Four Ore’s and More Season 1 Episode 6: “Hooked on Books”

Four Ore’s and More Season 1 Episode 6: “Hooked on Books”



Intro



Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!

F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!

(dun dun dun dunn)

Cuz’ we got it alll!!

(guitar riff x4)

Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!

(DUN!)

It’s Four Ore’s and More!!

(guitar riff)

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(Episode starts with Mellia and Daddyore in the audience watching a live interview)

Daddyore: Why are we even here?
Mellia: Because this looks interesting.
Daddyore: It's pretty obvious what's more interesting.

Cutaway gag: Daddyore is reading a book.

Daddyore: "Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water." Water? On a hill, why can't they buy it at Sainsbury's? "Jack fell down and broke his crown" NO, my boy Jack, he broke his crown? I'm pretty sure he's king so he could order a new one. "And Jill came tumbling after" Wow, Jill, you could've at least helped him, no wonder the fan-base says you're a bit unlikable.

Cutaway gag ends

Host: Welcome to our show, we are proud to present our guest today: Karen McKalllen!

(appluding)

Host: So why are you here with us today?
Karen: I'm here today, because I noticed that not enough children are reading books a lot. Kids need to broaden their world of imagination more! That's what I told my multiple young kids to do.

Host: Anything else you'd like to add?
Karen: Yes, WHERE'S MY ANTI-VAXX SQUAD AT?!

(Everyone starts chasing and holding anti-vax signs , except  for Daddyore and Mellia)

Daddyore: AHHHHHHHHH!! Honey, let's get outta here!

(He grabs Mellia's hand and they escape)

(At home..)

Mellia: Kids, I have an announcement!!

(They come in)

Mellia: I'm giving you guys this book.
Emerald: Are we supposed to take it to the library?
Mellia: Why?
Emerald: Because we don't need it.
Mellia: Yes, you do. We went to watch an interview and Karen McKallen said that kids need to read more and more books to broaden their imagination.
Coal: Mum, you're scaring me.
Mellia: I want you guys to read that book together, now.

Daddyore: Hun, you're scaring me, too.
Mellia: Oh, I'm sorry. Aren't you going to read a book?
Daddyore: Gasp! I could revisit my childhood book!

Cutaway gag: Daddyore is reading a book.

Daddyore: Jack and J-
Mellia: Let's not go through that again.
Daddyore: Who let you in this cutaway gag?

Cutaway gag ends

(Scene cuts to the kids)

Sapphire: So, what's the book we're reading?
Coal: The Land of Perpetual Excitement, no my type of book. Why couldn't Mum give me a romantic comedy book?
Gold: Gosh, you have no taste. Can we read the book now?
Coal: Fine, but prepare yourself for some surreal cringe-worthy writing. "The story starts with-"

(A blue beam form around them)

(They disappear and teleport to a valley)

Sapphire: Guys, I think we've been transported to the book.
Emerald: You don't saay.

Coal: It's already enough that I have to read a cringe-worthy novel, now I'm in ONE?!

Sapphire: Guys, I think the badges on our chest have our characters name! I seem to be the Spectacular Staminizer
Gold: I seem to be the Nifty Navigator!
Emerald: I'm the Terrific Trader.
Coal: And I'm the Backpack Kid. Wow, the writer making a joke at my expense.

Sapphire: Woah, look, I found this high-tech phone in my pocket!
Gold: Why is it that you're getting the good stuff?
Coal: Are you kidding me? There's unlimited stuff in my backpack and I can't even take it off to get something!

(Sapphire opens up the phone, it reveals a hologram of Froggy McSoggy)

Emerald: Froggy! >:C
Gold: Ugh, Froggy. T_T
Sapphire: Froggy! :D
Coal: Who?

Froggy McSoggy: Hello, kids. As you know, I am not done with my evil scheme yet, I'm going to invade all the forests with frogs, using.... MY FROG-INATOR!! It's not really finished yet, but I'm still working on it. But once it's done, FROGS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!

