Carl: I need a goat of special qualities, and i heard that you were the man to contact.
Gordon: Yes, I do breed goats for a living, and they are special
Carl: Good. I will take 3 of the goats
Gordon: ok, so that comes out to a total of 15,000$
Carl: I will only give you 12,000. Take it or no deal.
Gordon: Very well, you will receive 3 goats of special talent for a discounted price of 12,000$

(Gordon goes into his lab to create the genes for his genetically engineered slave goats)

Gordon: Ok, so i take some of that chemical, and mix it with another goats DNA…
Goat: Baa
Gordon: Ok, i didn't mess up. lets add this other chemical… see what happens
Goat:BAAAA!

(The goat then proceeds to bite Gordon in the arm, causing him to bleed)

Gordon: Stupid goat! Now where did I keep those bandaids?
Goat: Baa(Points foot at cabinet)

(Gordon walks to the cabinet)

Gordon: There it is, i wondered where it had gone. Wait a minute, the goat just correctly told me where it was! My experiment worked!

(The next day Carl comes in to Gordon's secret shop.

Carl: Where are my goat slaves, I asked for 3 of the beasts!
Gordon: Coming. Wait i am coming in, be right there.
Carl: So, where are my goats?
Gordon:(to goats) Come on out goats!

(3 little lambs walk out into the scene)

Goat 1: Baa?
Goat 2: Baa
Goat 1: Baa!

(Goat 1 runs behind the scene)

Gordon: Forgive him, he is a little shy about meeting new people.
Carl: Thats ok. as long as he is soft and warm I an=m fine

(Goat 3 pushes Goat 1 with his head)

Goat 3: Baa.. Baa?
Goat 1: Baa.