EXTREEEEME ROBOT WARS!!!!11one

Tammyyyyy: enough about that, time to WATCH BOTS

Tammyyyyy: is that just stinger

Tammyyyyy: okay there manfred

Tammyyyyy: YEAAAH IS STINGEr

Tammyyyyy: you're fucking stupid

Gooper Blooper: Tornado's got a new weapon thanks to the weight increase

Tammyyyyy: DEAD METAL-

Tammyyyyy: tTHONK

Tammyyyyy: okay you're good buddy

Tammyyyyy: finally, a resemblence of a spinner of yore

Tammyyyyy: ...are the bots just trying to kill the housebot

Tammyyyyy: guys, please

Tammyyyyy: OH GOD

Tammyyyyy: killalot spares stinger

Tammyyyyy: where's my no mercy run

Tammyyyyy: hi refbot

Tammyyyyy: DAWN RETURNS, AGAIN>

Gooper Blooper: that was a Vengeance battle because Stinger called out Tornado for being boring

Tammyyyyy: ...

Tammyyyyy: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbruh

Tammyyyyy: you're a literal dicklookin bot

Gooper Blooper: And this is a Mayhem, winner gets an Annihilator spot

Tammyyyyy: i love the look of the sawbladw one

Tammyyyyy: looks like a zoofighter

Gooper Blooper: We've seen Sumpthing before!

Tammyyyyy: sawblade scorpion

Gooper Blooper: but there are a LOT of bots in this show so no surprise if you forgot

Tammyyyyy: yeah, so many dang bot

Tammyyyyy: love how refbot's just there

Tammyyyyy: PIT

Tammyyyyy: now though i think they're doing the 2 housebots (and refbot) thing

Tammyyyyy: OH NO TIPS

Gooper Blooper: they have cut back on the housebots, yes

Tammyyyyy: SHMIZTY

Tammyyyyy: excellent-

Tammyyyyy: chaos is about to fuckin kill a bitch

Tammyyyyy: NEW SOUNDTRACK THOOO

Tammyyyyy: ...

Gooper Blooper: All-Stars tournament match here

Tammyyyyy: POH GOD

Tammyyyyy: CHAOS 2 GOT NERFED

Gooper Blooper: X-Terminator's axe is MUCH better now, they used the entire weight bonus on it

Tammyyyyy: so much better and its amazing

Tammyyyyy: unfortunately i think it went against them, if they hadn't pressed the flipper

Tammyyyyy: WHEELY

Gooper Blooper: close but no cigar

Tammyyyyy: oh no his eye

Tammyyyyy: KILLALOT

Tammyyyyy: ooh, yellow and red card

Gooper Blooper: If a housebot misbehaves, Refbot will give them a Yellow Card as a warning

Tammyyyyy: if they get a red card i want to see the ref become the strongest.

Gooper Blooper: if they do it again, he Red Cards them and they have to go to a CPZ and turn off for the rest of the match

Tammyyyyy: fair!

Tammyyyyy: i was gonna say "either that or they become god like the judges in FFTA"

Tammyyyyy: HERE COMES

Tammyyyyy: THE BEHEMOTH

Gooper Blooper: Challenge Belt match here, Behemoth has to defend their belt

Gooper Blooper: Behemoth has an axe now thanks to the weight increase

Tammyyyyy: steel avenger is doing good, oh man

Tammyyyyy: ...my timing.

Tammyyyyy: oooh, thats an angle grinder

Tammyyyyy: NO RING OUT? aw

Gooper Blooper: almost!

Tammyyyyy: that axe looks like a butcher's knife, kinda

Tammyyyyy: on steel avenger

Gooper Blooper: no meat to carve here

Tammyyyyy: steel carving is my favorite hobby

Tammyyyyy: matilda, your tail!

Gooper Blooper: that's her upgrade, she now has a vertical disc instead of a chainsaw

Tammyyyyy: oh god that's dangerous

Tammyyyyy: MEGAMORG

Tammyyyyy: the fuck is

Tammyyyyy: baa...

Gooper Blooper: Morg brought the sheep

Tammyyyyy: morg nooo

Tammyyyyy: what even are tag teams

Tammyyyyy: we just don't know.

Gooper Blooper: Middleweights!

Tammyyyyy: MIDDLEWEIGHT MADNESSS

Tammyyyyy: mammoth, what happened to youu...

Gooper Blooper: genesis sure didn't do any mega drives

Tammyyyyy: "the end of Genesis-"

Tammyyyyy: HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING FLEW

Gooper Blooper: half the weight means...

Tammyyyyy: i could make jokes about ivelmom because she wor- AAAA

Tammyyyyy: DOUBLE FLIP

Tammyyyyy: she works at a place called Genesis

Tammyyyyy: she hates it! :D

Tammyyyyy: DOOM?

Gooper Blooper: Wild Card Warriors - new robot fights old veteran

Tammyyyyy: stinger's a vet?

Gooper Blooper: Stinger competed in both Series 3 and of course Series 4

Tammyyyyy: fair

Tammyyyyy: the flipper ain't workin

Tammyyyyy: AJ PLEASE

Tammyyyyy: Pizza Time.

Tammyyyyy: pizza time did not happen.

Tammyyyyy: EXTERMINATOR FLIPPED

Tammyyyyy: AGAIN

Gooper Blooper: Vengeance battle, X-Terminator wanted revenge for that old Series 3 match

Tammyyyyy: HAAA

Tammyyyyy: bug off, dead metal

Tammyyyyy: >razor vs hypno disc even though its not THE DREAM MATCH

Tammyyyyy: oh, ming3?

Tammyyyyy: nevermind!

Gooper Blooper: yeah, just a Razer clone :V

Tammyyyyy: not the true champion

Tammyyyyy: its not Leon, its just

Tammyyyyy: uh

Tammyyyyy: raihan

Gooper Blooper: Hypno-Disc used the weight increase to make the disc bigger

Tammyyyyy: EXPAND DONG DISC

Tammyyyyy: no wonder razor was fucking scared.

