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  8. Narrator>> this is the closest i
  9. can come to saying what I have
  10. learned
  11.  
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  14. there's no shortage of
  15. consequence in my life
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  19. we need to leave some evidence,
  20.  
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  23. a little of us everywhere
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  27. I spent all my time staring in
  28. one direction
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  32. and I missed it
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  36. the most important moments
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  40. were in the edges
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  44. there were seven of them.
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  48. Karl>> over there
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  51. 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:57,116
  52. turn around!
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  56. Sheriff mallon>> Conrad?
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  60. You are going to have to drive
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  64. conrad>> you know, you are
  65. really bleeding
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  69. get in the car, come on!
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  73. Mallon>> hit a deer on the way
  74. here
  75.  
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  78. - clipped her really
  79.  
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  81. 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:55,307
  82. she went flying headfirst into a
  83. snowdrift,
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  87. was not breathing so I took
  88. the defibrillator over to her
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  92. next thing I know she is wide
  93. awake
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  97. and she kicks me in the
  98. face-Jesus!
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  102. Conrad>> you are bleeding pretty
  103. badly
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  107. you sure you do not want me to
  108. take you to a hospital?
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  112. Mallon>> no, no. I have taken
  113. some percodan. I can hardly feel
  114. any of this.
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  118. Conrad>> there is a lot of blood
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  122. mallon>> you - you got your own
  123. burden
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  127. mallon>> mother being found
  128. after all these years
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  132. hell-i hope we have enough
  133. so you can ID her
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  137. conrad>> all I need are the
  138. teeth
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  142. mallon >> yeah we should have
  143. those
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  146. 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:35,347
  147. cleared out the freezer
  148. and put her parts in there
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  151. 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:39,618
  152. everyone from the station
  153. got to take some venison home
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  157. conrad>> guess you folks do not
  158. get a lot of crime up here huh?
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  162. Mallon>> no sir. Especially
  163. murder.
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  167. Not til we found this body did
  168. we think that he-
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  172. literally killed her
  173.  
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  175. 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,369
  176. speaking of your father-
  177.  
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  180. your aunt thinks you may
  181. have been talking with him?
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  185. Conrad>> I have not seen my
  186. father since I left the farm
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  190. mallon>> seen is a tricky word.
  191. No contact at all?
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  195. Conrad>> no
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  199. mallon>> if you have been
  200. talking to him, and you do not
  201. tell us about it
  202.  
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  205. that could be considered
  206. accessory after the fact
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  210. mallon>> Abigail, this is
  211. Conrad
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  215. do not worry about it,
  216. it is just a cut
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  220. abigal>> it is terrible.
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  224. Mallon>> you are making a
  225. mountain out of a mole hill.
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  229. Conrad>> I told him to go
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  233. mallon>> Jesus, oh god. It is
  234. ok, I am ok. Do not help me, i
  235. do not want help
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  239. abigail>> we got to get him
  240. patched up
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  244. abigail>> do you mind staying
  245. here to hold down the fort?
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  249. It is just the two of us and
  250. the deputy has been on duty
  251. since yesterday
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  255. everybody and his dog
  256. is sliding off the road
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  260. conrad>> you want me to stay
  261. here alone-
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  265. abigail>> yes. I know it is
  266. weird, but - ok, thanks!
  267.  
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  270. Okay, come on you
  271.  
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  274. mallon>> no, no, no, no. No,
  275. no! I got work to do!
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  279. Conrad>> you really need to go
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  283. abigail>> I win. Be strong,
  284. come on. Mallon>> okay
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  288. mallon>> sorry about this Conrad
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  292. Abigail >> alright, thanks
  293.  
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  296. Conrad >>mm hmm
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  300. Karl >>do you know what
  301. that word means?
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  305. It is what you do to a woman
  306. when there is no pleasure in it
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  310. abigail>> Conrad,
  311. Conrad-
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  315. abigail>> Conrad, um -hi
  316.  
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  318. 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:20,632
  319. sorry abou that. Hungry?
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  323. Sheriff was supposed to put you
  324. up tonight, but he is in no
  325. real position to entertain... so
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  329. conrad>> is there a motel?
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  333. Abigail>> in Chapman?
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  337. No
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  341. you are kind of stuck with me...
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  344. 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:39,551
  345. I am on duty for the next few
  346. ours, so...
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  350. The deputy found a new bit of
  351. evidence - murder weapon.
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  355. Right about sixty feet from the
  356. bones
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  359. 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:54,065
  360. the handle was chewed up
  361. like an animal dragged it
  362. all about.
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  366. Conrad>> sawed off shotgun?
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  370. Abigail>> yeah
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  374. conrad>> I looked in the
  375. freezer. It is not my mother.
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  379. Abigail>> are you sure?
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  383. Conrad>> yeah.
  384. Her teeth were...A mess
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  388. it is not her.
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  392. Abigail>> well-
  393. i mean, who could it be then?
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  397. We do not just have people
  398. unaccounted for
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  402. conrad>> it is my father
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  406. abigail>> who would have
  407. wanted to kill your father?
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  411. Conrad>> himself
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  415. abigail>> this happens a lot
  416. this time of year.
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  420. I cannot believe I only have
  421. one blanket. Jeez! Brrr.
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  425. Conrad>> this day could not get
  426. any weirder
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  430. abigail>> what was she like,
  431. your monther?
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  435. Conrad>> she would never leave
  436. me alone with my father for more
  437. than two seconds
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  441. abigail>> do you think maybe
  442. she is still alive?
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  446. Conrad>> no,i do not have any
  447. hope of that
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  451. you want to hear something
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  455. abigail>> okay
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  459. conrad>> about four weeks after
  460. she disappeared,
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  464. my father took me
  465. on a walk out in the woods
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  469. karl>> over there
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  473. turn around
  474.  
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  476. 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,698
  477. you wet yourself
  478.  
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  480. 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,743
  481. get up or you will freeze to
  482. stump.
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  486. Get on home.
  487. You best hurry up.
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  491. Conrad>> when we got back he
  492. started the fire on the stove,
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  496. he told me to stand by it,
  497. and he waited the whole time it
  498. took for me to thaw out.
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  501. 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:23,742
  502. In the morning he was gone.
  503. I never saw him again.
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  507. Abigail>> it must be so terrible
  508. for you to be back here. I'm so
  509. sorry
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  513. conrad>> no I feel better about
  514. it now.
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  518. Abigail>> because you know he is
  519. dead?
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  523. Conrad >> it is knowing that he
  524. intended to include himself.
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  528. Makes it less personal
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  532. narrator >> it
  533. all started when my family moved
  534. from Illinois to new Mexico
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  538. mom>> stop it. How many times
  539. have I told you that is bad for
  540. your eyes?
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  544. Mom >> stop it
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  548. charlie>> is dad going to pick
  549. me up after school?
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  553. Mom>> no, you are going to walk
  554. home.
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  558. Charlie>> mom!
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  562. Narrator >> the
  563. doctor insisted we move to a
  564. warmer climate
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  567. 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,815
  568. for the sake of my father
  569.  
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  571. 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:45,957
  572. I remember not knowing what to
  573. do, but knowing that I wanted to
  574. be the least of their worries.
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  577. 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,167
  578. And then I saw him.
  579.  
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  582. All I could remember on my first
  583. day of school was the menacing
  584. look he had on his face.
  585.  
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  587. 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,943
  588. His name was Bobby bell.
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  591. 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:12,851
  592. Boy #1>> one, two, three
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  595. 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,865
  596. bobby>> hey, you want to play?
  597.  
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  599. 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,003
  600. So, know how to play?
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  603. 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:32,003
  604. Charlie>> what is this game?
  605.  
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  607. 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:36,007
  608. Boy #1>> you have to hit
  609. it before it bounces twice
  610.  
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  612. 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,009
  613. but you cannot hit it before it
  614. bounces
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  618. and you cannot let it double
  619. bounce or you are out
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  623. charlie>> okay!
  624.  
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  626. 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:40,011
  627. Boy #1>> sound simple enough?
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  630. 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:45,884
  631. Charlie>> yeah I guess.
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  634. 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,022
  635. Bobby>> so, where you from?
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  639. Charlie>> uhm, Chicago
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  642. 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,027
  643. bobby>> Chicago. What is your
  644. favorite food?
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  647. 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,030
  648. Charlie>> anything I guess
  649. really
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  652. 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,031
  653. bobby>> tacos?
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  656. 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,666
  657. Charlie>> I guess
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  660. 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:07,672
  661. bobby>> yeah the rest of the
  662. game though, you have to stand
  663. right here
  664.  
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  666. 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,943
  667. against the wall, but you cannot
  668. move.
  669.  
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  671. 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:19,050
  672. You cannot move. Stay still!
  673.  
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  675. 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,052
  676. Stay!
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  679. 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:23,054
  680. Stay!
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  684. Charlie>> so just like this? I
  685. thought, am I -
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  688. 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:32,063
  689. yep, yes, just back up against
  690. the wall and stay here
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  692. 147
  693. 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,465
  694. okay
  695.  
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  697. 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,067
  698. boy>> you're doing great
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  701. 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,940
  702. charlie>> good one
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  705. 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,945
  706. bobby>> do not move!
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  709. 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,986
  710. Stay
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  714. dad>> hey, the new Mexico
  715. outlaw is back. How was your
  716. first day at school?
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  719. 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,130
  720. Mom>> make any new friends?
  721.  
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  723. 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:42,133
  724. It is okay if he did not. I
  725. did not make any my first year
  726. either
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  729. 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:46,137
  730. I was just asking. Did you
  731. honey?
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  734. 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:50,708
  735. Charlie>> yeah
  736.  
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  738. 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:10,161
  739. charlie>> are you going to lose
  740. all your hair?
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  743. 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,563
  744. What?
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  747. 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:17,168
  748. Charlie>> in my book, it says,
  749. when you have this disease, you
  750. could lose all your hair
  751.  
  752. 160
  753. 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:22,040
  754. dad>> oh you are a doctor now.
  755. Let us have a look.
  756.  
  757. 161
  758. 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,183
  759. don not read books like this.
  760.  
  761. 162
  762. 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:36,087
  763. Narrator >> as
  764. months went by, I remember
  765. trying to do something -
  766.  
  767. 163
  768. 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:42,593
  769. narrator >> anything.
  770. Whatever I could do to help my father win his fight.
  771.  
  772. 164
  773. 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:51,702
  774. And suddenly, like a disease,
  775. word spread around school.
  776.  
  777. 165
  778. 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:37,648
  779. Dad>> you know they say the cubs
  780. could go all the way this year.
  781. All the waaaay!
  782.  
  783. 166
  784. 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:53,264
  785. Dad>> I have been thinking about
  786. this disease. It is like a bunch
  787. of uninvited guests.
  788.  
  789. 167
  790. 00:18:53,266 --> 00:19:02,140
  791. You did not ask
  792. them to come. They just showed
  793. up one day and did not go home.
  794.  
  795. 168
  796. 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:21,292
  797. Bobby>> dad die yet Charlie?
  798.  
  799. 169
  800. 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:29,300
  801. Teacher>> I can't believe you
  802. did that...
  803.  
  804. 170
  805. 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:33,171
  806. Teacher>> come on kids let us
  807. go.
  808.  
  809. 171
  810. 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:39,177
  811. Dad>> Charlie
  812.  
  813. 172
  814. 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:05,203
  815. dad>> you want to explain
  816. yourself?
  817.  
  818. 173
  819. 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:34,232
  820. Dad>> this fight that I am
  821. having is mine. You understand?
  822.  
  823. 174
  824. 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,281
  825. Mom>> Charlie
  826.  
  827. 175
  828. 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:07,485
  829. narrator >>
  830. his fight was also mine
  831.  
  832. 176
  833. 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:13,524
  834. I am much older now, but a part
  835. of me is still in that bed
  836. beside him.
  837.  
  838. 177
  839. 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,728
  840. The other part back
  841. on that playground,
  842.  
