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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- ♪ You'll recall my name ♪
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- ♪ When everybody starts to see ♪
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- ♪ The blazing sun ♪
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- ♪ Did you really
- see the way they ♪
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- ♪ All dropped and asked
- that question why ♪
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- 00:00:43,617 --> 00:00:44,684
- ♪ Boom boom, bang bang, pow ♪
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- 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:46,819
- ♪ Here it comes again ♪
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- 00:00:46,887 --> 00:00:48,389
- ♪ Can't stop the way it flows ♪
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- 00:00:48,455 --> 00:00:53,428
- ♪ It never knows why it goes ♪
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- 00:00:53,961 --> 00:00:56,696
- ♪ Time is free ♪
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- 00:00:56,763 --> 00:01:00,400
- ♪ Time is free ♪
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- ♪ You've been there to take
- the time to look on out ♪
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- 00:01:03,704 --> 00:01:08,575
- ♪ You've been there to take
- the time to stop it once ♪
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- 00:01:08,641 --> 00:01:11,845
- ♪ That's the place
- where we all go ♪
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- 00:01:11,911 --> 00:01:15,315
- ♪ I don't know why we do it ♪
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- 00:01:15,382 --> 00:01:19,086
- ♪ Never any reason
- to be not free ♪
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- Stop it!
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- Stop it!
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- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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- Cut, cut, stop, please stop.
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- - Please, please stop!
- - Come on, man!
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- What happened?
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- 00:02:01,729 --> 00:02:03,063
- - What'd you say?
- - What happened?
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- I tell you something.
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- 00:02:04,263 --> 00:02:06,366
- You still haven't played
- the chord right yet.
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- 00:02:06,434 --> 00:02:08,034
- Well, what did I do wrong?
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- It's what'd you do right?
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- I'm telling you,
- please y'all go home.
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- 00:02:12,773 --> 00:02:16,644
- I tell you, Bartholomew,
- band room, pronto.
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- Think you've gone
- a little tone deaf.
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- A-E-G flat?
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- I thought that was what I did.
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- Huh, if I had a dime for
- every time I heard that,
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- we could actually have
- dog racing in here.
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- Good to see you, man.
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- What's up?
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- Okay.
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- Okay, three, two, one.
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- Where was that 10 minutes ago?
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- That was actually D-F-G.
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- 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:10,283
- Well, aren't you a
- little Jim Hendrix.
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- Who?
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- 00:05:12,151 --> 00:05:14,120
- Big Dick, your
- sister's on line one.
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- What does she want?
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- Something about money.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm still waiting
- for that money.
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- 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:36,275
- What the hell
- you need money for?
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- The same reason I
- call you every month.
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- It's not the 30th yet.
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- You're right, you're
- right, it's the second.
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- I'm not covering again
- for you this time.
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- Don't you hang up on me.
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- - I'm on my way.
- - Get your butt down here.
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- Magnolia, attention.
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- Patrons and staff, go home.
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- The reasons have yet
- to be determined.
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- And more than anything,
- have a nice day.
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- Chill out.
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- You all right?
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- I'm okay.
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- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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- ♪ They look my way
- and every time ♪
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- 00:07:34,895 --> 00:07:36,329
- ♪ They just seem to say ♪
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- ♪ He's just looking
- for a woman ♪
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- ♪ He's just looking for
- a pretty, pretty woman ♪
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- Oh, mister, mister, mister.
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- Mister, mister, I think you know
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- you're not supposed
- to park here.
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- It's okay, junior, I'm
- an officer of the law.
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- Sir, you don't look
- like much of a cop.
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- If my boss comes around here,
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- he's gonna get real upset.
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- Son, do you want
- to go to jail?
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- No, sir.
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- If there's anything I learned,
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- you don't dig for water
- under the outhouse.
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- Shit!
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- Get along, little doggy.
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- Whoa, Daisy.
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- Sorry, we don't sell
- wheelchairs here.
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- Might want to start
- after I break your legs.
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- Oh, hold on here,
- I'm just funning ya.
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- I'm just trying to help an
- old man out with his problems.
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- Step aside, cowboy.
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- Oh come on, Dicky,
- you and I both know
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- what the problem is.
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- We know you're not
- gonna be able to keep
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- the lights running at Magnolia
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- unless you and me team up.
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- Now's the perfect time.
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- 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:01,114
- And it's gonna happen
- one way or the other.
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- 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,482
- We could take that old place,
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- turn it upside down,
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- make it shine like a Texas star.
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- Hells fire, look what
- I did with my ranch.
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- I bought that old rundown
- Pizza Pizza parlor
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- and turned it into the
- destination for Mobile.
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- 00:09:15,996 --> 00:09:17,798
- Well hell, I got
- kiddies coming up here
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- just to ride the horses.
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- And I'll tell you
- something else, partner.
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- The people in town
- look up to me.
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- Come on, don't you want to see
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- Mak's Greyhound
- Park shine again?
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- You know, fruitcake and
- play your band practice
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- as long as you want.
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- And just leave the
- hard work up to me.
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- I'll give you credit, Mak,
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- 00:09:40,554 --> 00:09:44,891
- but Pizza Pizza was less
- than a mile away from me.
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- Now I gotta go to Possum
- Grape to get good pizza.
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- And hey, I like my pizza.
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- And secondly,
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- never, ever
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- mention my guitar player
- Bart in front of me again.
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- 00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:03,544
- Well, hold up.
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- What the heck are
- you doing, Richard?
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- I haven't seen or
- talked to you in months.
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- 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:21,862
- And from the looks of it,
- if I didn't keep your books,
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- you'd still be reading
- palms and doing magic shows.
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- You don't have to worry
- about doing the books anymore.
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- Why?
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- Are you broke?
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- 00:10:32,705 --> 00:10:34,074
- Are you gambling again?
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- You're the
- accountant, you tell me.
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- 00:10:37,544 --> 00:10:40,112
- Well you haven't exactly been
- diligent with your spending.
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- Don't hassle
- me, please, woman.
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- You asked.
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- 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:44,351
- It's rhetorical, you know?
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- I know where my investments are.
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- 00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:49,289
- I wouldn't exactly call
- that stage an investment.
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- 00:10:49,356 --> 00:10:51,357
- Is this place an investment?
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- Don't start with my marriage.
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- What would Dad say if
- he saw you like this?
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- 00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:00,034
- That's a whole
- other conversation.
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- 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,271
- Richard, I'm still
- willing to help you.
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- 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,841
- I'll figure it out.
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- Okay fine, you figure it out.
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- 00:11:10,644 --> 00:11:12,612
- 'Cause I'm pretty sure
- if you don't, Mak will.
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- That will never happen!
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- 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,584
- Why don't you just
- ask College for help?
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- 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,920
- College is outta
- down and old Dicky can
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- 00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:23,155
- take care of himself
- as he always does.
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- That's the response
- I was afraid of.
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- I'll tell you, this
- big cat has nine lives.
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- He's used seven of them up.
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- Hey, little Dick.
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- 00:12:26,486 --> 00:12:28,054
- How has your day been?
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- By the looks of your litter box,
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- it's been similar to mine.
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- 00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:37,196
- What in the world you been into?
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- 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,601
- That old ham on the counter?
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- Don't worry, Daisy.
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- Daisy is afraid
- that, once again,
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- one of our used cars is
- gonna be out of a job.
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- A car will never
- replace a horse,
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- 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:04,256
- unless it's one of
- Mak's fine used cars.
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- 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:06,258
- Come on down where the
- price is always right
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- 00:13:06,325 --> 00:13:07,359
- and the customer's always right.
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- I'm giving the cars away.
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- 00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:14,034
- I'm crazy, as crazy as you'll
- be about our great offers.
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- Be a star, buy a car from
- Mak's Used Car Ranch.
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- 00:13:17,636 --> 00:13:21,306
- Yippee!
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- 00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:57,710
- What the hell
- are you doing, boy?
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- 00:13:57,776 --> 00:14:00,213
- My God, Dick, what
- have you been doing?
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- 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,415
- I leave for a few months.
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- 00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,251
- Place is complete disaster.
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- 00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:09,254
- Grab me some old rare
- wine over there, you know?
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- 00:14:09,322 --> 00:14:11,791
- And hey man, it's good
- to see you, College.
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- 00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,160
- You old grit eater.
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- Dick.
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- I just spoke with your sister.
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- I'm a little confused.
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- 00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,503
- She said you're out of money.
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- 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,171
- Is this true or false?
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- 00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:27,107
- That's false.
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- 00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:31,612
- It's true.
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- Before I left,
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- 00:14:34,613 --> 00:14:37,617
- didn't you say you were
- gonna invest in slot machines
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- 00:14:37,684 --> 00:14:40,752
- and other profitable ways
- of electronic gaming?
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- 00:14:40,819 --> 00:14:42,054
- Yes.
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- 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,524
- And now, Mak is interested
- in buying out Magnolia,
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- 00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:46,126
- and he'll probably be able to
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- 'cause you haven't
- been listening
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- 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,429
- to anything I've
- been telling you.
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- 00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:51,530
- We gotta do something.
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- 00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:52,800
- Do you not realize that?
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- 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,135
- Or do you want to just hand
- the keys over to Mak right now?
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- 00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:57,703
- You're right as usual,
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- 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,439
- you Southern, grit
- eating, pencil neck geek.
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- 00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:01,708
- What can we do?
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- 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:02,742
- Well the first thing,
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- 00:15:02,809 --> 00:15:04,511
- we gotta change
- this business model.
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- 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:05,911
- There's no way around it.
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- 00:15:05,978 --> 00:15:07,080
- Never worked.
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- 00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:09,749
- From what I hear,
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- 00:15:09,815 --> 00:15:12,518
- the only way you've ever
- turned a profit in this place
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- 00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:13,319
- is from derby.
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- 00:15:13,386 --> 00:15:14,853
- So it's what we have to do,
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- 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,256
- even if we don't have time.
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- 00:15:17,324 --> 00:15:18,492
- We have to have a derby.
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- 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,828
- Remember those great
- days at Magnolia?
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- 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,229
- Yes.
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- 00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:25,831
- I want to bring it back.
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- 00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:28,535
- Get it back to
- the St. Jon class.
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- 00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:30,270
- You remember those days?
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- 00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:31,205
- Remember.
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- 00:15:32,671 --> 00:15:34,306
- Look at
- Leotard right there.
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- 00:15:34,373 --> 00:15:35,440
- How many races?
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- 00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:36,876
- 27.
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- 00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,912
- That's what I
- want to get back to.
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- 00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:40,412
- I mean, now the place,
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- 00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:43,116
- it reeks of cats
- and old corn dogs.
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- 00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:46,218
- I can get the local
- press to come.
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- 00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:48,255
- We can have a news conference.
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- 00:15:49,389 --> 00:15:52,892
- You're just gonna have
- to meet me halfway.
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- 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,396
- We need to open up our
- options to investors.
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- 00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:57,798
- You know, just...
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- This is the part
- you're probably sort of
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- might not like.
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- 00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:08,208
- Just, you know, hear me out
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- 00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:11,376
- before you throw anything, okay?
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- 00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:12,779
- Hmm.
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- 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,280
- Mak has agreed to help sponsor
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- 00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:17,217
- the promotional
- coverage as long as you
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- 00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:19,552
- mention his used car
- ranch a few times
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- 00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:21,787
- and you put a promotional
- banner behind you.
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- 00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:24,724
- There's no other way.
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- 00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:27,492
- Without anybody here
- for the big race,
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- 00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:30,229
- we just, we don't
- stand a chance.
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- 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:35,235
- No investor's gonna
- invest in this place,
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- 00:16:35,301 --> 00:16:36,536
- I can tell you that now.
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- 00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:40,807
- Vicky can convince Mak the
- promotions are worth 30 grand.
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- 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,644
- Let's do a charity car wash.
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- You'll wear a bikini?
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- 00:16:46,578 --> 00:16:49,881
- If Mak isn't
- involved, sign me up.
- 237
- 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:51,050
- No.
- 238
- 00:16:51,117 --> 00:16:53,987
- Listen, I'm gonna take
- the rest of the day.
- 239
- 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,823
- Order new supplies, get
- this place cleaned up.
- 240
- 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,324
- With what money?
- 241
- 00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:02,396
- This money.
- 242
- 00:17:03,729 --> 00:17:04,598
- Huh.
- 243
- 00:17:05,764 --> 00:17:07,733
- Now, would you try and
- get some rest, please?
- 244
- 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,668
- - Just go, just go.
- - Bright and early.
- 245
- 00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:11,671
- Fine, fine.
- 246
- 00:17:16,842 --> 00:17:18,578
- This is unfortunate.
- 247
- 00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:35,560
- What'd it be, boss?
- 248
- 00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:37,463
- Bud Light, and
- keep them coming.
- 249
- 00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:40,233
- - Been there, brother.
- - Yeah.
- 250
- 00:17:41,734 --> 00:17:44,437
- Hey, winners never quit.
- 251
- 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:49,575
- Seven all day, and I've
- still got one more race.
- 252
- 00:17:51,511 --> 00:17:52,177
- Well.
- 253
- 00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:55,581
- You keep up with this cup,
- 254
- 00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:58,918
- and I'll keep refilling it
- 'til you can't stand up.
- 255
- 00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:00,953
- Alrighty, thank
- you, my friend.
- 256
- 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:04,590
- No tipping ass.
- 257
- 00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:13,332
- My man, Keith,
- the baddest man in Mobile.
- 258
- 00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:16,069
- Young blood.
- 259
- 00:18:17,771 --> 00:18:19,838
- So this is what
- it comes down to?
- 260
- 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,073
- Yeah.
- 261
- 00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,008
- Big Dick finally struck out.
- 262
- 00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:25,011
- What happened
- while I was gone?
- 263
- 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:27,446
- We've been losing our
- asses on this new strategy
- 264
- 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:29,014
- he got for picking races.
- 265
- 00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:31,516
- He opens up the books
- and bets on whatever
- 266
- 00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:33,420
- dogs or horses
- the cat pisses on.
- 267
- 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,855
- Genius.
- 268
- 00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:37,357
- Do you know how
- much money we've lost?
- 269
- 00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:38,525
- I don't want to know.
- 270
- 00:18:38,591 --> 00:18:40,659
- Well before, he was
- using a Buffalo nickel
- 271
- 00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:41,727
- and we was rolling.
- 272
- 00:18:42,828 --> 00:18:44,030
- Then the damn cat ate it.
