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- >he crouches down in front of you two
- >”Now, make sure you don’t tell your daddy I was here, alright?”
- >you’re confused
- >”Buh you daddeh fwend! He wan know!”
- >Dave shakes his head
- >”No, no. He really wouldn’t. Only a bad fluffy would tell him I was here.”
- >the words bad fluffy sting your heart
- >tears form in your eyes as you start to cry
- >you’re not a bad fluffy!
- >you have to make sure not to tell daddy
- >or else you’ll be bad forever
- >he’ll stop giving you spaghetti
- >he’ll hate you
- >he just might even make you sleep forever
- >you shudder and sob, but gradually you calm down
- >Dave pets your back, and this soothes you further
- >”You’re a good fluffy. But you’d better want to keep it that way, or else.”
- >you know what else
- >”O-otay, Daii.”
- >he smiles
- >”There ya go. Same goes for you, Dash.”
- >she looks angry, but she understands
- >the man shouts from outside
- >”Hey, hurry the fuck up! We don’t have all day!”
- >Dave hurries out the door
- >”Bye, now. Remember, I was never here.”
- >he closes the door behind him, and just like that, he’s gone
- >you and Dash turn to each other at the same time
- >you know what you’re gonna do
- >go upstairs and play with some blocks, that’s what
- >you come home from work, yet again
- >as is customary, you head on upstairs
- >the two fluffies are playing together
- >after some “Hewwo, daddeh!”s and some hugs you hear downstairs with a fluffy under each arm
- >you let the two outside and play with them a bit
- >after that, you take them into the forest to, erm, “do their business”
- >you begin to wonder if potty training a fluffy pony would be a viable option
- >maybe you’ll write a little story on that some day
- >OH SHIT MORE FORESHADOWING
- >following a brief cleaning, the three of you head inside
- >it’s 5:30, meaning of course that it’s time for “Spaghetti Land", the duo’s favorite show
- >really, it’s not even a show, just the same little thirty minute advert for some theme park, everyday at this time
- >fluffy ponies are far too easy to entertain
- >anyways, you bring them into the living room and sit down on the couch
- >you grab the remote and turn on the TV
- >…where’s the TV?
- >WHERE IS THE TV
- >you spout a few cusses and run up to your bedroom
- >sure enough, your laptop, consoles, and games are missing
- >”Oh fucking, what the…why in the fuck…”
- >you’ve been robbed
- >it quickly begins to sink in as you pound your fist into the wall
- >however, in your fit of blind rage, you remember something
- >both fluffies were home today
- >maybe they saw who it was
- >you rush down the stairs to see them both shaking and hugging each other
- >you must’ve been a lot louder than you thought
- >this is no time for apologies, though
- >you take a breath and begin
- >”Okay, someone broke in. Who was it?”
- >the two of them look at you, confused
- >”There was somebody else who wasn’t daddy in the house today. Who?”
- >the two of them think hard
- >Fluffyshy’s obviously distressed, but Dash is trying to just sort out her thoughts
- >”Fluffyshy. Who was in the house today that wasn’t me?”
- >”Um…uh…”
- >you’ve seen this before, back when she “hurt the ball”
- >her fluffy mind is trying to dodge the question
- >”…Dasii and Fwuffysii…?”
- >you glare at her and grit your teeth
- >”I’m not in the mood for jokes right now! Who else was in the house?”
- >she shrinks a little bit, and tears have already started matting her fluff
- >as soon as you’re about to apologize, Dash pipes up
- >”Daii! Was Daii!”
- >Fluffyshy gasps and runs over to Dash
- >”Dasii, nuu! Daii say yuu be bad fwuffy! No wan Dasii sweep fuhevah!”
- >she’s starting to scare Dash, so you step in
- >”Who’s Day?”
- >she’s a bit more hesitant to answer now, but she does anyway
- >”Owd daddeh.”
- >”Wait, you mean Dave? The farm guy?”
- >she nods and Fluffyshy crys some more
- >”Daii say Dasii an’ Fwuffysii bad fwuffy foh tewwin’! Pwease no hewt! Wuv daddeh!”
- >fuck yeah, you know who it is
- >”Hey, it’s alright. I’d never hurt you. Either of you. You’re very good fluffies for telling me.”
- >they both smile up at you
- >”W-weawwy?”
- >”Yes, wea-I mean, really. You know what we’ll have tonight?”
- >they both begin to cheer in unison
- >”Sketties!”
- >damn right, they deserve it
- >you call the police, and Dave is arrested
- >the two fluffies are brought in to testify in court
- >it’s unnecessary, but just for shits and giggle you make them wear little ties
- >they plead their case, and Dave confesses to the theft, and also rats out his accomplice
- >you didn’t even know there was a second guy
- >either way, justice is served
- >fluffy ponies make the best security cameras
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