Emerald: Sapphire, get the flies here, stat!
Froggy McSoggy: I'm afraid you can' do that. Flies don't exist in this book.
Coal: I sense a lot of plot holes approaching.

Froggy McSoggy: Well, ta ta!
(The hologram disappears)

Gold: If we're gonna defeat this guy, we're gonna need armor.
Sapphire: There's a convenient blacksmith over there.  (She points)
Coal: How lazy.

(Scene cuts to Daddyore reading Jack And Jill)

Daddyore: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water...

(A blue beam forms around Daddyore and takes him, he teleports to a hill)

Daddyore: Amazeballs! I'm in the Jack and Jill universe, I must be Jack!
Jill: You sure are, come on, let's fetch a pail of water.

(They do that, until Daddyore falls and starts tumbling down)

Daddyore / Jack: Wow, that felt forced. (He loses consciousness)

(Scene cuts to the kids at the blacksmith)

Sapphire: Hi, sir, do you have any armor we could borrow?
Smithy: Well, yes, but no. See, the thing is, we're kinda going slow on business, I can't give those weapons for free.
Emerald: Hmm, how bout' a trade? I'll give you... (She pulls something out of Coal's backpack) This diamond sword for armor.

Smithy: Wow! Nobody gave me a diamond sword, I should give you something in return!

(Silence)

Coal: I'm outta here.

5 minutes later...

(The kids walk out the blacksmith with some armor)

Coal: What took you guys so long?
Emerald: We stayed motionless in total silence for the guy to realize what he was saying, until Gold snapped and took the armor from him.

Coal: Yeah whatever- On to our journey, where to next?

Gold: Well, we are currently approaching the Forest of Misdirection.
Coal: I suppose that means we go around it.

(Scene cuts to Daddyore waking up)

Daddyore: W-where am I?
Docter: In hospital, you got a bit of a bad bruise on your head, so we put a bandage around it.
(Jill comes along with crotches)

Jill: Do I even need to say it?
Daddyore: This book was much more boring than I thought, it's totally un relatable. Maybe it would be more relatable if you and me created a hit song about our incident!

Jill: That sounds so cool! But we have to recover.
Daddyore: Right.

(Scene cuts to the kids in the FoM)

Emerald: How dumb is this forest, there's a sign that points back to the entrance of the forest.
Gold: I guess this is where I come in. Follow me.

(They follow Gold until they come across Frogs with water guns)

Frog 1: Get croaked. And soaked.

(They start shooting)

Gold: RUN!

(They start running)

Emerald: Wait, we can use Coal's backpack!

(They search inside and find an axe, Gold grabs, chops a tree, the tree flattens the frogs)

Gold: You just got axed.
Sapphire: You know, you guys didn't have to do that.
Gold: It's not my fault, the plot just went with it.

(A hologram appears out of Sapphire's phone)

Froggy McSoggy: Hello, kids. I'm just putting the final touches on my Frog-inator, can't wait! Ribbity! (hologram disappears)

Sapphire: Don't worry, we're almost there, our last decoration is at Mount Somehow Climbable
Emerald: I swear Gold was supposed to say this.
Coal: Expect these goofs, we are in the novel of a crappy writer.

(Scene cuts to Daddyore / Jack and Jill almost performing the concert)

Jill: I don't know, Jack, I'm not good with music.
Daddyore: You can be, some instruments don't even require lessons to be good at, like this electronic keyboard.

(Jill presses a key of the electronic keyboard)

Jill: I'm feeling like a pro already! :D

PRESENTING... JACK AND JILL!!

(Applauding)

(guitar music with electronic keyboard)

#Jack and Jill went up a hill, to fetch a pail of water (guitar riff x2)#
#Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after (guitar riff x3)#
#Jack dropped on the floor, and ended in hospital, he felt the story was unrelatable (electronic piano)#
#So Jack and Jill became rock-stars and did the impossible!!# (guitar riff)
#So you gotta do what ever it takes to make your story laaast!!#
#So you gotta do what ever it takes to make your story laasst!!#

Daddyore: Goodnight, everybody!!

