594
No, Sara. <i>You</i> need this.

908
00:33:55,596 --> 00:33:58,530
But just because you all found
life outside this ship boring

909
00:33:58,532 --> 00:34:01,600
doesn't mean you get your old jobs back.

910
00:34:01,602 --> 00:34:03,168
Because the Time Bureau is capable

911
00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:05,203
of getting the job done...

912
00:34:05,205 --> 00:34:06,505
[whispers] Without the mess.

913
00:34:06,507 --> 00:34:08,473
<i>? ?</i>

914
00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:09,782
Status?

915
00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:12,310
We've got eyes on the
target. Go-team is hot.

916
00:34:12,312 --> 00:34:13,812
Yes, you are.

917
00:34:13,814 --> 00:34:16,548
Watch and learn, Ms. Lance.

918
00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:17,916
Execute.

919
00:34:17,918 --> 00:34:19,051
<i>? ?</i>

920
00:34:19,053 --> 00:34:20,218
[beeping]

921
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:22,754
[portal shimmering]

922
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:30,062
<i>? ?</i>

923
00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:37,436
<i>Asset acquired.</i>

924
00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:38,804
Proceed to the target to commence

925
00:34:38,806 --> 00:34:40,272
memory erasure protocol.

926
00:34:40,274 --> 00:34:42,074
Wait, I've seen this play before.

927
00:34:42,076 --> 00:34:43,909
Leave the merchandise unattended,

928
00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:45,310
draw the target out...

929
00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:47,279
League of Assassins strategy?

930
00:34:47,281 --> 00:34:49,281
No, it's Sink Shower & Stuff.

931
00:34:49,283 --> 00:34:50,970
We use it to catch shoplift...

932
00:34:50,973 --> 00:34:52,072
It's a trap!

933
00:34:52,075 --> 00:34:58,569
<i>? ?</i>

934
00:34:58,572 --> 00:35:00,382
You've got to pull
your team out of there.

935
00:35:00,385 --> 00:35:01,926
Agent Sharpe, initiate extraction.

936
00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,128
Extract.

937
00:35:03,130 --> 00:35:06,331
[portal shimmering]

938
00:35:11,538 --> 00:35:14,272
Uh, Agent Sharpe has been...

939
00:35:14,274 --> 00:35:15,379
apprehended.

940
00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:16,648
We were caught unprepared.

941
00:35:16,651 --> 00:35:18,284
But we'll go back in, and we...

942
00:35:18,287 --> 00:35:20,287
And screw things up worse
than you already have?

943
00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:21,880
Boss is right.

944
00:35:21,882 --> 00:35:24,549
We need to go and rescue Agent Hotcakes.

945
00:35:24,551 --> 00:35:26,485
Oh, please. This entire situation

946
00:35:26,487 --> 00:35:28,186
is happening because of you idiots...

947
00:35:28,188 --> 00:35:30,689
Idiots? Idiots with special abilities.

948
00:35:30,692 --> 00:35:32,190
We know how to handle ourselves.

949
00:35:32,192 --> 00:35:33,692
Not against Julius Caesar,

950
00:35:33,694 --> 00:35:35,827
who has an entire legion at his command.

951
00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:37,562
We're pretty good at
taking down legions.

952
00:35:37,564 --> 00:35:38,897
You're damn straight.

953
00:35:40,868 --> 00:35:42,634
[sighs]

954
00:35:42,636 --> 00:35:44,569
I'm assuming the answer is no,

955
00:35:44,571 --> 00:35:46,771
but do any of you happen to have a plan?

956
00:35:46,773 --> 00:35:50,408
<i>? ?</i>

957
00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:52,244
We're about to rejoin my army.

958
00:35:52,246 --> 00:35:53,545
Be grateful.

959
00:35:53,547 --> 00:35:55,614
Not only am I letting you live,

960
00:35:55,616 --> 00:35:59,117
I'm permitting you to witness
the rise of the Roman Empire.

961
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:02,587
The Time Bureau will never
permit you to alter history.

962
00:36:02,589 --> 00:36:05,020
Caesar does not alter history.

963
00:36:05,023 --> 00:36:06,589
He makes it.

964
00:36:08,829 --> 00:36:11,596
Surrender your prisoner
in the name of Ares,

965
00:36:11,598 --> 00:36:13,231
the god of war!

966
00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,834
Mars is the Roman god of war, Jefferson.

967
00:36:15,836 --> 00:36:17,903
Yeah, whatever.

