Bartender anon

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #941
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>You polish a shot glass, it had been clean for the past five minutes, but it made you look busy.
>”And we totally got the bastard! I told ya this business was gonna kick off!” Blitzo cheered from his bar stool.
>”Good work.” Was your simple response if there’s one thing being a bartender has taught you, is that neutrality is a strong weapon.
>And Blitzo eats up any praise he gets. It was kinda funny. But you knew that the guy was a bundle of insecurities deep down.
>The demon turned around on his stool and laid both his elbows on the bar, his body facing the drunken imps and sinners playing pool.
>”I tell ya! You should kick this bar gig and join up with me! Soon I’m gonna be swimming in dough!” >Blitzo said as he closed his eyes day dreaming of not being in crippling debt.
>”No, I’m good.” You say with certainty through your cigarette.
>”I mean like you really should join.”
>”I’m fine thanks.”
>”Literally gonna make millions.”
>”Good for you.”
>Blitzo quickly turned around and slammed his hands on the bar.
>”Please join my business! I’m in debt man!” Blitzo begged at your emotionless face.
>”Moxxie got beaten up with a broom! We need someone who doesn’t suck!” Blitzo yelled hysterically.
>”I know how to make margaritas, what part of that translates to ‘Killer’ to you?” You ask your disgruntled friend.
>”Your my on-uh one of my many friend.” Blitzo half corrected himself.
>”You mean friends?” The bartender corrects.
>”Please just come on weekends or something, I need someone to rely on.” Blitzo slumped back in his seat in defeat.
>You sigh, and put down your talking glass.
>”Fine, I’ll visit on weekends and help you then.”
>Blitzo slung his arms around your neck
>”Your the f-king sht!” Blitzo beams.
>Blitzo the realizes what he just did and quickly unhooks himself from you.
>”Uh.” Blitzo bolted from his seat and out the door.
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Bartender anon should know better than to get involved with Blotzo's sht
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>blotzo