Fap juice

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ReluxisSulris: Hey hey swigitty swagitty peoples! How's it chillin today? (,,,)<(=^u^=)>(,,,)
ReluxisSulris: Was that too much?
ReluxisSulris: I left them speechless! x'D!
tomeeqe: wtf
ReluxisSulris: What?
ReluxisSulris: All I was trying to do was say Hi.
tomeeqe: k
ReluxisSulris: I guess it doesn't matter though.
Kathelia: And you did let's agree on that
ReluxisSulris: Awesome like a possum.
ReluxisSulris: So how's everybody?
Toast22A: Asleep
Kathelia: Already?
Toast22A: There are 55 people playing Just Chatting
Toast22A: There are about four people chatting
ReluxisSulris: And barely anyone talking.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: That's a lie, toast.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Don't believe anything you read.
ReluxisSulris: Why?
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Why not?
ReluxisSulris: I trust mostly everything I read.
ReluxisSulris: Why don;t you?
Kathelia: Trust me, apples are really purple
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Because everything on the Internet is a lie.
ReluxisSulris: Okie Dokie Lokie then.
Toast22A: Creed
Toast22A: You're awesome
Kathelia: Ikr?
Toast22A: Kat
Kathelia: Toast
Toast22A: Everything on the Internet is a lie
Toast22A: Just think about that for a sec
Kathelia: Not now, I'm concentrated
Toast22A: Aaand that leaves me.
tomeeqe: This statement is a lie.
Toast22A: ^Someone's getting it
ReluxisSulris: Everything is a lie then?
Ursarkar_E_Creed: BUT
tomeeqe: Does that mean I'm not getting it? :c
Ursarkar_E_Creed: IF EVERYTHING IS A LIE
Kathelia: So I'm a lie?
Ursarkar_E_Creed: BUT THE STATEMENT THAT STATES THAT IT IS A LIE
Kathelia: I'm on the internet
Ursarkar_E_Creed: IS A LIE
Ursarkar_E_Creed: THEREFORE, IT IS NOT A LIE.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: But if it's a lie, then it's not a lie.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: But it's a lie.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Therefore.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Paradox.
tomeeqe: Stop the ****ing flood please.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: What's wrong, Tom? Can't handle the psychology?
tomeeqe: How is this psychology?
tomeeqe: Anyways, brb
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Aight.
Kathelia: I'm running out of pencil
Toast22A: Stop using it
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Buy more.
Toast22A: It won't run out if you're not using it
Toast22A: geez, creed
Ursarkar_E_Creed: If won't run out if you used a pen.
Kathelia: But I have to finish this fast
Toast22A: you and your wasteful spending
Toast22A: you're the reason the earth is dying
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Obviously.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: No, it's not my fault.
Toast22A: kat
Kathelia: It's not wasteful, I have to finish this, so I can start a new before I lose my inspiration
Ursarkar_E_Creed: It's the pencil factory fault.
Toast22A: can't you use a printer or something
Kathelia: Yea, I'll draw with a printer
Kathelia: Definitely
Toast22A: creed
Toast22A: if no one buys pencils
Toast22A: no one makes pencils
Kathelia: Pencils are good
Toast22A: it's the people's fault that pencil factories exist
Ursarkar_E_Creed: But if papers didn't exist, who would need pencils?
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Therefore, it's the trees fault.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: trees'*
Toast22A: i'm blaming the sun
Kathelia: I'll blame Toast
Kathelia: Look what you've done Toast!
Toast22A: :c
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Goddammit, Toast.
Toast22A: sry nature
Kathelia: You should be ashamed
Kathelia: Get in the corner!
Toast22A: :cc
Kathelia: Now!
Toast22A: ok :ccc
Kathelia: Wont talk to you =I
Toast22A: :cccc
Kathelia: Nu uh, don't even try that puppy face.
Toast22A: :ccccc
Kathelia: We both know you did it
Toast22A: :c^2
Kathelia: You can come out when I tell you to.
Toast22A: ok :c
Kathelia: I love how you don't even argue xD
Toast22A: i can't argue with people
Wondroid: He's a masochist.
Toast22A: ^
tomeeqe: Back.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Welcome back.
Kathelia: I'd wish you were my little brother then. I could just blame you if sth happened
tomeeqe: Thank you.
Toast22A: well yeah
Toast22A: you could
Kathelia: =O
Kathelia: That could be awesome
tomeeqe: :c
shyataroo: good morning everyone excpt for....
Toast22A: no worries, tom
Toast22A: you're still important
shyataroo: ....tomeege you don't get a good morning.
tomeeqe: Because it's not morning.
tomeeqe: Retard.
shyataroo: its morning here
tomeeqe: Who cares?
Kathelia: Yes Tom, you're the best butler I've had =D
shyataroo: I do.
Kathelia: (and the only)
tomeeqe: Good, keep it to yourself then.
Toast22A: why does time even exist
Toast22A: you know what
shyataroo: the shit is your problem are you really that upset that I didn't say good morning to you?
Toast22A: we should remove time zones
Toast22A: screw time zones
Toast22A: utc for all
Toast22A: nine in the morning and it's dark as shit outside
tomeeqe: Upset for not getting a good morning when it's not even morning?
tomeeqe: And from a person I don't give a shit about?
tomeeqe: lol
tomeeqe: Yeah, I'm very upset.
shyataroo: you should be I'm quite important
tomeeqe: Mr. Presidento retardo?
shyataroo: I once made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using only one hand
SomeGamer: brb fap tim
Wondroid: What were you doing with the other hand, Shya?
SomeGamer: http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2303142
tomeeqe: Hi Wondroid.
shyataroo: playing games duh
Wondroid: Hello tomee.
Toast22A: I've never seen "playing games" as a euphemism for that before
Toast22A: It's usually just "choking the chicken" or something
shyataroo: I know. but when I divide my dick I need two hands, for stability
tomeeqe: Turturing the cucumber.
tomeeqe: *torturing
Toast22A: Two hands? At once?
Toast22A: How small are your hands?
shyataroo: I can cover my face with my hand
Wondroid: Children's hands.
Toast22A: How small is your face?
shyataroo: I don't know.
shyataroo: but I would assume at least resonably large
shyataroo: my penis isn't large or anything I just find two hands work better than one.
Toast22A: Right
Toast22A: You better wash your hands before you make that sandwich then
tomeeqe: So that's why you're bitching today.
shyataroo: of course clean hands= clean mind bruh
Ursarkar_E_Creed: How do clean hands equal a clean mind?
Ursarkar_E_Creed: Please expound.
Toast22A: (clean hands = clean mind) ÷ clean
Toast22A: hands = mind?
shyataroo: well if your hands are clean, you can leave your mind open to explore the possibilities of life
shyataroo: without having to worry if you're getting your fap juice or shit all over someones counter
Ursarkar_E_Creed: That's irrelevant.
Ursarkar_E_Creed: >fap juice
Wondroid: haha
tomeeqe: wtf
Toast22A: fap juice
Toast22A: now with pulp
Toast22A: because f/ck you, that's why
Wondroid: pulp= fat spermatozoa
shyataroo: yeah, sperm that's been drinking a lot of soda