968
00:36:17,905 --> 00:36:19,171
[men screaming]

969
00:36:19,173 --> 00:36:21,915
<i>? ?</i>

970
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:24,442
- What the hell are you doing?
- Rescuing you.

971
00:36:24,444 --> 00:36:25,944
I can take care of myself.

972
00:36:25,946 --> 00:36:27,145
[grunts]

973
00:36:28,148 --> 00:36:34,452
<i>? ?</i>

974
00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:37,222
Howdy.

975
00:36:41,028 --> 00:36:43,495
<i>Dormi strictum amicus.</i>

976
00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:46,233
What did you say to him?

977
00:36:46,236 --> 00:36:48,002
Uh, "sleep tight, buddy"?

978
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,405
I guess. Maybe.

979
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,101
I think this deserves a bro hug.

980
00:36:51,104 --> 00:36:53,471
Bring it.

981
00:36:53,473 --> 00:36:55,073
Damn, Ray.

982
00:36:55,075 --> 00:37:01,079
<i>? ?</i>

983
00:37:01,081 --> 00:37:03,949
[grunting, blows landing]

984
00:37:03,951 --> 00:37:11,256
<i>? ?</i>

985
00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:17,929
[mechanical firing]

986
00:37:22,035 --> 00:37:24,278
You ruined my vacation...

987
00:37:24,281 --> 00:37:26,415
and my nose.

988
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,006
[grunts]

989
00:37:28,008 --> 00:37:29,407
[body thuds]

990
00:37:29,409 --> 00:37:31,161
Now we're even.

991
00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:34,346
See? Problem solved.

992
00:37:34,348 --> 00:37:36,146
I've got to say, Ms. Lance,

993
00:37:36,149 --> 00:37:38,683
now that I've seen your team
in action with my own eyes,

994
00:37:38,686 --> 00:37:41,286
you are even worse than I imagined.

995
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,054
You're welcome.

996
00:37:44,057 --> 00:37:47,859
<i>[rousing music]</i>

997
00:37:51,828 --> 00:37:54,862
[engine whooshing]

998
00:37:57,369 --> 00:37:59,002
Well, like Nate said,

999
00:37:59,004 --> 00:38:01,972
sometimes we screw
things up for the better.

1000
00:38:01,974 --> 00:38:04,875
I fail to see how
that's true in this case.

1001
00:38:04,877 --> 00:38:06,576
It's our new motto.

1002
00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,088
New motto?

1003
00:38:08,091 --> 00:38:10,212
Right, does that mean that
you all plan to continue

1004
00:38:10,215 --> 00:38:11,915
swashbuckling your way through history?

1005
00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:14,785
With the Time Bureau's
permission, of course.

1006
00:38:14,787 --> 00:38:17,020
And if I deny you permission?

1007
00:38:17,022 --> 00:38:19,623
- We'll do it anyways.
- Yeah.

1008
00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:21,858
Sir, the go-team has
erased the memories

1009
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,493
of Caesar and his forces.

1010
00:38:23,495 --> 00:38:26,763
Good. We'd best take our leave, then.

1011
00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,365
Sara. Mr. Rory.

1012
00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:29,933
Do your best to stay out of trouble.

1013
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,168
[chuckles]

1014
00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:37,407
[sighs]

1015
00:38:37,409 --> 00:38:38,742
What's that?

1016
00:38:38,744 --> 00:38:41,411
It's a, uh, portal thingy.

1017
00:38:42,285 --> 00:38:43,918
A, uh,

1018
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:47,751
communications thing,

1019
00:38:47,753 --> 00:38:50,120
and a, uh... Ah, yes...

1020
00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,621
a memory thing.

1021
00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:53,123
So I guess that means you're staying.

1022
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:55,431
Well, I kind of have to.

1023
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,301
You'd be dead without me.

1024
00:38:58,764 --> 00:38:59,896
Cheers.

1025
00:38:59,898 --> 00:39:02,866
<i>[solemn music]</i>

1026
00:39:02,868 --> 00:39:05,101
<i>? ?</i>

1027
00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:06,670
<i>They are irresponsible,</i>

1028
00:39:06,672 --> 00:39:08,805
undependable, unpredictable, dangerous.

1029
00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:11,241
And yet effective. At least on occasion.

1030
00:39:11,243 --> 00:39:12,476
Is that the reason
they're not warming a cell

1031
00:39:12,478 --> 00:39:14,077
back at headquarters as we speak?