- 273
- 00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:45,298
- A nickel?
- 274
- 00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:47,032
- Yep, took it home, waited
- for it to shit it out,
- 275
- 00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:48,000
- but it never happened.
- 276
- 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,368
- What?
- 277
- 00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:51,370
- It never came out.
- 278
- 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,306
- Must've got lodged
- in his intestines.
- 279
- 00:18:54,441 --> 00:18:55,608
- So the cat's lucky.
- 280
- 00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:58,678
- Exactly, thought it
- would literally piss money.
- 281
- 00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:00,980
- Man's a mess.
- 282
- 00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:02,015
- I leave for a few months,
- 283
- 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,516
- this place is a
- complete disaster.
- 284
- 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:07,086
- At least the bar still
- makes great drinks.
- 285
- 00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:10,624
- You're a good
- young man, College.
- 286
- 00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:12,825
- Hey man, look.
- 287
- 00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:17,062
- Why don't you move to the
- city, get you a good job?
- 288
- 00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:20,098
- You're smarter than
- everybody else around here.
- 289
- 00:19:20,165 --> 00:19:23,436
- 'Cause I made a promise
- and I don't break them.
- 290
- 00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:27,006
- Plus, how would it
- look for a 22 year old
- 291
- 00:19:27,072 --> 00:19:30,142
- to turn a dying business
- into a thriving cash cow?
- 292
- 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,612
- No way he saves this place.
- 293
- 00:19:32,678 --> 00:19:34,513
- Let's not give
- up on him just yet.
- 294
- 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,483
- Keep your head up.
- 295
- 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,019
- All right, right on, brother.
- 296
- 00:19:42,856 --> 00:19:44,424
- Smart young man, yeah.
- 297
- 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,157
- Hi, I'm Veronica
- with Channel Six News,
- 298
- 00:20:52,224 --> 00:20:54,894
- and we're out at the Magnolia
- Greyhound Park today.
- 299
- 00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:56,229
- It is a beautiful day.
- 300
- 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,564
- It's sunny, the skies are clear,
- 301
- 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,932
- and we are just super
- excited to be here.
- 302
- 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,001
- We're waiting on
- Dicky right now,
- 303
- 00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:04,503
- and Mak's about to
- come out as well.
- 304
- 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:07,839
- And we even have Elliott
- the Elk here with us today.
- 305
- 00:21:07,906 --> 00:21:08,840
- Where are you going, Elliott?
- 306
- 00:21:08,907 --> 00:21:09,908
- Oh, here he is.
- 307
- 00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:12,244
- Now don't get fresh,
- Elliott.
- 308
- 00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:13,779
- Chuck.
- 309
- 00:21:13,846 --> 00:21:15,482
- Hey, what's up, College?
- 310
- 00:21:16,648 --> 00:21:18,050
- It's good to see you, man.
- 311
- 00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:20,520
- - Good to see you too.
- - Yeah, man.
- 312
- 00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:21,921
- Is he in there?
- 313
- 00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:24,991
- Yep, for awhile now.
- 314
- 00:21:25,058 --> 00:21:26,059
- He came out three times,
- 315
- 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:28,595
- but he went right
- back in the bathroom.
- 316
- 00:21:29,729 --> 00:21:32,032
- Man, he's got the
- shakes real bad.
- 317
- 00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:35,800
- Huh, probably
- was out all night.
- 318
- 00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:37,236
- Sure looks like it.
- 319
- 00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:50,883
- Hi, hi, I'm Veronica.
- 320
- 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:52,018
- We're at Magnolia.
- 321
- 00:21:53,619 --> 00:21:55,655
- Hi, I'm, hi, I'm Veronica.
- 322
- 00:22:04,163 --> 00:22:06,632
- The hell's the elk
- doing over there?
- 323
- 00:22:06,698 --> 00:22:09,034
- - Elkington's the new sponsor.
- - Who are these, who are they?
- 324
- 00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:11,636
- We gotta do something about
- those cavalier kitties.
- 325
- 00:22:11,703 --> 00:22:13,239
- I'm telling you.
- 326
- 00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:15,008
- Relax, just...
- 327
- 00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:16,943
- Relax.
- 328
- 00:22:18,011 --> 00:22:18,677
- Big Dick.
- 329
- 00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,013
- Remember to say Mak's...
- 330
- 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,348
- - I got it, I got it.
- - Used Car Ranch.
- 331
- 00:22:23,415 --> 00:22:25,585
- I got it.
- 332
- 00:22:25,652 --> 00:22:27,253
- I love the billboard.
- 333
- 00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:28,253
- Yeah, they did a good job.
- 334
- 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,688
- It looks a lot like you.
- 335
- 00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:34,660
- Well, not as flattering as
- I like to see, but it's there.
- 336
- 00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:42,267
- Good morning.
- 337
- 00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:52,779
- Friends, colleagues, mascots.
- 338
- 00:22:54,047 --> 00:22:57,883
- I stand before you
- today a broken man.
- 339
- 00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:00,251
- This fine establishment
- 340
- 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:03,888
- has been in the St. Jon
- family for over 30 years,
- 341
- 00:23:03,955 --> 00:23:07,593
- and as served as the premier
- dog track in the state.
- 342
- 00:23:08,794 --> 00:23:11,696
- This Saturday, we will host
- 343
- 00:23:11,763 --> 00:23:15,934
- what could be the
- final Magnolia Derby.
- 344
- 00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:18,171
- As some of you might have heard,
- 345
- 00:23:19,271 --> 00:23:23,710
- this place has fallen
- on hard times and
- 346
- 00:23:25,377 --> 00:23:28,313
- will be repossessed
- before you know it.
- 347
- 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:33,586
- Next week, the sun may very
- well rise over Magnolia Park,
- 348
- 00:23:34,721 --> 00:23:36,989
- but where will you
- be when it does?
- 349
- 00:23:37,056 --> 00:23:38,991
- Will you be on Planet Earth?
- 350
- 00:23:39,058 --> 00:23:40,358
- Okay, well thank you guys
- 351
- 00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:43,361
- - for coming out and...
- - You pencil neck geek!
- 352
- 00:23:43,428 --> 00:23:45,330
- Thank you to
- Mak's Used Car Ranch
- 353
- 00:23:45,397 --> 00:23:49,668
- and the wonderful people
- over at Elkington's.
- 354
- 00:23:49,735 --> 00:23:51,737
- - Coming up...
- - You stupid!
- 355
- 00:23:56,274 --> 00:23:58,043
- Elkington's!
- 356
- 00:24:16,762 --> 00:24:18,164
- You know, they didn't
- have a lot of time.
- 357
- 00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:19,165
- Oh, I understand.
- 358
- 00:24:20,198 --> 00:24:21,066
- Yeah.
- 359
- 00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:24,037
- He's always running
- short of time.
- 360
- 00:24:30,143 --> 00:24:32,244
- There's nobody here.
- 361
- 00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:34,146
- Look at that.
- 362
- 00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:35,949
- God bless America.
- 363
- 00:24:43,556 --> 00:24:44,424
- Yeah!
- 364
- 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,727
- Didn't enjoy the talk,
- 365
- 00:24:48,793 --> 00:24:50,362
- but I sure enjoyed the music.
- 366
- 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,738
- Dicky.
- 367
- 00:24:58,805 --> 00:24:59,972
- You got a visitor.
- 368
- 00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:01,241
- Oh, send him on in.
- 369
- 00:25:03,876 --> 00:25:07,011
- Well, that was a
- beautiful speech.
- 370
- 00:25:07,078 --> 00:25:09,683
- It's almost as beautiful
- as Texas, wasn't it?
- 371
- 00:25:10,817 --> 00:25:11,684
- More or less.
- 372
- 00:25:12,484 --> 00:25:15,154
- El Paso or San Angelo?
- 373
- 00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:16,422
- What?
- 374
- 00:25:16,489 --> 00:25:20,326
- Better question, what
- are you doing in my office?
- 375
- 00:25:21,828 --> 00:25:24,029
- Look, when a cowboy goes
- out to wrangle cattle,
- 376
- 00:25:24,096 --> 00:25:26,999
- he don't look to
- eat a steak after.
- 377
- 00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:30,302
- All he wants to do is
- perform his God given duty.
- 378
- 00:25:30,368 --> 00:25:35,175
- And my duty is to buy this
- place and demolish it.
- 379
- 00:25:36,408 --> 00:25:38,010
- You got any extra strings?
- 380
- 00:25:38,077 --> 00:25:38,978
- I popped one of mine.
- 381
- 00:25:39,044 --> 00:25:40,879
- Bartholomew, out.
- 382
- 00:25:40,946 --> 00:25:41,780
- Sorry.
- 383
- 00:25:44,349 --> 00:25:46,785
- I'm not selling
- this place to you.
- 384
- 00:25:46,853 --> 00:25:48,988
- Period, end of sentence.
- 385
- 00:25:49,055 --> 00:25:50,556
- Over and out, no.
- 386
- 00:25:50,623 --> 00:25:52,357
- You got nowhere to run, Dicky.
- 387
- 00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,260
- It's me or the bank.
- 388
- 00:25:54,327 --> 00:25:55,994
- The bank.
- 389
- 00:25:56,061 --> 00:25:57,428
- Partner, you are as stubborn
- 390
- 00:25:57,495 --> 00:25:59,799
- as a longhorn in a rubber pen.
- 391
- 00:25:59,866 --> 00:26:01,267
- I think we're done here.
- 392
- 00:26:01,334 --> 00:26:03,269
- It's time to mosey on.
- 393
- 00:26:03,336 --> 00:26:04,537
- Rich, now hold on.
- 394
- 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,572
- I think you and me can look
- at this thing together.
- 395
- 00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:09,407
- We both have the same
- idea for this place.
- 396
- 00:26:09,474 --> 00:26:10,743
- To make it shine.
- 397
- 00:26:11,810 --> 00:26:14,045
- Why don't we do what
- good old boys do?
- 398
- 00:26:14,113 --> 00:26:15,581
- Good old boys?
- 399
- 00:26:15,647 --> 00:26:16,948
- A bet.
- 400
- 00:26:17,015 --> 00:26:19,484
- I win the Magnolia Derby this
- Saturday, I get the track.
- 401
- 00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:22,120
- You win, you get
- my used car ranch.
- 402
- 00:26:22,187 --> 00:26:23,888
- Your dogs versus mine.
- 403
- 00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:25,290
- Your dogs.
- 404
- 00:26:25,357 --> 00:26:27,592
- Don't worry, I
- got connections.
- 405
- 00:26:27,659 --> 00:26:30,829
- Buddy of mine out West
- has some mighty fine pups.
- 406
- 00:26:30,896 --> 00:26:33,264
- Hmm, and I get the car ranch?
- 407
- 00:26:33,331 --> 00:26:34,199
- Yep.
- 408
- 00:26:38,436 --> 00:26:39,504
- Let's make a deal.
- 409
- 00:26:39,571 --> 00:26:40,939
- Well, all right.
- 410
- 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:45,176
- Finishing what
- our dads started.
- 411
- 00:26:45,243 --> 00:26:46,978
- You just remember
- to look both ways
- 412
- 00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:48,481
- before you cross the street.
- 413
- 00:26:57,455 --> 00:26:58,857
- All right.
- 414
- 00:27:07,934 --> 00:27:08,600
- Howdy.
- 415
- 00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,005
- What was that all about?
- 416
- 00:27:14,072 --> 00:27:16,341
- I got no time,
- I gotta go get Keith.
- 417
- 00:27:23,515 --> 00:27:26,251
- A deal with
- the devil himself.
- 418
- 00:27:26,319 --> 00:27:28,287
- Can you
- believe this, Keith?
- 419
- 00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:30,155
- So cowboy Mak is
- trying to make a deal
- 420
- 00:27:30,222 --> 00:27:32,357
- with Big Dick St. Jon.
- 421
- 00:27:32,425 --> 00:27:33,459
- Sounds familiar.
- 422
- 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,129
- I had heard Mak was hard
- up for cash these days.
- 423
- 00:27:38,196 --> 00:27:39,998
- Kinda desperate,
- don't you think?
- 424
- 00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:41,300
- Who told you that?
- 425
- 00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:42,635
- Just know it's true.
- 426
- 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,271
- And he's got everything
- riding on it, just like we do.
- 427
- 00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:46,205
- Thanks, baby.
- 428
- 00:27:47,473 --> 00:27:50,341
- So it sounds like you got
- a two for one special.
- 429
- 00:27:50,408 --> 00:27:53,912
- A prime racetrack and a
- crappy car dealership.
- 430
- 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:55,381
- Did you shake on it?
- 431
- 00:27:55,447 --> 00:27:57,382
- Not by choice.
- 432
- 00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:58,918
- It's a real deal, then.
- 433
- 00:27:58,984 --> 00:28:00,485
- Handshakes hold up in court.
- 434
- 00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:02,155
- Like father, like son.
- 435
- 00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:05,258
- Yeah, I've been
- thinking about that also.
- 436
- 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:08,160
- I'm not following.
- 437
- 00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:10,662
- Oh, you never
- heard how Dick's dad
- 438
- 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,198
- almost lost the racetrack?
- 439
- 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,267
- No.
- 440
- 00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:17,036
- I gotta go to the ladies room.
- 441
- 00:28:22,008 --> 00:28:23,509
- Back in the day,
- 442
- 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,544
- before your time,
- 443
- 00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:26,745
- the St. Jon family
- had a reputation
- 444
- 00:28:26,811 --> 00:28:30,349
- as the premier horse
- racing facility in America.
- 445
- 00:28:32,151 --> 00:28:35,121
- Things were really
- good for awhile.
- 446
- 00:28:39,325 --> 00:28:40,992
- But as time went on
- and the other tracks
- 447
- 00:28:41,059 --> 00:28:42,493
- started to come around,
- 448
- 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,396
- our admission prices went down
- 449
- 00:28:45,563 --> 00:28:47,099
- as our renovations went up.
- 450
- 00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:50,536
- Our initial contractor
- wasn't the best.
- 451
- 00:28:51,569 --> 00:28:52,637
- We went bankrupt.
- 452
- 00:28:52,704 --> 00:28:53,572
- Thank you.
- 453
- 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:57,977
- Mr. St. Jon loved
- Magnolia more than anything.
- 454
- 00:28:58,043 --> 00:29:01,245
- He loved it so much, he had
- to make a deal with the devil.
