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- Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger
- - One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call
- in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have
- to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two.
- You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They
- might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course,
- you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).
- - Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and
- flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).
- - Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.
- - Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards
- inside if they are (gag) IBM.
- - Make friends with student assistants and have them change your
- grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report
- cards.
- - Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and
- grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!
- - Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal
- is a fascist.
- - Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.
- -Get a virus from The Black Gate BBS, and infect their computers!
- Most likely they use WordPerfect, Excel, and shit like that.
- - USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -= RFLAGG =-
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