1032
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:15,879
They're not warming
a cell, Agent Sharpe,

1033
00:39:15,881 --> 00:39:17,180
because they might just be our best hope

1034
00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:18,715
of defeating what's coming.

1035
00:39:18,717 --> 00:39:21,758
They are the reason Mallus is a threat.

1036
00:39:21,761 --> 00:39:23,073
Indeed.

1037
00:39:23,076 --> 00:39:26,490
But there might just come a
day when we need the Legends

1038
00:39:26,492 --> 00:39:28,058
to do what they do best...

1039
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,994
Which is what, exactly?

1040
00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:32,863
Be the chainsaw.

1041
00:39:32,865 --> 00:39:35,422
<i>? ?</i>

1042
00:39:35,425 --> 00:39:37,500
Would you open a portal
back to headquarters?

1043
00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:38,802
I seem to have...

1044
00:39:38,804 --> 00:39:40,937
misplaced my Time Courier.

1045
00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:46,243
[portal shimmering]

1046
00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:50,780
- How's she running?
- Lousy.

1047
00:39:50,782 --> 00:39:53,149
Rip's monkeys really
screwed up the works.

1048
00:39:53,151 --> 00:39:55,471
It's gonna take Ray
months to figure this out.

1049
00:39:55,474 --> 00:39:56,685
Why Raymond?

1050
00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,556
Well, I told Sara to take us back home.

1051
00:39:59,558 --> 00:40:02,692
Oh, that's... that's
unfortunate, considering...

1052
00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:04,194
I have decided to stay aboard.

1053
00:40:04,196 --> 00:40:05,662
Whoa, wait, wait, what?

1054
00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:08,298
I shanghaied you into our first voyage.

1055
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,133
I forced this life upon you.

1056
00:40:10,135 --> 00:40:12,402
I could hardly ask
you to give it up now.

1057
00:40:12,404 --> 00:40:13,737
But your life, your family...

1058
00:40:13,739 --> 00:40:15,138
I'll make it home

1059
00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,198
for the birth of my first grandchild.

1060
00:40:17,201 --> 00:40:19,434
As for my family...

1061
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,547
They're on this ship as well.

1062
00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:27,951
<i>? ?</i>

1063
00:40:27,953 --> 00:40:29,119
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1064
00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:31,855
[laughs]

1065
00:40:31,857 --> 00:40:34,691
<i>? ?</i>

1066
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,893
[door opens]

1067
00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:40,063
You doing okay?

1068
00:40:43,135 --> 00:40:45,936
Well, nothing says "doing okay" like

1069
00:40:45,938 --> 00:40:48,672
pining over files of your ex.

1070
00:40:48,674 --> 00:40:50,974
Yeah, I was just thinking...

1071
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:54,177
About her?

1072
00:40:54,179 --> 00:40:57,681
Yeah, about her, and...

1073
00:40:57,683 --> 00:40:59,716
and this place.

1074
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,651
I miss being on the ship.

1075
00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:04,410
Yeah, of course you do.

1076
00:41:04,413 --> 00:41:06,546
It's your home.

1077
00:41:06,549 --> 00:41:09,793
And she's back home too.

1078
00:41:09,795 --> 00:41:12,262
If she's happy, I'm happy.

1079
00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:14,764
She's happy, right?

1080
00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:17,534
Yeah. Totally.

1081
00:41:17,536 --> 00:41:19,603
- <i>[dramatic music]</i>
- _

1082
00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:21,905
This is the village.

1083
00:41:21,907 --> 00:41:24,741
<i>? ?</i>

1084
00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,476
Get out of our way, woman.

1085
00:41:26,478 --> 00:41:29,112
Actually, that's what
I was gonna tell you.

1086
00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:31,414
We have business here.

1087
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:34,284
If you call poaching
and raping "business."

1088
00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:37,387
Zambesi is under my protection.

1089
00:41:37,389 --> 00:41:39,155
[speaking Belgian]

1090
00:41:39,157 --> 00:41:40,890
[guns clicking]

1091
00:41:40,892 --> 00:41:44,094
[roaring]

1092
00:41:44,997 --> 00:41:48,231
[elephants trumpeting, men screaming]

1093
00:41:50,343 --> 00:41:51,491
[roaring]

1094
00:41:51,494 --> 00:41:53,603
No! No, please don't!

1095
00:41:53,605 --> 00:41:56,072
[man screaming]

1096
00:41:59,004 --> 00:42:04,230
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