- 455
- 00:29:01,312 --> 00:29:03,648
- Mr. Jay Hoffstadt.
- 456
- 00:29:03,715 --> 00:29:04,983
- Mak's dad?
- 457
- 00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:08,052
- The deal
- was almost exact.
- 458
- 00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:09,521
- Whoever wins, wins it all.
- 459
- 00:29:12,825 --> 00:29:14,460
- Mr. St. Jon was one of the
- hardest working fellows
- 460
- 00:29:14,527 --> 00:29:15,395
- I've ever known.
- 461
- 00:29:16,428 --> 00:29:19,732
- But he had a slight
- drinking problem.
- 462
- 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,032
- I mean, you can't blame the guy.
- 463
- 00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:23,034
- Look at who his son is.
- 464
- 00:29:23,101 --> 00:29:25,570
- Long story short, Mr.
- Hoffstadt won the race
- 465
- 00:29:25,637 --> 00:29:27,138
- with the horse that
- had no business
- 466
- 00:29:27,205 --> 00:29:29,274
- being on the same track
- as the other ones.
- 467
- 00:29:34,346 --> 00:29:36,682
- Mr. St. Jon was
- torn up about that.
- 468
- 00:29:36,749 --> 00:29:39,151
- - Where's my money?
- - I'll be right back.
- 469
- 00:29:39,217 --> 00:29:40,185
- He ran out
- to his parking lot
- 470
- 00:29:40,251 --> 00:29:42,155
- to get another
- bottle of whiskey...
- 471
- 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,194
- Little did
- Jay Hoffstadt know,
- 472
- 00:29:50,261 --> 00:29:53,031
- he faced the same
- fate as Mr. St. Jon.
- 473
- 00:29:53,098 --> 00:29:56,970
- Oh, shit.
- 474
- 00:30:03,442 --> 00:30:05,309
- What'd I miss?
- 475
- 00:30:05,376 --> 00:30:07,311
- How come you never
- told me this, Dicky?
- 476
- 00:30:07,378 --> 00:30:09,415
- Must've slipped my mind.
- 477
- 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,984
- I want to make
- sure you win this race.
- 478
- 00:30:13,251 --> 00:30:16,187
- Do we even have dogs
- capable of winning this thing?
- 479
- 00:30:16,254 --> 00:30:18,089
- Haven't raced in
- a couple years but
- 480
- 00:30:18,156 --> 00:30:20,193
- I think they got some
- juice left in them.
- 481
- 00:30:23,662 --> 00:30:25,798
- We could
- drug the other dogs.
- 482
- 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,433
- - No.
- - No.
- 483
- 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,334
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 484
- 00:30:29,401 --> 00:30:30,068
- All right.
- 485
- 00:30:31,503 --> 00:30:32,738
- You want to roll the dice?
- 486
- 00:30:33,973 --> 00:30:36,340
- Look, I've been a
- gambler since sixth grade
- 487
- 00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:38,276
- and I'm not gonna stop now.
- 488
- 00:30:39,377 --> 00:30:41,213
- I got a good
- feeling on this one.
- 489
- 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,549
- You know, Boz was the champ.
- 490
- 00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:44,483
- Boz?
- 491
- 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:46,717
- Yep.
- 492
- 00:30:46,784 --> 00:30:48,487
- Best pup we ever
- had at Magnolia.
- 493
- 00:30:50,356 --> 00:30:52,590
- The dog did have a set
- of horse balls on him.
- 494
- 00:30:52,657 --> 00:30:53,492
- Oh yeah.
- 495
- 00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:03,167
- God, just pick it up, Ron.
- 496
- 00:31:03,234 --> 00:31:04,703
- Take the snowman.
- 497
- 00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:07,606
- - Fine.
- - There's a sport.
- 498
- 00:31:07,673 --> 00:31:10,342
- All right, you guys ready
- to get down to business?
- 499
- 00:31:10,408 --> 00:31:13,544
- Well Mak, you seem like
- a pretty straight shooter
- 500
- 00:31:13,611 --> 00:31:15,580
- off the golf course.
- 501
- 00:31:15,647 --> 00:31:17,315
- You know what we can do.
- 502
- 00:31:17,383 --> 00:31:19,384
- You know that it
- comes with a price.
- 503
- 00:31:19,451 --> 00:31:20,652
- Ain't that right, Ron?
- 504
- 00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:21,654
- Absolutely.
- 505
- 00:31:22,721 --> 00:31:24,556
- Okay, I trust you guys.
- 506
- 00:31:24,623 --> 00:31:25,657
- You're definitely professionals.
- 507
- 00:31:25,723 --> 00:31:27,859
- But just so we all
- understand the deal.
- 508
- 00:31:27,926 --> 00:31:31,429
- You do your part,
- you get my car ranch.
- 509
- 00:31:31,496 --> 00:31:32,564
- Yeah, that's right.
- 510
- 00:31:35,201 --> 00:31:37,203
- A dog race.
- 511
- 00:31:39,738 --> 00:31:41,173
- Dog race?
- 512
- 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,509
- Yeah, a dog race.
- 513
- 00:31:45,511 --> 00:31:47,646
- I'm not following you, Mak.
- 514
- 00:31:47,713 --> 00:31:50,148
- Yeah, I don't know what
- you mean by that, mister.
- 515
- 00:31:50,215 --> 00:31:52,850
- I need you fellas to
- help me fix a dog race
- 516
- 00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:54,652
- at Magnolia Greyhound Park.
- 517
- 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,855
- Now, how would you guys do it?
- 518
- 00:31:56,922 --> 00:31:58,723
- You want us to kill dogs?
- 519
- 00:31:58,790 --> 00:31:59,858
- I'll do that no problem, sir.
- 520
- 00:31:59,925 --> 00:32:01,827
- No, no, hell, I'm not
- gonna kill anything.
- 521
- 00:32:01,894 --> 00:32:03,896
- Look, I just figured
- you might get some drugs
- 522
- 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:06,264
- and give it to the
- dog before the race.
- 523
- 00:32:06,331 --> 00:32:08,733
- I really need to win the race.
- 524
- 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,501
- Drugs, I ain't
- got any drugs on me.
- 525
- 00:32:10,569 --> 00:32:12,171
- Do you, Ron?
- 526
- 00:32:12,238 --> 00:32:13,206
- I mean, I had some awhile ago,
- 527
- 00:32:13,271 --> 00:32:14,373
- but I don't really
- do that anymore.
- 528
- 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,175
- What, do you think
- I'm a plainclothesman?
- 529
- 00:32:16,242 --> 00:32:18,578
- Here, I think these will work.
- 530
- 00:32:19,912 --> 00:32:23,448
- Sweet, looks like we're
- the ones for the job.
- 531
- 00:32:23,514 --> 00:32:24,549
- What is this stuff?
- 532
- 00:32:24,616 --> 00:32:28,319
- Downers, you can
- thank my wife for those.
- 533
- 00:32:28,386 --> 00:32:31,589
- Incidentally, anything you
- guys need, just let me know.
- 534
- 00:32:31,656 --> 00:32:34,193
- And oh, when I give you
- the keys to the kingdom,
- 535
- 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:35,460
- if you know what I mean,
- 536
- 00:32:35,527 --> 00:32:37,930
- how do you usually
- keep your books?
- 537
- 00:32:37,996 --> 00:32:39,463
- Cash only.
- 538
- 00:32:39,530 --> 00:32:42,466
- No checks, no PayPal, no IOUs.
- 539
- 00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:44,735
- You only want the real stuff.
- 540
- 00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:46,571
- That's the way it's
- gonna be, right, Ron?
- 541
- 00:32:46,638 --> 00:32:49,207
- Yep, I used to
- use the bank but
- 542
- 00:32:49,274 --> 00:32:52,276
- I got a lot of overdraft
- so lost a ton of money.
- 543
- 00:32:52,344 --> 00:32:53,779
- Seemed like a waste not to just
- 544
- 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,747
- put it in a Ziploc
- bag, you know?
- 545
- 00:32:55,813 --> 00:32:57,915
- Yeah, no overdrafts for sure.
- 546
- 00:32:57,982 --> 00:32:59,150
- I'll do the accounting
- back at the lot
- 547
- 00:32:59,217 --> 00:33:01,319
- and we'll cross that
- bridge when we get there.
- 548
- 00:33:01,386 --> 00:33:03,255
- - Absolutely.
- - Hey, Mak.
- 549
- 00:33:04,389 --> 00:33:06,624
- Don't even think
- about crossing us
- 550
- 00:33:06,692 --> 00:33:10,495
- 'cause we are a serious
- force to be reckoned with.
- 551
- 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:13,464
- Things that we've done,
- they are unforgivable, Mak.
- 552
- 00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:16,968
- And we will not be seeing those
- pearly gates anytime soon.
- 553
- 00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,804
- Do you get what I'm saying, Mak?
- 554
- 00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:21,372
- - Oh, oh, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 555
- 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,575
- You'll be sleeping
- with the fishes.
- 556
- 00:33:23,642 --> 00:33:26,945
- Dammit Ron, will you stop
- with those movie references?
- 557
- 00:33:27,011 --> 00:33:28,213
- What am I
- supposed to say?
- 558
- 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,316
- Guys, I know better
- than to try to cross you.
- 559
- 00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:34,653
- I believe this is a beginning
- of a beautiful partnership.
- 560
- 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,721
- Agreed.
- 561
- 00:33:37,021 --> 00:33:38,956
- All right, play on.
- 562
- 00:33:39,023 --> 00:33:40,524
- I'm giving you a mulligan.
- 563
- 00:33:40,591 --> 00:33:41,859
- Well hold up, I'm first.
- 564
- 00:33:41,926 --> 00:33:43,494
- - All right.
- - Oh yeah.
- 565
- 00:33:43,561 --> 00:33:45,463
- You gotta let me go as well.
- 566
- 00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:47,398
- But you're
- handicapped right now.
- 567
- 00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:50,636
- Don't worry about it,
- just concentrate on this.
- 568
- 00:33:51,803 --> 00:33:52,970
- Uh-oh.
- 569
- 00:33:53,038 --> 00:33:54,439
- Nope.
- 570
- 00:33:54,505 --> 00:33:56,774
- All right, I
- can't win them all.
- 571
- 00:33:56,841 --> 00:33:58,710
- You
- haven't won one yet.
- 572
- 00:34:04,782 --> 00:34:06,684
- Sir, you Matthew Fredericks?
- 573
- 00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:07,386
- Who?
- 574
- 00:34:07,453 --> 00:34:08,252
- Matthew Fredericks?
- 575
- 00:34:08,319 --> 00:34:10,421
- Matthew Fredericks right here.
- 576
- 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:12,456
- I'd stick to
- College if I was you.
- 577
- 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,598
- What do we got here?
- 578
- 00:34:19,664 --> 00:34:20,898
- Toilet paper, light bulbs.
- 579
- 00:34:20,966 --> 00:34:22,868
- I purchased a
- cornucopia of things.
- 580
- 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,304
- Looks like they even sent
- things I didn't order.
- 581
- 00:34:25,370 --> 00:34:26,604
- Rusty's in one of these.
- 582
- 00:34:26,671 --> 00:34:27,472
- Let me see that.
- 583
- 00:34:27,539 --> 00:34:28,540
- No, we have to wait for Dicky.
- 584
- 00:34:28,606 --> 00:34:30,441
- Dicky would fire
- everyone on the spot
- 585
- 00:34:30,508 --> 00:34:32,043
- if we looked at
- Rusty without him.
- 586
- 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,011
- Where is Dicky?
- 587
- 00:34:37,015 --> 00:34:39,318
- Feels like we
- forgot something.
- 588
- 00:34:39,385 --> 00:34:41,752
- Weren't we here just
- to get the plastic cups?
- 589
- 00:34:41,819 --> 00:34:42,620
- Hmm.
- 590
- 00:34:42,687 --> 00:34:44,323
- Y'all come back now.
- 591
- 00:34:44,390 --> 00:34:45,825
- Nice mandles, Grandpa.
- 592
- 00:34:46,725 --> 00:34:48,960
- Lucky you're outta season.
- 593
- 00:34:49,026 --> 00:34:51,629
- You
- hillbilly garden gnome.
- 594
- 00:34:51,696 --> 00:34:53,698
- We're never coming
- back here again.
- 595
- 00:34:53,765 --> 00:34:54,733
- Why?
- 596
- 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,068
- 'Cause if I see
- that elk again,
- 597
- 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:57,803
- I could get very ugly.
- 598
- 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:00,705
- Pineapples?
- 599
- 00:35:00,772 --> 00:35:02,307
- Why do we have pineapples?
- 600
- 00:35:03,408 --> 00:35:06,010
- Pineapples are good
- for the esophagus.
- 601
- 00:35:06,077 --> 00:35:06,945
- Okay.
- 602
- 00:35:15,653 --> 00:35:17,621
- ♪ Work that sucker to death ♪
- 603
- 00:35:23,662 --> 00:35:24,963
- ♪ You know ♪
- 604
- 00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:26,897
- ♪ I work that sucker to death ♪
- 605
- 00:35:40,044 --> 00:35:44,081
- - Hey, what up, Chuck?
- - Hey Dicky, what's up, Bart?
- 606
- 00:35:44,149 --> 00:35:46,417
- - How's it going?
- - It's going good.
- 607
- 00:35:46,484 --> 00:35:48,053
- - Chuck, what's happening?
- - Doing just fine, sir.
- 608
- 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,388
- What you got?
- 609
- 00:35:57,729 --> 00:35:58,564
- Gather round.
- 610
- 00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:08,673
- Words can't describe
- 611
- 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:10,107
- the feelings I
- have for this place
- 612
- 00:36:10,175 --> 00:36:12,443
- and it's looking shiny again.
- 613
- 00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:13,713
- It's incredible.
- 614
- 00:36:15,013 --> 00:36:19,885
- And y'all have kept this
- place floating for so long.
- 615
- 00:36:19,952 --> 00:36:20,685
- It's amazing.
- 616
- 00:36:22,754 --> 00:36:25,357
- I'm honored that you worked here
- 617
- 00:36:26,492 --> 00:36:29,394
- and if Dad was here,
- 618
- 00:36:30,761 --> 00:36:32,698
- he would have something
- special to say.
- 619
- 00:36:33,698 --> 00:36:35,533
- And I thank you.
- 620
- 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:40,638
- What's next?
- 621
- 00:36:40,705 --> 00:36:44,376
- Matthew has one
- last surprise for you.