Tammyyyyy: FIRESTORM

Gooper Blooper: This is an All-Stars tournament match

Tammyyyyy: FIRESTORM MY BOYYY

Tammyyyyy: behemoth about to be fucked over

Gooper Blooper: this is also All-Stars

Tammyyyyy: oh right i forgot scoops are good for absorbing impact and deflecting it

Tammyyyyy: see: sawblaze v. tombstone-

Tammyyyyy: to an extent.

Tammyyyyy: GET OUT DEAD METAL

Tammyyyyy: YOU NAUGHTY BOY.

Gooper Blooper: NAUGHTY

Tammyyyyy: "its my turn to play with the nintendo"

Tammyyyyy: i can't believe hypnodisc is dead

Tammyyyyy: again

Tammyyyyy: "a crispy end"

Gooper Blooper: delicious disc-shaped cookies

Tammyyyyy: >fluffy

Tammyyyyy: who fluffy

Gooper Blooper: Fluffy's new

Tammyyyyy: NONE OF THESE BOTS ARE FLUFF

Tammyyyyy: 0/10

Gooper Blooper: we've met Wild Thing and Terminegger

Tammyyyyy: that last one is unfortunately named

Tammyyyyy: or at least, very closely resembling the ultimate "NO"

Gooper Blooper: Wild Thing added a lifting arm last time and now they have a disc too

Tammyyyyy: more doesn't mean good but okay there buddy :V

Gooper Blooper: a lot of bots used the weight bonus to slap on more weapons

Tammyyyyy: 10/10, excellent flip

Gooper Blooper: best flip

Tammyyyyy: gonna need to pause after this, bathroom

Tammyyyyy: ceeeze

Tammyyyyy: brb

Gooper Blooper: paused

Tammyyyyy: also taking this kinetic sand away from me because otherwise i will be touching and playing with it all night

Gooper Blooper: kek

Tammyyyyy: i fidget like hell and i love this stuff

Tammyyyyy: and i am back with chips

Tammyyyyy: time to keep playing. and ACTIVATE

Tammyyyyy: hi stinger, again, one more time-

Gooper Blooper: chips, excellent

Tammyyyyy: NOOO, FEATHER DUSTER

Gooper Blooper: XD

Tammyyyyy: knockoff lpringles are delicous, i say as its lays

Gooper Blooper: this is another Challenge Belt defense

Gooper Blooper: Stinger just can't get away from Killalot

Tammyyyyy: are you gonna just put stinger on top of you for winning, behemoth

Tammyyyyy: don't fuckin be stupid stinger

Tammyyyyy: DON'T DO THIS

Tammyyyyy: ...whats a steam jet gonna do?

Tammyyyyy: OH SHIT

Tammyyyyy: WHAT

Tammyyyyy: GOD DAMN IT STINGER

Gooper Blooper: International melee!

Tammyyyyy: MANTIMILLIOUS

Tammyyyyy: IS fucking dead.

Gooper Blooper: Manta's a USA bot

Tammyyyyy: sounds about right

Tammyyyyy: PERISH, MANTA

Gooper Blooper: Manta competed in Battlebots as Kritical Mass

Gooper Blooper: never made it to TV

Tammyyyyy: sounds about right.

Tammyyyyy: ooAAAHEEEHEEE

Gooper Blooper: I'm glad Jonathan Pierce is the commentator for all ten seasons

Gooper Blooper: he's great

Tammyyyyy: he's such a chap

Tammyyyyy: i wasn't sure how to feel at first since i'm used to commentators bouncing off of each other but

Tammyyyyy: he's such a pure joy

Gooper Blooper: it's another of the little differences between Battlebots and Robot Wars

Gooper Blooper: they have such different identities despite being the same basic thing

Tammyyyyy: they have very different approaches to it, too!

Tammyyyyy: so you can watch both and not get tired of it

Tammyyyyy: king of bot unfortunately is chinese tho so I can't count it right now

Tammyyyyy: definitely different, but

Tammyyyyy: i can't comment on the commentary style when i understand nothing :<

Tammyyyyy: plz sub

Tammyyyyy: did i mishear something as "chris whore"

Gooper Blooper: I would guess so :V

Tammyyyyy: i can't even

Tammyyyyy: i'll need hearing aids at 30

Tammyyyyy: or else it'll keep happ-

Tammyyyyy: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Tammyyyyy: >three stegs to heaven

Tammyyyyy: too soon.

Gooper Blooper: they held a contest in the magazine because the steg team (which is literally called Team Jurassic Park) didn't want to call it just Steg 3

Tammyyyyy: >team jurassic park

Tammyyyyy: 10/10

Tammyyyyy: i mean they're my fave team even in spite of it but the team name just makes it

Tammyyyyy: mwaaah, perfect

Tammyyyyy: rip three stegs to heaven, joining his breathren

Gooper Blooper: they were very dedicated to the dinosaur theme

Tammyyyyy: sirkillalot looks like he's wearing steg's cousin.

Tammyyyyy: uh?

Gooper Blooper: another newcomer challenge

Tammyyyyy: so much for that!

Gooper Blooper: some familiar faces here

Tammyyyyy: MAN WE GOTTA WIN THIS TOURNAMENT FOR SPLINTE!

Tammyyyyy: oops, already declaring the L

Tammyyyyy: thanks spinter.

Tammyyyyy: ...

Tammyyyyy: (splinter

Tammyyyyy: agGRONO

Gooper Blooper: their wheels are still spinning, that moving bar got jammed

Tammyyyyy: alas

Tammyyyyy: that... sure is a comparison

Tammyyyyy: GOD DAMN IT KILLALOT

Tammyyyyy: razor is going to murder Dawn.

Gooper Blooper: THE REMATCH

Tammyyyyy: i can't believe dawn is fucking DEAD

Tammyyyyy: i think the wheel jammed

Tammyyyyy: there was definite damage

Tammyyyyy: not just spahks, boi

Tammyyyyy: "the damn wheel"

Tammyyyyy: yep

Gooper Blooper: dawn did it again

Gooper Blooper: it wasn't a fluke!