  843. 178
  844. 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:25,803
  845. hoping that fight
  846. put me back together again.
  847.  
  848. 179
  849. 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:53,564
  850. Amanda>> pelicans can fly
  851. three thousand miles without
  852. stopping
  853.  
  854. 180
  855. 00:23:53,566 --> 00:24:03,574
  856. in the first world war-pelicans
  857. transported supplies across
  858. enemy lines
  859.  
  860. 181
  861. 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:10,581
  862. narrator >> Amanda
  863. peeled labels, chewed nails, ate
  864. the caps off pens
  865.  
  866. 182
  867. 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:14,585
  868. twice she tried to kill herself
  869.  
  870. 183
  871. 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:19,790
  872. I used to think we would be best
  873. friends forever and not just
  874. sisters
  875.  
  876. 184
  877. 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,594
  878. that was before dad died
  879.  
  880. 185
  881. 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:27,731
  882. before she went to rehab for the
  883. third time
  884.  
  885. 186
  886. 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:33,804
  887. before I moved far away from
  888. the mess I used to call home
  889.  
  890. 187
  891. 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:54,825
  892. lisa>> hey you know uh, we were
  893. invited over to Timmy later
  894.  
  895. 188
  896. 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,160
  897. amanda>> I do know
  898.  
  899. 189
  900. 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,630
  901. what? I talk to him. He is my
  902. ex-boyfriend
  903.  
  904. 190
  905. 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:02,633
  906. lisa>> yeah after he was mine
  907.  
  908. 191
  909. 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:06,604
  910. amanda>> I have no problem with
  911. leftovers
  912.  
  913. 192
  914. 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,940
  915. it does not even make any sense,
  916. saying I drink like a fish
  917.  
  918. 193
  919. 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:13,644
  920. it is like saying I read like a
  921. word
  922.  
  923. 194
  924. 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,113
  925. lisa>> Amanda, who said you
  926. drink like a fish?
  927.  
  928. 195
  929. 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:19,149
  930. Mom just said you
  931. should not drive
  932.  
  933. 196
  934. 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:19,149
  935. amanda>> mom said you
  936. should not drive.
  937.  
  938. 197
  939. 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:24,655
  940. Amanda>> you know what, you are
  941. more like the fish.
  942. Lisa>> I am ignoring that
  943.  
  944. 198
  945. 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:27,658
  946. amanda>> come on. You are being
  947. a haddock. Like a smoked haddock
  948. you know?
  949.  
  950. 199
  951. 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,661
  952. Lisa>> ok I have been home
  953. for like an hour-
  954.  
  955. 200
  956. 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:34,665
  957. can we just have a
  958. normal conversation please?
  959.  
  960. 201
  961. 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:34,665
  962. Amanda>> sorry
  963.  
  964. 202
  965. 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:38,068
  966. lisa>> oh!
  967.  
  968. 203
  969. 00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:43,674
  970. Amanda>> does anybody want
  971. a muddy Mary?
  972.  
  973. 204
  974. 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,076
  975. With some leaves on top?
  976.  
  977. 205
  978. 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,678
  979. Crap.
  980.  
  981. 206
  982. 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,680
  983. Oh! You know what she
  984. should do?
  985.  
  986. 207
  987. 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,882
  988. We should go inside
  989. and get a cognac
  990.  
  991. 208
  992. 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,984
  993. that is the perfect dusk drink!
  994.  
  995. 209
  996. 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:57,321
  997. Lisa>> do you think you
  998. should just slow down a
  999. little bit?
  1000.  
  1001. 210
  1002. 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:57,321
  1003. Amanda>> why?
  1004.  
  1005. 211
  1006. 00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:02,693
  1007. I am celebrating my sisters
  1008. annual abbreviated trip to
  1009. the homeland
  1010.  
  1011. 212
  1012. 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:06,697
  1013. lisa>> okay - well the sun does
  1014. not go down for another three
  1015. hours
  1016.  
  1017. 213
  1018. 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:12,703
  1019. amanda>> yeah, but if you
  1020. get started early, anything is
  1021. possible
  1022.  
  1023. 214
  1024. 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:17,575
  1025. you of all people should know
  1026. that Lisa.
  1027.  
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  1029. 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:24,114
  1030. Amanda performing>> the combined
  1031. IQ of a colony of ants
  1032.  
  1033. 216
  1034. 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:31,622
  1035. exceeds the intellect of most
  1036. us senators
  1037.  
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  1039. 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,728
  1040. lisa>> my mother
  1041.  
  1042. 218
  1043. 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,730
  1044. ophelia>>
  1045. you wish to eat me!
  1046.  
  1047. 219
  1048. 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:41,732
  1049. Lisa>> one drink made her queen
  1050. Victoria
  1051.  
  1052. 220
  1053. 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:41,732
  1054. and three took her out of it
  1055.  
  1056. 221
  1057. 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:48,238
  1058. sydney>> I was under the
  1059. impression that Amanda liked
  1060. margaritas - loved margaritas
  1061.  
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  1063. 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,274
  1064. lisa>>
  1065. counting his cock
  1066.  
  1067. 223
  1068. 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:53,744
  1069. what me and Amanda used to call
  1070. our stepfather self fondeling
  1071.  
  1072. 224
  1073. 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:56,747
  1074. sydney>> what are we going to do
  1075. with all these margaritas?
  1076.  
  1077. 225
  1078. 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,750
  1079. I was under the impression
  1080. that Amanda liked marga-
  1081.  
  1082. 226
  1083. 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:03,754
  1084. ophellia>> what are you talking
  1085. about? We have heard you
  1086. already.
  1087.  
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  1089. 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,756
  1090. Ophellia>> go find your sister!
  1091.  
  1092. 228
  1093. 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:08,792
  1094. Sydney>> sweetie, go see where
  1095. she is okay? Huh? Thank you.
  1096.  
  1097. 229
  1098. 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:12,229
  1099. Sydney >>
  1100. what the hell would you do
  1101. with the rest of these?
  1102.  
  1103. 230
  1104. 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:17,968
  1105. Amanda >>
  1106. an ant is attracted to the
  1107. genitals of all mammals
  1108.  
  1109. 231
  1110. 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,772
  1111. both male and female.
  1112.  
  1113. 232
  1114. 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:24,775
  1115. Sydney >> do not
  1116. point at me - my mother is not
  1117. dead
  1118.  
  1119. 233
  1120. 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:27,645
  1121. what, what? I'm
  1122. ready with the glasses ok-
  1123.  
  1124. 234
  1125. 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,785
  1126. lisa>> hey!
  1127.  
  1128. 235
  1129. 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:37,655
  1130. Amanda>>
  1131.  
  1132. 236
  1133. 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:57,675
  1134. lisa>> oh my god - oh god -
  1135. come on
  1136.  
  1137. 237
  1138. 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:01,679
  1139. come here
  1140.  
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  1142. 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,787
  1143. lisa>>
  1144.  
  1145. 239
  1146. 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,698
  1147. lisa>> oh shit
  1148.  
  1149. 240
  1150. 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:38,849
  1151. Amanda >>
  1152.  
  1153. 241
  1154. 00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:46,857
  1155. Amanda >>
  1156.  
  1157. 242
  1158. 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,860
  1159. lisa>> honey?
  1160.  
  1161. 243
  1162. 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:49,860
  1163. Amanda >>
  1164.  
  1165. 244
  1166. 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:58,736
  1167. lisa>> seriously - you are
  1168. acting and you made me drag you
  1169. all the way in here?
  1170.  
  1171. 245
  1172. 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,874
  1173. Amanda >>
  1174. stripped of its stinger -
  1175.  
  1176. 246
  1177. 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:11,882
  1178. a bee becomes nothing more
  1179. than a raisin with wings...
  1180.  
  1181. 247
  1182. 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:17,788
  1183. Lisa>> did you ever notice that
  1184. there are no streetlights in
  1185. this town that work?
  1186.  
  1187. 248
  1188. 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:22,893
  1189. You still work at that delivery
  1190. place?
  1191.  
  1192. 249
  1193. 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:29,900
  1194. Amanda>> yes - yes. That is what
  1195. i am doing. No - actually - i
  1196. quit that three years ago
  1197.  
  1198. 250
  1199. 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:35,906
  1200. do you know anything about - me
  1201. - what I am doing - anything at
  1202. all?
  1203.  
  1204. 251
  1205. 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:40,778
  1206. Lisa>> okay - uhm - let us not
  1207.  
  1208. 252
  1209. 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,921
  1210. amanda>> okay - I work at a dock
  1211. and I manage a band
  1212.  
  1213. 253
  1214. 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,924
  1215. lisa>> have I heard of them?
  1216.  
  1217. 254
  1218. 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:57,394
  1219. Amanda>> do you listen to
  1220. any decent bands?
  1221.  
  1222. 255
  1223. 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:07,471
  1224. Amanda>> I wanted to do some
  1225. more artistic stuff so i
  1226. decided to become a monologuist
  1227.  
  1228. 256
  1229. 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,439
  1230. lisa>> is that like a comic?
  1231.  
  1232. 257
  1233. 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,943
  1234. Amanda>> no, it is like
  1235. uhm, performance art, you know?
  1236.  
  1237. 258
  1238. 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:16,947
  1239. Amanda>> so I would tell stories
  1240. about my life
  1241.  
  1242. 259
  1243. 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,951
  1244. and I would incorporate facts
  1245. about animals and sort of do
  1246. this -
  1247.  
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  1249. 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,954
  1250. lisa>> awe inspiring
  1251.  
  1252. 261
  1253. 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:30,360
  1254. amanda>> yeah - I kept trying to
  1255. push the show and push, push,
  1256. push!
  1257.  
  1258. 262
  1259. 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:35,966
  1260. Amanda>> I was just hoping
  1261. eventually somebody would get
  1262. what I was going for
  1263.  
  1264. 263
  1265. 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,968
  1266. amanda>> do you know what i
  1267. mean?
  1268.  
  1269. 264
  1270. 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:37,968
  1271. Lisa>> yeah
  1272.  
  1273. 265
  1274. 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,370
  1275. amanda>> yeah
  1276.  
  1277. 266
  1278. 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:45,976
  1279. lisa>> I mean - I have a kind of
  1280. idea of the man I want but -
  1281.  
  1282. 267
  1283. 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:50,848
  1284. the fucking clowns i
  1285. meet are never anywhere close
  1286.  
  1287. 268
  1288. 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:06,997
  1289. Amanda >> the
  1290. stingerless bee becomes
  1291. an outcast
  1292.  
  1293. 269
  1294. 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:11,001
  1295. and must make its way in
  1296. a world alone
  1297.  
  1298. 270
  1299. 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:16,006
  1300. lisa>> thinness is genetic. Like
  1301. baldness
  1302.  
  1303. 271
  1304. 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:23,013
  1305. amanda>> unless you are me
  1306. and then you are really skinny
  1307. but that is because you never
  1308. eat
  1309.  
  1310. 272
  1311. 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:28,018
  1312. right? Look at
  1313. that. Look at it. You wanna
  1314. put your little nose in there?
  1315.  
  1316. 273
  1317. 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:33,223
  1318. You wanna put your little
  1319. nose in there? There - put your
  1320. little nose in it.
  1321.  
  1322. 274
  1323. 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:37,294
  1324. I like your hair.
  1325. Do not listen to my sister.
  1326.  
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  1328. 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:50,307
  1329. Lisa>> do you have any
  1330. drinking beverages in here?
  1331.  
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  1333. 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:57,915
  1334. Amanda >> a pelican
  1335. can fly three thousand miles
  1336. without stopping.
  1337.  
  1338. 277
  1339. 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:11,061
  1340. In the first world war -
  1341. pelicans were used to transport
  1342. supplies against enemy lines.
  1343.  
  1344. 278
  1345. 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:24,341
  1346. The combined IQ of a colony
  1347. of ants exceeds that of the
  1348. intelligence of most us senators
  1349.  