- 622
- 00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:46,077
- Follow me.
- 623
- 00:36:47,111 --> 00:36:48,713
- I think you're
- gonna like this one.
- 624
- 00:37:11,669 --> 00:37:15,173
- ♪ Well it's time to get up ♪
- 625
- 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:18,910
- ♪ 'Cause we gotta get down ♪
- 626
- 00:37:20,111 --> 00:37:23,747
- - ♪ Going out to the club ♪
- - All right.
- 627
- 00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:24,682
- Sweet.
- 628
- 00:37:28,586 --> 00:37:29,487
- Here's yours.
- 629
- 00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:31,924
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 630
- 00:37:32,957 --> 00:37:36,494
- Ron, moving down here, man,
- 631
- 00:37:36,562 --> 00:37:38,864
- that was the best
- decision we've ever made.
- 632
- 00:37:38,930 --> 00:37:41,899
- - Yeah.
- - We got it.
- 633
- 00:37:41,966 --> 00:37:45,035
- I just miss my ma a
- little bit, you know?
- 634
- 00:37:45,102 --> 00:37:46,972
- She'll be fine though.
- 635
- 00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:49,107
- She'll be proud of us,
- man, seeing us out here.
- 636
- 00:37:49,173 --> 00:37:52,009
- I mean, we're making it
- in this town, you know?
- 637
- 00:37:52,077 --> 00:37:54,180
- We pull this off
- and we'll be golden.
- 638
- 00:37:55,847 --> 00:37:56,714
- Yeah.
- 639
- 00:37:57,582 --> 00:37:58,550
- Now, there's a couple things
- 640
- 00:37:58,615 --> 00:38:00,251
- that I need you
- to pick up for us.
- 641
- 00:38:00,318 --> 00:38:02,653
- You think you can handle that?
- 642
- 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,854
- Got it.
- 643
- 00:38:03,921 --> 00:38:05,523
- Okay.
- 644
- 00:38:05,591 --> 00:38:06,659
- Now remember.
- 645
- 00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:08,927
- These are canines that
- we're dealing with.
- 646
- 00:38:08,993 --> 00:38:10,662
- They've got real sharp teeth,
- 647
- 00:38:10,729 --> 00:38:12,030
- so this ain't a petting zoo.
- 648
- 00:38:12,097 --> 00:38:14,265
- Man, I thought we
- were drugging rabbits.
- 649
- 00:38:14,332 --> 00:38:17,735
- Jesus, man, you gotta focus.
- 650
- 00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:21,073
- I don't know who's
- smarter, you or the dogs.
- 651
- 00:38:22,707 --> 00:38:25,042
- The dogs are pretty
- smart animals, man.
- 652
- 00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:26,211
- We used to have one
- back when I was a kid,
- 653
- 00:38:26,278 --> 00:38:27,513
- when I was little.
- 654
- 00:38:27,578 --> 00:38:29,948
- You'd be surprised the
- tricks you can make them do.
- 655
- 00:38:30,015 --> 00:38:31,982
- I remember we used
- to have this thing,
- 656
- 00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:33,084
- we'd jump on the trampoline
- 657
- 00:38:33,151 --> 00:38:34,853
- and bounce off my belly.
- 658
- 00:38:34,919 --> 00:38:37,655
- Look, man, we're not
- up north anymore, okay?
- 659
- 00:38:37,722 --> 00:38:39,723
- Those days of selling
- dope to has beens
- 660
- 00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:43,528
- and scamming bowling
- alleys, they're long gone.
- 661
- 00:38:47,031 --> 00:38:47,899
- I miss bowling.
- 662
- 00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:49,901
- Ron.
- 663
- 00:38:52,303 --> 00:38:54,673
- I'm really, really
- starting to question
- 664
- 00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:55,841
- bringing you down here.
- 665
- 00:38:57,908 --> 00:38:59,577
- Hey, what's up, guys?
- 666
- 00:38:59,644 --> 00:39:02,713
- My name's Cap'n but
- y'all can call me Cap'n.
- 667
- 00:39:02,781 --> 00:39:03,849
- Y'all know what I did today?
- 668
- 00:39:03,914 --> 00:39:06,216
- Man, I went fishing,
- man, with the tinsel.
- 669
- 00:39:06,283 --> 00:39:07,352
- You ever been fishing?
- 670
- 00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,220
- - I've been fishing.
- - Man, I'm talking about
- 671
- 00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:10,722
- some big fish, man.
- 672
- 00:39:10,789 --> 00:39:11,823
- You know where the tinsel is?
- 673
- 00:39:11,890 --> 00:39:14,626
- - I don't...
- - Man, that fish was so big.
- 674
- 00:39:14,693 --> 00:39:17,294
- Man, I mean big that I
- had to fight the alligator
- 675
- 00:39:17,361 --> 00:39:20,331
- just to keep it
- off my fish, man.
- 676
- 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,601
- And I mean outta
- nowhere, guess what?
- 677
- 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:26,370
- What did the fish say when
- it hit the concrete wall?
- 678
- 00:39:26,437 --> 00:39:27,673
- Damn!
- 679
- 00:39:27,738 --> 00:39:31,008
- I mean, outta nowhere,
- there's the game warden, man.
- 680
- 00:39:31,075 --> 00:39:34,144
- Did you know you have to have
- a fishing license to fish?
- 681
- 00:39:34,211 --> 00:39:35,213
- - Come on, man.
- - I mean, have you ever
- 682
- 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,881
- been fishing, thing
- would never let go.
- 683
- 00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:40,751
- That fish was so enormous, man.
- 684
- 00:39:40,818 --> 00:39:43,087
- - I'm talking about it was...
- - Hey, hey, you know what?
- 685
- 00:39:43,155 --> 00:39:44,756
- Take your ass outta here.
- 686
- 00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:45,891
- Word, man.
- 687
- 00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:47,725
- Word yourself.
- 688
- 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,629
- Don't believe that guy, man.
- 689
- 00:39:50,696 --> 00:39:52,831
- Right in the middle
- of master plans.
- 690
- 00:39:52,897 --> 00:39:55,399
- It's all right, man,
- let's have a drink.
- 691
- 00:39:55,466 --> 00:39:57,234
- And this is between
- me and you, all right?
- 692
- 00:39:57,301 --> 00:39:58,537
- Clowns like that come up
- 693
- 00:39:58,602 --> 00:40:00,371
- - and mess it up, all right?
- - It's all right, yeah.
- 694
- 00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:01,339
- It's gonna work out, Ron.
- 695
- 00:40:01,406 --> 00:40:02,507
- Eyes on the prize.
- 696
- 00:40:02,573 --> 00:40:03,575
- You know, everything
- you've always wanted,
- 697
- 00:40:03,642 --> 00:40:04,609
- everything you've
- always dreamed about,
- 698
- 00:40:04,676 --> 00:40:07,312
- everything you've
- always told me,
- 699
- 00:40:07,379 --> 00:40:09,147
- that's gonna happen, man.
- 700
- 00:40:09,214 --> 00:40:11,249
- And this is where it
- starts, all right?
- 701
- 00:40:11,316 --> 00:40:12,917
- This is gonna work, man.
- 702
- 00:40:12,984 --> 00:40:14,053
- So here's to us.
- 703
- 00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:20,725
- Stick your pinky
- out, man, it's proper.
- 704
- 00:40:33,205 --> 00:40:34,272
- Why are you so
- quiet tonight, teach?
- 705
- 00:40:34,339 --> 00:40:36,274
- Is my playing that bad?
- 706
- 00:40:36,341 --> 00:40:38,410
- Nah, junior, you sound fine.
- 707
- 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:41,078
- But there's always
- room for improvement
- 708
- 00:40:41,146 --> 00:40:43,948
- and nothing to holler over it.
- 709
- 00:40:44,015 --> 00:40:45,450
- I've been enjoying the jams
- 710
- 00:40:45,517 --> 00:40:48,020
- and just got me
- started thinking and
- 711
- 00:40:49,086 --> 00:40:51,155
- that's something
- I usually avoid.
- 712
- 00:40:52,089 --> 00:40:53,124
- What are you thinking about?
- 713
- 00:40:53,191 --> 00:40:56,261
- Seeing Magnolia
- today, all cleaned up,
- 714
- 00:40:56,327 --> 00:40:57,896
- reminded me of my pop.
- 715
- 00:40:59,064 --> 00:41:00,832
- It was an important
- part of this town.
- 716
- 00:41:00,899 --> 00:41:02,400
- He loved this track.
- 717
- 00:41:02,466 --> 00:41:05,936
- Old Rust used to be a judge
- in the chili cook-off,
- 718
- 00:41:06,004 --> 00:41:09,007
- and hell, he even
- came after Santa Claus
- 719
- 00:41:09,073 --> 00:41:10,809
- in the Christmas parade.
- 720
- 00:41:10,876 --> 00:41:13,011
- Doesn't the elk guy do it now?
- 721
- 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:17,014
- That monster
- has taken his place.
- 722
- 00:41:17,082 --> 00:41:19,118
- Really chaps my ass.
- 723
- 00:41:20,952 --> 00:41:22,720
- Where was I, oh yeah.
- 724
- 00:41:22,787 --> 00:41:25,423
- Daddy would sit back
- in the stands with me
- 725
- 00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:27,392
- and watch race after race.
- 726
- 00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:30,462
- They never seemed
- to get old to him.
- 727
- 00:41:30,528 --> 00:41:32,396
- He used to say a
- man could figure out
- 728
- 00:41:32,464 --> 00:41:36,068
- the meaning of life
- just by doing that.
- 729
- 00:41:37,202 --> 00:41:41,006
- Over time, I've tried
- to make Magnolia my own.
- 730
- 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:45,910
- Honestly, I don't even know
- what I'm doing here anymore.
- 731
- 00:41:45,977 --> 00:41:47,745
- Well I think it's pretty cool.
- 732
- 00:41:47,812 --> 00:41:49,414
- I was actually hoping that
- 733
- 00:41:49,481 --> 00:41:52,950
- we'd get shut down when
- we lost the horses.
- 734
- 00:41:53,017 --> 00:41:54,952
- And I don't even like dogs.
- 735
- 00:41:55,953 --> 00:41:57,488
- I wish this was a cat track.
- 736
- 00:41:57,555 --> 00:41:59,724
- You know, I got a
- lotta memories here.
- 737
- 00:42:01,026 --> 00:42:05,364
- But since then, I've
- become a bitter, old drunk.
- 738
- 00:42:07,365 --> 00:42:09,399
- I pissed all my money away
- 739
- 00:42:09,466 --> 00:42:12,070
- and wasted a lot of time.
- 740
- 00:42:13,370 --> 00:42:15,906
- That's not true, you haven't
- wasted all of your time.
- 741
- 00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:16,975
- How's that?
- 742
- 00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:19,377
- You've taught me
- everything I know.
- 743
- 00:42:19,443 --> 00:42:21,845
- Actually, junior,
- I'm pretty sure
- 744
- 00:42:21,912 --> 00:42:23,848
- you're the one who's
- been teaching me.
- 745
- 00:42:25,216 --> 00:42:30,088
- Well, too bad you didn't
- figure that out sooner.
- 746
- 00:42:30,155 --> 00:42:31,823
- ♪ I think it's been,
- I think it's been ♪
- 747
- 00:42:31,890 --> 00:42:33,925
- ♪ 15 years, 15 years ♪
- 748
- 00:42:33,992 --> 00:42:35,859
- ♪ Since you, since you ♪
- 749
- 00:42:35,926 --> 00:42:38,262
- ♪ Let me down, let me down ♪
- 750
- 00:42:38,330 --> 00:42:41,065
- ♪ I think it's been,
- I think it's been ♪
- 751
- 00:42:41,131 --> 00:42:43,334
- ♪ 15 years, 15 years ♪
- 752
- 00:42:43,401 --> 00:42:45,336
- ♪ 15 years ♪
- 753
- 00:42:45,403 --> 00:42:47,171
- ♪ And now's the time ♪
- 754
- 00:42:47,238 --> 00:42:48,839
- ♪ Now's the time ♪
- 755
- 00:42:48,906 --> 00:42:49,941
- ♪ How long's it been ♪
- 756
- 00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:50,774
- ♪ How long's it been ♪
- 757
- 00:42:50,841 --> 00:42:54,146
- ♪ Since, since you've ♪
- 758
- 00:42:58,883 --> 00:43:00,350
- Vicky!
- 759
- 00:43:00,417 --> 00:43:02,287
- Vicky, you know I hate cats.
- 760
- 00:43:02,354 --> 00:43:04,289
- I can't hear you.
- 761
- 00:43:06,992 --> 00:43:10,160
- Why the hell are there
- three kittens in our garage?
- 762
- 00:43:10,227 --> 00:43:10,994
- Well they were the cutest
- 763
- 00:43:11,062 --> 00:43:12,130
- of the tomcats from the track
- 764
- 00:43:12,196 --> 00:43:14,499
- so thought it'd be
- nice to have something
- 765
- 00:43:14,566 --> 00:43:15,767
- to care about around here.
- 766
- 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:19,037
- Oh good Lord, I just
- dropped them off yesterday.
- 767
- 00:43:20,171 --> 00:43:21,372
- Look, you got me, I got you.
- 768
- 00:43:21,439 --> 00:43:22,875
- What more do we need, huh?
- 769
- 00:43:24,242 --> 00:43:25,544
- You lonely, baby, hmm?
- 770
- 00:43:27,111 --> 00:43:28,780
- You need a little more Mak time?
- 771
- 00:43:33,551 --> 00:43:35,821
- Can never get enough Mak time.
- 772
- 00:43:40,926 --> 00:43:42,393
- I'm keeping those kittens.
- 773
- 00:43:42,459 --> 00:43:43,894
- No you ain't, Vick.
- 774
- 00:43:43,961 --> 00:43:45,229
- Yes, I am.
- 775
- 00:43:45,296 --> 00:43:46,330
- You know, this is the same as
- 776
- 00:43:46,397 --> 00:43:49,233
- when you signed us up
- for that timeshare.
- 777
- 00:43:49,301 --> 00:43:51,135
- That was 15 years ago.
- 778
- 00:43:51,202 --> 00:43:54,472
- It just points to
- your crazy lady logic.
- 779
- 00:43:54,539 --> 00:43:58,142
- Good heavens, a timeshare.