Tammyyyyy: it sure wasn't

Gooper Blooper: Calling Pussycat "Dawn" is one of my favorite running gags from this watch series

Tammyyyyy: look if CW didn't do Sassy Triangle we wouldn't have this joke

Tammyyyyy: BIGGER BROOOTHERRRR

Gooper Blooper: good thing tom was wearing his helmet

Tammyyyyy: besides, i have no idea how i would associate the triangle with - MAJOR TOM NOT AGAIN- pussycat

Tammyyyyy: compilation of dawn fights when-

Gooper Blooper: Spawn Again is the sequel to Spawn Of Scutter

Tammyyyyy: Spawn again, One More Time

Tammyyyyy: RIP spawn tho

Tammyyyyy: "the glitter"

Tammyyyyy: bless them, they probably got covered in the stuff

Tammyyyyy: stinger is just gonna get owned again callin it now

Tammyyyyy: LOBSTER SURPREMACY

Gooper Blooper: Stinger vs Behemoth again, this time plus lobster

Tammyyyyy: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Tammyyyyy: FUCK BEHEMOTH I GUESS

Gooper Blooper: DED

Tammyyyyy: stinger is so fucking dead

Tammyyyyy: i'

Tammyyyyy: ll prolly stop around 1:30 or so

Gooper Blooper: sounds good

Tammyyyyy: no i'm not staying up til 1 for robots

Tammyyyyy: STINGER'S FUCKING DEAD

Tammyyyyy: oh god, lobster surpremacy might be real

Gooper Blooper: this episode of robot wars brought to you by CRAY

Tammyyyyy: hi firestorm

Tammyyyyy: fuckin RIP

Gooper Blooper: Diotoir could really use a srimech

Tammyyyyy: yeah, but where's the fun in that-

Tammyyyyy: where the fuck do they get that carpet though

Tammyyyyy: KING BEE

Gooper Blooper: Draven before he beat Link on GameFAQs

Tammyyyyy: draven please.

Tammyyyyy: trigger warning: moment where you may or may not be blinded

Tammyyyyy: UNLEASH PITT

Gooper Blooper: military fight!

Tammyyyyy: DEAD METAL NOOO, RESPECT YOUR VETERANS

Tammyyyyy: dragapault

Tammyyyyy: is a bette stealth bomber

Tammyyyyy: *unrelated*

Gooper Blooper: Anvil (flat one) is Air Force, Rhino (tank) is Army, Mega Hurts (black one) is Navy

Tammyyyyy: very short that anvil

Tammyyyyy: MEGA NO

Tammyyyyy: 10/10

Tammyyyyy: DOG

Gooper Blooper: sorry mate I didn't see you

Tammyyyyy: oh, smidsy has a disc

Gooper Blooper: added with the weight bonus

Tammyyyyy: OH NO

Tammyyyyy: THERMADOR

Tammyyyyy: lobster surpremacy happens again

Gooper Blooper: team animal takes it

Tammyyyyy: Dirge of Lobsterbsu

Tammyyyyy: donk

Tammyyyyy: DEFEND YOURSELF

Tammyyyyy: tornado's goin ham holy fuck

Gooper Blooper: If Behemoth wins they get to keep the belt

Gooper Blooper: forever

Tammyyyyy: forever...

Tammyyyyy: nnnnOOOOOOOOO

Tammyyyyy: here comes DAT ASS

Gooper Blooper: back dat ass up

Tammyyyyy: JUDGES

Tammyyyyy: X-TERMINATE

Gooper Blooper: X-Terminator and a couple of randos

Tammyyyyy: refbot looms omninously in the distance

Gooper Blooper: Oh wait no we saw Panzer in Series 3

Gooper Blooper: been a while

Tammyyyyy: yeah, buit the tread..

Tammyyyyy: oooo

Tammyyyyy: refbot has a weird timer. it was counting fast before now it's counting kinda slow

Gooper Blooper: They hadn't ironed out the kinks yet with the timer and it's more consistent in later seasons

Tammyyyyy: BARRIERBOT FLEEEEWWWW

Tammyyyyy: fair, just something i immediately noticed

Gooper Blooper: Chaos 2 in a 2 on 1

Tammyyyyy: welp

Tammyyyyy: rip to the team

Tammyyyyy: alien looks super neat tho

Tammyyyyy: sirchromealot...

Tammyyyyy: why./..

Gooper Blooper: and plunderbird

Tammyyyyy: dude

Tammyyyyy: that second judge looks like he will judge hard

Gooper Blooper: we don't see much of it because it's battles only but these teams were ridiculous hams

Tammyyyyy: i wish i could see the ham but then it would make this insanely long

Gooper Blooper: Plunderbird sang raps about how invincible they were and showed up in a helicopter for the fourth series

Tammyyyyy: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAT

Gooper Blooper: Sir Chromalot had a cheerleading squad

Tammyyyyy: holy shit

Tammyyyyy: THE FUCKING CHEERLEADERS

Tammyyyyy: IS THAT THE FAIRY GYM TEAM-

Gooper Blooper: ANNIHILATOR

Tammyyyyy: time to fucking DIE

Tammyyyyy: i can't comment because this is just way too chaotic

Gooper Blooper: gang up on Hypno

Tammyyyyy: but AGRRESSIVELY THUNK

Tammyyyyy: oh no thermidor

Tammyyyyy: WHATS HAPPENED TO MY LOBSTER?

Tammyyyyy: lobster's fucking dead

Gooper Blooper: did so well in his Mayhem, but RIP

Tammyyyyy: alas...

Tammyyyyy: he coulda been a contender.