  1350. 279
  1351. 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:34,084
  1352. my sister and I went to see the
  1353. famous monkeys at the St. Louis
  1354. zoo.
  1355.  
  1356. 280
  1357. 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:37,087
  1358. Lisa>> what famous monkeys?
  1359.  
  1360. 281
  1361. 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:42,092
  1362. Amanda>> the monkeys shared a
  1363. tail.
  1364.  
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  1366. 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:47,731
  1367. Amanda >> you could not tell
  1368. where the first monkey ended
  1369.  
  1370. 283
  1371. 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:52,102
  1372. and the next monkey began
  1373.  
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  1375. 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,104
  1376. Lisa >> I forgot how
  1377. many signs we had.
  1378.  
  1379. 285
  1380. 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:58,508
  1381. The hand signal that indicated
  1382. someone was lying.
  1383.  
  1384. 286
  1385. 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,112
  1386. The nostril flare that meant we
  1387. were dealing with a loser.
  1388.  
  1389. 287
  1390. 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:14,124
  1391. The hiccup that said, let us
  1392. get the hell out of here.
  1393.  
  1394. 288
  1395. 00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:19,329
  1396. Amanda>> they would never let
  1397. anything separate them
  1398.  
  1399. 289
  1400. 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:24,134
  1401. not even the third monkey
  1402.  
  1403. 290
  1404. 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:30,007
  1405. who went into the kitchen to get
  1406. the first monkey a drink
  1407.  
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  1409. 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:02,039
  1410. amanda>> and then one day
  1411.  
  1412. 292
  1413. 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:07,044
  1414. their father crashed into
  1415. a tree
  1416.  
  1417. 293
  1418. 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:18,055
  1419. and monkey one and monkey two
  1420. dived into the magic bottle.
  1421.  
  1422. 294
  1423. 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:23,393
  1424. And monkey one
  1425. transformed into a bird.
  1426.  
  1427. 295
  1428. 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:28,065
  1429. And monkey two transformed into
  1430. a fish.
  1431.  
  1432. 296
  1433. 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,070
  1434. And when they spoke to each
  1435. other
  1436.  
  1437. 297
  1438. 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:39,743
  1439. neither of them could understand
  1440. what each other was saying
  1441. anymore
  1442.  
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  1444. 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:44,081
  1445. Amanda >> what do
  1446. you think?
  1447.  
  1448. 299
  1449. 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:49,086
  1450. Lisa >> you are
  1451. prettier than I am
  1452.  
  1453. 300
  1454. 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:58,361
  1455. amanda>> yeah, I am.
  1456.  
  1457. 301
  1458. 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:23,213
  1459. Monica>> hi, I am Monica.
  1460.  
  1461. 302
  1462. 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:28,218
  1463. Mr. chub>> I am mr chub. May i
  1464. see your drivers license?
  1465.  
  1466. 303
  1467. 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:33,190
  1468. Monica >> why you get
  1469. a lot of strange women
  1470. pretending to me maids?
  1471.  
  1472. 304
  1473. 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:38,228
  1474. Monica >> usually i
  1475. do not mind being carded, but
  1476. not at work.
  1477.  
  1478. 305
  1479. 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:41,231
  1480. Mr. chub>> please, come in.
  1481.  
  1482. 306
  1483. 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:44,201
  1484. Mr. chub>> oh - I have my
  1485. own vacuum.
  1486.  
  1487. 307
  1488. 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:53,210
  1489. Monica >> nice condo.
  1490. He could be an agent. It always
  1491. pays to wear lipstick.
  1492.  
  1493. 308
  1494. 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:03,653
  1495. Mr. chub>> so, uh, Monica -
  1496. did you bath this morning?
  1497.  
  1498. 309
  1499. 00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:08,725
  1500. Monica >> seriously?
  1501. Nine A.M. and he is already
  1502. picturing me naked.
  1503.  
  1504. 310
  1505. 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:14,264
  1506. Mr. chub>> ooh I want you.
  1507. You will not be sorry.
  1508.  
  1509. 311
  1510. 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:19,269
  1511. Monica>> no! You are my
  1512. employer. We should keep it that
  1513. way.
  1514.  
  1515. 312
  1516. 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:23,373
  1517. Besides I don't think my
  1518. boyfriend would like it very
  1519. much
  1520.  
  1521. 313
  1522. 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:33,383
  1523. monica>> what? You do not have
  1524. the right to ask me that.
  1525.  
  1526. 314
  1527. 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:37,687
  1528. Mr. chub>> I did not mean to
  1529. offend. I just have a thing
  1530. about cleanliness.
  1531.  
  1532. 315
  1533. 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:37,687
  1534. Monica >> so i
  1535. noticed.
  1536.  
  1537. 316
  1538. 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:43,793
  1539. His hair is kind of nappy though
  1540. - I mean natty - natty is not a
  1541. racist word, is it?
  1542.  
  1543. 317
  1544. 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:46,029
  1545. I dated a black guy once
  1546.  
  1547. 318
  1548. 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:49,299
  1549. come this way. Thank you.
  1550.  
  1551. 319
  1552. 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:56,273
  1553. Monica>> wow.
  1554.  
  1555. 320
  1556. 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:27,337
  1557. Monica >> ever think
  1558. about knocking?
  1559.  
  1560. 321
  1561. 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,439
  1562. Mr. chub>> I did not mean to
  1563. startle you.
  1564.  
  1565. 322
  1566. 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,441
  1567. Monica>> well, you did.
  1568.  
  1569. 323
  1570. 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:35,445
  1571. Mr. chub>> you work very
  1572. intently. Call if you need me.
  1573.  
  1574. 324
  1575. 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:39,316
  1576. Monica>> I am fine, thank you.
  1577.  
  1578. 325
  1579. 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,464
  1580. Missy >>have you
  1581. forgotten the way to El Paso?
  1582.  
  1583. 326
  1584. 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:54,464
  1585. I am doing all right - really.
  1586.  
  1587. 327
  1588. 00:38:54,466 --> 00:39:00,470
  1589. I know you heard they cut out
  1590. that lump I had that you did not
  1591. know about.
  1592.  
  1593. 328
  1594. 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:04,474
  1595. Which is why I am writing,
  1596. because I know some dumb
  1597. somebody told you.
  1598.  
  1599. 329
  1600. 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:07,877
  1601. My own way of telling
  1602. you would have been more fun for
  1603. both of us.
  1604.  
  1605. 330
  1606. 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:15,485
  1607. Anyway, it is out, and there is
  1608. a little cut like a smiley face
  1609. under my nipple. You will like
  1610. it.
  1611.  
  1612. 331
  1613. 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:22,492
  1614. Come see the girl who loves you
  1615. no matter what. Hear me? Do not
  1616. step on my heart.
  1617.  
  1618. 332
  1619. 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:25,362
  1620. Your only one - miss famous
  1621.  
  1622. 333
  1623. 00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:33,970
  1624. Monica >> course i
  1625. will change all the names.
  1626.  
  1627. 334
  1628. 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:37,374
  1629. You do not have to get
  1630. permission to do that, do you?
  1631.  
  1632. 335
  1633. 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,383
  1634. I love you!
  1635.  
  1636. 336
  1637. 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,929
  1638. Stop it. Oh, thank you.
  1639.  
  1640. 337
  1641. 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,999
  1642. Oh-don't go get a tattoo now.
  1643.  
  1644. 338
  1645. 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,551
  1646. Mr. chin>> you bring your lunch
  1647. here often?
  1648.  
  1649. 339
  1650. 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:24,421
  1651. Monica >> please
  1652. do not sit down.
  1653.  
  1654. 340
  1655. 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:27,557
  1656. Monica>> I used to.
  1657.  
  1658. 341
  1659. 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,559
  1660. Mr. chin>> what is your name?
  1661.  
  1662. 342
  1663. 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,561
  1664. Monica>> that is not really
  1665. important.
  1666.  
  1667. 343
  1668. 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:35,064
  1669. I bet I can
  1670. guess your nickname. Foxy.
  1671.  
  1672. 344
  1673. 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:38,201
  1674. Monica >> why do
  1675. these banker types always hit on
  1676. me?
  1677.  
  1678. 345
  1679. 00:40:38,203 --> 00:40:41,571
  1680. Monica>> wrong its sting,
  1681. actually.
  1682.  
  1683. 346
  1684. 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:45,575
  1685. Sting! Your nickname is sting?
  1686.  
  1687. 347
  1688. 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:48,144
  1689. Monica>> I bet I know your
  1690. nickname.
  1691.  
  1692. 348
  1693. 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,914
  1694. Monica >> poophead.
  1695. Asshole. Jerkoff.
  1696.  
  1697. 349
  1698. 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,449
  1699. What?
  1700.  
  1701. 350
  1702. 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:54,584
  1703. Monica>> nevermind.
  1704.  
  1705. 351
  1706. 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:59,989
  1707. So you must like the police, the
  1708. band. Cause of the lead singer.
  1709.  
  1710. 352
  1711. 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,592
  1712. Monica>> oh my god, that is
  1713. gross.
  1714.  
  1715. 353
  1716. 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,994
  1717. Mr. chin>> I guess they are not
  1718. a band anymore.
  1719.  
  1720. 354
  1721. 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:04,994
  1722. Monica>> not for like
  1723. thirty years.
  1724.  
  1725. 355
  1726. 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:10,500
  1727. Monica>> the last man who called
  1728. me sting stepped on my heart.
  1729.  
  1730. 356
  1731. 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:15,238
  1732. That is too bad. You know I have
  1733. seen you before.
  1734.  
  1735. 357
  1736. 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,941
  1737. I have actually
  1738. been looking for you.
  1739.  
  1740. 358
  1741. 00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:21,144
  1742. Brian>> you know I have been
  1743. looking for you for months.
  1744.  
  1745. 359
  1746. 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:21,144
  1747. Monica>> well, here I am.
  1748.  
  1749. 360
  1750. 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:25,782
  1751. Thank god your book came out.
  1752. Your publisher gave me your
  1753. number.
  1754.  
  1755. 361
  1756. 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:28,618
  1757. Monica>> he should not have
  1758. done that.
  1759.  
  1760. 362
  1761. 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:36,493
  1762. Brian>> sweet Monica. Will you
  1763. marry me?
  1764.  
  1765. 363
  1766. 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:47,136
  1767. Monica>> it fits.
  1768.  
  1769. 364
  1770. 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:50,540
  1771. Mr chinn>> so you say he broke
  1772. your heart?
  1773.  
  1774. 365
  1775. 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,642
  1776. Monica>> huh?
  1777.  
  1778. 366
  1779. 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:55,278
  1780. You said the guy who broke your
  1781. heart.
  1782.  
  1783. 367
  1784. 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,649
  1785. Monica>> I did not say he broke
  1786. it. I said he stepped on it.
  1787.  
  1788. 368
  1789. 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:04,187
  1790. You have a resilient heart.
  1791. I like that. I like that a lot.
  1792.  
  1793. 369
  1794. 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,660
  1795. Excuse me.
  1796. Hello?
  1797.  
  1798. 370
  1799. 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:19,969
  1800. I gotta bounce. Okay, yeah, i
  1801. will see you around foxy.
  1802.  
  1803. 371
  1804. 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:22,672
  1805. Mr chin >> yeah, no,
  1806. he called me.
  1807.  
  1808. 372
  1809. 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:28,578
  1810. Mrs. nighetti>> time for a
  1811. break.
  1812.  
  1813. 373
  1814. 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,713
  1815. Monica>> I just started.
  1816.  
  1817. 374
  1818. 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:33,683
  1819. The way you dust you deserve
  1820. one.
  1821.  
  1822. 375
  1823. 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:37,186
  1824. Monica >> here we go
  1825. again.
  1826.  
  1827. 376
  1828. 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:42,725
  1829. Mrs. nighetti> only my Vincent
  1830. makes his mother happy with a
  1831. grandchild.
