Robot escapes facility, runs out of battery 160 feet later, What a dumb ass,

I don't know why I swiped right, You're a dog, I'm a human, Our love is forbidden, Woof, Sh don't make this harder then it has to be,

Just whipped up a gore may dinner, Osteoporosis, This bon ap eh teet meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more-and more different than the original,

In what way-does bon ap eh teet sound like osteoporosis, I don't know but it's cracking me up every time I even think about it,

Guys guys guys, Osteoporosis is a disease in which bone mass decreases, So they mean fucking bone atrophy,

The good news, We finally have solid confirmation on how gif is pronounced, The bad news, The old english word gif, pronounced yiff, No, yes, yes, this is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half,

whom, whom's, whom'st, whom'st'd, whom'st'd've, whom'st'd've'd, whom'st'd've'd'stved, whom'st'd've'd'stved't, whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded, whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded'tve, whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded'tve'stedst,

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Wise guys haircuts, If we can't make you look good, you ugly,

Boys in striped sweaters,

George Washington leading his men into battle during the Revolutionary war in 1775 colorized,

This is a grandma, She started getting tah too's when she was 75, She's now 81 and she's covered, She uses tah too's to commemorate life events-and says some of them are therapeutic, including the tah too she got after her husband died,

Go helen, she rocks those tah too's, She's gonna regret them-when she gets older,

Me fucking her would be like hitting a trick shot off of rust in M w 2, Please dress up like ha rhom bay next time,

You know what the green heron is basically the best heron-because it is like 90 percent neck, so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs, but then suddenly zoop, fucking green herrons, what the fuck,

Help my balls are stuck in my x box,

Yo pass the 90 kilogram stone, You better not launch it over 300 meters, me,

Beyblade isn't a real sport,

Why doesn't caillou have hair, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes-that he does not deserve hair or food or love,

Someone clearly didn't think this through, My ass, open 6 A M,

Alright GOrdon I'm leaving the house-to run some errands see you in a bit, Okay bye mom, Lamb sauce location,

Super Troll Island, Game grumps, Huh I didn't know nicki minaj had a game,

Off work and man on man-am I glad I can finally sit down, man on man action heh, He's coming out of the closet-and he's glad he can sit down after the man on man at work, that's what I gathered from this,

Some day soon you're going to regret posting this stahtus, I think that day is today,

Where I'd rather be, Mid way up some guys crotch,

My hairs so short, I don't believe-that your hair was honestly intended to be the focal point in this picture,

Half a pair of headphones, About half of a pair of mint condition headphones, high quality walmart brand, So you can get music in one ear and still converse with your friend through the other ear,

Also for an extremely affordable extra 65 bucks, I will place a beats logo on the side of the headphone, which will lead to a substantial increase in sound quality,

If you are interested I'm willing to negotiate for a tape job-to get the 2nd half together for only 10 dollars, Such great but I have a question my friend, are they wireless capable,

Yes yes if interested, for a small fee I am willing to take scissors-and will cut off the wire,

When you're facing the final boss with a custom eyezable character in the cut scene,

What are your super powers again, I steal memes,

My friend turned her back for a second at the lab, viva la revolution, why is there a crustacean in the lab, me hoy noy ne hoy,

Assassin's creed syndicate, uncharted the naythan drake collection, call of duty black ops 3, bang that black pussy, N B A two K sixteen, Need for speed,

Playstation four games, Hello my grandson left some playstation four games at my house, he has told me he does not want them-and I have offered to sell them for him, pick up in sydney city,

That looks like a workout haha, hey I've been wondering, In the past five years, the ability of the average citizen to safe guard their personal information has greatly diminished,

What role do governments have in protecting their citizens against hacking and data mining, NIgga I'm high as fuck and have no idea what you just said,

Not all disabilities look like this, Some look like this, Not all disabilities are visible, Please don't be so quick to judge,

Opened my crunchy roll animation awards to this, Hi luke, I'm sorry to ask-but what seems to be the problem with this product please, Kind regards linda, Linda do you fucking have eyes,

These roasted veggies are delicious, Oh thank you, Our chef has a secret roasting technique, cue to the kitchen, No one loves you, you ugly, you will never be a main,

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school,

Your memories, we care about you-and the memories you share here, We thought you'd like to look back on this post from 3 years ago,

Hey babe, which emohji would you say best describes the way you feel about me, What the fuck,

Finally she can ride a bee, I just lost ten followers,

Please don't patronize me ma'am, although I am cute I am one of the nations leading physicists,

L o l fuck studies son let's get some dank weed four twenty blaze it, Fuck off dad let me do my homework, What the fuck you said you little shit,

You don't need drugs-to have a good time, Do you expect me to believe-that drugs were not involved here,

Does anyone know what's the deal with those chinese dragon looking things in zelda breath of the wild, is it a good game, they're the embodiment of ice fire and lightning, they all are relevant to the spring shrine quest,

m r d v s it's a fuckin masterpiece, god fucking damn it, I even get spoiled on porn hub,

Yeah shut up my dad owns microsoft I can easly get your account banned, Wait so your dad is bill gates, who's bill gates,

Clever bot, cyber sex, okay, you start, no you start, takes off shirt, takes over russia, go big or go home,

I'm sad send nudes, stop,

Interviewer, any experience with operating heavy machinery, guy, I banged your mom, interviewer, l m ay o fuck you're hired,

Guess what, what, ka chow, you made me cry in class you dick,

What should we call this welsh village, Liam, liamgoch, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogo, I have a better idea,

Love this lipstick colour,

Master wayne doesn't know I use the bat computer for this,

New evidence shows-that this photo of ha rhom bay was altered, here is the shocking original,

Remember lightning mcqueen from cars, this is him now, feel old yet,

So what are your intentions with my daughter, me, nut after nut after nut,

Human physiology the immune system, the latest reviewed version was approved on 11th of may 2016, There are 2 pending changes awaiting review, The immune system is something in your body,

When she calls you daddy instead of mister avocado man,

how your team mates be like-when you're last alive-and going for the ninja defuse,

How to draw a sheep, draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it, a sheep, someone draw a sheep using these instructions, This really helped I think this is the best sheep I have ever drawn,

Top 5 strongest animay characters of all time,

When the squad wants to get slurpies-but they leave you in the car with the aux cord,

iceberg, iceberg, I'm so done, Lettuce half a moment of silence in remembrance of the tightanic,

Population of australia, nine weeks,

Your resumey is solid but we had many stronger applicants and we, you're a good boy, excuse me, didn't say anything, oh I thought I heard, well anyway don't think we can offer you the j-you're a good boy, you're fucking hired,

I'm a gentleman in the google street view, but a freak in the google sheets,

You do you, word, power point, excel master race,

When you find a quality meme with no water mark,

Ultra music festival, school concert, the wiggles live, ultra music festival roblox,