Tammyyyyy: SPLINTER VS DAWN... sounds like a fuckin brawl thing

Tammyyyyy: bash is like "the fuck is going on"

Tammyyyyy: rip hypno

Tammyyyyy: "take on the favorites"

Tammyyyyy: yeah basically

Tammyyyyy: NO XTERM

Tammyyyyy: NO

Gooper Blooper: WE GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR SPLINTER

Tammyyyyy: hypnodisc is fucking dead

Tammyyyyy: dawn may or may not face

Tammyyyyy: THE PITT

Tammyyyyy: they really are going ham here

Tammyyyyy: DAWN'S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED

Tammyyyyy: SPLINTER NO

Tammyyyyy: THEB LADES FUCKINDEAD

Tammyyyyy: ah fuck, hold on

Gooper Blooper: *holds on*

Tammyyyyy: i need to remember to click this window, if i start typing without it i fuck with VLC and WHOOPS BACK TO START

Gooper Blooper: 1:25:36

Tammyyyyy: aaaaand go

Tammyyyyy: i think we can stop after this match tho!

Tammyyyyy: >slow start

Gooper Blooper: yeah, this is a good final match

Gooper Blooper: annihilator final!

Tammyyyyy: REGIGIGAS ACTIVATE

Tammyyyyy: its a god match fam

Tammyyyyy: also dawn may win this?

Tammyyyyy: oof, stuck

Tammyyyyy: HEY, ARNOLD!

Tammyyyyy: temporary hug time

Tammyyyyy: hug time over, TIME TO DIE

Tammyyyyy: what a match!

Gooper Blooper: 1:29:28

Tammyyyyy: i'm guessing dawn won tho!

Gooper Blooper: The Annihilator winner was Pussycat

Tammyyyyy: EYP

Gooper Blooper: speaking of "annihilator"

Gooper Blooper: turns out that's what "Diotoir" means in Gaelic

Tammyyyyy: is that duer's favorite team now-

----

Tammyyyyy: gemini plz

Tammyyyyy: YOU EVER SEE FIGHTIN KRABS

Tammyyyyy: i've only seen raving crabs

Tammyyyyy: I heard that pop and i fucking knew

Tammyyyyy: how dead gemini prolly is

Tammyyyyy: ITGOTALICKOFFLAME

Tammyyyyy: hi 101

Gooper Blooper: I checked and these matches are indeed five minutes long, so they get edited down a lot for TV

Tammyyyyy: big yike

Tammyyyyy: on the bright side, that was some very excellent editing

Tammyyyyy: i can hardly tell they're edited!

Gooper Blooper: presumably the stuff we didn't see was the three of them bumbling about avoiding each other

Tammyyyyy: two minutes of absolutely nothing

Tammyyyyy: and he spinning away

Tammyyyyy: WHAT IS GOING ON

Gooper Blooper: weird things happen to King B

Tammyyyyy: 101 wins by doing absolutely nothing

Gooper Blooper: oh god napalm is back

Tammyyyyy: i was like

Tammyyyyy: "is that a chair?"

Gooper Blooper: with no changes

Tammyyyyy: then i was like, OH NO

Tammyyyyy: OH GOD ITS A TAG TEAM

Gooper Blooper: who got stuck with Napalm as their partner

Gooper Blooper: *checks*

Tammyyyyy: its like two person group projects and everyone else is chosen

Gooper Blooper: Sir Chromealot. Of course.

Tammyyyyy: so you get the weird dude

Tammyyyyy: OH GOD HE'S dead.

Tammyyyyy: chromealot vs killalot

Gooper Blooper: Chromalot alone against a pair of midcarders

Gooper Blooper: good luck dude

Tammyyyyy: killalot just spares us the trouble.

Tammyyyyy: MOUSE TRAAAAP

Tammyyyyy: dawn come on you can do better.

Tammyyyyy: oh wait its dark dawn

Tammyyyyy: "24 inches long-"

Tammyyyyy: that's a long prick-

Tammyyyyy: BEGONE DARK DAWN

Gooper Blooper: Atomic's just showing off

Tammyyyyy: driving like a 16 year old? sounds about right

Tammyyyyy: rip kilt

Tammyyyyy: fuckin kek

Tammyyyyy: I LIVE TO DIE AGAIN

Tammyyyyy: TRUE DAWN ARISES- oh fuck off stinger

Gooper Blooper: this is an All-Stars tournament match

Tammyyyyy: so Smash

Tammyyyyy: smashbots

Tammyyyyy: not that stinger is pulling his weight

Tammyyyyy: i don't think i could watch 5 minutes of that

Tammyyyyy: BYE MORG

Tammyyyyy: THE TIRE IS OFF

Tammyyyyy: i can't belive dead metal almost died being a janitor

Tammyyyyy: i dunno about geterix over here

Gooper Blooper: Challenge Belt match, Tornado gotta defend dat belt

Tammyyyyy: dear fuck

Tammyyyyy: spinner still danger

Tammyyyyy: ivel comments on steamroller

Tammyyyyy: "goddamn"

Tammyyyyy: that's basically a good description of all the housebots aside from matilda

Tammyyyyy: matilda's a stripper.

Tammyyyyy: oh shit semis

Tammyyyyy: might not watch as much tonight, i'm kinda wiped :I hoping to make it to at least 2:45:00

Tammyyyyy: this lobster's cooked

Gooper Blooper: arf

Tammyyyyy: surf and ROOFROOFROOOF like he's cheering on a bulldog basketball team

Tammyyyyy: or singing "who lets the dog out"

Tammyyyyy: is that a fuckin tiger

Tammyyyyy: HAVEYOUASRIMECH

Gooper Blooper: This is Shear Khan's only match.

Tammyyyyy: begone thot

Tammyyyyy: oh another annihilator!

Gooper Blooper: yep, still doing Mayhems!

Tammyyyyy: gee, robot wars, why do you get to have TWO annihilators?

