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- Once upon at time, I was browsing through alt.sex.bondage
- and therein I found a "Guide for Slaves" posted by "rage".
- I read through this guide, when under punishments I found this gem:
- [Punishment] #25 -
- "Smear a dildo with lubricant and sprinkle it with red pepper.
- Insert it into your ass and enjoy the crashing waves of pain.
- (Only for the truly daring. Serious enthusiasts only.)"
- I think to myself: HA! That's just right for me. [1]
- ::now saying in a manly deep voice:: Hey, I'm a *real* man.
- I can stand this. I am tough and *real* hardcore. ::thumping chest::
- So I got a tampon [2](no, back then, I didn't have a dildo ),
- smeared liberally it not with red pepper, *but* red Tobasco sauce.
- (Yes, I *am* a man..) The stuff didn't soak easily into the tampon,
- so it kept running onto my hands.
- Moving to my knees, I bent forward as if worshipping Glub. Taking
- the now soaked TobascoTampon(tm), I shoved it deep into my rectum.
- Even the string that was dangling out was soaked in the red liquid.
- Taking my reeking Tobasco hands, I rubbed them against my bunghole.
- Hmm. It started to get warm. I rubbed my asshole a little.
- It felt good.
- It got warmer. Oh... I think I like this. ::sigh:: Pleasant.
- I was stroking my choad. Oh Oh... ::moan::
- The heat builds..it gets hot. Yeah. That's what I want.
- Oh... stronger. Yeah, show it to me. I had now a happy face.
- Now it gets even hotter. I'm tough. I'm real tough.
- Yeah, that's what I like, give it to me, yeah, yeah.
- I have a blissful face. The eyes closed, fantasizing.
- (No, I won't tell about the rubber clad dominatrix, not this time.)
- Then...BLAM!! A FUCKING THERMONUCLEAR FUSION BOMB EXPLODED IN MY
- ASSHOLE.
- My eyes were wide open. Very wide. My face had
- a surprised expression. Just like the face you would have,
- if you'd shower, drop your soap, bend down, only to be
- suddenly and violently butt-fucked by an 300 ton elephant.
- I yanked the tampon ("OUCH OUCH OUCH") out. My whole colon was
- twitching in agony and pain. I felt like I was being impaled with
- a red hot glowing poker into my anus. My face was twisted and
- distorted by the crashing waves of pain. No ma'am that's not
- funny. I bit in the pillow. Nothing helped to fight this
- fire that was growing stronger. I felt my sphincter melting as if
- it were being treated by a blowtorch. Terrible amounts of pain drove
- my sexual arousement away.
- No...WAIT...STOP...
- The blowtorch had now turned into an oxygen lance....
- charring my colon and flesh.
- I *ran*, no I *FLEW* into the shower. Ice-cold water.
- I let it spray onto my ass, and used soap.
- Suddenly, the *real* tough man was turned into a screaming
- banshee: "OWWWWAAAAOOOAHHH *DUMB FUCK* *ME DUMB FUCK*"
- My once hard-looking face had turned into a pain-twisted
- grimace.
- But the lava elixir was deep in my skin and my bunghole. All
- of me smelled like tobasco. I wanted to rub it out with my index
- finger. But as I touched my burning sphincter, my newly acquired
- rectal volcano broke out with fierce intensity.
- So I stood there in the shower, the ice-cold water touched
- my anus, controlling the pain. A little.
- Eventually (after 300 years) the pain ebbed. (I guess all
- the nerves were killed by the evil tobasco). My whole body
- smelled like this devilish liquid.
- I dragged myself, wet as I was, onto my bed
- My whole body was exhausted. Just like after a 100-hour
- fuck fest. Dead but happy. I was feeling quite normal, but
- compared to the previous feelings, this felt *extremely* good.
- Then I slept.
- For the next few days I was constipated and could still smell the
- stench of tobasco. When finally the turds came, they
- had this very familiar odor, the same one my farts had.
- This was the worst pain in the butt I had ever experienced in my
- entire life. And trust me. I've done *lots* of things.
- Six months later, I did it again.
- BurntEyeballs
- [1] Note: I had rubbed my genitals and asshole with alcohol
- on several times. It was just like a bite. Sharp, pain, for
- a short time. The problem is that my skin was getting dry.
- It developed little flakes, just like dandruff. In order to
- increase the effect, sometimes I shaved and rubbed my anus and
- choad. I think the spooge had some alcohol too. Too bad,
- since minors weren't allowed to swallow it. *sigh*
- [2] Note: Some of you may now think:
- "How comes that he did have a tampon at hand"?
- Well, I'd just bought some to experiment a little with them.
- They'd clog up crappers very well and they expand a little,
- when they get wet (e.g. in the anus). You should have seen the
- face of the women in the drug-store when I told her:
- "I want tampons, maximum size, please"
- Oh and kids: Do try this at HOME.
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