Autismo the Wise

You are Autismo the Wise, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have
 a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at
 the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much
 different than when you left it.
The place is dark and cold, but then so was everything else about this world.
 The only thing that's changed is you're here now
> censor off
> say "Fus ro dah!" and lol really hard

"Fus ro dah!" you say and laugh as loud as you can. It doesn't help. Nobody laughs
 back. Nobody even looks at you. They just keep walking.
You continue to walk until you reach a wall. A giant one at that
> piss on the wall

You do exactly what you did before. You piss on the wall. This time though nobody
 pays any attention to you. You don't get far enough away from the wall and suddenly
 someone comes out of nowhere and hits you with a rock.
You fall down the hill and break your neck
> say "Owie, I'm gonna feel that one in the morning!"

You scream and yell for help. No one answers. You die instantly
YOU DIED. GAME OVER