Tammyyyyy: FUCKIN RIP SHUNT IN ADVANCE

Gooper Blooper: House Robot Rebellion

Tammyyyyy: rip everyone that isn't housebot

Tammyyyyy: ki can't believe how dead stinger is

Tammyyyyy: OH

Gooper Blooper: Lots of All-Stars matches here and coming up

Tammyyyyy: CHEESE NOOO

Tammyyyyy: there ain't no power in there

Gooper Blooper: Also, no official winner was declared in the Housebot fight but Stinger got a round of applause for surviving five minutes with them

Tammyyyyy: he's built to last

Gooper Blooper: something definitely wrong with the cheese

Gooper Blooper: nice fur, firestorm

Tammyyyyy: firestorm about to be on fire soon

Gooper Blooper: diotoir's fur is just a meme at this point

Tammyyyyy: teh whole bot's a meme sir

Tammyyyyy: don't think the flipper's workin as-

Tammyyyyy: ...correct me midsentence will you :I

Tammyyyyy: >turnabout

Tammyyyyy: *cornered! plays*

Tammyyyyy: REBELLION

Tammyyyyy: SHUNTS FUCKIN DEAD

Gooper Blooper: you wanna fight the housebots, you need a flipper

Gooper Blooper: now this is a good trio

Tammyyyyy: or be tombstone

Tammyyyyy: tornado's erady to kill a bitch

Tammyyyyy: TORNADO ARE YOU OKAY

Tammyyyyy: oh no

Tammyyyyy: he's dead

Gooper Blooper: one ram from King B into the side and DED

Tammyyyyy: king b working actually helps

Gooper Blooper: those little spikes pack a punch

Tammyyyyy: but what the fuck

Tammyyyyy: AWAY YOU GO

Tammyyyyy: fuck that wheel

Tammyyyyy: >razor vs behemoth

Tammyyyyy: oh noooo

Tammyyyyy: behemoth is gonna diiiiie

Tammyyyyy: TURT

Tammyyyyy: i can't remember if the razor team is the quantum team in the modern day

Gooper Blooper: no, they're the Warhead team

Tammyyyyy: i can't tell sometimes

Tammyyyyy: CEASE- flip

Tammyyyyy: can dawn handle

Tammyyyyy: THE TORNADO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Gooper Blooper: Razer and Steel Avenger were the winners of those last two matches

Tammyyyyy: i fuckin

Tammyyyyy: i just saw this wheel roll away slowly

Tammyyyyy: and i just fucking died laughing for 0 good reason

Gooper Blooper: dawn's wheel

Tammyyyyy: THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

Tammyyyyy: rip dawn, robbed of being an all-star

Tammyyyyy: HEY NOW, YOU'RE dead-

Tammyyyyy: i can't believe killalot's on fucking fire.

Tammyyyyy: he's dying a viking dead.

Tammyyyyy: death.

Gooper Blooper: how many fucking matches did Tornado enter, dear god

Gooper Blooper: he's in everything!

Tammyyyyy: i mean he's basically a brick with a spinning disl

Gooper Blooper: defending his belt again

Tammyyyyy: very solid competition for osmeone who just showed up last season!

Gooper Blooper: okay, next match is the other tag semi and I have an important note about it

Tammyyyyy: hit me

Gooper Blooper: Mega Morg had to pull out due to needing parts so Diotoir needed a new partner

Tammyyyyy: i'll laugh if the new partner is tornado

Gooper Blooper: XD

Gooper Blooper: Tornado just happy to have a go at everybody

Tammyyyyy: tornado only died, what, in one match?

Tammyyyyy: might not have WON them all but hot damn

Tammyyyyy: he's a juggernaut

Tammyyyyy: just a little pinch.

Gooper Blooper: King B killed them a bit ago, and in the fourth series they were flipped out of the arena by Chaos 2

Gooper Blooper: those are their only losses so far I think

Tammyyyyy: 2 out of several matches is pretty damn good

Gooper Blooper: Pussycat is Diotoir's new partner

Tammyyyyy: PUSSY.

Gooper Blooper: I'd call that an upgrade

Tammyyyyy: i mean, dawn

Tammyyyyy: DAWn JUST FUCKING BREAK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BUTTON

Tammyyyyy: dio... is about to fucking win...

Tammyyyyy: i mean, i hope so

Tammyyyyy: rip spawn

Tammyyyyy: GAP! GAP! GAP!

Gooper Blooper: *Yukari double-takes*

Tammyyyyy: DIO WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE

Gooper Blooper: it just seems to happen

Tammyyyyy: KORN.

Tammyyyyy: YOU CAN"T FUCKIN

Tammyyyyy: dio actually flips

Gooper Blooper: newcomer challenge

Tammyyyyy: "yeah i'm just gonna die"

Gooper Blooper: they failed.

Gooper Blooper: MAYHEM

Tammyyyyy: that sure was a suicidal tendency

Gooper Blooper: The Spider has a diotoir flag

Tammyyyyy: ...napalm why are you STILL HERE

Tammyyyyy: spider's fucking dead

Tammyyyyy: ...nobody's okay in this

Tammyyyyy: because >napalm legit winning

Gooper Blooper: VICTORYYYYYY

Tammyyyyy: dude's about to fucking die in the annihilator.

Gooper Blooper: have fun in the annihilator

Gooper Blooper: next match is the Flipper Frenzy, a four-flipper four-way

Tammyyyyy: oh no

Gooper Blooper: but things don't go according to plan.

Tammyyyyy: is chaos 2 one of them-

Tammyyyyy: ...oh

Tammyyyyy: ...so we're assaulting housebots right

Gooper Blooper: they made a gentleman's agreement before the fight started

Tammyyyyy: oh bOY

Gooper Blooper: they were not happy with the housebot rebellion earlier, with underpowered bots who couldn't do anything to the housebots

Gooper Blooper: so they agreed to team up

Tammyyyyy: TRUE HOUSE ROBOT REBELLION

Tammyyyyy: matilda's got it going on

Tammyyyyy: BETRAYAK

Tammyyyyy: "spirit of nightmare"

Tammyyyyy: ...nightmare possesed a flipper?

Gooper Blooper: the sequel to the "nightmare" we saw in series 4

Tammyyyyy: *pretends its american Nightmare*

Tammyyyyy: oh no the judge

Tammyyyyy: i

Tammyyyyy: can't believe nuightmare is ded

Gooper Blooper: I can.