  1832.  
  1833. 377
  1834. 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:46,195
  1835. Mrs. nighetti [With
  1836. Monica narrating over >> nine
  1837. boys, and only one grandchild.
  1838.  
  1839. 378
  1840. 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:50,600
  1841. But my Vincent he names his
  1842. daughter carlotta, which you may
  1843. not know,
  1844.  
  1845. 379
  1846. 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:55,338
  1847. but my name is carlotta. He
  1848. names her after his mother, my
  1849. Vincent.
  1850.  
  1851. 380
  1852. 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:59,208
  1853. Monica >> you have
  1854. told me that a million times.
  1855.  
  1856. 381
  1857. 00:42:59,210 --> 00:42:59,208
  1858. Monica>> do you have any new
  1859. pictures?
  1860.  
  1861. 382
  1862. 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:05,582
  1863. Mrs. nighetti> you would think
  1864. that wife of his would know i
  1865. want new pictures every week
  1866.  
  1867. 383
  1868. 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:11,354
  1869. but she is too busy getting
  1870. famous. I am going to be a
  1871. famous model, she says.
  1872.  
  1873. 384
  1874. 00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:16,025
  1875. To listen to her talk, the baby
  1876. set her back years.
  1877.  
  1878. 385
  1879. 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:19,729
  1880. Oh, maybe you have not seen
  1881. this one...
  1882.  
  1883. 386
  1884. 00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:20,730
  1885. Monica >> I bet i
  1886. have.
  1887.  
  1888. 387
  1889. 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:23,666
  1890. There is my girl.
  1891.  
  1892. 388
  1893. 00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:32,742
  1894. Monica>> sweetie its time for
  1895. dinner.
  1896.  
  1897. 389
  1898. 00:43:32,744 --> 00:43:35,745
  1899. Sally>> I wanna keep playing.
  1900.  
  1901. 390
  1902. 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:40,617
  1903. Brian>> just let her play.
  1904.  
  1905. 391
  1906. 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:56,633
  1907. Mrs. nighetti>> so has that
  1908. Brian come to his senses yet?
  1909.  
  1910. 392
  1911. 00:43:56,635 --> 00:44:01,771
  1912. Has he come rushing to you with
  1913. an armful of roses?
  1914.  
  1915. 393
  1916. 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:04,674
  1917. Monica>> have not heard a word.
  1918.  
  1919. 394
  1920. 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:10,179
  1921. Monica >> but I am
  1922. sure I will as soon as his wife
  1923. pops that kid out.
  1924.  
  1925. 395
  1926. 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:24,093
  1927. Monica > >she is not
  1928. that great
  1929.  
  1930. 396
  1931. 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:28,164
  1932. a little younger than I am
  1933.  
  1934. 397
  1935. 00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:43,146
  1936. Monica >> horrible
  1937. laugh but she sure knew how to
  1938. trap him.
  1939.  
  1940. 398
  1941. 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:47,684
  1942. Monica >> probably
  1943. was not even on the pill.
  1944.  
  1945. 399
  1946. 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:56,693
  1947. Brian >> straighten out
  1948. - straighten out babe!
  1949.  
  1950. 400
  1951. 00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:15,845
  1952. Monica>> I will not go to him.
  1953. He has to come to me.
  1954.  
  1955. 401
  1956. 00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:37,867
  1957. Babysitter>> you are late again.
  1958.  
  1959. 402
  1960. 00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:37,867
  1961. Monica>> sorry.
  1962.  
  1963. 403
  1964. 00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:40,870
  1965. Babysitter>> she had a nap.
  1966.  
  1967. 404
  1968. 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:44,741
  1969. Monica>> good.
  1970.  
  1971. 405
  1972. 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:45,074
  1973. Babysitter>> thanks.
  1974.  
  1975. 406
  1976. 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:50,213
  1977. Monica >> after the book comes out.
  1978. Sally will need a private tutor.
  1979.  
  1980. 407
  1981. 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:52,882
  1982. I will be making appearances all
  1983. over the world.
  1984.  
  1985. 408
  1986. 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:54,517
  1987. Monica>> Turkey or bologna?
  1988.  
  1989. 409
  1990. 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:54,517
  1991. Sally>> bologna!
  1992.  
  1993. 410
  1994. 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:57,887
  1995. Monica >> I will
  1996. start writing it soon.
  1997.  
  1998. 411
  1999. 00:45:57,889 --> 00:46:00,757
  2000. I will describe his spotless
  2001. condo.
  2002.  
  2003. 412
  2004. 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:00,757
  2005. The way he walked.
  2006.  
  2007. 413
  2008. 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:04,227
  2009. The way his little voice rode
  2010. the air.
  2011.  
  2012. 414
  2013. 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:06,896
  2014. The mysterious woman from El
  2015. Paso
  2016.  
  2017. 415
  2018. 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:08,898
  2019. and especially his shirts.
  2020.  
  2021. 416
  2022. 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,902
  2023. The way they faced the same
  2024. direction, one after another.
  2025.  
  2026. 417
  2027. 00:46:12,904 --> 00:46:16,773
  2028. Like promises kept. Like the
  2029. days of a life.
  2030.  
  2031. 418
  2032. 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:38,795
  2033. Monica>> hey!
  2034.  
  2035. 419
  2036. 00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:46,235
  2037. Sally>> can you read to me?
  2038.  
  2039. 420
  2040. 00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:50,940
  2041. Monica>> um - sure I can
  2042. tell you a story
  2043.  
  2044. 421
  2045. 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:53,843
  2046. monica>> ummm
  2047.  
  2048. 422
  2049. 00:46:53,845 --> 00:47:00,950
  2050. monica>> there once was a
  2051. very beautiful young woman
  2052. named cinderella
  2053.  
  2054. 423
  2055. 00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:03,853
  2056. and she lived in a castle, i
  2057. think.
  2058.  
  2059. 424
  2060. 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:13,963
  2061. And she lived with her
  2062. evil step mom and two or
  2063. three mean step sisters.
  2064.  
  2065. 425
  2066. 00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:19,535
  2067. And she had to clean the house
  2068. every single day. Top to bottom.
  2069.  
  2070. 426
  2071. 00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:25,975
  2072. And then one day there was
  2073. an announcement on TV that said
  2074. there would be a big ball.
  2075.  
  2076. 427
  2077. 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:25,975
  2078. And she really wanted to go
  2079.  
  2080. 428
  2081. 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:35,985
  2082. beause she knew that the man she
  2083. was supposed to be with was
  2084. going to be there.
  2085.  
  2086. 429
  2087. 00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:40,857
  2088. And she knew if she went there
  2089. she would...
  2090.  
  2091. 430
  2092. 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:48,030
  2093. Live happily ever
  2094. after and be a very famous
  2095. writer.
  2096.  
  2097. 431
  2098. 00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:33,042
  2099. >> Hi Paul, it is Laura.
  2100. I heard you were going to be in town
  2101.  
  2102. 432
  2103. 00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:37,046
  2104. so I thought maybe if you had
  2105. time you could stop by
  2106.  
  2107. 433
  2108. 00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:42,051
  2109. I would really like you to
  2110. meet my son Chris. We are at my
  2111. moms house
  2112.  
  2113. 434
  2114. 00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:42,051
  2115. >> 'next message'
  2116.  
  2117. 435
  2118. 00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:48,691
  2119. caddy>> hi Paul. They just
  2120. released your father and we
  2121. should be home soon
  2122.  
  2123. 436
  2124. 00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:53,562
  2125. I do not want you to be
  2126. surprised when you see him,
  2127. okay? He has gotten worse.
  2128.  
  2129. 437
  2130. 00:48:53,564 --> 00:49:00,069
  2131. The stroke left him agitated.
  2132. Maybe you can take him for a
  2133. drive tomorrow
  2134.  
  2135. 438
  2136. 00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:02,071
  2137. he always liked that.
  2138.  
  2139. 439
  2140. 00:49:02,073 --> 00:49:05,074
  2141. Caddy>> so good to see you.
  2142.  
  2143. 440
  2144. 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:10,313
  2145. Edmund>> l... let... let go.
  2146.  
  2147. 441
  2148. 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:15,084
  2149. Caddy>> maybe you should get rid
  2150. of that thing. Do you not need a
  2151. truck for your business?
  2152.  
  2153. 442
  2154. 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:18,487
  2155. Edmund>> lazy, does not like
  2156. anything old.
  2157.  
  2158. 443
  2159. 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:23,092
  2160. Paul>> stop that. Call her caddy
  2161. please.
  2162.  
  2163. 444
  2164. 00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:28,965
  2165. Caddy>> Paul would you help me
  2166. in the kitchen please.
  2167.  
  2168. 445
  2169. 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:50,119
  2170. Caddy>> Laura brought us home
  2171. from the hospital.
  2172.  
  2173. 446
  2174. 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:54,457
  2175. Paul>> did she?
  2176.  
  2177. 447
  2178. 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:58,127
  2179. Caddy>> she had the boy with
  2180. her.
  2181.  
  2182. 448
  2183. 00:49:58,129 --> 00:50:03,132
  2184. Edmund>> that boy looks exactly
  2185. like you.
  2186.  
  2187. 449
  2188. 00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:05,001
  2189. Paul>> boys not mine.
  2190.  
  2191. 450
  2192. 00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:09,071
  2193. Caddy>> we know that.
  2194.  
  2195. 451
  2196. 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:15,011
  2197. Edmund>> that kid is the
  2198. spitting - mmm - mmm
  2199.  
  2200. 452
  2201. 00:50:17,147 --> 00:50:21,017
  2202. paul>> spitting image.
  2203. Spitting image.
  2204.  
  2205. 453
  2206. 00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:27,023
  2207. Caddy>> not in the house.
  2208.  
  2209. 454
  2210. 00:50:29,159 --> 00:50:31,160
  2211. There are blankets and sheets on
  2212. the couch.
  2213.  
  2214. 455
  2215. 00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:37,033
  2216. And shower - I could smell
  2217. the wood lacquer on your skin.
  2218.  
  2219. 456
  2220. 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:46,575
  2221. Paul>> stop that. Just stop.
  2222.  
  2223. 457
  2224. 00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:55,244
  2225. Edmund>> just like me. Not long
  2226. for the world.
  2227.  
  2228. 458
  2229. 00:51:55,246 --> 00:52:01,250
  2230. Paul>> no just needs a little
  2231. love that is all. Just a little
  2232. bit of love.
  2233.  
  2234. 459
  2235. 00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:03,252
  2236. Watch this
  2237.  
  2238. 460
  2239. 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:14,263
  2240. see dad, told you, she is not
  2241. ready to leave me yet.
  2242.  
  2243. 461
  2244. 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:17,266
  2245. Paul>> what does mom make of
  2246. all that smoking stuff?
  2247.  
  2248. 462
  2249. 00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:18,767
  2250. Edmund>> I do not know.
  2251.  
  2252. 463
  2253. 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:21,137
  2254. Paul>> I read somewhere a couple
  2255. weeks ago
  2256.  
  2257. 464
  2258. 00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:24,273
  2259. that doctors are saying they're
  2260. actually good for you
  2261.  
  2262. 465
  2263. 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:26,675
  2264. especially if you had stroke
  2265. there suppose to really good
  2266.  
  2267. 466
  2268. 00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:31,280
  2269. edmund>> oh that is perfect. I
  2270. am going to remember that.
  2271.  
  2272. 467
  2273. 00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:34,150
  2274. Paul>> good.
  2275. Edmund>> yeah.
  2276.  
  2277. 468
  2278. 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:39,288
  2279. Edmund>> how is work?
  2280.  
  2281. 469
  2282. 00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:43,292
  2283. Paul>> I quit the.. I quit the
  2284. paper.
  2285.  
  2286. 470
  2287. 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:47,296
  2288. Edmund>> why? You are a good
  2289. writer.
  2290.  