- 780
- 00:43:58,209 --> 00:44:00,211
- You know, some people
- actually like to travel.
- 781
- 00:44:00,278 --> 00:44:02,013
- Yeah, wherever you go,
- that's where you are.
- 782
- 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,315
- That's what I always say.
- 783
- 00:44:03,381 --> 00:44:06,251
- You don't have to travel
- far to figure that one out.
- 784
- 00:44:07,685 --> 00:44:09,086
- Listen.
- 785
- 00:44:09,153 --> 00:44:10,554
- I've been thinking and...
- 786
- 00:44:10,622 --> 00:44:11,656
- Well that sounds real good,
- 787
- 00:44:11,722 --> 00:44:13,457
- but it's gotta be any
- night but tonight.
- 788
- 00:44:13,524 --> 00:44:15,926
- I gotta meet Danny for drinks.
- 789
- 00:44:15,993 --> 00:44:17,995
- He just pulled into town
- with my pups for the race.
- 790
- 00:44:18,062 --> 00:44:19,597
- Mak, I want to talk to you.
- 791
- 00:44:19,664 --> 00:44:22,901
- What you need is some
- girlfriends to talk to.
- 792
- 00:44:22,968 --> 00:44:24,935
- You don't like my friends.
- 793
- 00:44:25,002 --> 00:44:28,338
- Just, I just don't want
- them over here in the house.
- 794
- 00:44:28,406 --> 00:44:30,008
- You don't like me to go out.
- 795
- 00:44:31,242 --> 00:44:32,510
- Honey, I'm a busy man.
- 796
- 00:44:32,577 --> 00:44:35,113
- I'm too busy for all this
- nonsense, Danny's waiting.
- 797
- 00:44:36,281 --> 00:44:38,583
- You're a bigger
- asshole than my brother.
- 798
- 00:44:38,649 --> 00:44:41,952
- Whoa, don't compare
- me to that broke loser.
- 799
- 00:44:42,019 --> 00:44:44,121
- I keep your books too
- so I still don't know
- 800
- 00:44:44,189 --> 00:44:45,990
- where your confidence
- comes from.
- 801
- 00:44:46,057 --> 00:44:47,325
- Confidence?
- 802
- 00:44:47,392 --> 00:44:49,993
- Baby, I got that in droves.
- 803
- 00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:51,396
- Wham bam!
- 804
- 00:44:54,732 --> 00:44:57,035
- Mak, what happened to you?
- 805
- 00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:00,238
- Look, darling.
- 806
- 00:45:01,406 --> 00:45:02,374
- I got a race to win.
- 807
- 00:45:03,408 --> 00:45:04,476
- I'll be back later.
- 808
- 00:45:07,544 --> 00:45:09,313
- And get rid of them kittens.
- 809
- 00:45:09,381 --> 00:45:10,883
- I'll get rid of something.
- 810
- 00:45:14,285 --> 00:45:15,120
- Come on in.
- 811
- 00:45:24,294 --> 00:45:25,463
- Hey.
- 812
- 00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:26,397
- Hey.
- 813
- 00:45:28,432 --> 00:45:29,633
- I've got nothing
- to drink except
- 814
- 00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:31,903
- Harvey Wallbanger and tap water.
- 815
- 00:45:33,571 --> 00:45:34,473
- I'm fine.
- 816
- 00:45:43,281 --> 00:45:44,917
- I'm sorry, Richard.
- 817
- 00:45:49,421 --> 00:45:50,589
- No reason to be sorry.
- 818
- 00:45:53,425 --> 00:45:55,294
- I should've listened to you.
- 819
- 00:45:57,194 --> 00:45:58,196
- All those years with Mak.
- 820
- 00:46:01,732 --> 00:46:04,602
- People make mistakes,
- you know, and I just,
- 821
- 00:46:04,669 --> 00:46:08,473
- I wouldn't want someone
- to give up on me.
- 822
- 00:46:08,539 --> 00:46:10,207
- You're always good in my book.
- 823
- 00:46:14,812 --> 00:46:16,080
- And I hate to lose.
- 824
- 00:46:17,448 --> 00:46:22,486
- Like when we ran the sack
- races around my horse track?
- 825
- 00:46:23,588 --> 00:46:24,555
- Yeah, and Mom would
- get so pissed off
- 826
- 00:46:24,622 --> 00:46:27,125
- because we'd come
- in covered in dirt.
- 827
- 00:46:27,191 --> 00:46:29,026
- Daddy loved to see us race.
- 828
- 00:46:29,093 --> 00:46:31,495
- And I don't think I
- saw him any happier.
- 829
- 00:46:32,830 --> 00:46:35,533
- It's so weird to think about
- them being gone for so long.
- 830
- 00:46:38,336 --> 00:46:39,538
- Good old days.
- 831
- 00:46:41,539 --> 00:46:43,107
- You think I'm messed up?
- 832
- 00:46:47,245 --> 00:46:48,246
- No one's perfect.
- 833
- 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,182
- Even you, big brother.
- 834
- 00:46:51,249 --> 00:46:53,185
- This has been an
- incredible week.
- 835
- 00:46:54,618 --> 00:46:57,488
- Friends, new and
- old, came down to
- 836
- 00:46:58,522 --> 00:47:01,325
- repeat the history of the track.
- 837
- 00:47:01,392 --> 00:47:02,760
- None of them came for me.
- 838
- 00:47:02,827 --> 00:47:04,529
- They were there for Magnolia.
- 839
- 00:47:06,830 --> 00:47:09,233
- That name means a
- lot to some people.
- 840
- 00:47:11,169 --> 00:47:14,306
- I can't believe it took
- me this long to realize.
- 841
- 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:20,678
- You're gonna win
- that bet tomorrow.
- 842
- 00:47:20,745 --> 00:47:22,147
- Mak told you?
- 843
- 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,182
- Let's talk after the race.
- 844
- 00:47:27,685 --> 00:47:29,187
- You're a good man, Richard.
- 845
- 00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:33,191
- Even for being as
- hardheaded as you are.
- 846
- 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,396
- Just remember, we're
- not getting any younger.
- 847
- 00:47:40,698 --> 00:47:41,566
- Thanks, Vick.
- 848
- 00:47:43,568 --> 00:47:45,569
- Try and get some rest.
- 849
- 00:47:45,636 --> 00:47:46,504
- Goodnight.
- 850
- 00:48:04,189 --> 00:48:05,522
- What's on fire?
- 851
- 00:48:05,589 --> 00:48:06,758
- I can't sleep.
- 852
- 00:48:08,892 --> 00:48:10,494
- What's the plan?
- 853
- 00:48:10,562 --> 00:48:12,130
- One drink.
- 854
- 00:48:12,196 --> 00:48:13,463
- Then I'd like to go see a band
- 855
- 00:48:13,531 --> 00:48:15,634
- at Judge Mike Florence's place.
- 856
- 00:48:17,801 --> 00:48:18,669
- Fine.
- 857
- 00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:20,638
- One drink.
- 858
- 00:48:26,377 --> 00:48:29,181
- I've tried to start
- my own trivia game.
- 859
- 00:48:29,881 --> 00:48:31,149
- What happened?
- 860
- 00:48:31,216 --> 00:48:34,418
- Ah, the questions were
- too hard for the common man.
- 861
- 00:48:34,484 --> 00:48:37,220
- Failed investment 78, 89?
- 862
- 00:48:37,287 --> 00:48:39,356
- Ah, I lost count after awhile.
- 863
- 00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:42,492
- You remember any
- of these questions?
- 864
- 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,096
- Yeah.
- 865
- 00:48:45,229 --> 00:48:47,497
- How many bones are
- in a giraffe's neck?
- 866
- 00:48:47,564 --> 00:48:48,798
- Seven.
- 867
- 00:48:48,865 --> 00:48:50,834
- Lucky guess.
- 868
- 00:48:50,901 --> 00:48:51,869
- Give me another one.
- 869
- 00:48:51,935 --> 00:48:55,272
- What male animal
- becomes pregnant
- 870
- 00:48:55,339 --> 00:48:56,941
- rather than the female?
- 871
- 00:48:57,008 --> 00:48:57,876
- Seahorse.
- 872
- 00:49:00,577 --> 00:49:01,845
- That
- year in junior college
- 873
- 00:49:01,912 --> 00:49:03,713
- sure paid off for you.
- 874
- 00:49:03,781 --> 00:49:06,184
- I'm a wealth of
- useless information.
- 875
- 00:49:06,251 --> 00:49:08,886
- Hey man, that's not
- useless information.
- 876
- 00:49:08,952 --> 00:49:12,722
- I'm just glad to see you and
- Rusty 2 are finally bonding.
- 877
- 00:49:12,789 --> 00:49:15,325
- Rusty keeps me focused.
- 878
- 00:49:15,392 --> 00:49:18,129
- Although I'm not focused
- on anything right now.
- 879
- 00:49:19,397 --> 00:49:22,333
- Especially that guy butchering
- that classical tune.
- 880
- 00:49:22,399 --> 00:49:25,936
- Why don't I get up there and
- play a face melting solo?
- 881
- 00:49:32,943 --> 00:49:33,811
- And hey.
- 882
- 00:49:35,647 --> 00:49:37,715
- A dog track, College.
- 883
- 00:49:37,781 --> 00:49:40,919
- Magnolia Greyhound Racing.
- 884
- 00:49:41,818 --> 00:49:43,787
- I think we have a shot tomorrow.
- 885
- 00:49:43,854 --> 00:49:44,754
- Never give up.
- 886
- 00:49:48,693 --> 00:49:49,794
- We might,
- 887
- 00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:52,530
- we might want to watch
- the drinking though.
- 888
- 00:49:52,597 --> 00:49:53,897
- I'm starting to feel it.
- 889
- 00:49:53,964 --> 00:49:56,968
- Man, this is my
- creative process.
- 890
- 00:49:57,035 --> 00:49:58,569
- Well you know
- what that calls for.
- 891
- 00:49:59,736 --> 00:50:01,405
- Rusty knows what it calls for.
- 892
- 00:50:01,472 --> 00:50:02,640
- What does it call for?
- 893
- 00:50:02,707 --> 00:50:04,275
- I'm throwing it out there.
- 894
- 00:50:04,341 --> 00:50:06,910
- I'm reeling it in, let
- me get that answer.
- 895
- 00:50:06,977 --> 00:50:08,946
- - I know what it calls for.
- - Tell me.
- 896
- 00:50:10,881 --> 00:50:12,916
- - Tequila.
- - Tequila.
- 897
- 00:50:12,984 --> 00:50:15,319
- Another shot over
- here for this guy.
- 898
- 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:40,845
- We pull this off, Ron,
- 899
- 00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:42,713
- and we'll be running this town.
- 900
- 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:44,281
- Then we can finally
- put everything
- 901
- 00:50:44,348 --> 00:50:46,816
- that happened to us
- up north behind us.
- 902
- 00:50:46,883 --> 00:50:49,819
- Yeah, in the rear view mirror.
- 903
- 00:50:49,886 --> 00:50:52,390
- What is this stuff?
- 904
- 00:50:52,457 --> 00:50:54,925
- We ain't going duck hunting
- in downtown Detroit.
- 905
- 00:50:54,992 --> 00:50:56,961
- You gotta be kidding me, Ron.
- 906
- 00:50:57,028 --> 00:50:58,529
- It's for the dogs.
- 907
- 00:50:58,595 --> 00:51:00,463
- Dogs, what is this?
- 908
- 00:51:00,531 --> 00:51:02,967
- The dogs, man, we ain't
- playing with them, man.
- 909
- 00:51:03,033 --> 00:51:05,001
- You can't be doing
- this right now, Ron.
- 910
- 00:51:05,068 --> 00:51:06,736
- It's so we can lure them out
- 911
- 00:51:06,803 --> 00:51:09,339
- so it'll be easier so
- we can dope them up.
- 912
- 00:51:09,406 --> 00:51:10,473
- No.
- 913
- 00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:11,908
- The dogs are in cages.
- 914
- 00:51:11,975 --> 00:51:14,912
- There ain't gonna be no luring
- of any sort out here tonight.
- 915
- 00:51:16,613 --> 00:51:19,416
- Ron, you are off to a
- terrible start tonight,
- 916
- 00:51:19,484 --> 00:51:20,785
- I can tell you that much.
- 917
- 00:51:20,852 --> 00:51:21,987
- Now let's see that map.
- 918
- 00:51:24,988 --> 00:51:27,891
- Wow, this is great, man.
- 919
- 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,794
- This is some of your
- finest work ever, Ron.
- 920
- 00:51:30,861 --> 00:51:31,729
- Thanks.
- 921
- 00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:35,732
- - Right, let's get started.
- - All right.
- 922
- 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,667
- - This is for you.
- - Yep.
- 923
- 00:51:39,736 --> 00:51:41,571
- You gotta be kidding me.
- 924
- 00:51:41,638 --> 00:51:43,441
- It's gonna work, man.
- 925
- 00:51:43,508 --> 00:51:44,376
- Dogs love them.
- 926
- 00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:47,510
- We'll find out.
- 927
- 00:52:34,492 --> 00:52:36,760
- Hey, why didn't you tell
- me the lock was unlocked?
- 928
- 00:52:36,827 --> 00:52:38,095
- I didn't know either.
- 929
- 00:52:47,805 --> 00:52:50,375
- Probably crap all
- over the place, man.
- 930
- 00:52:51,642 --> 00:52:54,011
- Gotta watch
- your step, man.
- 931
- 00:52:55,912 --> 00:52:58,415
- What the, oh jeez.
- 932
- 00:52:58,482 --> 00:52:59,417
- You were saying?
- 933
- 00:52:59,484 --> 00:53:00,919
- Not funny, man.
- 934
- 00:53:03,019 --> 00:53:04,855
- Man, these pups are loud.
- 935
- 00:53:05,756 --> 00:53:07,425
- Hope our cover ain't blown.
- 936
- 00:53:07,492 --> 00:53:09,060
- Think we should
- kill this mission?
- 937
- 00:53:16,501 --> 00:53:19,604
- Hey buddy, there
- you go, there you go.
- 938
- 00:53:20,838 --> 00:53:21,705
- All right.
- 939
- 00:53:25,943 --> 00:53:26,944
- It's not often
- you surprise me,
- 940
- 00:53:27,010 --> 00:53:29,179
- but every dog's got
- its day, I suppose.
- 941
- 00:53:29,247 --> 00:53:30,548
- Saved the day.