Tammyyyyy: spoken like someone who survived the robot wars

Tammyyyyy: bULLDOG

Tammyyyyy: ROOF

Tammyyyyy: whoneedsasrimech

Tammyyyyy: you because you were dead on one side

Gooper Blooper: German Melee, winner gets into the world championships

Gooper Blooper: *flap flap flap flap*

Tammyyyyy: flickflickflickflick

Tammyyyyy: ...i'm going to pretend i didn't see a face

Gooper Blooper: Nasty Warrior (the black one) is made of wood.

Tammyyyyy: oh god i can't pretend

Tammyyyyy: ...what?

Gooper Blooper: best armor possible, wooden shell, excellent idea

Tammyyyyy: isn't wood flamable when dried

Gooper Blooper: it can be!!

Tammyyyyy: like... that sure ain't a good idea in a bot arena with a flamethrower.

Tammyyyyy: REFBOT HAS HAD ENOUGH

Gooper Blooper: Refbot digusted with these weaklings

Tammyyyyy: who even win

Gooper Blooper: (Ansgar won, flap flap flap)

Tammyyyyy: beep boop

Tammyyyyy: also hi megamorg

Tammyyyyy: you're prolly gonna die :V

Tammyyyyy: pOP

Tammyyyyy: ...can you even let go

Tammyyyyy: i mean sure, give him the yellow card

Tammyyyyy: but this was yawn

Gooper Blooper: All-Star semis

Tammyyyyy: NOOO FIRESTORM

Tammyyyyy: inb4 he punctures the gas

Tammyyyyy: ASS

Tammyyyyy: five minutes of "i can't believe firestorm is DEAD"

Tammyyyyy: oh FUCK

Gooper Blooper: CAN THEY BE BEATEN

Gooper Blooper: IS THIS IT

Tammyyyyy: IS IS POSSIBRLE

Tammyyyyy: oH GOD NO DEADMETAL PLEASE

Tammyyyyy: "BOOOOOO"

Tammyyyyy: oh fuck off dude

Tammyyyyy: oh, a redo? or...

Gooper Blooper: Okay, the reason they're immediately fighting again is because Chaos 2 lost the All-Stars fight and then immediately challenged Tornado for the Challenge Belt

Tammyyyyy: fuckin wow

Gooper Blooper: ANOTHER CHANCE

Gooper Blooper: Chaos 2 beat them in the fourth series so the score's 1-1

Tammyyyyy: dead metal remembers this

Tammyyyyy: bye shunt

Tammyyyyy: shunted to the side

Tammyyyyy: DOUBLE DOWN

Tammyyyyy: RIP chaos

Tammyyyyy: yyyep, 2:45 sounds like a good part to stop unless something hadplen

Gooper Blooper: we're a couple matches away from the Tag Team Terror Final, we could use that as the stopping point

Tammyyyyy: true!

Tammyyyyy: i'll hang in there

Gooper Blooper: DED

Tammyyyyy: *picture of meowth hanging off a branch* HANG IN THERE BAYBEE

Tammyyyyy: also oh god he's fucking dead

Tammyyyyy: accidently the button.

Tammyyyyy: something tells me this guy won't live.

Gooper Blooper: This is a "newcomer challenge" but Axe Awe is just the sequel to previously-seen bot Iron-Awe

Gooper Blooper: so not really a newcomer

Tammyyyyy: an oldcomer.

Gooper Blooper: wanna talk about oldcomers, Panic Attack's been doing this since season 2

Tammyyyyy: oldcomer vs oldercomer

Tammyyyyy: ANT

Gooper Blooper: fun fact: the pit release button actually doesn't do anything, they have a guy watching the match who activates it when he sees a bot touch it

Tammyyyyy: oh :V

Gooper Blooper: these are featherweights!

Tammyyyyy: they so tiny

Gooper Blooper: "have a go at killalot"

Tammyyyyy: which means i'm sure the housebots will fucking murder them.

Tammyyyyy: ...

Tammyyyyy: this is the best match.

Tammyyyyy: just

Tammyyyyy: sittong on the pit

Gooper Blooper: Tag team final!

Tammyyyyy: slowly descending

Tammyyyyy: and he's gooone

Tammyyyyy: meanwhile, hi dawn,

Tammyyyyy: ...that is SOME DAMAGE you got there, dawn

Tammyyyyy: its BALDING

Gooper Blooper: you can see how all these fights wore out the bots over time

Tammyyyyy: not tornado, tho.

Gooper Blooper: pussycat's bandages, Diotoir's fur, the pit release button dying over and over

Tammyyyyy: speaking of

Tammyyyyy: PERWISH

Tammyyyyy: ceez

Tammyyyyy: 2:46:55

Gooper Blooper: And next is THE ANNIHILATOR so yeah, perfect stopping point

Tammyyyyy: who won that terror

Tammyyyyy: not dawn right

Gooper Blooper: Diotoir and Pussycat won

Tammyyyyy: YERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gooper Blooper: Diotoir finally won something!

Tammyyyyy: and then diotoir never won another match

Gooper Blooper: There was much rejoicing

Tammyyyyy: *dark forshadowing*

*i don't know shit about what's going to happen.*

Tammyyyyy: at any rate, ivel's distracted by botes! quick, get to the VLC!

Tammyyyyy: OH GOD THE BOAT IS NYA-ING

Tammyyyyy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gooper Blooper: you know, like nya

Tammyyyyy: no

Tammyyyyy: now before i go and list literally every alcremie and milcery in that box

Tammyyyyy: robot wars.

Tammyyyyy: EXTREEEEME

Gooper Blooper: time to watch napalm win the annihilator by accident

Tammyyyyy: hippopotamus fucking

Tammyyyyy: just

Tammyyyyy: straight up

Tammyyyyy: why would you bring a new bot into this

Gooper Blooper: I don't think they were able to salvage Fighting Torque

Tammyyyyy: fair, that was my only thought

Tammyyyyy: also shoulda capitalized the hippo's bite

Tammyyyyy: disc? what disc?