  2291. 471
  2292. 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:51,300
  2293. Paul>> yeah I make furniture
  2294. full time now
  2295.  
  2296. 472
  2297. 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:56,172
  2298. edmund>> well - you always
  2299. liked wood.
  2300.  
  2301. 473
  2302. 00:52:56,174 --> 00:52:59,842
  2303. Paul>> mom did not tell you
  2304. that?
  2305.  
  2306. 474
  2307. 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:09,919
  2308. Edmund>> she does not tell me
  2309. a goddamn thing. But she - she
  2310. - she told me that.
  2311.  
  2312. 475
  2313. 00:53:17,327 --> 00:53:20,963
  2314. Edmund>> oh, I knew you would
  2315. make that turn.
  2316.  
  2317. 476
  2318. 00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:25,901
  2319. Paul>> what do you mean? No,
  2320. you said go anywhere. I do not
  2321. care we can go anywhere.
  2322.  
  2323. 477
  2324. 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:29,338
  2325. Edmund>> you cannot keep away
  2326. from her.
  2327.  
  2328. 478
  2329. 00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:33,642
  2330. Paul>> what are you talking
  2331. about?
  2332.  
  2333. 479
  2334. 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:39,348
  2335. Paul>> oh look, hey, no, no, i
  2336. did not even notice this was her
  2337. street.
  2338.  
  2339. 480
  2340. 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:43,352
  2341. Edmund>> oh well, you do not
  2342. notice most things.
  2343.  
  2344. 481
  2345. 00:53:43,354 --> 00:53:48,224
  2346. Paul>> oh, I do not notice most
  2347. things? Is that not
  2348. interesting...
  2349.  
  2350. 482
  2351. 00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:05,374
  2352. Edmund>> you see, he looks just
  2353. like, just like you when you
  2354. were young.
  2355.  
  2356. 483
  2357. 00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:07,876
  2358. Paul>> yeah... well that kid
  2359. is not my kid.
  2360.  
  2361. 484
  2362. 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:07,876
  2363. Edmund>> look at him!
  2364.  
  2365. 485
  2366. 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:07,876
  2367. Paul>> what do I gotta look at
  2368. him for? Hey, hey, hey, listen -
  2369.  
  2370. 486
  2371. 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:15,851
  2372. that is not my son. That is not
  2373. my son, I do not know why you
  2374. do not get that.
  2375.  
  2376. 487
  2377. 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:27,930
  2378. Why am I gonna look at
  2379. him. Thats not my son. What a
  2380. dumb thing to say.
  2381.  
  2382. 488
  2383. 00:54:40,477 --> 00:54:42,544
  2384. Caddy>> did he smoke?
  2385.  
  2386. 489
  2387. 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:46,415
  2388. Paul>> yeah, I did not see a
  2389. point in keeping him from it.
  2390.  
  2391. 490
  2392. 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:55,924
  2393. Paul>> we drove past the, by
  2394. Laura's house. How is she doing
  2395. these days?
  2396.  
  2397. 491
  2398. 00:54:55,926 --> 00:55:01,997
  2399. Caddy>> she thinks of herself as
  2400. family. Coming to the hospital
  2401. and everything.
  2402.  
  2403. 492
  2404. 00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:13,942
  2405. Paul>> you know, I do not know
  2406. how you put up with that every
  2407. day.
  2408.  
  2409. 493
  2410. 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:17,746
  2411. He is so rude. He does not
  2412. know he is being rude. He drives
  2413. around saying shit...
  2414.  
  2415. 494
  2416. 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:26,522
  2417. Caddy>> your father has always
  2418. been a little mean. It is all
  2419. he has got left.
  2420.  
  2421. 495
  2422. 00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:30,793
  2423. I cannnot deny him
  2424. the one thing that he can still
  2425. feel.
  2426.  
  2427. 496
  2428. 00:55:30,795 --> 00:55:33,462
  2429. Paul>> I do not remember any
  2430. meanness in him.
  2431.  
  2432. 497
  2433. 00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:40,336
  2434. Caddy>> glad you feel that way.
  2435. I do not have a particular hole
  2436. in my memory.
  2437.  
  2438. 498
  2439. 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:47,976
  2440. Everyone has a little
  2441. meanness in them.
  2442.  
  2443. 499
  2444. 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:50,479
  2445. You should see the child.
  2446.  
  2447. 500
  2448. 00:55:50,481 --> 00:55:58,354
  2449. Caddy>> I know. He is not your
  2450. son. But she was your wife.
  2451.  
  2452. 501
  2453. 00:55:58,356 --> 00:56:00,489
  2454. Paul>> she was my wife.
  2455.  
  2456. 502
  2457. 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:04,026
  2458. She led me to believe we would
  2459. get back together for four
  2460. months
  2461.  
  2462. 503
  2463. 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:08,497
  2464. and just never bothered to
  2465. say, umm, oh I am pregnant.
  2466.  
  2467. 504
  2468. 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:13,135
  2469. Caddy>> sometimes, honey, people
  2470. cannot speak their thoughts.
  2471.  
  2472. 505
  2473. 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:16,672
  2474. Other words come out instead.
  2475.  
  2476. 506
  2477. 00:56:16,674 --> 00:56:20,743
  2478. Go see them.
  2479.  
  2480. 507
  2481. 00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:15,431
  2482. Laura>> you come to see me, or
  2483. him?
  2484.  
  2485. 508
  2486. 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:20,569
  2487. Paul>> you look like yourself.
  2488.  
  2489. 509
  2490. 00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:24,440
  2491. Laura>> I suppose that is a
  2492. compliment.
  2493.  
  2494. 510
  2495. 00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:31,580
  2496. Paul>> so what are you up
  2497. to these days?
  2498.  
  2499. 511
  2500. 00:57:31,582 --> 00:57:40,589
  2501. Laura>> umm, I am a teller at
  2502. the bank, but mostly I take care
  2503. of cliff. And, uh, you?
  2504.  
  2505. 512
  2506. 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:47,596
  2507. Paul>> I make furniture now.
  2508. Business is improving.
  2509.  
  2510. 513
  2511. 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:54,603
  2512. Eventually there might be some
  2513. money in it. But I am happier
  2514. around the lumber.
  2515.  
  2516. 514
  2517. 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:57,906
  2518. Laura>> I remember you always
  2519. used to say, wood cannot be
  2520. forced.
  2521.  
  2522. 515
  2523. 00:57:57,908 --> 00:58:02,978
  2524. You have to discover
  2525. the form within.
  2526.  
  2527. 516
  2528. 00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:05,180
  2529. Paul>> I do not think I said
  2530. that bullshit,
  2531.  
  2532. 517
  2533. 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,016
  2534. but if I did it was probably
  2535. just to impress you.
  2536.  
  2537. 518
  2538. 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:11,086
  2539. Laura>> you did.
  2540.  
  2541. 519
  2542. 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:19,628
  2543. Paul>> hey buddy. How old
  2544. are you?
  2545.  
  2546. 520
  2547. 00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:22,498
  2548. You are a big boy.
  2549.  
  2550. 521
  2551. 00:58:26,636 --> 00:58:29,505
  2552. You like
  2553. horses? Huh?
  2554.  
  2555. 522
  2556. 00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:41,650
  2557. You can have him, if you want
  2558. him.
  2559.  
  2560. 523
  2561. 00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:45,821
  2562. Laura>> hey honey, you want to
  2563. run inside and show grandma your
  2564. new toy?
  2565.  
  2566. 524
  2567. 00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:49,892
  2568. Mommy is going to talk
  2569. to her friend.
  2570.  
  2571. 525
  2572. 00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:57,533
  2573. Laura>> that was kind of you.
  2574.  
  2575. 526
  2576. 00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:12,681
  2577. Laura>> you are still driving
  2578. the swinger?
  2579.  
  2580. 527
  2581. 00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:22,658
  2582. Paul>> my dad loves her. I let
  2583. him smoke in it. He, uh, is not
  2584. himself anymore. You know.
  2585.  
  2586. 528
  2587. 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:28,730
  2588. Sometimes he looks like my
  2589. father. Occasionally sounds
  2590. like my father, but he is...
  2591.  
  2592. 529
  2593. 00:59:42,712 --> 00:59:46,582
  2594. Laura>> I thought it would be
  2595. to strange to send you pictures.
  2596.  
  2597. 530
  2598. 00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:55,591
  2599. I had a fling.
  2600. He looked like you.
  2601.  
  2602. 531
  2603. 01:00:07,737 --> 01:00:13,742
  2604. Paul>> I guess I should go.
  2605.  
  2606. 532
  2607. 01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:17,646
  2608. Laura>> you know where to
  2609. find us.
  2610.  
  2611. 533
  2612. 01:00:17,648 --> 01:00:21,617
  2613. Paul>> yeah.
  2614.  
  2615. 534
  2616. 01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:45,173
  2617. Paul>> my girl. My girl. That is
  2618. what I wanted to say. You look
  2619. yourself,
  2620.  
  2621. 535
  2622. 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:48,176
  2623. I wanted to say you look like my
  2624. fucking girl, man.
  2625.  
  2626. 536
  2627. 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:58,253
  2628. Stupid ass idiot. Then what?
  2629. Then what!? Then what? I do not
  2630. know.
  2631.  
  2632. 537
  2633. 01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:10,265
  2634. Paul>> what should I do?
  2635.  
  2636. 538
  2637. 01:01:54,243 --> 01:01:57,145
  2638. Older Michael narrating>> we
  2639. were locked out.
  2640.  
  2641. 539
  2642. 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,848
  2643. Older Michael narrating>> we
  2644. would have to make a decision
  2645. soon.
  2646.  
  2647. 540
  2648. 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:03,719
  2649. Break in or hike a
  2650. few miles back to town.
  2651.  
  2652. 541
  2653. 01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:09,091
  2654. But for now, we were
  2655. teenaged boys with one concern.
  2656.  
  2657. 542
  2658. 01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:11,893
  2659. Lee> a couple summers ago I was
  2660. at church camp.
  2661.  
  2662. 543
  2663. 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,731
  2664. And you now how they have each
  2665. day you got a different
  2666. activity.
  2667.  
  2668. 544
  2669. 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:21,002
  2670. Well, this particular day it was
  2671. art and crafts, and I mean i
  2672. was not into it.
  2673.  
  2674. 545
  2675. 01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:24,106
  2676. Lee>> you know I hate crafts.
  2677. Michael>> you hate arts
  2678. and crafts.
  2679.  
  2680. 546
  2681. 01:02:24,108 --> 01:02:27,943
  2682. Lee>> yeah. So this girl, i
  2683. kind of see her looking at me.
  2684.  
  2685. 547
  2686. 01:02:27,945 --> 01:02:31,913
  2687. And she was beautiful. I mean,
  2688. she had like this perfectly
  2689. feathered hair
  2690.  
  2691. 548
  2692. 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:31,913
  2693. and she had the most incredible
  2694. singing voice.
  2695.  
  2696. 549
  2697. 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:38,787
  2698. She could have had a record
  2699. deal, that is what I told her.
  2700. And so I was talking to her.
  2701.  
  2702. 550
  2703. 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:42,257
  2704. And we were supposed to be
  2705. making those gods eyes with the
  2706. yarn or whatever.
  2707.  
  2708. 551
  2709. 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:46,828
  2710. And I was like 'hey you want to
  2711. get out of here?' And shes like
  2712. 'okay'
  2713.  
  2714. 552
  2715. 01:02:46,830 --> 01:02:50,932
  2716. so, I said come with me.
  2717. And we start making out. You
  2718. know,
  2719.  
  2720. 553
  2721. 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:56,037
  2722. it is like I am telling you. It
  2723. is those innocent girls that get
  2724. the craziest.
  2725.  
  2726. 554
  2727. 01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:57,839
  2728. Michael>> they are crazy,
  2729. naughty.
  2730.  
  2731. 555
  2732. 01:02:57,841 --> 01:02:59,908
  2733. Lee>> it is like all
  2734. repressed inside or something.