- 942
- 00:53:30,615 --> 00:53:33,783
- Well, we're not out of the
- pen yet, man, but nice job.
- 943
- 00:53:33,850 --> 00:53:35,718
- I did not expect that maneuver.
- 944
- 00:53:35,785 --> 00:53:37,021
- Thanks, Oren.
- 945
- 00:53:37,086 --> 00:53:39,456
- Get your head in there
- and get to work, let's go.
- 946
- 00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:43,727
- Hey, whoa, both of us, both.
- 947
- 00:53:49,734 --> 00:53:50,869
- - Drugs.
- - Yeah.
- 948
- 00:53:53,870 --> 00:53:54,738
- All right.
- 949
- 00:53:55,805 --> 00:53:58,141
- Who likes peanut butter?
- 950
- 00:53:58,209 --> 00:54:00,544
- You like peanut butter.
- 951
- 00:54:00,611 --> 00:54:01,946
- Come on, man, you ain't
- having a coffee, man.
- 952
- 00:54:03,046 --> 00:54:04,481
- - Let's get going.
- - He's really cute.
- 953
- 00:54:14,091 --> 00:54:15,926
- That band up
- there is terrible.
- 954
- 00:54:15,993 --> 00:54:19,096
- They're just butchering
- all those classic tunes.
- 955
- 00:54:19,162 --> 00:54:20,898
- They should be outlawed.
- 956
- 00:54:26,336 --> 00:54:27,737
- You think you could do better?
- 957
- 00:54:27,805 --> 00:54:29,874
- I don't think so, son, I know.
- 958
- 00:54:31,676 --> 00:54:32,477
- Hey.
- 959
- 00:54:32,544 --> 00:54:34,778
- You don't have to convince me.
- 960
- 00:54:34,845 --> 00:54:35,814
- I believe you.
- 961
- 00:54:37,281 --> 00:54:39,517
- Let me just show you.
- 962
- 00:54:39,584 --> 00:54:40,551
- Wait, Dicky.
- 963
- 00:54:40,618 --> 00:54:42,086
- You don't have to
- show me, it's fine.
- 964
- 00:54:42,153 --> 00:54:43,588
- I believe you.
- 965
- 00:54:46,122 --> 00:54:47,124
- What's up, Dicky?
- 966
- 00:54:56,633 --> 00:54:57,867
- Hey, what the hell?
- 967
- 00:54:57,935 --> 00:54:59,236
- What the hell?
- 968
- 00:54:59,303 --> 00:55:01,071
- - Dicky.
- - Enough, enough.
- 969
- 00:55:01,138 --> 00:55:03,107
- Come on, enough, enough.
- 970
- 00:55:05,376 --> 00:55:06,176
- I'm just trying to give you
- 971
- 00:55:06,243 --> 00:55:08,678
- an honest performance for once.
- 972
- 00:55:08,745 --> 00:55:10,514
- Get
- outta here, Dicky.
- 973
- 00:55:11,948 --> 00:55:13,216
- Dicky.
- 974
- 00:55:13,283 --> 00:55:14,718
- You okay?
- 975
- 00:55:14,785 --> 00:55:15,986
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 976
- 00:55:16,053 --> 00:55:16,921
- Okay.
- 977
- 00:55:19,156 --> 00:55:19,890
- What
- are you looking at,
- 978
- 00:55:19,957 --> 00:55:22,126
- you geriatric marshmallow?
- 979
- 00:55:22,193 --> 00:55:27,097
- Give me that.
- 980
- 00:55:27,164 --> 00:55:28,165
- Oh no.
- 981
- 00:55:28,231 --> 00:55:29,899
- I'm telling you, Rusty.
- 982
- 00:55:29,966 --> 00:55:31,968
- I'm sick of this stupid elk.
- 983
- 00:55:32,035 --> 00:55:34,704
- I'm sorry I'm
- drinking a little bit.
- 984
- 00:55:34,772 --> 00:55:36,140
- But when I get to the elk,
- 985
- 00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:41,212
- it's gonna be between me
- and him, and mostly me.
- 986
- 00:55:42,113 --> 00:55:43,814
- Oh, wow.
- 987
- 00:55:43,881 --> 00:55:45,816
- Welcome to Elkington's.
- 988
- 00:55:48,318 --> 00:55:52,589
- Who's laughing now, you
- tick infested maggot brain?
- 989
- 00:55:52,656 --> 00:55:54,825
- Who's laughing now?
- 990
- 00:55:55,959 --> 00:55:57,761
- - Dicky, relax.
- - Get off me, man.
- 991
- 00:56:00,397 --> 00:56:01,466
- Are you okay, Dicky?
- 992
- 00:56:01,531 --> 00:56:03,867
- What the hell do you
- think you're doing?
- 993
- 00:56:03,934 --> 00:56:05,002
- I think that woman's
- 994
- 00:56:05,068 --> 00:56:06,937
- - calling the police.
- - There's a crazy man.
- 995
- 00:56:07,004 --> 00:56:10,007
- - Definitely calling the cops.
- - And he's hurt bad.
- 996
- 00:56:10,073 --> 00:56:12,609
- That guard's really
- standing out too.
- 997
- 00:56:14,310 --> 00:56:15,979
- We gotta get outta here, fast.
- 998
- 00:56:17,347 --> 00:56:18,282
- How do we do that?
- 999
- 00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:28,225
- I'm starving.
- 1000
- 00:56:28,292 --> 00:56:31,563
- Solid night of drinking
- can do that to any man.
- 1001
- 00:56:32,696 --> 00:56:36,232
- Normally, I like to
- scope out the talent.
- 1002
- 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:39,702
- Make a lap round here.
- 1003
- 00:56:39,769 --> 00:56:44,675
- But looks like we're the
- only fools here at this hour.
- 1004
- 00:56:48,245 --> 00:56:50,281
- I gotta pick up a
- couple personal items.
- 1005
- 00:57:11,769 --> 00:57:12,870
- - Hey, man.
- - Hey.
- 1006
- 00:57:13,738 --> 00:57:14,772
- What is all that stuff?
- 1007
- 00:57:14,839 --> 00:57:16,907
- I got stuff for us
- to celebrate, man.
- 1008
- 00:57:16,973 --> 00:57:18,441
- Man, you're gonna
- die of a heart attack.
- 1009
- 00:57:18,508 --> 00:57:20,043
- I covered all the food groups.
- 1010
- 00:57:20,111 --> 00:57:21,178
- Oh yeah, where's the carrot?
- 1011
- 00:57:21,245 --> 00:57:22,113
- In the cake.
- 1012
- 00:57:23,881 --> 00:57:24,749
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1013
- 00:57:25,783 --> 00:57:27,918
- What the hell are
- you guys wearing?
- 1014
- 00:57:27,984 --> 00:57:29,218
- We were just on a caper.
- 1015
- 00:57:29,285 --> 00:57:30,186
- Ain't that right, boss?
- 1016
- 00:57:31,522 --> 00:57:33,323
- Looks like you've
- been elk hunting.
- 1017
- 00:57:33,390 --> 00:57:35,092
- This is very efficient.
- 1018
- 00:57:35,158 --> 00:57:38,095
- It's non-reflective so we
- can hide behind buildings.
- 1019
- 00:57:38,162 --> 00:57:40,763
- Man, I told you we'd look
- ridiculous in this stuff.
- 1020
- 00:57:40,830 --> 00:57:43,166
- It's urban camouflage, man.
- 1021
- 00:57:45,002 --> 00:57:46,103
- He gets it.
- 1022
- 00:57:46,169 --> 00:57:47,738
- Hey, hold up, man.
- 1023
- 00:57:47,805 --> 00:57:48,972
- Gotta get some more stuff.
- 1024
- 00:57:49,039 --> 00:57:49,906
- All right.
- 1025
- 00:57:50,841 --> 00:57:52,176
- Yep, do it.
- 1026
- 00:57:53,310 --> 00:57:55,179
- Hey, you gotta think
- for the both of us, man.
- 1027
- 00:57:55,245 --> 00:57:56,245
- Put it by my left boob.
- 1028
- 00:57:56,312 --> 00:57:58,182
- There you go, all right.
- 1029
- 00:57:58,249 --> 00:57:59,183
- - Got it?
- - Yep.
- 1030
- 00:58:00,316 --> 00:58:02,051
- Man, you gotta be
- thinking about bananas,
- 1031
- 00:58:02,118 --> 00:58:04,988
- spinach, apples,
- that's the stuff.
- 1032
- 00:58:05,055 --> 00:58:06,156
- Banana bread.
- 1033
- 00:58:06,222 --> 00:58:09,258
- Oh, we could get
- applesauce and pork chops.
- 1034
- 00:58:09,325 --> 00:58:10,994
- - That sounds good, man.
- - Yep.
- 1035
- 00:58:11,928 --> 00:58:13,030
- And some framboise.
- 1036
- 00:58:28,511 --> 00:58:29,479
- Son of a bitch.
- 1037
- 00:58:29,546 --> 00:58:32,049
- Do not move, sir,
- stop right now.
- 1038
- 00:58:32,115 --> 00:58:34,417
- Stop the cart, back
- away from the cart.
- 1039
- 00:58:34,484 --> 00:58:36,419
- Hey, don't you throw
- that at me, sir.
- 1040
- 00:58:36,486 --> 00:58:38,088
- You just added another charge.
- 1041
- 00:58:39,490 --> 00:58:40,790
- Don't touch those Ding Dongs.
- 1042
- 00:58:40,857 --> 00:58:42,091
- Do not touch the
- Ding Dongs, sir.
- 1043
- 00:58:42,158 --> 00:58:43,760
- Get your hands off the,
- 1044
- 00:58:43,827 --> 00:58:45,328
- told you, hands
- off the Ding Dongs.
- 1045
- 00:58:45,396 --> 00:58:48,031
- You're gonna add charges
- all night, aren't you?
- 1046
- 00:58:48,097 --> 00:58:49,432
- That's it.
- 1047
- 00:58:49,499 --> 00:58:54,036
- You, sir, are under
- arrest for assault.
- 1048
- 00:58:54,104 --> 00:58:54,972
- On an elk?
- 1049
- 00:58:55,839 --> 00:58:57,039
- He started it.
- 1050
- 00:58:57,106 --> 00:58:58,441
- Find that hard
- to believe, sir,
- 1051
- 00:58:58,508 --> 00:58:59,676
- considering he is an elk.
- 1052
- 00:58:59,743 --> 00:59:02,213
- And for your information,
- his name is Elliott.
- 1053
- 00:59:03,214 --> 00:59:04,048
- Get over here.
- 1054
- 00:59:05,115 --> 00:59:07,017
- You have the right
- to remain silent.
- 1055
- 00:59:08,618 --> 00:59:10,553
- I know the drill, bacon boy.
- 1056
- 00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:11,689
- Look at this mess you've made.
- 1057
- 00:59:11,754 --> 00:59:14,323
- You're nothing but
- a bacon boy.
- 1058
- 00:59:14,390 --> 00:59:15,626
- Speaking
- of bacon, sir,
- 1059
- 00:59:15,691 --> 00:59:19,530
- do you know what they do
- to elk abusers in the can?
- 1060
- 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:21,999
- Dick, I'll have you out soon.
- 1061
- 00:59:22,066 --> 00:59:23,834
- Let's get Rusty to the track.
- 1062
- 00:59:23,901 --> 00:59:25,202
- Not today, sir.
- 1063
- 00:59:25,269 --> 00:59:27,738
- Son, see that blue
- and white over there?
- 1064
- 00:59:28,405 --> 00:59:30,207
- I'm an undercover cop.
- 1065
- 00:59:30,274 --> 00:59:32,075
- I've got proof,
- it's in my pocket.
- 1066
- 00:59:32,142 --> 00:59:33,143
- Check my pocket.
- 1067
- 00:59:33,209 --> 00:59:34,977
- You can tell that
- to the judge, sir.
- 1068
- 00:59:35,044 --> 00:59:36,512
- I know people in City Hall.
- 1069
- 00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:39,884
- - I know people in City Hall!
- - Say bye.
- 1070
- 00:59:51,428 --> 00:59:52,763
- Sorry to interrupt.
- 1071
- 00:59:53,564 --> 00:59:55,933
- Did you or did you not
- 1072
- 00:59:55,999 --> 00:59:59,035
- assault Elliott the Elk at
- Elkington's two hours ago?
- 1073
- 01:00:00,271 --> 01:00:04,874
- After he sexually
- assaulted me and my son, yes.
- 1074
- 01:00:04,941 --> 01:00:07,443
- That is a load of horse
- shit and you know it.
- 1075
- 01:00:07,510 --> 01:00:09,545
- You weren't even there, pig!
- 1076
- 01:00:09,613 --> 01:00:10,814
- Say pig one more time.
- 1077
- 01:00:10,881 --> 01:00:12,516
- - Say it one more time.
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 1078
- 01:00:12,582 --> 01:00:13,684
- - I swear to God.
- - Thank you, sir.
- 1079
- 01:00:13,751 --> 01:00:15,819
- Thank you, sir, we'll be
- back in a few minutes.
- 1080
- 01:00:21,591 --> 01:00:22,892
- Copinsky!
- 1081
- 01:00:22,959 --> 01:00:24,060
- Yes, ma'am.
- 1082
- 01:00:33,970 --> 01:00:36,039
- So tell me again
- what happened.
- 1083
- 01:00:36,106 --> 01:00:37,908
- A woman called and
- said that he just
- 1084
- 01:00:37,975 --> 01:00:39,509
- attacked Elliott in cold blood.
- 1085
- 01:00:39,575 --> 01:00:40,977
- I hate that damn thing.
- 1086
- 01:00:42,245 --> 01:00:44,882
- I mean, why would you want
- an elk as your mascot?
- 1087
- 01:00:44,948 --> 01:00:47,149
- Well, Native Americans
- associated the elk
- 1088
- 01:00:47,216 --> 01:00:50,253
- with bravery and
- endurance, masculinity.
- 1089
- 01:00:51,254 --> 01:00:52,655
- Besides that, I'm not sure.
- 1090
- 01:00:52,722 --> 01:00:56,058
- Right, did you watch
- the surveillance video?
- 1091
- 01:00:56,126 --> 01:00:58,095
- Didn't have any
- outside the place.
- 1092
- 01:00:58,162 --> 01:00:59,596
- - Damn.
- - I know.
- 1093
- 01:00:59,662 --> 01:01:00,863
- It's the 21st century.