Tammyyyyy: THIS DISC *disco inferno*

Tammyyyyy: oh no it stopped

Tammyyyyy: we losin two bots?!?!

Gooper Blooper: Fighting Torque died first

Gooper Blooper: BUT

Tammyyyyy: hey, i've seen a forfeit

Gooper Blooper: we DID lose two bots

Tammyyyyy: YEP

Gooper Blooper: because Napalm had to pull out as well

Gooper Blooper: so we're down to four

Tammyyyyy: ...not the bot i fucking expected holy shit

Gooper Blooper: Disco was able to fix itself in time

Tammyyyyy: oh excelent

Tammyyyyy: also rip featherduster

Tammyyyyy: for later

Tammyyyyy: if that feawtherduster lasts the entire annihilator i'm calling steel avenger a winner

Tammyyyyy: time to use an etire bot as a fuckin weapon

Tammyyyyy: i didn't come to watch this, WHERE'S MY ANNIHILATOR-

Gooper Blooper: This extra match was added in because we had ANOTHER dropout

Gooper Blooper: Panic Attack also took too much damage and had to quit

Tammyyyyy: >panic attack

Tammyyyyy: oh no

Gooper Blooper: so the Annihilator is already down to the last two, meaning they needed to fill time

Tammyyyyy: time to PANIC

Gooper Blooper: VS KILLALOT\

Tammyyyyy: rip bots in advance

Tammyyyyy: you okay there big bro

Tammyyyyy: oneesan....

Tammyyyyy: ...wrong one, i think that's lil sister

Tammyyyyy: i cannot japanese

Gooper Blooper: In an interview after the match, Bigger Brother's team admitted this "vengeance battle" was just an excuse to fight Killalot

Tammyyyyy: ah yes, time to activate PADDING

Tammyyyyy: yes i'm that girl shrieking in the background

Tammyyyyy: both these bots be slow

Tammyyyyy: but one's much more dangerous than the other

Gooper Blooper: A worthy effort, but they needed to gang up on Disco Inferno and the numbers dropped too quickly for that to happen

Tammyyyyy: yeah, panic attac prolly had the highest chance of taking them out

Tammyyyyy: spinners are dangerous, yo

Tammyyyyy: >napalm vs lobster

Gooper Blooper: I, uh

Tammyyyyy: napalm just

Tammyyyyy: just go home

Gooper Blooper: I don't know why this is happening :V

Tammyyyyy: make some tea

Tammyyyyy: nice padding there friends

Tammyyyyy: OH WELL, HERE COMES SAUCY TRIANGLE DAWN

Gooper Blooper: Okay, I just checked

Gooper Blooper: It was a Vengeance battle because the Napalm team is mostly female and the Thermidor team told them to Stay In The Kitchen

Tammyyyyy: i mean

Tammyyyyy: first off, fuck off dudes

Tammyyyyy: on the other hand, napalm is in need of upgrades, so please actually go back To THe Pits, Not The Kitchen

Gooper Blooper: I should add that Extreme featured a lot of pro wrestling style overacting and for the most part all the teams liked each other

Tammyyyyy: true, but that's just

Tammyyyyy: out there :V

Gooper Blooper: Yeah, this was twenty years ago and you could get away with more back then

Tammyyyyy: dawn's fucking DEAD

Tammyyyyy: ANTWEIGHTS

Gooper Blooper: ANTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Gooper Blooper: WITH THEIR OWN TINY, TINY ARENA

Tammyyyyy: this is fucking hillarious

Tammyyyyy: WOOS

Tammyyyyy: this dude's just so excited

Tammyyyyy: and NO HOUSE BOTS TO INTERVENE

Tammyyyyy: teeny razor

Tammyyyyy: i'm making the most incomprehensible noises right now

Gooper Blooper: flap flap flap flap

Tammyyyyy: SHAKE DAT ASS

Gooper Blooper: NASTY WARRIOR RETURNS

Tammyyyyy: rip team nasty

Gooper Blooper: reminder: made of wood

Tammyyyyy: ew, nastycrimebot

Gooper Blooper: also he has a diotoir tail

Tammyyyyy: "CARBON?!?!?!?!"

Tammyyyyy: diotoir wasted thier offering

Tammyyyyy: >distracted by neptune being in a bote girl game

Tammyyyyy: ...

Tammyyyyy: IS THE FUCKING BOT DEAD

Tammyyyyy: #TEAMTREES

Gooper Blooper: Guess what happens when your spinning disc sucks a bunch of wooden splinters into its' inner workings.

Tammyyyyy: my hands hurt just reading that

Gooper Blooper: A VICTORY FOR WOOD

Gooper Blooper: And here's the All-Star final

Tammyyyyy: YAY, WOOD

Tammyyyyy: oh god

Tammyyyyy: tornado please, you must

Tammyyyyy: LET HIM GOOOOO

Tammyyyyy: waiting for the POP but it ain't happen- oh

Tammyyyyy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gooper Blooper: I've told you Goopsmom's favorite bots...

Gooper Blooper: Her LEAST favorite is Razer.

Tammyyyyy: i mean, it's fair

Tammyyyyy: it can be cool in some matches, but in others, its pretty one-sided and not very interesting to watch

Tammyyyyy: its cool to see a few times until they win literally everything :V

Tammyyyyy: see: spectre

Gooper Blooper: Basically, yeah. She doesn't like Razer's technique of eternal grapping followed by a pitting

Gooper Blooper: it's like if Voltronic could do damage

Tammyyyyy: this is why we have a grip limit but there wasn't as much of a problem here than, say, battelbots

Tammyyyyy: razor IS voltronic with damage

Tammyyyyy: just... upside down-

Gooper Blooper: World Championship!

Tammyyyyy: NASTY

Tammyyyyy: fuck that button i guess

Gooper Blooper: Mastiff, actually :V

Tammyyyyy: ...