  2735.  
  2736. 556
  2737. 01:02:59,910 --> 01:02:59,908
  2738. Lee>> and her ass. Oh my god.
  2739.  
  2740. 557
  2741. 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:06,414
  2742. Her ass was so round, it was
  2743. like the most perfectly round
  2744. thing that you have ever seen.
  2745.  
  2746. 558
  2747. 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:06,414
  2748. Michael>> like a bubble?
  2749.  
  2750. 559
  2751. 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:06,414
  2752. Lee>> I did not even know
  2753. nature could create something
  2754. -it was like a babies head.
  2755.  
  2756. 560
  2757. 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:13,321
  2758. Greg>> god dammit, Michael.
  2759. Michael>> oh yeah, real soft.
  2760. Like a babies cheeks.
  2761.  
  2762. 561
  2763. 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:13,321
  2764. Lee> yeah, yeah, just like two
  2765. little babies heads.
  2766.  
  2767. 562
  2768. 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:17,492
  2769. Older Michael narrating>> it
  2770. goes without saying that this
  2771. was bullshit.
  2772.  
  2773. 563
  2774. 01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:20,929
  2775. Lee was starving for information
  2776. about sex just like the rest of
  2777. us.
  2778.  
  2779. 564
  2780. 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:26,935
  2781. A few years back, lees father
  2782. was caught performing an
  2783. abortion and stripped of his
  2784. license to operate.
  2785.  
  2786. 565
  2787. 01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:29,938
  2788. Lee did not touch or comfort his
  2789. father.
  2790.  
  2791. 566
  2792. 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:33,942
  2793. He did not ask about the
  2794. law or justice or even who
  2795. the woman was.
  2796.  
  2797. 567
  2798. 01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:35,944
  2799. He only asked one thing
  2800.  
  2801. 568
  2802. 01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:41,950
  2803. lee>> was she naked?
  2804.  
  2805. 569
  2806. 01:03:41,952 --> 01:03:49,958
  2807. Lee>> she was such - such good
  2808. pussy, man. What about you Greg?
  2809.  
  2810. 570
  2811. 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,962
  2812. Greg>> well, it was not quite as
  2813. innocent as Bible camp...
  2814.  
  2815. 571
  2816. 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:55,964
  2817. Michael>> get ready for the
  2818. bullshit.
  2819.  
  2820. 572
  2821. 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:58,200
  2822. Greg>> hey! So, I am out mowing
  2823. my lawn.
  2824.  
  2825. 573
  2826. 01:03:58,202 --> 01:04:02,871
  2827. Its my neighbors yard and she
  2828. was probably like maybe forty
  2829. something,
  2830.  
  2831. 574
  2832. 01:04:02,873 --> 01:04:07,275
  2833. I am not sure, but she was not
  2834. too old, but like just right!
  2835.  
  2836. 575
  2837. 01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:10,612
  2838. And she comes out like half way
  2839. through, alright -
  2840.  
  2841. 576
  2842. 01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:14,349
  2843. lee>> and she invites me in for
  2844. cookies and lemonade.
  2845. Michael>> your neighbor??
  2846.  
  2847. 577
  2848. 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:14,349
  2849. Greg>> it is like..
  2850. Lee>> twinkies and lemonade?
  2851.  
  2852. 578
  2853. 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:19,487
  2854. Greg>> she must have known
  2855. me, I do not know how, but
  2856. she got me.
  2857.  
  2858. 579
  2859. 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:23,992
  2860. And next thing I know she comes
  2861. back around twinkies, lemonade,
  2862. no shirt, no bra.
  2863.  
  2864. 580
  2865. 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:27,896
  2866. Just tits man, they were like -
  2867. if I had to compare them -
  2868.  
  2869. 581
  2870. 01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:33,001
  2871. I would probably say like
  2872. working with - maybe a mango -
  2873. you know what I am saying.
  2874.  
  2875. 582
  2876. 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:33,001
  2877. Like a mango
  2878.  
  2879. 583
  2880. 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:39,007
  2881. almost like, you know how like
  2882. when your checking the mango to
  2883. make sure it is not rotten.
  2884.  
  2885. 584
  2886. 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,176
  2887. But it is squishy and stuff.
  2888. Lee>> yeah, yeah, yeah.
  2889.  
  2890. 585
  2891. 01:04:41,178 --> 01:04:44,246
  2892. Greg>> it is like a rotten
  2893. mango. So anyway you know - i
  2894. start
  2895.  
  2896. 586
  2897. 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:47,215
  2898. of course the twinkies
  2899. and lemonade are long gone.
  2900. Fuck that.
  2901.  
  2902. 587
  2903. 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:51,019
  2904. And so I am fucking her and she
  2905. starts making this noise.
  2906.  
  2907. 588
  2908. 01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:54,923
  2909. And dammit if I had a tape
  2910. recorder for that noise. It
  2911. was beautiful.
  2912.  
  2913. 589
  2914. 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:59,027
  2915. Michael>> what was it?
  2916. Greg>> it was - it was a
  2917. damn serenade of beauty.
  2918.  
  2919. 590
  2920. 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:02,097
  2921. Lee>> I want to hear the noise.
  2922. Greg>> I wish I could
  2923. create it. It was..
  2924.  
  2925. 591
  2926. 01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:04,332
  2927. Michael>> yeah you can, go
  2928. ahead. Come on. Make the noise.
  2929.  
  2930. 592
  2931. 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:06,034
  2932. Greg>> no I cannot. I cannot.
  2933. I cannot.
  2934.  
  2935. 593
  2936. 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,103
  2937. Lee>> was it a little like -
  2938.  
  2939. 594
  2940. 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:14,042
  2941. michael>> yeah, like fucking a
  2942. retarded pig kind of.
  2943.  
  2944. 595
  2945. 01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:19,414
  2946. Greg>> no, no, no, no. It was
  2947. like, you know what. Alright,
  2948. for you all sakes.
  2949.  
  2950. 596
  2951. 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:23,051
  2952. Okay. I will make the
  2953. noise, alright. One time show.
  2954.  
  2955. 597
  2956. 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:23,051
  2957. Michael & lee>> thank you,
  2958. alright!
  2959.  
  2960. 598
  2961. 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:29,691
  2962. Greg>> please take it in, i
  2963. might not do it justice. But i
  2964. will give it a shot okay, so -
  2965.  
  2966. 599
  2967. 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:32,093
  2968. greg>> right here. It is
  2969. like that.
  2970.  
  2971. 600
  2972. 01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:36,464
  2973. It is just
  2974. like, it is real long and deep
  2975. like 'uuuuuhhhhh'
  2976.  
  2977. 601
  2978. 01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:39,634
  2979. lee>> I thought this was the
  2980. sound that she made. Not you.
  2981.  
  2982. 602
  2983. 01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:42,137
  2984. Greg>> no that is the sound she
  2985. made yeah.
  2986.  
  2987. 603
  2988. 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:42,137
  2989. Michael>> that is the sound she
  2990. made!?
  2991.  
  2992. 604
  2993. 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:51,713
  2994. Older Michael narrating>> in
  2995. fact, Greg was borrowing details
  2996. from something he witnessed
  2997. through a keyhole one night.
  2998.  
  2999. 605
  3000. 01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:58,086
  3001. Gregs parents had invited
  3002. some of their friends over.
  3003.  
  3004. 606
  3005. 01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:01,957
  3006. They did this from time to
  3007. time apparently.
  3008.  
  3009. 607
  3010. 01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:14,970
  3011. Mother>> oh yeah
  3012.  
  3013. 608
  3014. 01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:21,109
  3015. mother>> who is first?
  3016.  
  3017. 609
  3018. 01:06:21,111 --> 01:06:22,978
  3019. Random guy one>> oh - I am first
  3020.  
  3021. 610
  3022. 01:06:35,124 --> 01:06:38,126
  3023. Lee and michael>> bitchin man.
  3024. Yeah man that is righteous.
  3025.  
  3026. 611
  3027. 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:40,128
  3028. Greg>> thank you. Thank you.
  3029.  
  3030. 612
  3031. 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:47,135
  3032. Yeah. No big deal. What about
  3033. you, man. What about your
  3034. lady Michael?
  3035.  
  3036. 613
  3037. 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,137
  3038. Lee>> I want to hear some dirty
  3039. shit.
  3040.  
  3041. 614
  3042. 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:51,373
  3043. Michael>> okay, there is this
  3044. one time.
  3045.  
  3046. 615
  3047. 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,508
  3048. Lee>> yeah, lets hear it.
  3049. Greg>> yeah, ready for it.
  3050.  
  3051. 616
  3052. 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,143
  3053. Michael>> remember the Chandler
  3054. game?
  3055.  
  3056. 617
  3057. 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:55,143
  3058. Lee & greg>> yeah, yeah.
  3059.  
  3060. 618
  3061. 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:59,481
  3062. Michael>> well the party. The
  3063. party after the game.
  3064.  
  3065. 619
  3066. 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:02,550
  3067. You were not there but I went
  3068. with my older brother.
  3069.  
  3070. 620
  3071. 01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:06,788
  3072. And umm, it was all older chicks
  3073. there. And you know.
  3074.  
  3075. 621
  3076. 01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:12,327
  3077. Anyway, I was at this party and
  3078. i look across the room and I see
  3079. this girl.
  3080.  
  3081. 622
  3082. 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:26,174
  3083. You know I was sitting all the
  3084. way across the room but somehow
  3085. we just keep locking eyes.
  3086.  
  3087. 623
  3088. 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:32,180
  3089. And she is giving me this
  3090. real intense stare. She was so
  3091. beautiful man.
  3092.  
  3093. 624
  3094. 01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:38,186
  3095. I mean like, movie star eyes and
  3096. she is wearing this really cute
  3097. outfit.
  3098.  
  3099. 625
  3100. 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:43,058
  3101. I glance down and I see shes got
  3102. these white panties on
  3103.  
  3104. 626
  3105. 01:07:45,194 --> 01:07:48,196
  3106. greg>> so, uhh, what about the
  3107. white panties?
  3108.  
  3109. 627
  3110. 01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:51,433
  3111. Michael>> so she found a way
  3112. to show them to me. Just me.
  3113.  
  3114. 628
  3115. 01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:55,170
  3116. Greg>> damn!
  3117. Lee>> like - did you do anything
  3118. about it? Come on.
  3119.  
  3120. 629
  3121. 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:58,706
  3122. Greg>> where are you going? That
  3123. is cool about the white panties.
  3124.  
  3125. 630
  3126. 01:07:58,708 --> 01:08:02,710
  3127. Older Michael narrating>> the
  3128. story I told my friends was only
  3129. part of the truth.
  3130.  
  3131. 631
  3132. 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:06,214
  3133. The white flash of the girl
  3134. underwear did something to me.
  3135.  
  3136. 632
  3137. 01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:11,119
  3138. I had to move, say something.
  3139.  
  3140. 633
  3141. 01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:14,122
  3142. Greg>> so what did you do?
  3143.  
  3144. 634
  3145. 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:22,097
  3146. Michael>> well, I stand up and
  3147. i just go straight across the
  3148. room.
  3149.  
  3150. 635
  3151. 01:08:26,235 --> 01:08:30,538
  3152. Michael>> I could tell she
  3153. wanted me to do something. So -
  3154. i reached out.
  3155.  
  3156. 636
  3157. 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:35,243
  3158. Greg>> oh really? What did you
  3159. reach out for?
  3160.  
  3161. 637
  3162. 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,479
  3163. Michael>> well - I put my
  3164. finger there.
  3165.  
  3166. 638
  3167. 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:39,447
  3168. Greg>> where? Where did you put
  3169. it?
  3170.  
  3171. 639
  3172. 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:44,252
  3173. Michael>> put it there. Right -
  3174. right fucking there. Right
  3175. there.
  3176.  
  3177. 640
  3178. 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:49,257
  3179. Lee>> what happened from there?
  3180. Just leave her sitting. Come on.
  3181.  
