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  1. Galactic Blonde Sword Wars
  2. A Science Fiction PLOT
  3. by John Doe
  4. A LONG, LONG time ago in a blonde, blonde galaxy...
  6. After leaving the grey planet Jupiter, a group of elves fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a quiet, space tower.
  8. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Darth MacDonald, a wide wizard capable of impersonation AND even abduction.
  10. Terrified, a magical elf known AS Chad Barlow flees the Empire, with his protector, Charlotte Thundercock.
  12. They head FOR Exeter on the planet Solaris. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Thundercock uses her blonde sword TO defend Chad.
  14. Thundercock AND Elf Chad decide it's time to leave Solaris and steal a tandem to shoot their way out.
  16. They encounter a tribe of fairies. Thundercock is attacked AND the elf is captured by the fairies AND taken back TO Exeter.
  18. Thundercock must fight TO SAVE Elf Chad but when she accidentally unearths a curvy sausage, the entire future of the blonde, grey galaxy is AT stake.
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