Hug

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and gives them a hug.;
but falls on their face.;
but trips on a rug.;
and gives them a hug.;
but sprains their ankle on the way.;
but has a coughing fit.;
but pulls a muscle in the process.;
but decides they are tired and goes to take a nap.;
but questions their sanity and changes their mind.;
but walks away to reflect on their life choices instead.;
but remembers social distancing and stays 6ft away.;
but considers that maybe they haven’t showered so backs away slowly.;
but realizes how dangerous that is so they walk away carefully.;
but sees they have a deadly weapon and says not today.;
but forgot the stove was left on so rushes off to the kitchen instead.;
but is suddenly thirsty and instead immediately goes to find a drink.;
but is hit with artistic inspiration and runs off to make a new masterpiece.;
but is interrupted by an important phone call they must take.;
but realize that life is all a dream and what even is reality.;
but slips into an alternate dimension instead.;
but are interrupted by a lich who would like to borrow your soul.;
but are distracted by cute pictures of corgis.;
but step into a ritual circle and can only pray for the best.;
but a bolt of lightning strikes the ground between you both, so maybe not.;
but trips over a dead body, so maybe they need some time to sort things out.;
but that rug was a mimic and now your leg is a tasty snack.;
but they randomly turn invisible and can't be found.;
but they rolled a Nat 1 and end up hugging the wall.;
but stepped on a crack and broke their mother's back.;
but is turned to stone when they see Medusa.;
but find a pot of gold and decide to go on a shopping spree.;
but find a pot of gold and decide to be responsible and go put it in their savings for a rainy day.;
but are interrupted by a group of individuals jumping on them yelling, 'Protect the President!'.;
but are distracted by a cute bunny, and it's the cutest thing they've ever seen.;
but are hit by a sudden attack of the hiccups.;
but are ambushed by ninjas and dragged away.;
but find themselves suddenly being told to roll for initiative.;
but hear the familiar sound of the drums from Jumanji and decide to brace themselves.;
but failed a Charisma throw and find themselves banished to another plane of existence.;
but are suddenly attacked by a goblin riding on the back of a pig.;
but are approached by a potion seller saying that his potions are too strong for them.;
but are caught off guard by Shia LaBeouf. Wait! He isn't dead, it's a Shia surprise!;
but a rabid animal rushes out and chases them.;
but are distracted by a glowing fungus that blasts out a cloud of toxic spores in response to sound.;
but it turns out they are a mimic. Roll for initiative.;
but are blinded by the rapid growth of their own eyelashes and can't find them.;
but the ground shakes and the earth erupts forth gushing spilling across the floor.;
but hear a quiet voice that slowly gets louder until you can make out the words. 'Never gunna give you up, never gunna let you down...';
but Law threw down the hammer and is yelling like the big baby he is, so maybe later.;
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