[SONG PARODY] Thread Star

-- Smash Mouth's 'All Star' --


A guy wanted a critique on his story.
Rather than doing that, I ended up writing out alternate lyrics to All Star because I just couldn't stop thinking about it.
It's a radical song.

Fucking Ogres.
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Somebody once told me, the thread is gonna roll me
I ain't the greatest writefag in here
He was writin' crap fanfics with his tiny box of tricks
And the plot, was just bad, don't you see?

Well, the Anons start talkin and they don't start talkin
Back to the thread and the posts I start lurkin
Didn't make sense not to get reviewed
You asked for advice but were acting confused

So much to write so much to read
So what's wrong with skipping the plot point
You'll never know if you don't ask
Don't hide behind a pseudo-smart mask

Hey now, you're a writefag, open notepad, go type
Hey now, you're a tripfag, get the thread up, make hype
All these stories are gold
Soon the new chapter you'll beho-old

It's a fun place, and they saying it gets funner
You're smiling right now, wait till you stay longer
But the shitposter folks beg to differ
Judging by the number of names in the filter

The line we walk, is getting pretty thin
The threads are getting worse so you might as well sin
The thread's derailed, what the fuck
We should be able to salvage with just a bit of luck

Hey now, you're a writefag, open notepad, go type
Hey now, you're a tripfag, get the thread up, make hype
All these stories are gold
Soon the new chapter you'll beho-old

(New stories up soon)

Hey now, you're a writefag, open notepad, go type
Hey now, you're a tripfag, get the thread up, make hype
All these stories are gold
Soon the new chapteeerr...

Somebody once asked could I write a new request
I need to get this idea out there
I said yep. What a good plan
I could do with writing something myself
And we could all use a little green
Well, the Anons start talkin and they don't start talkin
Back to the thread and the posts I start lurkin
Didn't make sense not to get reviewed
You asked for advice but were acting confused
So much to write so much to read
So what's wrong with skipping the plot point
You'll never know if you don't ask
Don't hide behind a pseudo-smart mask

Hey now, you're a writefag, open notepad, go type
Hey now, you're a tripfag, get the thread up, make hype
All these stories are gold
Soon the new chapter you'll beho-old

All these stories are gold
Soon the new chapter you'll beho-old