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- I used to be a consolefag
- With shitty framerates, tons of lag
- I was content with only 30FPS
- I had to pay a subscription
- I had to play without any form of modding
- Sitting here playing with some random guys
- I get my mic to strategize
- And soon my ears are atomized and then I switch it off again
- If you need me
- I'll be playing
- With no voice chat
- You can talk, but I probably won't hear you
- Because it's loud with the voice chat on
- (For heaven's sake, it's really loud with the voice chat on)
- You'll be okay
- If you're fine with
- All the squeakers
- Strategize and I probably won't hear you
- Because it's loud with the voice chat on
- And soon I started feeling bored
- I got some hardware from the store
- I built a box that runs a hundred-twenty frames
- You've got your very own server
- I've got some mods from the workshop on the steam page
- Maybe if I can buy some extra keys
- I'll do a giveaway on /v/
- And chat with gamers just like me
- Oh fuck my ears have been destroyed
- If you need me
- I'll be playing
- With no voice chat
- You can talk, but I probably won't hear you
- Because it's loud with the voice chat on
- (For heaven's sake, it's really loud with the voice chat on)
- You'll be okay
- If you're fine with
- All the screamers
- Strategize and I probably won't hear you
- Because it's loud with the voice chat on
- I like the PC port that's better than the other one
- Cause the console one's not as good
- They really need to put a mod there
- Cause it isn't hard
- Because this game is not hard
- And when it's time to close the game
- There's no escaping from my shame
- I look around and I recall my life is shit
- ("And today, Gabe Newell came up with an idea for getting money from the Dota audience. The game has been named Artifact. "It might seem shitty," says...")
- I guess I'm getting a job soon
- I'm guessing I won't have any time for vidya
- ("An unidentified man went berserk last night, unleashing a can of mace into a crowded game store...")
- Then I go back to /v/ to clear my head
- I find a comfy waifu thread
- But suddenly the thread is dead
- They argued whether traps are gay
- If you need me
- I'll be posting
- In a new thread
- Call my Skype, but I'll probably ignore you
- Because it's loud with the voice chat on
- (For heaven's sake, it's really loud with the voice chat on)
- You'll be okay
- If you're fine with
- All the shitposts
- Start a game and I probably won't join you
- Because it's loud with the voice chat on.
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