(cheering and whooping)

Daddyore: Well, Jill, my story ends here.
Jill: Thank you so much!
Daddyore: And by the way, I'm not really Jack.
Jill: I know, Jack isn't really a musician.
Daddyore: The real Jack is by the hill, instead of tumbling after, why not help him?
Jill: Yeah, I can do that.
Daddyore: Goodbye, Jill.
Jill: Bye!

(A blue beam forms around Daddyore and takes him home)

(Scene cuts to the kids by Mount Somehow Climbable)

Coal: Should we give up at this point, I think we should give up at this point.

Sapphire: Remember, I have ultimate stamina, everyone grab on me and I'll climb up.

(They do that)

Emerald: That doesn't help us survive the violent and cold climate. Even with armor, I'm freezing.

(They make it up)

Gold: Wow, that was fast.

(Froggy McSoggy leaps in and blasts Frogs at Sapphire, the others almost full of the mountain as Coal grabs onto Gold and he grabs onto Emerald and she grabs to the summit)

Gold: Sapphire, you have to use your powers to defeat him!
Coal: Wait...

Sapphire: But, I don't liek fighting animals.
Emerald: HOW ARE YOU STILL BELIEVING AT THIS POINT THAT FROGGY MCSOGGY ISN'T EVIL?!!

Coal: Hold up, if I have a backpack that you can pick anything out of it with ease that makes all of your powers obsolete. We could've finished the story way quicker if we ONLY JUST USED MY BACKPACK. I COULD'VE JUST USED MY BACKPACK FOR THIS, THE FOREST AND THE MOUNTAIN, BUT THE AUTHOR DECIDES THAT I CAN'T REACH MY OWN BACKPACK FOR PLOT CONVENIENCE. WHOEVER THIS AUTHOR IS, IS THE MOST STUPIDEST BEING ON EARTH!!

Emerald: One more outburst like that and you're gonna perish with hypothermia.
Coal: And you didn't ask yourself that for your outburst?

Froggy McSoggy: Whilst you kids are bickering, I'm gonna put my inator on the balcony and dramatically and slowly put my webbed finger on the auto-fire button. Ribbity!

Gold: i guess it's Coal's turn to use his powers.
Coal: I don't have any powers, I just have this stupid backpack that I can't even use!
Emerald: You could've just said your outburst like that.

(Gold takes something out of Coal's backpack)

Gold: A grenade? Let's hope it works.

(Gold throws the grenade, it bounces everywhere, Froggy has almost pressed the auto-fire button, he finally presses it, until the grenade lands by Froggy)

Froggy: Croak and Ribbit.

(It creates a massive explosion)

Gold: Sapphire, run away, HURRY!

(Sapphire runs away and accidentally steps on Emerald's hands, they all fall)

Emerald: Ouch! If you were Froggy I would've beaten the crap outta you!
Sapphire: I wouldn't suggest animal abuse.

Gold: There must be something we could use to survive the fall!
Coal: Or something to fly with.
Gold: Yes, that's it!

(He grabs the hang glider)

Coal: Mind if you use this one, Sapph?

Sapphire: Alright, hang tight, everyone!

(Sapphire grabs the hang glider, everyone else holds on, as they fly away, the mountain explodes and they gently glide towards the sunset)

(At home, a blue beam appears and the 4 kids teleport back home)

Daddyore: Hey kids, check out this hit song I sang with Jill, I got the disc for free!

(He inserts the disc and starts doing air guitar)

Daddyore: #Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water...#

Mellia: So did you enjoy the book I gave you?
Coal: NO.
Mellia: Why ever not?
(Coal breathes in air)

Emerald: Oh great, Sapph, Gold, let's amscray.

(The episode ends)