  3182. 641
  3183. 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:51,159
  3184. Michael>> alright, okay. Let me
  3185. get to that.
  3186.  
  3187. 642
  3188. 01:08:51,161 --> 01:08:55,263
  3189. Greg>> I am jealous - I would
  3190. love to hear it.
  3191.  
  3192. 643
  3193. 01:08:55,265 --> 01:09:01,136
  3194. Older Michael narrating>>
  3195. because I was a virgin I could
  3196. no describe what I did with the
  3197. girl.
  3198.  
  3199. 644
  3200. 01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:03,271
  3201. What I described was a
  3202. landscape.
  3203.  
  3204. 645
  3205. 01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:05,173
  3206. Mountains.
  3207.  
  3208. 646
  3209. 01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:07,175
  3210. Fields.
  3211.  
  3212. 647
  3213. 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:09,277
  3214. The things around me.
  3215.  
  3216. 648
  3217. 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:13,281
  3218. I substituted the body of a
  3219. woman for the body of the earth.
  3220.  
  3221. 649
  3222. 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:17,285
  3223. At least that is what I think i
  3224. did.
  3225.  
  3226. 650
  3227. 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:23,658
  3228. We did not know exactly what we
  3229. were saying. But we knew we were
  3230. saying more than what was said.
  3231.  
  3232. 651
  3233. 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:33,301
  3234. Michael >> she wants it so. So i
  3235. gave it to her. You know. I gave
  3236. it to her real hard.
  3237.  
  3238. 652
  3239. 01:09:33,303 --> 01:09:36,604
  3240. You know, real fast. Deep, you
  3241. know.
  3242.  
  3243. 653
  3244. 01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:40,308
  3245. I do not think I could have
  3246. gotten deeper or gone harder.
  3247.  
  3248. 654
  3249. 01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:43,311
  3250. Lee>> ahh, that is the best!
  3251.  
  3252. 655
  3253. 01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:46,314
  3254. Michael>> yeah. And umm,
  3255.  
  3256. 656
  3257. 01:09:46,316 --> 01:09:57,225
  3258. when it was all over - I just
  3259. looked at her and then I left.
  3260.  
  3261. 657
  3262. 01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:14,342
  3263. Greg>> that was a good story,
  3264. man. Yeah, that was great. Look
  3265. at us.
  3266.  
  3267. 658
  3268. 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,744
  3269. Lee>> umm, you guys want another
  3270. cigarette?
  3271.  
  3272. 659
  3273. 01:10:16,746 --> 01:10:19,347
  3274. Michael>> yeah.
  3275. Greg>> it is about time for me.
  3276.  
  3277. 660
  3278. 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:21,916
  3279. Older Michael narrating>> we
  3280. talked into the night.
  3281.  
  3282. 661
  3283. 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:26,354
  3284. Eventually we did hike the five
  3285. miles back into town to call a
  3286. locksmith.
  3287.  
  3288. 662
  3289. 01:10:26,356 --> 01:10:29,657
  3290. But for now we were
  3291. content to sit and smoke.
  3292.  
  3293. 663
  3294. 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:32,660
  3295. Three boys of no particular
  3296. distinction.
  3297.  
  3298. 664
  3299. 01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:39,367
  3300. Elevating as best we could, the
  3301. fragile faith that our lives
  3302. had meaning.
  3303.  
  3304. 665
  3305. 01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:46,374
  3306. Keen narrating>> as much as
  3307. anything ever really happens,
  3308. this really did.
  3309.  
  3310. 666
  3311. 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:55,383
  3312. Keen narrating>> I guess you
  3313. could say I was in that drifting
  3314. phase...
  3315.  
  3316. 667
  3317. 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,585
  3318. You can call it whatever
  3319. you want.
  3320.  
  3321. 668
  3322. 01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:04,392
  3323. Somewhere between dropping out
  3324. of college and the beginning
  3325. of settling down.
  3326.  
  3327. 669
  3328. 01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:09,397
  3329. I was headed home for the
  3330. summer to straighten myself out.
  3331.  
  3332. 670
  3333. 01:11:09,399 --> 01:11:12,400
  3334. But took a detour.
  3335.  
  3336. 671
  3337. 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:19,407
  3338. A couple thousand miles west of
  3339. my intended destination.
  3340.  
  3341. 672
  3342. 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:24,412
  3343. Keen>> I ended up at this house
  3344. in apex, Colorado.
  3345.  
  3346. 673
  3347. 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:24,412
  3348. My buddy clete was there.
  3349.  
  3350. 674
  3351. 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:36,424
  3352. Said he knew this girl that was
  3353. dog sitting for some rich folks
  3354. spending the summer in Scotland
  3355. or something.
  3356.  
  3357. 675
  3358. 01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:44,432
  3359. He said there was a full liquor
  3360. cabinet, stockpile of shrooms
  3361. and a free bed.
  3362.  
  3363. 676
  3364. 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:48,436
  3365. So it seemed worth a pit stop
  3366.  
  3367. 677
  3368. 01:11:54,444 --> 01:12:00,448
  3369. god a lot of people lived in
  3370. that house over the summer.
  3371.  
  3372. 678
  3373. 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:06,954
  3374. It was actually hard to tell
  3375. who did and who did not on any
  3376. particular day.
  3377.  
  3378. 679
  3379. 01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:12,660
  3380. I know, I cannot remember a lot
  3381. of their names.
  3382.  
  3383. 680
  3384. 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:18,466
  3385. Does it matter?
  3386. Well there was barnett.
  3387.  
  3388. 681
  3389. 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:18,466
  3390. Party goer one>> cause she
  3391. fucking squats when she pees.
  3392.  
  3393. 682
  3394. 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:23,671
  3395. Keen narrating>> you know
  3396. barnett was a special kind of
  3397. asshole, you know the type.
  3398.  
  3399. 683
  3400. 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:28,476
  3401. Barnett>> hey, my man!
  3402. Keen narrating>> see it was bad
  3403. to say, considering. But that
  3404. is the truth.
  3405.  
  3406. 684
  3407. 01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:31,846
  3408. Barnett>> I do not know if i
  3409. like white women anymore. I do
  3410. not even know which one to pick.
  3411.  
  3412. 685
  3413. 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:35,783
  3414. You know what I am saying. I was
  3415. thinking about when I was
  3416. throwing rocks at a river.
  3417.  
  3418. 686
  3419. 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:39,854
  3420. Anyway I would like to talk
  3421. to you about it more if you
  3422. got some time. Good shit.
  3423.  
  3424. 687
  3425. 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:53,067
  3426. Clete>> lions go after the
  3427. weak link. Always the baby
  3428. wildebeest, the retarded zebra,
  3429. the gimpy little antelope.
  3430.  
  3431. 688
  3432. 01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:57,505
  3433. Now, based on this evidence,
  3434. what do you think this movie is
  3435. called?
  3436.  
  3437. 689
  3438. 01:12:57,507 --> 01:13:01,509
  3439. "Lion: The noble beast"
  3440.  
  3441. 690
  3442. 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:04,512
  3443. keen>> still talking about that
  3444. fucking movie?
  3445.  
  3446. 691
  3447. 01:13:04,514 --> 01:13:08,516
  3448. Clete>> it is a documentary.
  3449. And it is significant.
  3450.  
  3451. 692
  3452. 01:13:08,518 --> 01:13:14,522
  3453. Keen narrating>> clete was
  3454. full of useful information from
  3455. public television.
  3456.  
  3457. 693
  3458. 01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:17,725
  3459. Clete>> for you. Take them and
  3460. trip in good health.
  3461.  
  3462. 694
  3463. 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:23,731
  3464. Keen narrating>> like the
  3465. cultural importance of baseball,
  3466. or the healing powers of magic
  3467. mushrooms
  3468.  
  3469. 695
  3470. 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:27,001
  3471. or the most effective methods of
  3472. hunting in the desert.
  3473.  
  3474. 696
  3475. 01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:30,438
  3476. See, those were the topics of
  3477. conversation that summer.
  3478.  
  3479. 697
  3480. 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:39,514
  3481. And everyone was engaged in a
  3482. horse race for the dog sitter -
  3483. Lila.
  3484.  
  3485. 698
  3486. 01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,557
  3487. Lila>> you looking for
  3488. something?
  3489.  
  3490. 699
  3491. 01:13:49,559 --> 01:13:52,560
  3492. Keen>> yeah, just some water.
  3493.  
  3494. 700
  3495. 01:13:52,562 --> 01:13:56,564
  3496. Lila>> you are in the wrong
  3497. place, buddy.
  3498.  
  3499. 701
  3500. 01:13:56,566 --> 01:14:03,438
  3501. Whiskey and ice. It is my
  3502. specialty. Plus, it is all we
  3503. got left, so.
  3504.  
  3505. 702
  3506. 01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:13,581
  3507. Keen narrating>> stu, nice guy,
  3508. had a flare or the near
  3509. overdose.
  3510.  
  3511. 703
  3512. 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,583
  3513. Keen>> what is up with him?
  3514.  
  3515. 704
  3516. 01:14:15,585 --> 01:14:20,588
  3517. Lila>> been like that or hours.
  3518. We do not know if it is drugs or
  3519. something
  3520.  
  3521. 705
  3522. 01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:24,592
  3523. keen>> or something? What do you
  3524. mean or something?
  3525.  
  3526. 706
  3527. 01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:31,632
  3528. Lila>> I do not know. A million
  3529. things.
  3530.  
  3531. 707
  3532. 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:36,604
  3533. Lila>> you bastards.
  3534.  
  3535. 708
  3536. 01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:42,677
  3537. Keen>> I think we are all
  3538. bastards and saints. Just
  3539. depends on the day.
  3540.  
  3541. 709
  3542. 01:14:46,615 --> 01:14:51,486
  3543. Lila>> you are quite profound
  3544. for someone from Ohio.
  3545.  
  3546. 710
  3547. 01:14:54,623 --> 01:15:04,499
  3548. Keen narrating>> the way I saw
  3549. it I had two options. Turn tail
  3550. and head for home. Or throw my
  3551. hat in the ring.
  3552.  
  3553. 711
  3554. 01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:54,181
  3555. Keen narrating>> I mean,
  3556. what would you do?
  3557.  
  3558. 712
  3559. 01:16:02,691 --> 01:16:09,597
  3560. Keen narrating>> you cannot just
  3561. sit next to a girl and expect
  3562. her to unfold her life to you
  3563.  
  3564. 713
  3565. 01:16:09,599 --> 01:16:13,668
  3566. like it is a shirt she is asking
  3567. you to wear.
  3568.  
  3569. 714
  3570. 01:16:15,871 --> 01:16:22,944
  3571. You have to show her that you
  3572. are giving something up in order
  3573. to talk to her.
  3574.  
  3575. 715
  3576. 01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:32,053
  3577. I am telling you, man. If you
  3578. want to get to the really
  3579. good stories, you have to make
  3580. an effort.
  3581.  
  3582. 716
  3583. 01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,355
  3584. Lila >> high school,
  3585. the lady friend.
  3586.  
  3587. 717
  3588. 01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:38,292
  3589. Keen>> uhh, what do you want
  3590. to know?
  3591. Lila>> I want to know it
  3592. all.
  3593.  
  3594. 718
  3595. 01:16:38,294 --> 01:16:43,731
  3596. Keen>> she was not especially
  3597. beautiful, but she was amazing
  3598. to talk to
  3599.  
  3600. 719
  3601. 01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:43,731
  3602. lila>> so you never saw her
  3603. again?
  3604.  
  3605. 720
  3606. 01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:54,742
  3607. Keen>> I kind of lost track of
  3608. her. But I did see her, yeah, at
  3609. our ten year reunion. Yeah.
  3610.  
  3611. 721
  3612. 01:16:54,744 --> 01:17:01,616
  3613. Lila>> you went to your ten
  3614. year reunion...