- 1094
- 01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:03,266
- You think a place like that
- would upgrade a little.
- 1095
- 01:01:04,267 --> 01:01:05,368
- So there's no evidence.
- 1096
- 01:01:06,502 --> 01:01:07,470
- What do you mean?
- 1097
- 01:01:09,039 --> 01:01:10,941
- A mascot got messed
- up a little but
- 1098
- 01:01:11,975 --> 01:01:13,144
- who really cares?
- 1099
- 01:01:15,111 --> 01:01:16,178
- I don't.
- 1100
- 01:01:16,245 --> 01:01:17,347
- Are you serious?
- 1101
- 01:01:17,414 --> 01:01:19,917
- That man is a lunatic
- and should be locked up.
- 1102
- 01:01:19,984 --> 01:01:22,252
- He attacked a defenseless elk.
- 1103
- 01:01:22,318 --> 01:01:24,987
- All right, then he comes
- at me two times, right?
- 1104
- 01:01:25,055 --> 01:01:27,591
- With a rabbit and then
- with a stack of Ding Dongs,
- 1105
- 01:01:27,658 --> 01:01:28,692
- for God's sakes.
- 1106
- 01:01:28,758 --> 01:01:30,593
- I finally get him into my car,
- 1107
- 01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:31,861
- and he starts talking about
- 1108
- 01:01:31,928 --> 01:01:34,497
- all the recipes he's gonna
- cook when he gets home
- 1109
- 01:01:34,564 --> 01:01:36,066
- with bacon and pork.
- 1110
- 01:01:36,133 --> 01:01:37,634
- Mm-hmm, you get it?
- 1111
- 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,702
- Right, making all the pig
- noises and everything.
- 1112
- 01:01:39,769 --> 01:01:42,271
- If I gotta hear that pork
- the pig crap one more time,
- 1113
- 01:01:42,339 --> 01:01:43,373
- I swear to God.
- 1114
- 01:01:46,010 --> 01:01:48,611
- I'm gonna be off my
- shift in five minutes.
- 1115
- 01:01:48,678 --> 01:01:50,314
- I'm going to the derby today.
- 1116
- 01:01:50,381 --> 01:01:52,281
- Ain't no way I'm
- missing that derby.
- 1117
- 01:01:52,348 --> 01:01:53,417
- - Not for this.
- - Yeah.
- 1118
- 01:01:55,551 --> 01:01:58,354
- Man talked about cooking pig.
- 1119
- 01:01:58,421 --> 01:01:59,289
- Bacon.
- 1120
- 01:02:00,423 --> 01:02:01,258
- I like bacon.
- 1121
- 01:02:02,459 --> 01:02:05,462
- But don't like pig noises.
- 1122
- 01:02:05,528 --> 01:02:06,396
- Mm-mm.
- 1123
- 01:02:15,305 --> 01:02:16,640
- Free to go, sir.
- 1124
- 01:02:16,707 --> 01:02:17,741
- What?
- 1125
- 01:02:17,807 --> 01:02:18,975
- Are you crazy?
- 1126
- 01:02:20,209 --> 01:02:21,544
- It's about time.
- 1127
- 01:02:22,713 --> 01:02:24,580
- What did you just
- say to me, Copinsky?
- 1128
- 01:02:24,647 --> 01:02:28,218
- I have never seen an officer
- treat a sergeant like that.
- 1129
- 01:02:28,285 --> 01:02:30,553
- You're free to go, sir.
- 1130
- 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,055
- Over and out.
- 1131
- 01:02:36,093 --> 01:02:37,060
- Come on, come on.
- 1132
- 01:02:37,127 --> 01:02:39,529
- We gotta get outta
- here, let's go.
- 1133
- 01:02:39,595 --> 01:02:43,434
- I'm coming,
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- 1134
- 01:02:45,535 --> 01:02:48,104
- Well, at least you
- dropped him like a man.
- 1135
- 01:02:48,171 --> 01:02:50,272
- Yeah, I figured
- that majestic creature
- 1136
- 01:02:50,339 --> 01:02:51,540
- could take a punch.
- 1137
- 01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:52,843
- Me too.
- 1138
- 01:02:52,908 --> 01:02:57,046
- I'll take full responsibility
- for hitting that elk.
- 1139
- 01:02:57,113 --> 01:02:59,515
- But Rusty went after that cop.
- 1140
- 01:02:59,582 --> 01:03:01,151
- I couldn't hold him back.
- 1141
- 01:03:01,218 --> 01:03:02,286
- Savage.
- 1142
- 01:03:02,352 --> 01:03:04,421
- I would've been out
- of jail much earlier
- 1143
- 01:03:04,488 --> 01:03:07,656
- but I'm not gonna apologize
- to something I did not do.
- 1144
- 01:03:07,723 --> 01:03:09,693
- - I did not do anything.
- - Of course.
- 1145
- 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,127
- Of course, you
- didn't do anything.
- 1146
- 01:03:11,194 --> 01:03:15,564
- You know, I've always admired
- how you've stuck to your guns.
- 1147
- 01:03:15,631 --> 01:03:19,202
- Well, I did punch
- that goofy eyed elk.
- 1148
- 01:03:20,504 --> 01:03:22,672
- You were just at the wrong
- place at the wrong time.
- 1149
- 01:03:22,738 --> 01:03:23,640
- It happens.
- 1150
- 01:03:24,975 --> 01:03:26,643
- Guess you're gonna have to
- find another place to shop.
- 1151
- 01:03:29,245 --> 01:03:32,048
- Now, get onto the track.
- 1152
- 01:03:32,115 --> 01:03:33,716
- Hey, let's hit it.
- 1153
- 01:03:41,892 --> 01:03:43,460
- Let
- me get two beers.
- 1154
- 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,403
- You know you smell like
- you spent the night in jail.
- 1155
- 01:03:53,470 --> 01:03:56,372
- I've never been late
- to a gig in my life.
- 1156
- 01:03:56,439 --> 01:03:58,340
- Isn't this your first gig?
- 1157
- 01:03:58,408 --> 01:04:02,479
- Son, it's your fault
- that I got that drunk.
- 1158
- 01:04:02,546 --> 01:04:04,214
- You woke me up!
- 1159
- 01:04:04,281 --> 01:04:05,149
- Nah.
- 1160
- 01:04:13,222 --> 01:04:15,491
- Dicky, come on,
- we get out there.
- 1161
- 01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:17,093
- We gotta go.
- 1162
- 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,182
- ♪ Time to moving ♪
- 1163
- 01:04:39,249 --> 01:04:41,151
- ♪ Time to grooving ♪
- 1164
- 01:04:41,218 --> 01:04:44,855
- ♪ Time to be with you ♪
- 1165
- 01:04:44,921 --> 01:04:46,689
- ♪ No more moaning ♪
- 1166
- 01:04:46,756 --> 01:04:48,825
- ♪ No more groaning ♪
- 1167
- 01:04:48,892 --> 01:04:52,863
- ♪ We can leave this mess ♪
- 1168
- 01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:57,234
- ♪ I went down to get drunk ♪
- 1169
- 01:04:57,301 --> 01:05:00,636
- ♪ Waking up to see ♪
- 1170
- 01:05:00,703 --> 01:05:02,839
- ♪ Come back, baby ♪
- 1171
- 01:05:02,906 --> 01:05:04,708
- Who had this?
- 1172
- 01:05:04,774 --> 01:05:08,444
- ♪ Time to set you free ♪
- 1173
- 01:05:08,511 --> 01:05:10,247
- ♪ I'm so glad ♪
- 1174
- 01:05:10,314 --> 01:05:11,915
- ♪ I'm so glad ♪
- 1175
- 01:05:11,981 --> 01:05:16,152
- ♪ I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad ♪
- 1176
- 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:17,921
- ♪ I'm so glad ♪
- 1177
- 01:05:17,988 --> 01:05:19,522
- ♪ I'm so glad ♪
- 1178
- 01:05:19,589 --> 01:05:23,325
- ♪ I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad ♪
- 1179
- 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:27,424
- So, what are you
- thinking about for encore?
- 1180
- 01:06:30,926 --> 01:06:32,595
- That's your call.
- 1181
- 01:06:33,863 --> 01:06:35,465
- That's your band out there.
- 1182
- 01:06:37,401 --> 01:06:39,270
- You don't need me
- around anymore.
- 1183
- 01:06:40,336 --> 01:06:41,338
- What are you talking about?
- 1184
- 01:06:41,405 --> 01:06:44,006
- I can't go back out
- there without you.
- 1185
- 01:06:44,073 --> 01:06:47,443
- Nah, son, it
- works for the best.
- 1186
- 01:06:48,611 --> 01:06:51,247
- That's your band,
- that's your show,
- 1187
- 01:06:52,015 --> 01:06:53,917
- and that's your stage.
- 1188
- 01:06:53,984 --> 01:06:56,854
- But isn't this what
- you've always wanted?
- 1189
- 01:06:57,953 --> 01:06:58,856
- Not here.
- 1190
- 01:06:59,856 --> 01:07:02,492
- I can't stand this place.
- 1191
- 01:07:02,559 --> 01:07:05,863
- I got a yearning for the
- freedom of an open road.
- 1192
- 01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:10,800
- You'll understand as
- you get a little older.
- 1193
- 01:07:20,810 --> 01:07:22,213
- I don't want you to go.
- 1194
- 01:07:24,747 --> 01:07:26,383
- It's for the best, son.
- 1195
- 01:07:29,385 --> 01:07:30,887
- Where are you gonna go?
- 1196
- 01:07:33,656 --> 01:07:34,825
- Anywhere but here.
- 1197
- 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,537
- Gentlemen, thank
- you for coming.
- 1198
- 01:07:48,372 --> 01:07:49,573
- Wow, this is our spot?
- 1199
- 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,509
- That's a nice table
- right at the finish line.
- 1200
- 01:07:53,810 --> 01:07:57,580
- This is the start of
- something really special.
- 1201
- 01:07:57,647 --> 01:07:58,915
- I like the sound of that.
- 1202
- 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,624
- So all went as planned.
- 1203
- 01:08:07,691 --> 01:08:09,459
- It was a slam dunk.
- 1204
- 01:08:09,526 --> 01:08:10,394
- Good.
- 1205
- 01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:14,365
- Looks like I'm finally
- gonna be king of this town.
- 1206
- 01:08:17,601 --> 01:08:19,602
- Well, how about something
- to wet our whistles?
- 1207
- 01:08:19,668 --> 01:08:21,104
- What'll it be, boys?
- 1208
- 01:08:21,171 --> 01:08:23,339
- I'll take any drink
- with an umbrella in it.
- 1209
- 01:08:23,406 --> 01:08:24,873
- A couple shooters.
- 1210
- 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,443
- - Vodka.
- - Cotton candy.
- 1211
- 01:08:27,677 --> 01:08:29,045
- All right, that's
- the concession stand
- 1212
- 01:08:29,111 --> 01:08:30,480
- but for y'all, anything.
- 1213
- 01:08:30,547 --> 01:08:31,815
- Back in a jiff.
- 1214
- 01:08:31,882 --> 01:08:32,750
- Thanks.
- 1215
- 01:08:37,454 --> 01:08:38,755
- Hey, Ron.
- 1216
- 01:08:38,821 --> 01:08:39,989
- Look at this turnout.
- 1217
- 01:08:41,257 --> 01:08:44,461
- We might be in for a bigger
- payday than we thought.
- 1218
- 01:08:44,528 --> 01:08:45,396
- Job well done.
- 1219
- 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:47,031
- Great job.
- 1220
- 01:08:48,531 --> 01:08:49,400
- You okay?
- 1221
- 01:08:50,566 --> 01:08:54,971
- Yeah but help me up
- and get me to my office.
- 1222
- 01:09:03,846 --> 01:09:07,383
- Bartholomew, go out
- there and make me proud.
- 1223
- 01:09:07,450 --> 01:09:08,319
- Okay.
- 1224
- 01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:13,456
- You don't want to watch the
- biggest race of your life?
- 1225
- 01:09:14,757 --> 01:09:15,758
- Tell you the truth,
- 1226
- 01:09:15,825 --> 01:09:18,627
- I'd rather watch it
- alone in my office.
- 1227
- 01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:20,731
- I'm exhausted.
- 1228
- 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,435
- You had a pretty big week.
- 1229
- 01:09:25,502 --> 01:09:26,437
- This place.
- 1230
- 01:09:27,803 --> 01:09:29,038
- I'm getting outta here.
- 1231
- 01:09:29,105 --> 01:09:31,408
- Hell, I don't know what
- I was ever doing in here.
- 1232
- 01:09:31,475 --> 01:09:32,476
- I'm retiring.
- 1233
- 01:09:34,744 --> 01:09:36,080
- Hell of a time to tell me.
- 1234
- 01:09:37,247 --> 01:09:38,848
- If we win tonight,
- 1235
- 01:09:40,249 --> 01:09:42,720
- Vicky's gonna need
- a lot of help.
- 1236
- 01:09:44,087 --> 01:09:46,055
- What do you mean?
- 1237
- 01:09:46,122 --> 01:09:48,825
- While I was wasted,
- sitting in the slammer,
- 1238
- 01:09:49,926 --> 01:09:51,694
- I saw the whole thing.
- 1239
- 01:09:51,761 --> 01:09:53,564
- I saw the whole
- kit and caboodle.
- 1240
- 01:09:54,964 --> 01:09:56,833
- You sure
- you're not still drunk?
- 1241
- 01:09:58,001 --> 01:09:59,035
- Sober as Sally.
- 1242
- 01:10:01,171 --> 01:10:02,039
- Well.
- 1243
- 01:10:03,906 --> 01:10:05,476
- Before you leave, you should,
- 1244
- 01:10:06,909 --> 01:10:08,412
- you should probably
- take a shower.
- 1245
- 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:12,348
- Our final
- race of the evening
- 1246
- 01:10:12,415 --> 01:10:15,851
- will be the 27th running
- of the Magnolia Derby.
- 1247
- 01:10:21,757 --> 01:10:23,992
- Here are the entrants
- for the finalists.
- 1248
- 01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:24,928
- Number one.
- 1249
- 01:10:26,829 --> 01:10:29,899
- A black and white greyhound
- weighing in at 57 pounds.
- 1250
- 01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:32,901
- Number two, Brian Bosworth.
- 1251
- 01:10:32,968 --> 01:10:35,071
- Brown greyhound
- weighing at 74 pounds.
