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- /magia/
- Set best conditions manually, unless super subs.
- Corners LB to right
- Corners RB to Left
- Sub for best conditions on 65
- SUPER SUBS PLAYERS, sub them in on 65, unless their conditions are below normal.
- 6 Bullets *rolls 6* <---should always be the first choice in subbing
- Idol Rena-Chan
- Memepress on +2
- /vocaloid/
- nothin
- /uma/
- MURIIIII is suspended
- Rule 1: NEVER play Hana-san. NEVER. If Trainer-san can't be the GK, put Urara in the net.
- 2: Sub best conditions in otherwise. Disregard the lower ratings on some of the non-medals, best conditions in. Left DMF left corner, right DMF right corner.
- Play whichever preset you like/want.
- Sub the three non-medal midfielders at 65'.
- /hlg/
- Pre-Game:
- >Preset 2, make sure auto preset change is turned off.
- >Auto-Lineup by Ability.
- >"Akasupa Void" the right SS.
- >"Akasupa Void" on Right Corners.
- >"The Narrative" on Left Corners.
- >Auto Mentalities should be turned off.
- Game:
- AT ANY TIME BEFORE HALF: If losing by 2, Switch to Preset 3.
- AT HALF: If losing, Switch to Preset 3.
- AT ANY TIME AFTER HALF: If losing, Switch to Preset 3.
- AT 70 (aka plus 2 time): subs by most tired non-medals (3).
- Post-Game:
- If we win play this on stream before victory anthem:
- https://files.catbox.moe/9o7dag.mp4
- /mancrim/
- First of all, flip a coin
- If it's heads, use Preset 1
- If it's tails, use Preset 2
- Manually substitute the best conditioned player for GK, LB, CB and RWF(if preset 1)
- Following that, check who has the best condition out of Hot My Mom Is Gay, Command A Hispanic, I'm Dead, Outrageous Capoeira, Bomb Shibata and Fingered at 90+8'
- If it's Hot, My Mom Is Gay, Command A Hispanic, I'm Dead or Outrageous Capoeira; put them in at DMF
- If it's Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8'; move A Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DMF, Bruno Fernandes to CMF and put them in at AMF
- Make sure that the LB is on the right corner and that both CBs and the DMF is set to join the attack.
- Subs at 65':
- If the team is not winning, go to Preset 3 and sub Nickelodeon Foot Fellow (or Asian Teen? Good if he better condition and on the bench) in at CF [if Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8' started, swap Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DM and Bruno Fernandes to CM before subbing the CF]. Following that, sub the RWF and the most tired non-medal
- If not, sub the 3 most tired non-medals if the team is on preset 1 and the 2 most tired non-medals if the team is on preset 2.
- /San Marino/
- nothing
- /watchmen/
- Start on Preset 1.
- Ask opponent if they would like to be perma +2 for the entire match. Instructions will not differ either way
- Sub by ability for the DMFs, the non medal CB, and ONE of the bronze CBs, both bronze CBs cannot be on the field to start the game.
- DO NOT SUB IN ANY OF THESE PLAYERS PRE GAME: RRAAARRL, Consensual Rape.
- Line up should look like the following:
- -77 RWF and LWF
- -Gold CF
- -3 77 DMFs
- -77 FBs
- -one 77 CB
- -one bronze CB
- -GK.
- When game begins put us on +2.
- At half time put us on preset 2
- When the time reaches 65 it is time for subs. Please sub the following players:
- -77 CB OUT for bench bronze CB
- -left SS out for RRAAARRL
- -right SS out for Consensual Rape.
- If by some crazy reason one of my WFs cannot play because of cards or injury play a 77 height abuse DMF in its place.
- /banter F.C./
- Starting Lineup:
- Use own discretion, outside of goalkeeper.
- First game: Cheers, Sons Crying
- If first game is a win, for second game play Cheers, Sons Fucking Buzzing
- If Banter have qualified for knockouts after the first two games, play Cheers, Sons Wanked Himself Into A Coma
- If Banter lose, play Cheers, Sons Crying
- Meme Subs:
- If EDM Plays is playing, and Banter begin to lose, immediately sub in EDM Continues for EDM Plays.
- If Banter are winning and the game is in the 90+ minute, sub in "Tonight, The Suicide Has Been Cancelled"
- If Banter start winning by 2, sub in "Tonight, The Suicide Has Been Cancelled".
- If there are no subs for the above, loudly declare that "Tonight, the suicide has been cancelled."
- Subs at 69 always, if winning, make sure you have a sub free for the Suicide joke.
- If AkinfenwaLAD isn't playing, sub him in at 69.
- +2 aggression if losing by more than 2.
- Live, laugh, love.
- /100oj/
- Roll a die between 1-3 for presets. After selecting a preset, go to attack settings and go from Center to Wide. Sub best condition in, fix corners after subs (Leftmost non-medal CMF taking both left and right kicks).
- Ball should be "Marie Poppo's Popping Off" or something like that.
- Subs at 70'.
- /dinergate/
- nothing
- /dangeru/
- nothing
- /dg/
- -Rotate Kits (Game 1/Kit 1 ETC)
- -Any Scifi stadium or innawoods if possible
- -If possible, use the Fat From Strength ball (Should look like a big orange blob.)
- -START on preset 1 with default loadout. Which should be:
- --ATK: Counter, Long, Center, Flex, 7
- --DEF: Frontline, Middle, Aggressive, 5, 6
- --Advanced: Centering Targets, Swarm the Box
- -Line up by ability
- -START the game at +1
- -At Halftime, REGARDLESS OF SCORE, Switch to Preset 3
- -Subs by conditions at 70'
- /wc/
- sub in best conditions manually with the following stipulations:
- the better condition of waitforit.mp4 and LOLTNA has to start in middle CB spot, and the center CB has to be set on join the attack
- subs at 60 most tired nonmedals, making sure if the center CB gets subbed it is for the correct other CB
- /umvc3/
- nothing
- /mugen/
- Instructions for /mugen/:
- In the rare case that /wc/ wins their match:
- -Put in best conditions, subs at 65 and start on +2.
- Otherwise:
- -Do not sub at the start except for putting Canadian Damage in, activate +2 and double gegen from the start.
- /ihmc/
- nothing
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