  3615. Keen>> yeah I did. Why?
  3616.  
  3617. 722
  3618. 01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:09,624
  3619. Lila>> no reason. I do not
  3620. know.
  3621. Keen>> okay.
  3622.  
  3623. 723
  3624. 01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:19,634
  3625. Keen>> anyways she, she is
  3626. married to some guy who works
  3627. for NASA. Yeah.
  3628. Lila>> fuck.
  3629.  
  3630. 724
  3631. 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:26,073
  3632. Keen>> they already had a kid.
  3633. And another one on the way.
  3634. Lila>> wow.
  3635.  
  3636. 725
  3637. 01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:32,680
  3638. Keen>> yeah. The whole time i
  3639. kept thinking about how crazy
  3640. she used to be for me, you
  3641. know?
  3642.  
  3643. 726
  3644. 01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:38,285
  3645. How it could have been my
  3646. kid, calling me daddy.
  3647.  
  3648. 727
  3649. 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:44,792
  3650. Like somehow I had given up my
  3651. chance to walk on the moon.
  3652.  
  3653. 728
  3654. 01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:50,131
  3655. Lila>> it is not to late you
  3656. know. To walk on the moon.
  3657.  
  3658. 729
  3659. 01:17:50,133 --> 01:17:52,800
  3660. Keen>> nah! I hate flying.
  3661. Always have.
  3662.  
  3663. 730
  3664. 01:17:52,802 --> 01:17:56,804
  3665. Lila>> is that right?
  3666. Keen>> uh huh.
  3667.  
  3668. 731
  3669. 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:03,844
  3670. Barnett >> pussies!
  3671. Pussies! Pussies!
  3672.  
  3673. 732
  3674. 01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:06,947
  3675. Barnett>> you are the
  3676. biggest pussy of them all.
  3677.  
  3678. 733
  3679. 01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:06,947
  3680. Lila>> it is true.
  3681.  
  3682. 734
  3683. 01:18:08,985 --> 01:18:10,818
  3684. Lila>> eww! Fuck you! Fuck you!
  3685.  
  3686. 735
  3687. 01:18:13,056 --> 01:18:15,723
  3688. Keen>> fuck! Oww!
  3689.  
  3690. 736
  3691. 01:18:17,959 --> 01:18:23,698
  3692. Clete >> we can get five cents for these.
  3693. Wanna help me collect them?
  3694.  
  3695. 737
  3696. 01:18:27,836 --> 01:18:30,838
  3697. Clete>> what happened to him?
  3698.  
  3699. 738
  3700. 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:34,842
  3701. Lila>> him or the other one?
  3702.  
  3703. 739
  3704. 01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:37,845
  3705. Clete>> okay. This fucking guy.
  3706.  
  3707. 740
  3708. 01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:02,770
  3709. Clete>> you coming?
  3710.  
  3711. 741
  3712. 01:19:02,772 --> 01:19:05,740
  3713. Keen>> we cannot just leave
  3714. him out here.
  3715.  
  3716. 742
  3717. 01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:10,344
  3718. Clete>> well, wake him up.
  3719.  
  3720. 743
  3721. 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:26,293
  3722. Clete>> Jesus Christ.
  3723.  
  3724. 744
  3725. 01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:31,365
  3726. Clete>> you could damage your
  3727. bladder holding your pee
  3728. that long.
  3729.  
  3730. 745
  3731. 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:47,815
  3732. Keen>> fuck it, now what?
  3733.  
  3734. 746
  3735. 01:19:47,817 --> 01:19:51,819
  3736. Clete>> you are on the
  3737. right track, maybe just
  3738. thinking a little too small.
  3739.  
  3740. 747
  3741. 01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:55,923
  3742. Keen>> fuck head, come here.
  3743. Grab his arms I got an idea.
  3744.  
  3745. 748
  3746. 01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:58,793
  3747. Clete>> oh shit. Yes sir,
  3748. yes sir.
  3749.  
  3750. 749
  3751. 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:04,832
  3752. Keen>> alright walk this way.
  3753.  
  3754. 750
  3755. 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:09,937
  3756. Keen & clete together>> one,
  3757. two, three!
  3758.  
  3759. 751
  3760. 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:25,419
  3761. Clete>> shit! Barnett wake up
  3762. you bastard! Wake up barnett!
  3763.  
  3764. 752
  3765. 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:33,861
  3766. Clete>> he is fucking around.
  3767.  
  3768. 753
  3769. 01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:36,831
  3770. Clete>> barnett!
  3771.  
  3772. 754
  3773. 01:20:43,972 --> 01:20:43,971
  3774. Clete>> oh fuck!
  3775.  
  3776. 755
  3777. 01:20:55,984 --> 01:21:04,992
  3778. Clete>> it is some consolation
  3779. that he was an asshole.
  3780.  
  3781. 756
  3782. 01:21:04,994 --> 01:21:08,996
  3783. Clete>> but - what are you going
  3784. to tell Lila?
  3785.  
  3786. 757
  3787. 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:13,868
  3788. Keen>> nothing. We are not
  3789. telling Lila anything.
  3790.  
  3791. 758
  3792. 01:21:25,013 --> 01:21:32,019
  3793. Lila>> I cannot believe this.
  3794. Who dies??
  3795.  
  3796. 759
  3797. 01:21:32,021 --> 01:21:36,023
  3798. Keen>> can you not say it like
  3799. that.
  3800.  
  3801. 760
  3802. 01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:39,026
  3803. Lila>> like what?
  3804.  
  3805. 761
  3806. 01:21:39,028 --> 01:21:43,597
  3807. Clete>> of all the days to run
  3808. out of fucking alcohol!
  3809.  
  3810. 762
  3811. 01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:50,905
  3812. Lila>> did you check his pulse?
  3813.  
  3814. 763
  3815. 01:21:53,275 --> 01:21:56,343
  3816. Keen>> yeah.
  3817.  
  3818. 764
  3819. 01:22:04,052 --> 01:22:15,562
  3820. Lila>> do not tell stu. Do not
  3821. fucking tell anyone.
  3822.  
  3823. 765
  3824. 01:22:22,971 --> 01:22:26,040
  3825. Lila >> promise me.
  3826.  
  3827. 766
  3828. 01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:33,080
  3829. Lila>> promise me!
  3830.  
  3831. 767
  3832. 01:22:33,082 --> 01:22:35,950
  3833. Keen>> I promise.
  3834.  
  3835. 768
  3836. 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:25,132
  3837. Keen narrating>> I do not think
  3838. Lila had any second thoughts
  3839. about being my girlfriend.
  3840.  
  3841. 769
  3842. 01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:37,011
  3843. I did not. But you know how it
  3844. is, you fall in love, you
  3845. cannot see beyond it.
  3846.  
  3847. 770
  3848. 01:23:40,382 --> 01:23:50,457
  3849. I guess that is where time,
  3850. it just, gets away from you.
  3851.  
  3852. 771
  3853. 01:24:46,214 --> 01:24:50,084
  3854. Keen>> is that shit or vomit?
  3855.  
  3856. 772
  3857. 01:24:54,223 --> 01:24:58,092
  3858. Clete>> this is damnation
  3859. territory.
  3860.  
  3861. 773
  3862. 01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:07,101
  3863. Keen>> I may have had something
  3864. to do with that.
  3865.  
  3866. 774
  3867. 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:27,121
  3868. Stu>> should someone say a few
  3869. words?
  3870.  
  3871. 775
  3872. 01:25:34,262 --> 01:25:43,904
  3873. Clete>> okay. Rest in peace.
  3874. Umm, yeah. Amen.
  3875.  
  3876. 776
  3877. 01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:52,146
  3878. Clete>> okay. Rest in peace.
  3879. Umm, yeah. Amen.
  3880.  
  3881. 777
  3882. 01:26:15,303 --> 01:26:20,307
  3883. Keen>> I think you should run
  3884. some water.
  3885.  
  3886. 778
  3887. 01:26:20,309 --> 01:26:31,318
  3888. Lila>> there is an idea.
  3889.  
  3890. 779
  3891. 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:35,189
  3892. Keen>> that is my shirt you
  3893. know.
  3894.  
  3895. 780
  3896. 01:26:49,837 --> 01:26:54,908
  3897. Keen>> wanna get married?
  3898.  
  3899. 781
  3900. 01:27:01,349 --> 01:27:06,220
  3901. Lila>> my parents float me
  3902. some money every couple months.
  3903.  
  3904. 782
  3905. 01:27:07,355 --> 01:27:11,225
  3906. Lila>> that could pay for
  3907. our marriage certificate.
  3908.  
  3909. 783
  3910. 01:27:24,372 --> 01:27:28,242
  3911. Lila>> do you have any savings?
  3912.  
  3913. 784
  3914. 01:27:32,281 --> 01:27:37,251
  3915. Keen>> do not worry I will buy
  3916. you a big old ring.
  3917.  
  3918. 785
  3919. 01:28:06,414 --> 01:28:12,419
  3920. Lila>> I guess I could go back
  3921. to waitressing.
  3922.  
  3923. 786
  3924. 01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:16,290
  3925. Keen>> yeah, that would be good.
  3926.  
  3927. 787
  3928. 01:29:07,041 --> 01:29:11,478
  3929. Keen>> good morning, sir.
  3930.  
  3931. 788
  3932. 01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:17,484
  3933. Sheriff>> morning - I hate
  3934. to bother you. But your wife
  3935. came by.
  3936.  
  3937. 789
  3938. 01:29:17,486 --> 01:29:21,488
  3939. Sheriff>> said you murdered a
  3940. man?
  3941.  
  3942. 790
  3943. 01:29:21,490 --> 01:29:24,491
  3944. Keen narrating>>I mean it was
  3945. perfect.
  3946.  
  3947. 791
  3948. 01:29:24,493 --> 01:29:29,496
  3949. Keen narrating>>down to my damn
  3950. underwear. Glass of whiskey in
  3951. my hand.
  3952.  
  3953. 792
  3954. 01:29:29,498 --> 01:29:34,501
  3955. I just looked at him and said -
  3956. i would not call it murder.
  3957.  
  3958. 793
  3959. 01:29:34,503 --> 01:29:39,573
  3960. I realize now that was a slip.
  3961.  
  3962. 794
  3963. 01:29:41,876 --> 01:29:45,946
  3964. It is never easy to know what to
  3965. say in the moment, is it?
  3966.  
  3967. 795
  3968. 01:30:04,532 --> 01:30:08,402
  3969. You know, there is one last
  3970. thing that I remember.
  3971.  
  3972. 796
  3973. 01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:18,779
  3974. So all the dogs in town, they
  3975. were barking at us when we
  3976. arrived that first night.
  3977.  
  3978. 797
  3979. 01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:23,450
  3980. Not knowing what we were getting
  3981. into.
  3982.  
  3983. 798
  3984. 01:30:23,452 --> 01:30:35,629
  3985. That I would murder a man.
  3986. Manslaughter a dog.
  3987. And fall in love.
  3988.  
  3989. 799
  3990. 01:30:35,631 --> 01:30:38,698
  3991. Despite what you might think.
  3992.  
  3993. 800
  3994. 01:30:42,570 --> 01:30:52,612
  3995. Those fucking dogs. They would
  3996. not stop barking. What do you
  3997. think that means??
  3998.  
  3999. 801
  4000. 01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:59,486
  4001. Those fucking dogs. They would
  4002. not stop barking. What do you
  4003. think that means??
  4004.  
  4005. 802
  4006. 01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:14,100
  4007. Narrator>> some character will
  4008. complain that his nowhere life
  4009. is everyone else fault.
  4010.  
  4011. 803
  4012. 01:31:14,102 --> 01:31:18,638
  4013. All you have to do is sit on
  4014. the wrong stool.
  4015.  
  4016. 804
  4017. 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:24,144
  4018. To get the good stories
  4019. you have to make an effort.
  4020.  
  4021. 805
  4022. 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:29,216
  4023. You have to live them.
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