Tammyyyyy: chaos 2

Gooper Blooper: wups

Tammyyyyy: no

Gooper Blooper: Ansgar has a sewing needle now instead of a flapper

Gooper Blooper: interchangeable weapons

Tammyyyyy: needleeee

Tammyyyyy: also "neppu" just happen

Gooper Blooper: Drillzilla is a walker

Tammyyyyy: misheard something as "swedish hoe"

Tammyyyyy: oh hey a walker

Tammyyyyy: he's dead ain't he

Gooper Blooper: well, I mean

Tammyyyyy: i feel like the housebots should interfere less in multibot fights but y'know :V

Gooper Blooper: look how fast it is

Tammyyyyy: oh, i mixed him up with w70

Tammyyyyy: I'M SO SORRY

Tammyyyyy: good job drillzilla! :D

Tammyyyyy: is that captain shredderator

Gooper Blooper: Yes!

Tammyyyyy: ...i WAS MAKING AJ OKE I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS RIGHT

Gooper Blooper: The Revolutionist is the original version of Shrederator

Gooper Blooper: AKA Phrizbee in Battlebots

Tammyyyyy: I ALSO CALLED IT CRAPTAIN SHREDERATOR

Tammyyyyy: matilda stop abusing people with your ass

Gooper Blooper: never

Tammyyyyy: hi tornato!

Tammyyyyy: *tornado

Tammyyyyy: no i no want tomato

Gooper Blooper: Yeborobo, the South African entrant, never moved

Tammyyyyy: rip yeborobo

Tammyyyyy: he never scored

Tammyyyyy: philliper?!?

Gooper Blooper: Philliper just KOed the US champs!

Tammyyyyy: when you lose because of a fucking fish

Tammyyyyy: fuck off bash

Tammyyyyy: DONK

Tammyyyyy: thats a good fuckin walker right there, very good control

Gooper Blooper: A walker's in the world championship finals

Tammyyyyy: not very effective weaponry but as long as the drive's good then it doesn't matter

Gooper Blooper: meanwhile Tornado tries a new weapon

Tammyyyyy: oh, this again

Gooper Blooper: Tornado's getting sick of this

Tammyyyyy: so am I

Tammyyyyy: i'm about to yawn i guess

Tammyyyyy: i really want drilzilla to win :<

Gooper Blooper: Notice Razer can't pierce

Tammyyyyy: ...oh!

Gooper Blooper: Drillzilla is double the weight because walker so they piled on tons of armor

Tammyyyyy: hot dam

Gooper Blooper: Unfortunately Razer still won on control

Tammyyyyy: but its still razor just grappling :/

Tammyyyyy: i misread shockwave as microwave

Gooper Blooper: Here's the Forces special

Tammyyyyy: POLICE

Gooper Blooper: Literally from the police!

Gooper Blooper: I've actually never seen this

Tammyyyyy: why isn't sgt bash getting involved-

Tammyyyyy: "meatier"

Gooper Blooper: this ep wasn't aired on the channel I watched Robot Wars on

Tammyyyyy: fuck da police

Tammyyyyy: wedge battle

Tammyyyyy: "a kiss and cuddle"

Tammyyyyy: SOLDIER ON

Tammyyyyy: uh

Tammyyyyy: oops

Tammyyyyy: *fire forces just fuckin donks him"

Tammyyyyy: anti- switch force

Gooper Blooper: tamaki is driving Oblark, clearly

Tammyyyyy: oooOOOOOOO


Tammyyyyy: welp

Tammyyyyy: DONK

Gooper Blooper: UH OH

Tammyyyyy: UH OH SISTERS

Tammyyyyy: >fire exit

Tammyyyyy: hAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tammyyyyy: ANVIL ACTIVATED

Tammyyyyy: I MEAN, SORTA

Tammyyyyy: ..

Tammyyyyy: EY, LEMME AXE YOU A QUESTION

Gooper Blooper: don't lose your head

Tammyyyyy: too late for that

Tammyyyyy: woooosh

Gooper Blooper: I like the flipper-and-axe machines, but they usually don't do well

Tammyyyyy: yeah, but alas

Tammyyyyy: needs some synergy

Gooper Blooper: OH THE IRONY

Tammyyyyy: rip

Tammyyyyy: hi there subversion

Gooper Blooper: Sub-Version is super cool not gonna lie

Gooper Blooper: not very effective-looking but that's a fun design

Tammyyyyy: basically!

Tammyyyyy: WEDGE

Tammyyyyy: oh no subversion

Tammyyyyy: rip skipper in advance

Tammyyyyy: NOOOOooooooh...

Gooper Blooper: Shunt tried real hard to nail that figure

Tammyyyyy: he eventually won

Tammyyyyy: ppppppIIT

Gooper Blooper: last match of Extreme is up next

Tammyyyyy: oh man

Tammyyyyy: shooONT

Tammyyyyy: someone's about to get pitted

Gooper Blooper: Anvil never gave the actual championship a try and... honestly it should have taken a crack

Tammyyyyy: maybe

Tammyyyyy: but i think he's more of a "here for fun" kinda dude "V

Tammyyyyy: oh shit this is one helluva shoving match

Tammyyyyy: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tammyyyyy: YOU JUST HAD TO HANG IN THERE BABY

Gooper Blooper: "Mega-Hurts drove into a CPZ, followed by Anvil. Dead Metal came into the CPZ and pushed Anvil away, but knocked it into the pit in the process. As this was an illegal move by the House Robot, the battle went to the judges, who voted for Anvil. "

Tammyyyyy: oh

Tammyyyyy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gooper Blooper: XD

Gooper Blooper: And so, since Anvil never fought again after this, and because they also won the armed forces three-way earlier in Extreme 1

Gooper Blooper: the bot retired undefeated

Tammyyyyy: anvil so stronk

Tammyyyyy: right now my attention span is wonky so i won't continue the robot wars right now

Tammyyyyy: but i do have robot wars 5 downloaded!

Gooper Blooper: Alright then!

Gooper Blooper: next time we'll kick off Series 5