- 1252
- 01:10:36,172 --> 01:10:37,408
- This is it, man.
- 1253
- 01:10:38,542 --> 01:10:41,178
- 3467, super trifecta box.
- 1254
- 01:10:45,548 --> 01:10:46,617
- I'll be back in a big way.
- 1255
- 01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:50,653
- Red greyhound
- weighing 71 pounds.
- 1256
- 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,189
- Number six, Sadie's Lucky Charm.
- 1257
- 01:10:53,256 --> 01:10:56,193
- Black and white greyhound
- weighing at 62 pounds.
- 1258
- 01:10:57,092 --> 01:10:59,863
- Number seven, CTK Velocity.
- 1259
- 01:10:59,930 --> 01:11:02,198
- Brown greyhound
- weighing 61 pounds.
- 1260
- 01:11:02,265 --> 01:11:03,999
- And finally, the number eight.
- 1261
- 01:11:04,066 --> 01:11:06,034
- CK's Smoking Gun.
- 1262
- 01:11:06,101 --> 01:11:09,171
- The brown greyhound
- weighing 67 pounds.
- 1263
- 01:11:09,239 --> 01:11:11,540
- That should do it for
- the 27th Magnolia Derby.
- 1264
- 01:11:11,607 --> 01:11:13,142
- It's two minutes until post.
- 1265
- 01:11:15,878 --> 01:11:19,015
- Give me 500 on Rusty to win.
- 1266
- 01:11:19,082 --> 01:11:21,718
- That bastard ain't
- never lost a race.
- 1267
- 01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:25,922
- Two
- minutes until post.
- 1268
- 01:11:25,989 --> 01:11:28,057
- ♪ Let love be my crime ♪
- 1269
- 01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:29,691
- ♪ You want to bring
- me a long way ♪
- 1270
- 01:11:29,758 --> 01:11:30,892
- ♪ Heartbreaker ♪
- 1271
- 01:11:30,959 --> 01:11:35,664
- ♪ Fat back, Cadillac
- love maker here ♪
- 1272
- 01:11:35,731 --> 01:11:36,600
- No.
- 1273
- 01:11:37,367 --> 01:11:38,435
- I'd say good luck, Mak,
- 1274
- 01:11:38,501 --> 01:11:42,138
- but I think your luck
- has finally run out.
- 1275
- 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:48,677
- Who was that fox?
- 1276
- 01:11:48,744 --> 01:11:50,113
- I don't know,
- but it looks like
- 1277
- 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:53,082
- somebody's getting laid tonight.
- 1278
- 01:11:53,149 --> 01:11:54,950
- Wait a minute,
- that was my wife.
- 1279
- 01:11:55,017 --> 01:11:57,220
- What the hell did
- she mean by that?
- 1280
- 01:11:57,287 --> 01:11:59,187
- She thinks you're gonna lose.
- 1281
- 01:11:59,254 --> 01:12:01,057
- You better hope
- she's wrong, cowboy.
- 1282
- 01:12:02,993 --> 01:12:04,160
- Oh boy, go figure.
- 1283
- 01:12:07,797 --> 01:12:11,334
- I gotta say, College,
- you've done a tremendous job.
- 1284
- 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,869
- This place looks
- better than ever.
- 1285
- 01:12:13,936 --> 01:12:14,937
- Thanks, Vicky.
- 1286
- 01:12:15,004 --> 01:12:16,772
- You know how much
- you guys mean to me.
- 1287
- 01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:18,941
- What numbers do we got?
- 1288
- 01:12:20,142 --> 01:12:21,310
- One, two, five, and eight.
- 1289
- 01:12:21,378 --> 01:12:23,814
- Boz is number two, that's
- all you need to know.
- 1290
- 01:12:26,716 --> 01:12:28,318
- And
- Rusty's on the move.
- 1291
- 01:12:28,385 --> 01:12:30,052
- Look at Rusty.
- 1292
- 01:12:31,253 --> 01:12:33,622
- Here comes Rusty.
- 1293
- 01:12:39,762 --> 01:12:40,763
- And the greyhounds
- are out of the box.
- 1294
- 01:12:40,830 --> 01:12:43,665
- It's the one breaking
- to an early lead.
- 1295
- 01:12:48,137 --> 01:12:49,071
- Followed by the
- two, Brian Bosworth,
- 1296
- 01:12:49,138 --> 01:12:51,708
- and of course,
- Satan's Valentine.
- 1297
- 01:12:58,114 --> 01:13:00,650
- Go, number three, you
- gotta dig down deep!
- 1298
- 01:13:00,717 --> 01:13:03,020
- And here they
- go around the first turn now.
- 1299
- 01:13:04,354 --> 01:13:07,289
- Around the first turn,
- into the back stretch.
- 1300
- 01:13:07,356 --> 01:13:09,225
- What's going on, Mak?
- 1301
- 01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:12,095
- Those first two dogs,
- man, they ain't ours.
- 1302
- 01:13:12,162 --> 01:13:13,963
- He'll come around,
- here he comes.
- 1303
- 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:19,035
- It's the two,
- Brian Bosworth, going ahead.
- 1304
- 01:13:24,140 --> 01:13:25,374
- And it's the five with the lead.
- 1305
- 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,644
- But the two making a move,
- coming down to the wire.
- 1306
- 01:13:27,711 --> 01:13:28,579
- Oh dear.
- 1307
- 01:13:29,412 --> 01:13:31,847
- Come on, Boz.
- 1308
- 01:13:31,914 --> 01:13:34,984
- It's
- the two for the end!
- 1309
- 01:13:35,051 --> 01:13:38,354
- It's 2356, Brian
- Bosworth once again!
- 1310
- 01:13:44,093 --> 01:13:45,794
- You gotta be kidding, man!
- 1311
- 01:13:45,861 --> 01:13:46,796
- What the fuck!
- 1312
- 01:13:48,397 --> 01:13:50,199
- Well, Mak, looks
- like we are gonna
- 1313
- 01:13:50,266 --> 01:13:50,900
- have to take a ride.
- 1314
- 01:13:50,967 --> 01:13:51,934
- Oh, come on, guys.
- 1315
- 01:13:52,001 --> 01:13:53,936
- This ain't the
- time for excuses.
- 1316
- 01:13:54,003 --> 01:13:55,738
- Hold on a minute here.
- 1317
- 01:13:55,805 --> 01:13:57,707
- You just cost us everything.
- 1318
- 01:13:57,774 --> 01:13:58,842
- Cost you, oh.
- 1319
- 01:13:58,908 --> 01:14:01,077
- Thanks for helping
- out with the track, Mak.
- 1320
- 01:14:01,144 --> 01:14:02,878
- I told you it was
- for a good cause.
- 1321
- 01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:07,015
- Why, you dirty double crosser.
- 1322
- 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:09,352
- Wait a minute, darling, I
- had nothing to do with it.
- 1323
- 01:14:09,418 --> 01:14:10,886
- It's these devils here.
- 1324
- 01:14:10,954 --> 01:14:12,121
- They're the ones you
- got a problem with.
- 1325
- 01:14:12,187 --> 01:14:13,789
- Turn me loose here.
- 1326
- 01:14:41,484 --> 01:14:43,252
- Congratulations.
- 1327
- 01:14:43,319 --> 01:14:44,921
- Guess we got lucky.
- 1328
- 01:14:46,556 --> 01:14:49,292
- Well actually, luck had
- nothing to do with it.
- 1329
- 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:51,662
- I finally got to beat
- Mak at his own game.
- 1330
- 01:14:52,796 --> 01:14:53,930
- How?
- 1331
- 01:14:53,997 --> 01:14:55,431
- He was gonna drug your dogs
- 1332
- 01:14:55,498 --> 01:14:57,167
- so I switched out the pills.
- 1333
- 01:14:58,534 --> 01:15:00,671
- Guess he underestimated you.
- 1334
- 01:15:01,904 --> 01:15:04,040
- Yeah, I'm not exactly
- a halfwit, am I?
- 1335
- 01:15:06,042 --> 01:15:07,477
- I'm gonna miss you, Vicky.
- 1336
- 01:15:07,543 --> 01:15:10,011
- I'm gonna miss you.
- 1337
- 01:15:10,079 --> 01:15:13,416
- I've had my turn as being
- captain of this leaky ship.
- 1338
- 01:15:13,482 --> 01:15:17,119
- Magnolia Park, it was
- destined to be yours.
- 1339
- 01:15:17,186 --> 01:15:19,488
- Should've been
- yours 20 years ago.
- 1340
- 01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:20,757
- Thank you.
- 1341
- 01:15:27,096 --> 01:15:29,031
- I'm gonna miss you, big brother.
- 1342
- 01:15:29,097 --> 01:15:31,100
- I'll call
- you when I get settled.
- 1343
- 01:15:33,570 --> 01:15:36,038
- Where are you gonna go?
- 1344
- 01:15:36,105 --> 01:15:37,374
- Where the music takes me.
- 1345
- 01:16:02,364 --> 01:16:03,499
- Feels good out.
- 1346
- 01:16:06,135 --> 01:16:07,303
- Think I'll leave it out.
- 1347
- 01:16:33,462 --> 01:16:35,064
- A and five, right?
- 1348
- 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,501
- It's
- five alpha, take one.
- 1349
- 01:16:38,568 --> 01:16:41,137
- Five alpha, call that 5A, 5A.
- 1350
- 01:16:43,071 --> 01:16:46,374
- Staff and patrons, go home.
- 1351
- 01:16:46,441 --> 01:16:49,477
- The reasons have yet
- to be determined.
- 1352
- 01:16:50,879 --> 01:16:55,251
- I'll tell you, I can see a
- white ass on a white rock
- 1353
- 01:16:55,318 --> 01:16:56,520
- on a white night.
- 1354
- 01:16:58,421 --> 01:16:59,923
- 5A, get that,
- there you go, and mark it.
- 1355
- 01:17:03,025 --> 01:17:06,294
- Beautiful, keep the
- pen, don't throw it out.
- 1356
- 01:17:10,934 --> 01:17:13,468
- You
- gotta help us, Bruce.
- 1357
- 01:17:13,535 --> 01:17:17,339
- Bruce,
- you gotta help us.
- 1358
- 01:17:17,406 --> 01:17:18,173
- We only weigh a little.
- 1359
- 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:21,077
- I'm slipping.
- 1360
- 01:17:22,244 --> 01:17:23,945
- Pineapples, why do
- we have pineapples?
- 1361
- 01:17:24,012 --> 01:17:25,247
- 'Cause we have dentists.
- 1362
- 01:17:39,995 --> 01:17:42,131
- That's the way it's
- supposed to be.
- 1363
- 01:17:44,967 --> 01:17:47,569
- Second set, 42
- charlie, take one, second set.
- 1364
- 01:17:51,673 --> 01:17:53,943
- You should probably
- take a shower.
- 1365
- 01:17:54,010 --> 01:17:55,311
- With who, Brett?
- 1366
- 01:17:57,312 --> 01:17:58,413
- Oh no.
- 1367
- 01:18:05,587 --> 01:18:07,255
- You're actually shopping.
- 1368
- 01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:14,062
- I think this is the beginning
- of a beautiful partnership.
- 1369
- 01:18:14,129 --> 01:18:16,132
- Agreed.
- 1370
- 01:18:17,499 --> 01:18:18,767
- That's my car, someone's
- trying to break into it.
- 1371
- 01:18:18,834 --> 01:18:21,303
- But I don't care, there's
- nothing of value in there.
- 1372
- 01:18:21,370 --> 01:18:23,372
- Let's go, you're up.
- 1373
- 01:18:26,775 --> 01:18:28,644
- Listen, here's my plan.
- 1374
- 01:18:28,711 --> 01:18:30,280
- Oh, sorry.
- 1375
- 01:18:31,780 --> 01:18:36,251
- Well, God almighty, it
- was a pretty good plan
- 1376
- 01:18:36,319 --> 01:18:38,321
- if you just give it a minute.
- 1377
- 01:18:38,387 --> 01:18:41,024
- Be right with you.
- 1378
- 01:18:42,425 --> 01:18:46,329
- This big cat has nine
- lives, and on my count...
- 1379
- 01:18:52,435 --> 01:18:54,571
- Guess I'll just stand
- here like a schmuck.
- 1380
- 01:18:55,805 --> 01:18:57,373
- Just forever.
- 1381
- 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,508
- Like a real tool.
- 1382
- 01:18:59,574 --> 01:19:01,543
- This is the most
- dangerous hole on the course.
- 1383
- 01:19:01,610 --> 01:19:02,711
- Yeah, ain't it ever.
- 1384
- 01:19:02,779 --> 01:19:05,247
- I've seen men
- knocked over by a ball.
- 1385
- 01:19:05,314 --> 01:19:07,516
- Well, you ain't gonna
- see this man knocked over.
- 1386
- 01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:10,019
- Like I said, man, stand back.
- 1387
- 01:19:14,457 --> 01:19:18,260
- Cut, they've put socks.
- 1388
- 01:19:18,327 --> 01:19:20,062
- They've got socks.
- 1389
- 01:19:22,265 --> 01:19:23,665
- I'm coming, oh jeez.
- 1390
- 01:19:23,732 --> 01:19:26,235
- The nuclear power plant.
- 1391
- 01:19:26,302 --> 01:19:28,538
- The reason the tires tug.
- 1392
- 01:19:43,485 --> 01:19:46,187
- Okay, that's
- a cut, that's a cut.
- 1393
- 01:19:46,254 --> 01:19:47,123
- Oh jeez.
- 1394
- 01:19:50,827 --> 01:19:52,395
- Put on, put
- on, put on, put on.
- 1395
- 01:19:53,495 --> 01:19:54,364
- Milk.
- 1396
- 01:19:55,431 --> 01:19:58,334
- Cheese frog, cheese
- frog, cheese frogs.
- 1397
- 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,301
- Put on, put on, put on.
- 1398
- 01:20:00,369 --> 01:20:01,170
- Milk.
- 1399
- 01:20:01,236 --> 01:20:02,504
- You hear me?
- 1400
- 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:16,718
- Cut.
- 1401
- 01:20:16,785 --> 01:20:18,788
- Hey, we're almost there.
- 1402
- 01:20:22,124 --> 01:20:23,525
- Go home.
- 1403
- 01:20:23,592 --> 01:20:25,693
- Have a nice day, all you...
- 1404
- 01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:37,727
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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